Naruto: Konoha Bodyguard

I don't know if it was because he became a child, but Kakashi slept more. Today it was even more extreme, and he slept until 10 o'clock.

The strange thing is, why Xiaoye didn't come over to wake her up to eat. It's so abnormal. The person who would forcefully pull her out of bed every morning didn't come today.

Could something have happened?

Something happened, something serious happened. Parker showed an evil expression and circled Qiye, and drew several circles on her face with a brush.

"Jiejiejiejiejiejiejiejiejie, Xiaoye, I have been dormant since your chunin exams until now, and finally I got a chance."

Qiye stared at Parker fiercely, and she could only stare.

Because she turned into a little baby! ! !

At that time, Parker personally led the ninja to rescue Li Tai's parents. It secretly hid a bottle of powder made from the reverse flower, but failed to get the green food made from the reverse flower under the noses of the Konoha ninjas. .

It thought about turning Qiye into a little doll, so that the helpless Qiye would not be able to resist itself, so that it could take revenge.

Parker was still depressed for a few days after failing to collect the green juice. Kakashi thought it was too badly injured and was particularly kind to it.

However, there was a bright future, and it actually found a whole box of green snacks in Kakashi's bag. Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie.

It hid the box of green food and kept dormant, waiting for Qiye to relax her vigilance. Every day, Parker mixed a green food into the snacks provided to Qiye by the hotel.

Just yesterday at noon, Parker found that Qiye had finally eaten the green food. It deliberately did not go out to play with Kakashi Qiye at night. Kakashi took pity on its serious injury and prepared a lot of snacks for it.

It ate puppy biscuits in its mouth, hummed a song, and filled all the water glasses and kettles in Qiye's room with drugs.

If you are drugged, you won't scream in pain when you sprinkle the powder on it.

After finishing everything, Parker went back to Kakashi's room. When Qiye came back, he brought Parker a bunch of dog snacks and the shower gel he had always wanted. Parker felt a little guilty about Qiye after getting these things, but not much.

It was afraid that its expression would reveal its thoughts, so it could only bury its head and pretend to sleep. Because it was so excited, its body couldn't help but tremble. Qiye thought it was uncomfortable and gave it a full body check. The warm chakra cloth It felt so comfortable all over its body that it decided to cease the war permanently after taking revenge this time.

Kakashi drank a cup of tea in Qiye's room, went back and opened the gifts and went to bed. Parker didn't go out immediately. He stared with big eyes and waited for another three hours before quietly sneaking into Qiye's room.

Parker opened a small slit in Qiye's room and sprinkled the powder in. The smile on his face could no longer be concealed.

"Hahahahahahaha, I, Parker, won this time." It roared to the sky in the corridor.

"From now on, let's see who dares to speak loudly to me."

Boom!

A teapot was thrown at Parker's feet, and curses were heard in his ears: "What do you call a ghost who doesn't sleep at night? Believe it or not, I will eat dog meat tonight."

Parker immediately nodded and bowed his head to apologize. He still prefers to stay in his nest.

Calculating that the time had come, Parker walked into Qiye's room with puppy steps.

In the center of the room, there was a baby girl carved in pink and jade sleeping soundly.

"Oh~ It's so cute." Parker shook his head and put on a sinister expression: "Shu Zian dares to mess with my heart, you will die today."

"Phew! It's great! I've long wanted to recite the lines in "Shark King" to Xiaoye. It feels like I am the protagonist, Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie."

"Xiaoye, let's see how I play tricks on you."

"Hehehe, so cute."

"Bah, bah, bah! It's not cute at all. You can't be fooled."

"Oh my god, her eyelashes are so long."

"Damn it, this must be an illusion. The evil Uchiha is indeed evil."

"Wow, her little lips are so red."

"Wait tui~ It's not red at all. Watch me spank your butt, pop your head, pinch your face, and bite your arm."

Parker said all the harsh words in his mouth, but the hair on his butt almost shook off.

After all, it was still reluctant to beat Qiye, and was afraid that Qiye would catch cold, so she took a quilt to cover her.

Circling around Qiye's body, Parker was thinking about the method that would not hurt Xiaoye but also allow him to vent his anger until morning.

Parker drew two panda eyes on Qiye's face, a circle on his left cheek, and a cross on his right cheek. He circled around Qiye with a proud expression, admiring his masterpiece.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Qiye woke up and found that she had turned into a baby, and the culprit was obviously Parker, who looked guilty next to her.

She was so angry that she was careless in losing this time. Parker didn't follow martial ethics and actually carried out a sneak attack.

When Parker saw Qi Ye open her eyes, the pleasure of successful revenge was gone, and a guilty conscience crawled all over his body.

But it suddenly realized that Qiye was a baby now, and no matter how angry it was, it couldn't do anything to it, so it became proud again.

It circled around Qi Ye triumphantly, and said: "Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie, Xiaoye, I have been dormant since your Chuunin exams until now, and finally I got a chance."

"This time it's me, Parker, who wins."

Why do the villains in novels talk so much? Now Parker has a deep feeling. It's because his enemy has been tricked and is in despair. In this case, the more he talks, the greater the feeling of satisfaction he feels.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Parker was really a villain.

Before Kakashi even left the room, he heard Parker's villainous laughter, coming from next door.

"What are Parker and Xiaoye doing?" He muttered as he pushed open the door of Qiye's room. At a glance, he saw Parker in the middle of the house. Where is Qiye? did not see it.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

When Qiye saw Kakashi coming, she thought that the savior was coming. As soon as her eyes rolled around, she burst into tears.

Parker's steps became stiff and mechanical, Xiaoye cried so sadly, I will definitely be beaten to death by Kakashi.

When Qiye cried, Kakashi noticed that there was a little baby in the center of the house. His face was covered with ghost symbols drawn with a brush, and his little face looked aggrieved.

"Parker, what's going on?" Kakashi asked angrily.

Parker showed a cute expression, trying to make Kakashi feel a little softer: "Hey~ why is there a baby in Xiaoye's room, hahahaha."

boom!

Parker was hit on the head and sat next to Kakashi with his head hanging down.

Kakashi held the baby Qiye and wiped Qiye's face with a small towel.

He was really speechless. These two enemies really felt itchy all over if they didn't do anything for a day.

Parker didn't think too much, it just wanted to tease Xiaoye, which was very painful for Kakashi. He was only 9 years old now, so how could he take care of a little baby.

Qiye pouted, dissatisfied that Kakashi only hit Parker's head. Kakashi actually understood what she meant from her eyes.

He sighed: "Hey! Come back and tease me yourself when you recover."

Qiye chuckled with satisfaction, and Parker's heart dropped to the bottom when he heard Qiye's laughter.

Calculating that three days make one year older, it would take Qiye 42 days to return to his original state. Thinking of this, Kakashi wanted to hang Parker up and beat him.

Out of sight, out of mind, Kakashi released the channeling and let Parker go back first.

Kakashi held Qiye with Qiye's top. The most important thing now was to buy Qiye baby clothes.

After asking around a few people, Kakashi found a store that sold baby clothes.

"Brother, should you choose something to wear for a little boy or a little girl." The shop owner greeted the little customer with a smile.

"Boy or girl." When asked at first, Kakashi almost couldn't tell Qiye's gender because she always wore men's clothes.

"Oh~ is she your sister? Haha, we have a lot of cute little clothes in our store, all suitable for little girls. Let me introduce them to you."

Kakashi, who didn't know how to choose clothes, was tricked by the shopkeeper into buying several clothes. Qiye's eyes almost rolled to the sky. She couldn't speak and couldn't remind Kakashi that he had been tricked.

By the way, she is very hungry now. When will Kakashi realize that the baby has not eaten yet?

Kakashi, as for Kakashi, is worrying about how to dress Qiye. Since Qiye is a girl, it is not appropriate to change her clothes by himself.

Seeing Kakashi scratching his head in distress, Qiye couldn't help but roll her eyes again, "I'm a baby now!" Stop being so coquettish, put some clothes on me quickly, and then feed me!

In the end, Kakashi asked an old woman to help Qiye get dressed. The old woman asked Kakashi to wait outside the door, and then Qiye was abducted.

The old woman took Qiye, who had changed into clothes, out of the back door, still muttering: "It's been a long time since I've seen such a cute little baby. I'll definitely sell it for a good price."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

Unfortunately, Kakashi was deaf and did not hear Qiye's cry for help.

The old woman took Qiye into the bullock cart and ran away quickly, but Kakashi waited outside the door for half an hour and still didn't realize that Qiye was no longer inside.

"Whoaaah." Help, someone is abducting a child.

The old woman patted Qiye's back gently: "Baby, don't cry, grandma will take you to a good life."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu." Who is your little baby? Kakashi, please help, come here.

The baby's physical strength was limited, Qiye couldn't resist the sleepiness and fell asleep directly.

Obito, Kakuzu and Hidan saw an ox cart speeding past on the roadside, kicking up a cloud of dust.

"Ahem, it's such an arrogant car, but that little doll is quite cute." Hidan, the only one with no cover on his face, choked on the dust.

How could an S-class rebellious ninja and a disciple of Lord Evil God endure such humiliation, but Hidan had not yet made a move.

Obito quickly chased after them, shouting, "A Fei will take revenge on them for senior."

Hidan pinched his waist and nostrils and let out a breath, and said somewhat proudly: "This Fei is quite good."

Kakuzu looked at A Fei walking away, knowing in his heart that according to his urine, he must have gone to snatch the child, and hoped not to bring him back. Raising a child is very expensive.