Naruto: Konoha Bodyguard

Today's Black Zetsu has not merged with White Zetsu. This situation started to become abnormal when he came back from Iwa Ninja Village.

Black Jue always said that White Jue was a fool, and the combination would affect his IQ, which is a smart Jue.

It's really strange. When has Hei Jue ever been smart? He can't even write a linear equation of two variables. Wait, what's wrong?

White Zetsu recalled the distant past more than ten years ago. It remembered that Black Zetsu seemed to have independently completed a high-level math paper and was praised by Madara. No, no, no, it's impossible. I must be dreaming.

Its memory is not strong, and its memory of events more than ten years ago is relatively vague.

"Will Hei Jue get together today?" Bai Jue approached Hei Jue and asked.

Hei Jue said in a fierce voice: "Go away, you idiot, don't infect me with low IQ."

Bai Jue was not angry when Hei Jue said this. He felt that Hei Jue was the fool. He had already stolen his money to buy a book that had been cut into pieces. It didn't even realize it. It had just approached Hei Jue in order to get more information from them. He just stole money from his treasury.

Bai Jue left in a happy mood, transformed into an ordinary person, and walked to the black shop opened by Kakuzu. He was still complaining in his heart that the price of books in Kakuzu was too dark, several times more expensive than outside.

Hei Jue squatted in the corner, using his mind to recall the previous events, starting from meeting Madara. He remembered that he had noticed Madara when he was a child, and then modified the stone tablet to seduce Madara, and then? ? ?

Huh? Why have I lost several years of memory?

The memory jumped directly to Madara leaving Konoha Village at the age of 46, and then it took the opportunity to follow Madara, just traveling around with Madara. travel? Don't you want to save my mother?

Black Zetsu continued to look through his memories and breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Madara agreed to the Eye of the Moon plan.

When Madara was in his nineties, under the guidance of Black Zetsu, Madara selected Obito's team, but Obito was still young and not ready yet.

One day he left Madara's side and rushed to Konoha Village privately. He was very anxious and anxious. What was his mood at that time? Angry, extremely angry, with anger he sneaked into Konoha, and then

Another memory lost.

It was already three years later when I had the memory again. At that time, when the time was right, Madara took action against Obito's team. Even Bai Zetsu did what he was supposed to do, but he did nothing! If you don't have the IQ to do it, you're just like a fool, doing it every day.

Later, he followed Obito and carried out the plan.

By looking through his memories, Hei Jue discovered that he was indeed very smart before, and every time he lost his memory, he would be confused for a few years, and then his intelligence would improve.

What happened to make my intelligence fluctuate? Maybe we can get the answer when we find out what kind of memories we have lost.

Hei Jue no longer thinks about why he lost his memory, because his current intelligence cannot support him to think about such complicated things. To be honest, he was amazed when he looked through his memory. How did he engage in those conspiracies before? Now you are completely inferior to me, okay?

The only time he was smart was when he stole money from Obito. His IQ was off the charts.

Hei Jue touched his flattened wallet. Flat? Something's wrong, I don't remember the money I stole from Tui Tu before, but I have a big wallet full of it.

Where's the money? Where's the money?

With his current intelligence, he would not have thought that Bai Jue had stolen it from him by approaching him every day.

Dividing line

Qiye stared straight at Tiantian. She had been secretly observing Tiantian for several days.

Even if he doesn't sleep at night, he still has to observe Tiantian. It can be said that apart from taking a shower and going to the toilet, he spends the rest of his life under Qiye's eyes.

Tiantian went to the kitchen, and Qiye followed quietly, apparently wanting to cook.

"Tiantian is really amazing. He doesn't look like an 11-year-old child at all. He knows a lot." Qiye observed for several days.

I discovered that Tiantian was actually the backbone of their family's weapons research. Her handling of weapons made me, a layman, feel sophisticated, like a weapons master who had been studying for more than ten years.

It's a little weird that she is so good at cooking.

Tiantian kneaded the dough and put a small piece of fat meat and a piece of lean meat on the sticky board. Qiye stared at the fat meat with fire in her eyes. She wished she could learn how to burn that piece of fat meat now. In the afternoon, she would I heard Tiantian talking about making steamed buns to eat.

"Damn it, I don't like the fat meat in the steamed buns." Qiye plucked a handful of leaves angrily. She felt that the fat meat in the steamed buns tasted greasy.

Qiye hid in the tree resentfully. She had been stealing food from Tiantian's kitchen these days. She had regarded steamed buns as her dinner.

Tiantian removed the fascia from the lean meat. Qiye nodded with satisfaction. It would not taste grainy after a while. It would be better if the fat meat was thrown away.

The kitchen knife was waved in Tiantian's hand, and soon Tiantian cut the fat and lean meat into small pieces. Qiye's brows furrowed tighter and tighter as she wanted to kill the fat meat cubes.

She had already begun to imagine that the buns would be ready soon, and she would take one bite and bite into the big fat meat. The greasy fat on the fat meat would explode in her mouth.

vomit!

"Why don't we go out and buy something to eat." Qiye covered her nauseated stomach.

Mix fat and lean meat together every day and start chopping.

"Chop it into minced meat?" Qiye said dragging her chin.

"Then I'll try it reluctantly."

When fat and lean meat are chopped together, Qiye is still acceptable.

The buns Tiantian makes are very beautiful. Each bun has fifteen pleats, which is perfect.

Tiantian left for a while while waiting for the buns to come out of the pan, so Qiye stole the buns immediately

She took a bite of the meat bun, and after one bite, it was full of meaty aroma. The fat and lean meat were well blended and not greasy at all. It was almost better than the ones made in restaurants.

"Tiantian is great!" Qingchuan took a bite of the buns and gave Tiantian a thumbs up.

Dad Tian: "It's delicious!"

Tianma: "Much better than what I did."

The family happily enjoyed the meal cooked by their youngest daughter. Qiye squatted on a branch of a tree, chewing steamed buns and continued to observe.

Bai Xue, who was contracted by Qingchuan, also had three little wolves, who were also at Qingchuan's home at this time, because Bai Xue decided to become the contracted beast of the Qingchuan family, just like the kind of Miaomu Mountain that can be passed down from generation to generation.

Therefore, the four beasts living in Qingchuan's house will take turns to act as watchdogs. The four of them also share a meat bun with one wolf, but except for the big wolf, snowflake, second wolf, and third wolf, they don't like it very much. raw. Only big wolves like cooked ones, and their taste is more like humans.

The big wolf ate a meat bun and then went out for inspection. Today it was his turn to be the guard wolf. He must check whether there are any strange people here.

I am still recalling the meat bun I just ate. It was so delicious. It would be great if another one fell from the sky.

As soon as I had this thought, something sweet-smelling was hit on my head.

Big Wolf: ‘Aha, it’s a steamed bun. Wait, why is there a steamed bun here? ’

Qiye stole three steamed buns in total. After eating two, her hands were all oily. One steamed bun fell onto the big wolf's head without holding it firmly.

The big wolf raised his head, tilted his head and looked at the person on the tree: ‘Hey, why is Mr. Ye here? ’

After dropping the bun, Qiye looked down and saw the big wolf looking at him with his tongue hanging out and his head tilted, and secretly thought something was wrong.

The big wolf was very happy. He actually admired Qiye and was very happy to see Qiye. Moreover, he gave himself a meat bun. He was really a good person.

Qiye shook her head at the big wolf.

But the big wolf opened his mouth: "Woof woof woof"

He shouted, his front legs jumped up, and as a wolf, his tail actually flicked up.

"Ruined!"

The next second Qingchuan's voice sounded: "Little dwarf, what are you doing?"

Tiantian pinched his waist: "I wonder why there are three buns missing."

After Qiye was caught, she smiled and jumped off the tree. The big wolf immediately came up and circled around Qiye, wagging its tail, and its front legs would rest on Qiye's calf from time to time. It was really more like a dog than Parker.

"What happened?" Dad Tian didn't come out, he just asked in the room.

Qingchuan: "It's nothing. My friend came over to play with me."

Qiye looked at Qingchuan fawningly.

"Let's go to my room." Qingchuan wondered why Qiye showed up at his house.

In Qingchuan's room, Qiye sat cross-legged across from Qingchuan. Qingchuan folded his hands on his chest: "Tell me, why did you come here secretly? Why didn't you take the main entrance?"

Qiye glanced at Tiantian and quickly turned back.

But all this was discovered by the keen Qingchuan, who immediately grabbed Qiye's collar.

"Hey! Little dwarf, don't do anything to my sister."

Qingchuan's eyes were very scary, and Qiye was a little scared.

She said: "Qingchuan, don't think nonsense, I don't have that kind of thoughts."

"Just based on my observations over the past few days."

Qingchuan, who had just let go of Qiye's collar, picked up her collar again when he heard Qiye talking about his observations over the past few days.

"What? You peeked at my sister for several days."

It was as if Qingchuan had just met Qiye for the first time. He didn't want to believe that he was a peeping tom, and he actually attacked his sister. It was unforgivable, absolutely unforgivable.

"Kill! You! This! Change!" Qingchuan said through gritted teeth.

Qiye immediately punched Qingchuan, a punch with strange force, and pinned Qingchuan to the ground.

"Qingchuan, calm down and listen to me."

"Little dwarf, let me go, or I'll beat you to death."

Looking at Qiye's handsome face every day, she felt that he was not that kind of pervert, thinking that he must have something to hide.

"Hey! Sister control is not easy to deal with." Qiye sighed.

"I'll beat you to death." Qingchuan could only moan loudly as Qiye held him down.

"I'm just observing whether Tiantian has the talent to learn to fly the Thunder God."

"What did you kill?" Qingchuan couldn't think straight.

Qiye let go of Qingchuan. She felt that Qingchuan would not want to beat her.

Tiantian heard Fei Lei Shen fall into deep thought and his expression became sad.

Qingchuan was a little embarrassed, but for the sake of his sister he still asked: "Is she suitable to learn?"

Tiantian also stares at Qiye's face, wondering if he has the talent to learn this.

Qiye smiled slightly: "Not only is it suitable for learning, this talent is like God chasing after you."

"Tiantian, are you willing to learn the Flying Thunder God Technique? But you have to keep it a secret. After you master it, Konoha will use you at a critical moment. Before that, you can't expose this matter."

With tears in Tiantian's eyes, the emotions in her heart were both excited and restrained. She said tremblingly: "Teacher Ye, I am willing."

Qiye touched Tiantian's ball head: "Then I'll give you more advice in the future."