Naruto: Konoha Bodyguard

"Spiritual Art"

"Spiritual Art"

A big snake and a big toad appeared behind Qiye.

For a time, dust was flying and rocks were flying.

"Orochimaru and I will return to Konoha, and the teacher and I will beg for mercy."

"Ha! As stupid as ever."

Qiye ran to a place that was not affected and took a look from a distance. Fortunately, she ran far away, otherwise she would have been buried.

It seems that Jiraiya still hasn't given up on bringing Orochimaru back to Konoha Village, but if Orochimaru returns to the village, will he capture me for experiments?

It's better to run a little further. Qi Ye was agitated and ran faster, passing through a group of people queuing up.

A man who was completely wrapped up, with only a pair of green eyes exposed, stood in front of the queue and said to the shop owner: "I ordered 3 copies, and they will be ranked first, second, third, fourth, sixth and tenth." Writer’s book.”

The shop owner immediately noticed that he was a big customer, and quickly calculated the price: "A total of 30."

Then he handed out another coupon, "Give me the best price. This is the 20% off coupon I gave you last time."

The shop owner's face instantly dropped. He wouldn't make much money if he used this coupon, but the person in front of him was obviously a ninja and he couldn't afford to offend him, so he had to accept it.

When the shop owner touched the coupon, the coupon was taken away by a puff of wind that sounded like fart.

The people in the team couldn't help but cover their noses, although they didn't smell anything.

The shop owner was the first to react and rubbed his hands and said, "Guest, 3 copies, a total of 30. Would you like to use silver notes or gold?"

"Shouldn't the 24% off coupon be ?"

"But the coupon is gone."

"I handed it all to you."

The shop owner spread his hands and said, "The fact is that now that I don't have the coupon, the customer still wants to buy it."

"That's right. Do you want to buy it? If you don't want to buy it, get out of the way."

People in the queue shouted loudly and were very dissatisfied with him for wasting time. The people in the queue were all book sellers. They came to the Kingdom of Tang specially to buy the first batch of books. Because of the writer competition, the top ten writers in the new season Books will be wholesaled here.

They race against time to grab new books and make a fortune.

He thought for a moment that this business must be done for a long time and he could not kill the shop owner. Then he gritted his teeth and said, "It's 30 yuan. I'll use a banknote."

"Okay guest, you can fill out the form now. Should you take it away directly or can we deliver it to your place?"

"Send to this address."

He gritted his teeth and looked at the direction Qiye left. Others thought it was Feng who didn't see it, but he couldn't hide it from his own eyes. It was all because she had lost a lot of money today. He had never eaten like this in his entire life. What a big loss.

Kakuzu chased after him, wanting to get the coupon back for next time, and then give the kid a good beating.

After running as far as possible, Qiye stopped to rest, and a piece of paper fell behind her.

Kakuzu ran for a long time before catching up. He also saw his coupons on the ground, and the nasty little devil was sitting under the tree and resting.

Qiye found a person standing in front of her and threw out a 1-yuan banknote.

"Uncle, did you drop this?"

Kakuzu immediately bent down to pick up the bank note, which was quite good.

Qiye takes the opportunity to leave. In the original novel, the characters are more fond of money, and he is not introduced as a murderer. Moreover, he is just a genin, so he should be worthless, but he cannot stay in this place for a long time. What if he is sent by Obito?

Jiaodu stopped in front of Qiye, "I can't let you go."

"Uncle, I have no money."

"It doesn't matter if you don't have money, but you are valuable."

I'm so good-looking, Kakuzu must want to sell me in a flower shop.

(Author: Don’t you think you seem a bit narcissistic when you say it?)

"Uncle, it is illegal to buy and sell people."

“I have never heard of human trafficking being illegal.”

Qiye slapped her head and forgot that people in this world were killed casually, let alone selling them.

Kakuzu couldn't figure out Qiye's brain circuit. He read Qiye's message to a piece of paper. He originally wanted to get the coupon back and teach him a lesson, but he didn't expect an unexpected surprise.

"Konoha Genin, Uchiha Ye, male, 13 years old, with a bounty of 500 million."

500 million, who is offering me a reward?

Qiye couldn't figure it out. Did he do such a shameful thing that he should be rewarded?

And doesn’t it mean that Kakuzu usually hunts down ninjas with bounties exceeding ten million? By the way, who put a reward on the black market for me, could it be Danzo?

There is another piece of information that Kakuzu didn't read, that is, adding the Sharingan will add another 300 million. This is why Kakuzu didn't kill Qiye as soon as he came up. He had to wait for her to show her Sharingan before beheading her.

Qiye's head and a pair of Sharingan are worth 800 million. This price also makes Kakuzu very excited. Since selling books in the Land of Rain, he rarely comes out to catch ninjas with bounties on them.

Kakuzu's killing intent was so strong that Qiye had to open his Sharingan to prepare for it.

The difference this time was that when meeting Orochimaru, Itachi, even Obito, had a high chance of surviving for a few more days. But when he met Kakuzu, and he was put on a bounty, he wouldn't be able to survive tomorrow.

"I'll take your head." Kakuzu said and attacked.

Kakuzu disassembled the black thread, separated the wrist from the arm, released dense black thread from the arm, and then shot it at Qiye, which could penetrate Qiye's heart with one blow, but Qiye had not opened Sharingan yet. , the corners have lost some of their strength.

"Tentacle Fist" Kakudu attacked Qiye's chest.

The speed of the black line was so fast that Qiye couldn't see it clearly in normal state. She had to open her Sharingan to see the slowed down black line.

Qiye held a 10 banknote in front of her chest

"Wait, my name is not Uchiha Ha, you have the wrong person."

The black thread stopped before piercing the banknote. Kakuzu used the black thread to hook the banknote back and stuff it into his pocket. It was quite rich.

He is not in a hurry to kill now. He wants to see how much money this little devil has in his hand. He can't kill him and then take off his clothes.

"Oh~ Really? Then what's your name?"

"My name is Matt Kakadon."

"I'm actually the son of Kakashi and Matt Kai."

"Do you think I'm a fool? What happened to your Sharingan."

"Well, these are colored contact lenses."

"Then what is this."

A list was thrown over by everyone. There was a high-definition photo of Qiye on it. It was a photo of Qiye wearing a Konoha forehead protector.

Depend on! It was definitely Danzo who did it. I didn’t even wear a forehead protector when I went on a mission. Who else but the people from Konoha Village would have such high-definition photos of me?

Qiye thought about the chances of winning when meeting Kakuzu.

The chance of choking to death after eating is less than Kakuzu.

So just run.

"The technique of water escape and water dragon bullet."

"Thunder escape net"

Before the water dragon bomb hit Kakuzu, Kakuzu withdrew. He stood by the water and watched Qiye discharge electricity into the water. He couldn't help but laugh at the current Konoha ninjas. Are all the Konoha ninjas so stupid? It’s true that one generation is inferior to another.

Kakuzu flew over and passed the water where Qi Ye was electrocuted.

"Art fire escape ho fireball."

boom!

A small mushroom cloud rose, and the corners were blown off.

Wow, so powerful.

Qiye remembered that day at Gen's base camp, after using water type and thunder type, it was a good thing that she didn't use fire type. Otherwise, Gen would be blown up and she and Sasuke wouldn't be able to escape. She should avoid combining ninjutsu like this in the future.

"Look at my swish, swish, scud technique."

In fact, it should be [Puff-Puff-Puff], because this ninjutsu is not a space ninjutsu. It is a sound produced by continuously activating the teleportation technique to rub the air, which is more like the sound of farts.

But Qiye had to call it "swish".

Returning to the town, Orochimaru and Jiraiya went to who knows where. The fight should have been completed.

It was getting late, and Qiye didn't plan to go back to Konoha Village now. Kakuzu might ambush her on the way.

People were coming and going on the street, as if the fight between Jiraiya and Orochimaru just now was an illusion.

Qiye planned to disguise herself.

After a while, a man was wearing green tights, with the lower half of his face covered tightly by a black mask. This eye-catching outfit made passersby stay away.

What is the country of Tang most famous for? Of course it's a hot spring.

But outside the women's bathhouse, there was a voyeur Jiraiya lying on the wall and writhing around. His excited eyes turned white and his face turned red.

"I'm not here to peep"

"Jiraiya-sama is here to collect information."

"It's all about defeating "Little Yellow Book""

"Oh, ho ho ho."

Sure enough, wherever there is a women's bathhouse, Jiraiya is indispensable, just like where there is a Sharingan, Orochimaru is indispensable.

Feeling the gaze, Jiraiya looked back at Qiye.

"rogue!"

"You kid, you can't say that. Do you know who I am?"

Of course I know, you are Jiraiya, but peeping into the women's bath is unforgivable.

"You are rogue!"

Jiraiya stretched out his index finger and waved it.

"listen"

It was as if Japanese classical music was playing in Qiye’s ears

"Ha-Toad Immortal just hides his name from the world. I can do anything easily, and the whole world in the southeast, northwest and northwest"

Jiraiya shakes off his flowing white hair

"The unrivaled white-haired boy of the Sannin can silence a crying child, Jiraiya-sama"

Turning around and getting clogs on the ground

"It means this handsome guy."

"Still a gangster!"

"I came here to get information."

“Do you know it’s heaven to make out?”

"It was written by my lord."

Qiye said with disdain, "Ah, I know, it's the third one."

No.! three! name! ah! These four words hit Jiraiya's heart like stones.

"Obviously the two people's names differ by one character, but the sales volume differs by 10 copies."

"I heard that he is still a new writer."

Jiraiya chuckled.

"Boy, you don't understand this."

"Although "Little Yellow Book" has a high sales volume, the comic version that comes with it is a bit same in terms of action and plot. This has caused dissatisfaction among some readers."

"Jiraiya, I have been writing books for so many years and my results have remained stable just because I often use materials."

"Peeping?"

"How can it be voyeurism? This is art."

"The content in the book called Tap Water will soon be out of date, and I, Jiraiya-sama, will soon be number one."

"Ha ha ha ha."

A book of "Intimate Paradise" was placed in Qiye's hand

"This is a new book. You should go and enjoy it first. Don't disturb me to collect materials for art~"

It is indeed the latest content. It seems that due to the influence of his pen names, Jiraiya is publishing books much faster than before. The original "Intimate Paradise Series" only has three volumes, but the one Qiye is holding in his hand It's the fourth volume.

"You have such a good figure, ho ho ho ho."

Jiraiya sent Qiye away with a book and continued to peek, er, collect information.

Speaking of materials, Qiye planned to follow suit. According to readers' suggestions, Qiye needed to modify the body proportions of the male protagonist's abdominal muscles. Then she turned her attention to the men's bathhouse, where a group of young handsome guys had just walked in.

Then a green tights man lay on the wall of the men's bathtub and started to take material through a small gap.

Jiraiya glanced at Qiye and realized that this boy was good at this.

There was mist in the bathroom, and a group of handsome guys were walking around wrapped in bath towels.

Qiye somewhat understood Jiraiya's mood. This was indeed an exciting thing. There was no shame in her heart. It was all for art.

The looming abdominal muscles under the water vapor made Qiye think of a new painting method. Sometimes half-covering is more exciting than fully exposing.

In the bathroom, there was a handsome guy with his back turned, untiing his bathrobe and slowly turning around.

Qiye opened the Sharingan excitedly to record the beautiful life, and sighed in her heart, just a mere abdominal muscle is so excited, has it really been suppressed for too long? I had never seen any exciting scenes in my previous life. The seeds on a disk in my computer were all Qiye's family fortune.

It's a pity that I accidentally traveled to the world of Naruto before I could appreciate them one by one.

The handsome guy took off his clothes while turning around, revealing first his delicate collarbone, and then his solid chest.

As the bathrobe slipped off, the well-proportioned abdominal muscles broke into Qiye's eyes. Qiye's Sharingan moved faster. Her eyes scanned the perfect muscles like X-rays, carving out every detail. into your own mind. It's so perfect. It's a perfect eight-pack abs. It doesn't look greasy and looks very comfortable.

Qiye can guarantee that these are the most beautiful abs she has ever seen. If she had a mobile phone, she would definitely take a photo of this as a screensaver and admire it every day.

"Hey hey hey, take it off, keep taking it off."

The bathrobe continues to slide down, and the mermaid lines on both sides of the navel are also exposed to the air. The next step should be hey hey hey hey

It's like when the music suddenly stops when it reaches its peak, when you are eating but you can't chew, or when you are so excited that the person opposite you quarreled suddenly gives in.

The expected scene did not appear. The two arms of the bathrobe were still pinned to the waist, but the hands looked so good.

But with such beautiful hands, he must be very handsome.

Qiye squatted down slightly, her face could not be seen from the angle just now.

His eyes slowly moved upward from his Adam's apple, and soon he saw a black thing.

Black

how come

Qiye leaned back and sat on the ground, frightened.

"Who?"

The people inside shouted loudly and started to get dressed.

You must not be discovered, you will definitely be beaten to death.

Jiraiya felt that today was going well. After peeping for so long, the person inside hadn't noticed him yet, but it was time to leave and go to the next bathroom.

Qiye ran to Jiraiya's side and smiled.

Jiraiya showed an understanding expression and gave Qiye a peek. This boy was still more interested in women.

But Qiye didn't look over, and still looked at Jiraiya with a smile. Jiraiya had a bad feeling.

Qiye put her hands to her mouth and shouted loudly, "There is a white-haired wolf peeping outside the women's bath."

When the women's bath heard someone peeping, they screamed in fright.

"Boy, what are you doing?"

Jiraiya jumped onto the roof, and he was also spotted in the women's bathroom. At the same time, all the miscellaneous toiletries were thrown at him, but they were all dodged by his strong body.

The body fell downward, but he could still adjust his body shape and lean back. Now Jiraiya's body maintained balance in a strange posture.

Then a rock hit his leg, breaking his balance and causing Jiraiya to fall straight down.

Qiye didn't want to do this, but if people don't do it for themselves, they will be punished by heaven and earth. If they die, their Taoist friends will not die, so I'm sorry, Lord Jiraiya.

"He escaped to the men's baths."

A man was barged into the men's bathhouse. They had just heard that there was a pervert.

They clenched their fists and slowly surrounded Jiraiya.

Jiraiya looked up and smiled awkwardly.

"It's all a misunderstanding."

At this time, there was a fart sound coming from the wind outside, and it was Qiye who ran away on scud.

Jiraiya was beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen and tied up.

"Send him to see the official"

"Yes, go see the official."

That nasty little devil plotted against me.

A figure walked towards Orochimaru and asked slightly hesitantly.

"Um, are you Jiraiya-sama?"

Jiraiya saw who was coming, immediately broke away from the rope, ran away, and then shouted.

"He's the white-haired pervert."

"You have the wrong person."