Naruto: Konoha Bodyguard

"Hey! Kakashi, Xiaoye, what's wrong with you?"

Parker circled around Kakashi and Qiye, wondering what happened to them suddenly and why they fainted.

But the time comes for it to come out so the body disappears.

As soon as his eyes darkened, his legs went weak and he fell down.

Kakashi felt like a huge mountain was pressing down on him. Was this another prank by Xiaoye?

Qiye wondered if she had drunk too much last night. Why did she feel so lethargic? What am I pressing against? It’s soft.

"Xiaoye, you feel so heavy when you stand up."

My voice, what's going on.

Kakashi heard his own voice being weird. After regaining his sight, he saw his face on the opposite side. What was going on?

"what!"

"what!"

They both shouted at the same time.

"Kakashi-sensei, why am I on the other side?"

"Xiaoye, stop making mischief and get it back quickly."

"What's wrong with me, teacher."

"Then you get up first, it's so heavy."

Qiye climbed up with his heavy body, looking so tired.

Ino, who fainted on the side, caught Kakashi's attention.

"This is from the Yamanaka family."

"Teacher, we switched bodies, could it be because of her?"

"Yes, the secret technique of the Yamanaka family can do this."

"Then let's go find Jōnin Haiichi." Qiye felt that she was feeling weak and weak in Kakashi's body.

"Let's go."

Kakashi carried Ino to the Yamanaka house, but Haiichi went to the torture room to help, so the two had to put Ino down and go to the torture room.

"I can't, I'm so tired."

Qiye sat on the ground listlessly with Kakashi's shell on her head.

"Get up Xiaoye, don't sit on the ground."

"No, I'm tired."

Qiye felt that the Sharingan in her left eye was absorbing chakra from this body all the time, like a pool that was leaking while receiving water.

"Teacher, have you always been so weak?"

Kakashi: "I've been traveling all day and all night."

Qiye touched her pocket and took out "Little Porn Book" and "Intimate Paradise". One has a strong visual impact, and the other is emotionally delicate and relies on the reader's imagination. Reading the two together doubles the power.

"Ah, I feel like my body is being hollowed out. Teacher, can you read less pornographic books?"

"Nurture your kidneys."

Kakashi raised his fist and hit Qiye on the head. It felt weird to hit himself, so he might as well wait until he came back to hit him again.

"Let's go, change back quickly."

"I won't leave, I'm so tired."

Qiye began to roll around on the road. This body was too tired from exercising and did not want to walk.

Several girls looked at Kakashi rolling on the ground and covered their mouths, smiling and quietly passing by.

Kakashi felt that if he didn't stop it, his reputation would be ruined.

"stand up."

"No."

"stand up."

"I don't want it, my legs hurt so much."

Because of the White Fang incident, Kakashi traveled all day and night, almost without rest. Now his body has reached its limit, and it is normal for Qiye not to be able to bear it.

"Hey!"

Kakashi sighed softly and carried Qiye on his back without complaint.

"I'll carry you on my back."

Qiye rested her head on Kakashi's shoulder.

"Teacher, can you take good care of your body? Don't work so hard."

Qiye checked Kakashi's body and found that there were many old injuries, which would cause his body to collapse in the future.

"You also need to take good care of your eyes. My left eye hurts so much now."

Left eye, Obito.

"teacher?"

Seeing that Kakashi didn't speak, Qiye called him.

"I will check your body regularly from now on and take care of your eyes. I have obtained a senior medical certificate now."

"I'm amazing. They even said that I might be the same as Tsunade-sama, one of the Sannin."

"Also, and also, I also created a ninjutsu called Chakra Surgical Thread, which condenses the palm senjutsu into chakra thread, so that the wound can be quickly sutured to stop bleeding. In this way, I can also be like Tsunade-sama, Let the wound heal quickly. The Third Generation has written to Tsunade-sama."

"By the way, the third-generation office chair looks so fun. I really want to sit on it and play with it."

Kakashi couldn't help but smile when he heard this. This girl seems to want to be Hokage.

"Hey! I met Uchiha Itachi last month and almost died." Fortunately, I had used my shadow clone to escape, otherwise I would have been killed.

"I want to learn to fly the Thunder God, but the Third Generation Master won't let me, but it's okay. I came up with a good idea, but it's still being perfected. By then I won't have to fly the Thunder God."

Met Uchiha Itachi?

"Are you okay? You're not hurt."

"It's okay, teacher, I'm not injured. Aren't you in my body? If you don't believe me, just feel my healthy body."

"How did you escape?"

Qi Ye got excited when talking about this, told everything about that day, and even boasted a lot. But she skipped seeing Obito in the restaurant.

The more Kakashi heard, the more frightened he became. First he met Orochimaru, and then he met Uchiha Itachi. If he was not careful, he would be killed.

If she was killed, Kakashi didn't dare to think about it anymore, he must not let her die.

"I will protect you, you won't die."

"It hurts so much." Qiye cried out in pain, Kakashi was pinching her leg now

"Feel sorry."

"It's okay, it's your own leg anyway, teacher, hahaha."

"I will protect you."

Kakashi said again, as if to remind himself.

"Yeah, I believe it."

Kakashi is a reliable person. I don't know why, but every time I hear that Kakashi is with me during a mission, it makes me feel at ease.

This scene was so heartwarming, but in the eyes of others, it turned into a 165-year-old Qiye carrying her 181-year-old teacher on her back.

The guard in the torture room looked puzzled as the master and apprentice came to the door in strange postures.

Qiye quietly used medical ninjutsu to repair Kakashi's body. Now he feels much better and jumped out of the torture room in high spirits.

The guard looked at Kakashi with a strange look. Did he think that Kakashi was injured so he let his disciple carry him? Sure enough, he is bullying people. He looked at the small Qiye again, how pitiful he was, Kakashi was a little too much.

"Excuse me, is Haiichi Jounin here?"

Qiye stepped forward to ask, but the guard ignored her and rolled his eyes. Now Qiye was carrying Kakashi's shell. Seeing the guard's reaction, Qiye wondered whether Kakashi had become enemies with the guard.

"Haiichi Jounin is not free." Oh, the unscrupulous teacher bullied his young disciple.

Kakashi asked "So when will Jounin Haiichi be free?"

The guard immediately changed his attitude and said to Kakashi, who was holding a leaf shell, with a smile.

"Probably tomorrow."

This contrast made Qiye certain that Kakashi was enmity with the guard.

Kakashi and Qiye had to go back and wait until tomorrow to solve the problem.

"Xiaoye, what's wrapped around your chest? You can't breathe." There was another reason why Kakashi didn't speak while carrying Qiye.

This is Qiye's chest wrap.

"This is my bra."

"Why did you do this?"

Of course it was to disguise myself as a man to seduce a little girl, but I can’t say that Kakashi would definitely beat me up.

"Of course it's because it's more convenient when fighting."

"Really? You don't need to be so tight."

"Let it go." Kakashi said as he put his hand in and let it go.

"Don't move." Qiye stopped him quickly.

"what?"

Kakashi immediately understood that he was in Qiye's body and he couldn't touch it.

"Then what to do."

"I'll do it."

Qiye stepped forward, put her hands into her clothes, and slowly loosened them a little.

Kakashi's line of sight was blocked, but his body looked quite tall from other angles.

"Okay, do you feel better?"

"Much better." Kakashi finally felt his breathing became easier.

"Card"

Kai immediately hid after seeing clearly.

"Did someone call me just now?"

Kakashi asked.

"No, why didn't I hear it?"

After Qiye finished tidying up Kakashi, she left. They were going to the Hokage Tower to report.

Kai hid behind the tree with a shocked look on his face. He just saw Kakashi put his hand into Xiaoye's clothes? Xiaoye is still young, could it be that Kakashi is a pervert?

"Does that mean you two have switched bodies?"

"Yes Hokage-sama."

"Can you ask Haiichi Jounin to come out now?"

Although I knew that Kakashi was the one inside Qiye's shell now, seeing Qiye crawling around like maggots on the ground with Kakashi's body on top of her body, it made my eyes irritate.

The third generation turned his chair away from looking at the Qiye version of Kakashi.

"I ordered Haiyi to handle it for you early tomorrow morning."

Get out quickly, it's so annoying.

"Yes, Hokage-sama."

"Hi~"

I always feel like I can't lift my spirits in Kakashi's body, I feel so sleepy.

"Let's go, Xiaoye."

"I don't want it. I want the teacher to carry me."

Then "Qiye" who was 165cm tall carried "Kakashi" who was 181cm tall and walked out of the Hokage Tower.

Kakashi said: "Go to my house. In this state, it is better for us to stay together."

"Go to my house first, I need to get something."

Qiye and the others entered through the window because Kakashi didn't like to go through the door.

Kakashi sat by the bed and waited for Qiye to get something. He saw her getting a set of bedding and a pillow.

"I have these things at home."

"No, the teacher's quilt is not as pretty as mine."

Girls are really troublesome, as long as the quilt is clean and they can sleep on it.

Kakashi glanced at her bookshelf.

"Xiao! Ye!"

"What's wrong, teacher?" Why did he suddenly become angry?

"You weren't naughty when I was away."

"No, no."

Qiye thought about Kakashi's business trip and felt a little guilty. She and Qingchuan pranked many people.

What did Kakashi see? "The Little Yellow Book" 1-6 was on her bookshelf, and she still had the comic version. All the chapters were uncensored. As expected, she secretly read this kind of book when I wasn't around.

Furious Kakashi didn't even notice that the books were unpacked.

"Then what is this."

It's over. Help, I forgot to put it away.

Every time Qiye went to submit a manuscript, she turned into a wretched and greasy otaku, so the bookstore owner would give Qiye a hardcover copy of the book as a gift.

"This is what I give to the teacher"

"A gift for me?"

"Right, that is it."

She was deceived before the last business trip, and she wanted to do it again this time.

"Do you think I believe it?"

"Forehead"

Qiye ran out quickly, and was really beaten if she didn't run away.

Kakashi chased after him.

"Don't run, I won't hit you."

"I don't." You're lying. If you don't hit me, why are you clenching your fists?

"Teacher, please stop hitting me. Your handsome face will be disfigured by you."

It's okay not to mention this. Kakashi felt sorry for Qiye, so he struck a little softer. After Qiye's reminder, Kakashi reacted. After all, he was hitting his own body, so he shouldn't be merciful.

Then Kakashi showed Chidori

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After a few moves, Kakashi still felt refreshed. Is this a state where he has no shortage of chakra? It was a bit difficult to put a few moves into his body before, but Xiaoye does have more chakra than the average person.

Qiye on the other side felt weak and had no way to fight back and could only be held down and beaten.

Asuma watched the whole thing, he couldn't understand what Kakashi did to let his disciple beat him so hard, but Kakashi didn't fight back.

"Will you still read that kind of book in the future?"

"I did not see."

"Huh?" Kakashi was about to show his Chidori again.

"I was wrong, I didn't look, I didn't peek."

Qiye was so frightened that she assured Kakashi loudly.

Asma: What? What did Kakashi peek at?

Then Kakashi and Qiye went back to her house to pick up things and confiscated the book. Fortunately, he hadn't bought the hardcover version yet, so he didn't need to buy it.

Qiye felt that she had escaped a disaster. Fortunately, the manuscript was not here, otherwise Kakashi would have to kill her today.

Wildfire saw Qiye and Kakashi from a distance on the street, and ran over happily.

"Ye Jun."

"It's wildfire."

Qiye watched wildfire walking towards her shell.

Yehuo thinks Ye Jun is weird, he is so indifferent today.

"Jun Ye, do you want to go to dinner together?"

"No, I have something to do today."

Kakashi knows her, she is a companion of his disciple, but let's not talk about the body swap for now, it will be solved soon anyway, but why do you want to call Xiaoye a male?

"Why did you call me Ye Jun."

"Ye Jun, what's wrong with you? It's weird today. If I don't call you Ye Jun, why should I call you Uchiha Ye? This is too disrespectful."

"I'm a woman"

Qiye immediately covered Kakashi's mouth and dragged him away.

"Wildfire, we have to leave first."

"Ah, okay, Kakashi Jounin." Kakashi Jounin was acting weird today.

Kakashi Qiye's mouth and nose were covered and he couldn't breathe. Just when he was about to suffocate to death, Qiye finally let go in the alley.

"huhuhuhu"

"Xiaoye, you can't be."

Kakashi looked at the clothes Qiye was wearing today, men's clothes.

"You haven't told them you're a girl yet?"

"No!" Seeing that she couldn't hide it anymore, Qiye admitted honestly.

"Do you like girls?"

Before the business trip, he saw her teasing the little girl, and she was so skillful. And now that she was still hiding her identity as a girl, Kakashi suspected that Qiye liked girls.

"Hey! You can't get true feelings by cheating. You have to be honest."

"Teacher, where are you thinking? I like men, I like handsome guys."

"Then why don't you talk about your own girl and go around seducing little girls."

"Fun!"

"what?"

Kakashi never thought of this reason.

"Who believes it?"

"Really, apart from holding hands, I didn't do anything else that crossed the line."

"Okay, if you like boys, then I will tell Yehuo that you are a girl."

"Teacher, you are so cruel. Then I will take off the mask and show it to the whole village. I will also go to the women's bathhouse."

Kakashi was silent for a while, Qiye had already put his hand on the mask.

"you are vicious."

"To each other~"

"Be obedient and don't say nonsense that you shouldn't say~"

Qiye smiled obscenely and touched Kakashi's head.

"I'm really speechless." Kakashi rolled his eyes, she was too playful.

"Ha ha ha ha."

The grass suddenly moved

"Who?"

Iruka came out of the grass with a head of weeds on his head, looking a little embarrassed.

"Old Iruka, why are you here?"

"Ah, that's it Kakashi, we want to take care of you and ask when you are free."

Qiye thought for a moment, saying that the problem of soul exchange would be solved tomorrow, and then answered

"Then let's do it tomorrow. I'm free tomorrow night."

"Okay, okay, then I'll leave first."

Iruka asked the time and ran away immediately. He seemed to have discovered something terrible.

Kakashi took Qiye back to his home.

"You will sleep here today"

Qiye looked at Kakashi's only room and bed. She didn't expect Kakashi's life to be so simple.

"Teacher, where are you going to sleep?"

Kakashi pointed to the tree outside the house.

"Teacher, have you forgotten that you are wearing my shell now?"

"I'm so thin, I might get cold. I'd better make a bed on the floor in my room."

Kakashi thought about it and thought it was right, so he took off the quilt from the bed, but was stopped by Qiye.

"Teacher, you build this."

"Isn't this the quilt you brought? Why did you give it to me?"

"Of course I have to cover my body with my own quilt."

Kakashi changed the quilt speechlessly.

"Are you hungry? Do you want to eat?" Kakashi asked, his body hadn't eaten all day and night.

"It's a little bit. I'll take some Bing Liang Pills. Don't take anything else to go to the toilet."

"Teacher, if you want to go to the bathroom, just close your eyes and let me carry you. No peeking."

"Go to sleep."

Kakashi lay down on the ground angrily.

Qiye also lay down, and a musty smell rushed into his nose.

"Teacher, your quilt smells musty."

"Sorry, I haven't been back for a long time. It seems that Parker was lazy and didn't let me dry the quilt."

"Teacher, I have apple-flavored aromatherapy. I will wash your quilt and use it tomorrow."

"How about we change the quilt?" Kakashi said

Qiye's quilt smells like apple, which is very soothing.

Qiye sniffed her arm: "It's better not to use it. Teacher, you smell sour and it goes well with your quilt."

"Don't you even take a shower? No wonder you've always been single. Maybe you will always be single in the future." You are single in Boruto, and you are a single aristocrat for thousands of years.

Kakashi's anger suddenly rose.

"I was on the road and didn't have time to wash it."

"And why do you think I will always be single?" There are many kunoichi who have a crush on themselves.

"Ah? Talk."

Kakashi turned around and saw that Qiye had fallen asleep.

It seems that my body is too tired today.

Early the next morning, Qiye felt a man's normal physiological phenomenon and the quilt was pushed up.

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Kakashi also woke up. He hasn't slept so comfortably for a long time. This apple-flavored quilt is not bad.

"I'm really sorry, my daughter has caused you trouble."

After Yamanaka Haiichi recovered Qiye and Kakashi, he pulled Ino over to apologize.

Ino is a girl who is not afraid of life. She stepped forward generously holding two bouquets of flowers.

"Sorry for causing you trouble."

After returning to her own body, Qiye felt much better. She bent down and said to Ino with a smile.

"It's okay, the flowers Ino gave me are very beautiful."

Ino felt a little shy looking at this handsome big brother.

This brother is so handsome.

Iruka and Gai arrived first at Kakashi's reception party.

Iruka wasn't sure whether to tell Kai what he knew.

Kai on the opposite side also hesitated to speak.

"Kai, did you go find Kakashi yesterday?"

"Ah hahaha, I didn't see anything." Kai quickly denied.

"Iruka, did you see Kakashi yesterday?"

"Ah! I heard nothing."

The two people didn't answer the questions, and the atmosphere became silent.

Kai: "I saw it yesterday."

Iruka: "I heard it yesterday."

Kai and Iruka decided to exchange information.

Kai said with a strange expression: "I saw Kakashi put his hand into Xiaoye's collar yesterday morning."

"What? Why is Kakashi like this?"

"What's wrong with Kakashi?" Asuma came over with a cigarette in his mouth and said jokingly

"By the way, I saw at noon yesterday that Kakashi was beaten badly by his disciple. He didn't dare to fight back, and his disciple finally stopped after he promised not to peek. Tsk, tsk, tsk, did Kakashi do something wrong? Already?"

Iruka's expression turned to horror.

"Iruka, what's wrong with you looking so weird?"

"Red, you're here."

Asuma ignored Iruka and immediately went to find Kurenai.

"Iruka, what did you hear yesterday?"

"Yesterday afternoon, I heard Kakashi threatening Xiaoye not to talk nonsense, and he smiled very obscenely. I could feel Kakashi's obscenity through the mask."

The very nervous Kai's face changed color after hearing this.

"Xiaoye is only 13 years old."

"Is Kakashi a pervert?"

The two of them, plus Asuma's information, figured out Kakashi's behavior yesterday.

Kakashi returned to Konoha Village, teased Xiaoye, peeked at Xiaoye, and was beaten angrily by Xiaoye. He did not dare to fight back because he felt guilty. After the beating, he threatened Xiaoye not to talk nonsense.

I didn't expect Kakashi to be such a person.

"Yo! Kai, Iruka."

It's been almost a year since I last saw these old friends, and Kakashi still misses them a little.

Iruka and Gai turned back to stare at Kakashi fiercely.

"What's wrong, is there something on my face?"

"Kakashi, let's spar."

"Hey~ wait a minute."

Yesterday, Kakashi swapped bodies with Qiye, and Kakashi took the opportunity to beat Qiye. Of course, the fists landed on his own body. After switching his body back today, his whole body was sore.

Keiko didn't care, and then Kakashi was "sparred".

In the next few days, Kai and Iruka had a very bad attitude towards Kakashi, and Kakashi thought he had done something bad.

It wasn't until Kai met Haiyi that he found out that Kakashi and Qiye accidentally exchanged souls that day, and that he and Iruka had misunderstood Kakashi.

Then Gai and Iruka spent several days courting Kakashi in order to apologize.

On the other side, after Qiye returned, she quietly threw books into Izumo's apartment for several days. What kind of books were they? Of course it was "a book like that~" hoping to help Izumo, but she didn't stop until the bookstore owner sent a message to her.