Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

According to Mendez's initial idea, this is not actually a competition. The focus is on shooting and special effects, and it mainly depends on the effect of video delivery. And it is played according to the script.

If you really want to do this, the audience may be happy when watching it, but the stars will only feel depressed.Usually shooting a commercial is annoying. It takes 10 minutes to act according to the script, and you will have to start over at any time. This is not a job that can be completed in a day. Even if it can be completed, it will definitely be exhausted after shooting.

Besides, Liandell proposed this plan because he didn't notify him of his birthday, so it doesn't make sense to ask people to come and give gifts, so he just finds an opportunity to invite everyone to play together, which is equivalent to the interaction between top stars.

The most successful part of Jorge Mendes as an agent is that he respects players and puts himself in the shoes of his players. He presents both options and relays them to Leander in a simple and easy-to-understand way. Halfway through, Leander's case was settled.

"There is no need for scripts, special effects and post-processing. The stars can do anything, anything within the rules, as long as they want." If the script is written, what do Rooney and Ramos do? , Are you a coach for display?

Knowing that he would say that, Mendes wrote a few words on the paper, and at the same time said to Liandel on the phone: "I also think this is better, the burden on the players is less, and it looks more real, but you have to Promise me, the performance must be exciting enough, and it must not be a foil."

Wouldn't it be a shame if you bothered to arrange so much and finally made a wedding dress for someone else?

……

This phone call allowed the two to reach an initial agreement. Jorge Mendes got the final list, wrote a simple explanation, and then contacted Sir Alex Ferguson.The All-Star Game organized by Leander throughout Europe, oh no, it should be said that fans all over the world know about it. Even so, there is still a need for an explanation.Mendes will explain the whole process a little bit, and explain that this will help increase exposure and give the media a deep impression.

Ferguson didn't mean to spoil the fun, but he wasn't going to let it go easily. He thought for a while and said, "I know this is beneficial, and I am willing to support it, but you also know that this season is not easy for us, and there will be any endorsement activities in the future. Or commercial arrangements, please inform me in advance, Liandel is indeed a very professional player, but as the coach, I always have to make more arrangements to avoid unexpected accidents."

"Of course, I will, thank you for your understanding and support, I will..." Mendes wanted to say that I hung up the phone, busy with a lot of things at hand.

Ferguson called a stop and asked, "Has the venue been decided?"

"Because of Andel's stubborn insistence, I gave up a complete planning proposal, and now I am preparing to make the latest one." Mendes is a typical example of talking to people when he talks to Leander on the phone. It may be straightforward to ensure that the other party fully understands what you mean. Talking to Ferguson is a non-stop charade. You will always only say half of the important words. You have to understand the deep meaning yourself.

Ferguson is also an old Jianghu, he understood, this clearly means that he has not found a place yet.That's good. In order to toss his own players as little as possible, Ferguson made a self-interested suggestion.

"How was it at Old Trafford?"

……

……

It sounds absurd at first, but it is an excellent suggestion when you think about it carefully.

Now that the original plan was abandoned, in order to cause as much sensation as possible, he had to choose live broadcast.

In fact, the difficulty of live broadcast is the max, because there is no room for post-processing, so it must be in place at one time, whether it is the perception or the plot.

The extent to which the stars can play depends entirely on their artistic ability, this worry is useless, the trouble is the venue.

If you play wild football in a place like a park, the quality of the live broadcast will become poor. It is different at Old Trafford. First, you don’t have to worry about extra equipment. Second, you can have many viewers appreciate the beauty of the stars at close range. 6000 The atmosphere of the [-]-person football stadium will definitely not be bad, and the media will also be able to enter the stadium easily. Mendes thought, this is really okay!

The most touching thing is that Ferguson’s suggestion is not to promote the stadium, nor is it to earn ticket money. He mainly wants to prevent his iron triangle from being injured on unfamiliar venues. Old Trafford is his home stadium, regardless of the dressing room or the turf. The feeling is familiar, and it is convenient to come and go.According to their discussion, this time the stadium will be open for spectators to come in, but tickets will not be sold. This can also be regarded as a feedback activity for diehard fans.

First of all, the entire West Stand is full of Red Devils fans. This is the so-called home field advantage. After all, the West Stand is the heart of the Red Devils and has always been occupied by diehard Manchester United fans. It makes no sense to let other fans.

In addition, according to the appearance of the players, the fans will be given tickets.

For example, if Messi wants to come, the Barcelona Fan Club will be able to get a certain amount of tickets, mainly to give feedback to official members. As for how to allocate internally, that is their own business. Customized jerseys, handguards, and pendants are all packed in a cardboard box. From the outside of the box, you can see whether you are holding a handsome guy or a dinosaur set.The colors of the jerseys on both sides are completely different. The handsome team is pink, pink to the bone, very girly, and the dinosaur team is fluorescent green, very eye-catching, and the q version is cute.

The things were well done, and Leander felt distressed when he heard that he had to give away so much, but he was much happier when he found out that it was Jorge who sponsored him.

He posted a Facebook message that day.

Fans of Love and Justice_ld11: The long-awaited All-Star will start in three days at Old Trafford. More than 7 tickets and souvenirs have been sent to various fan clubs , The important thing is to say three times, this is a feedback activity, a feedback activity, a feedback activity, thank you for your support for ten years, I hope you can have a good time.

Fan of love and justice_ld11: By the way, I just hope that the presidents of the various companies will be more cautious when releasing tickets. This kind of joyful event scene is not suitable for conflicts. After all, there are live broadcast signals, and no one will look good if they make trouble , if there is any accident in this event, it is estimated that there will be no more in the future.

All the fan clubs are indeed releasing tickets. Although the event is held in Manchester in the UK, there are still a large number of fans who are not short of money and say that I will go by plane!But ask for a vote!

From this day on, Facebook, Twitter, ins, and even Weibo posted pictures one after another, probably to save the answer to the mystery until the end, so the player's name was not printed on the souvenir, even so, it is still very satisfying, then A box of content is too rich.

[Is it my illusion?This is much better than our official surrounding texture! ! ! ]

[Compared with this, I want to know why I got a gay condom?Such a burly old man wears a pink suit? ]

[o(一︿一)o looked upstairs resentfully, showing off the momentary pleasure!The whole family beep beep beep! ]

[The buddy upstairs doesn't like to betray me!I pay a high price!Is five thousand okay?No, we can still talk! ]

[I spent the whole afternoon in the beauty salon, got my skin and manicure done, and changed into a look that the god of men will definitely like. I packed my luggage, booked my plane ticket, and I’m ready to fly to the UK. At present, I only need a ticket... …]

It's still because there are too many stars, so many fans fight for tickets, and the ones they get are smoke from the ancestral graves, which is full of luck.

Liandel is also a pitfall. After watching the excitement of the fans, he even scolded the stars. Rooney and Ramos both sent him text messages asking him for a list, especially Ramos, the Dinosaurs are under a lot of pressure!too big!If the handsome team loses, we can still say that we rely on our faces for food. If the dinosaur team loses, it will become ugly and lack strength. It hurts to think about it.What's even more embarrassing is that Ronaldo also discussed with Pepe that if they really cheated, they would blame Ramos, saying that the coach's brain-dead tactics were not good, and Ramos accidentally listened to the corner, and he was so angry that he ground his teeth.

Winning is all due to the players. Losing is the fault of the coach. It's hard to be a coach these days!

Thanks to the last trip to Madrid, Ramos has Ander's mobile phone number, and he sent a text message witty: [The player rebelled before the game started, the robot has already figured out what to say after losing, he is ready to take responsibility Push them all to me!So unsportsmanlike and so disunity, the organizing committee doesn't care? ]

[Announcing the three names in advance is to let you settle the thorns. This matter is not under the control of the organizing committee. After all, you are the coach of a strong team. You don’t even have the strength to take the lead? ]

Sounds reasonable, but something feels wrong?

Ramos thought about it, and the situation is not that serious. Judging from the currently announced lineup, they have a crushing advantage. Look at the next door, what Torres, Beckham, can compare with Ronaldo Messi?Kaka is in good shape now, just stare at him.I just hope that the lineup can maintain this strength. By the way, I heard that Arsenal will not come, and I hope that Drogba will be the replacement!

Master Shui is still thinking about tactics, he feels that he has the potential to not lose to Uncle Psy.

Ah, I must have never heard a saying: The weaker the strength, the greater the potential.

He was still thinking what if he performed so well and let the fans convince the media that he would retire tomorrow and become a coach, how embarrassing it would be.I was still daydreaming when my phone blew up.

[Fuck, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!How shameless! ! ! ]

[What about fair competition? ]

Ramos, belatedly recalling Leander's personality, hesitated and logged into the backstage of Facebook.

Fan of Love and Justice_ld11: Before the game even started, someone wanted to bribe the organizing committee through the back door. This time, I will report criticism and give you a warning. If you commit another offense, you will be fined with a yellow card xd Screenshot

It was originally an entertainment event, so going through the back door is not a problem. The key is that the screenshots exposed the content of Ramos' complaint.

[I only have strength left to brag about, I don’t even think about how to win, buddies, don’t be like this, at least be serious! ]

[I worked so hard, so I wouldn't make excuses before the game. Master Shui must have fabricated it, in order to win the sympathy of the organizing committee! ! ! ]

[Organizing Committee: I'm from the Handsome Boys Team! ]

[Hahahahahahaha, assuming that Ramos' heart is a concentric circle, I want to find the shadow area...]

Only he knew about the shadow area of ​​Ramos, and Master Luo was really bad.His daughter-in-law is good-looking, virtuous, kind-hearted, beautiful, and popular. She is good everywhere, but because she is the same gender, she can’t make it public. That’s fine. Ever since he became popular, there have been porn stars who have publicly expressed their desire to try Leander’s ability, saying that he Being so fierce on the court must also make people feel good in bed... Ander never gave any response, which is very good, but since the summer break, the friends have started to steal the spotlight.

In the first half of the year, everyone said ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,he's showing affection with the president again.

What now?

Kaka is in the front, Messi is in the back, and now he is still jumping out of a dead fat man!

The fans have split into several camps, and the one who supports him is the least! ! !

_(:3ゝ∠)_

After Manchester United and Arsenal's sensational football game of the century, Ronaldo complained to Liandel.

"You actually showed your love to that fat man! You made a double match with Ricky! You even interacted with Messi! You don't have me in your heart!!!"

and many more!

This style of painting is wrong, hey!

Leander wondered if he had taken the wrong medicine, so he heard a very slight clicking sound. Although it was only once, it was definitely the sound of typing on a keyboard. Which of Google's bloody drama lines?Too bad image!

"..." Rationally, he should stand up and interrupt, let Ronaldo be more normal. Father Dragon remembered the TV series he watched. In order to test what script the opposite party was looking for, he gave a universal answer, "Listen I explain."

If it is really asking for an explanation, how should it be said that the explanation is just a cover-up? Ronaldo affectionately interpreted the heroine of the dog-blood drama: "I don't listen! I don't listen!"

"puff!"

Originally, I wanted to answer a few words, but I couldn't help the dragon father burst out laughing.

Ronaldo realized what he said, he immediately became embarrassed, moved his finger and closed the page, he seemed to have a memory fault, skipped the topic and said when did he get on the plane, and said that the hotel was not Good order and so on.Only then did Leander know what he was doing, "You still want to stay in a hotel when the house is empty?"

"That's your house."

"..." There is no transfer of ownership, yours and mine, well, if it must be counted like this, "I invite you!"

"For the sake of your anticipation, I agree, wash it up and wait~"

When Ronaldo hung up the phone, he found movement at the door. When he turned around, he saw his own mother holding a stupid son.

"I have something to go out, it's not convenient to take Chris, you look at him!"

He was still thinking about what he said just now, thinking that it had been exposed!Seeing that Dolores didn't hear anything like this, Ronaldo put the phone in his pocket and was about to go to hug his son. As soon as he took him over, Dolores smiled and asked: "Cris, have you got a girlfriend again? ?”

"..."

Just look at his reaction and you'll know it's right!

Even if he didn't get clear evidence, didn't look at who he was dating, and the media didn't even reveal anything, but how can a son deceive his own mother?Which stage of your life are you in? Whether you are single or in a relationship, you can tell by looking at your usual state.

"I guess you are worried that we can't get along well, but if you really like it, I will be patient and bring someone back to have a look when you think about it."

C Luo: ...

Think it over, you've met this person a long time ago, but things are not that simple, Mom!

Time flies between cheating father and cheating father, and in the blink of an eye, it is the day of the agreed meeting. Before going out, Ronaldo tidied himself up very well. He also made a love love plan, but unfortunately it didn't happen.Unfortunately, he collided with Pepe, Ramos and others, and Ramos talked about a lot of tactical ideas in the terminal hall, which made him dizzy. The time was coming, and when he was about to board the plane, he patted his shoulder and said earnestly, saying that he should use the real emotion in the world to impress Messi, and it is best to use this opportunity to instigate him.

_(:3ゝ∠)_

It sounds interesting, but I don't want to provoke Messi at all, and I don't want to be friends with him, I just want to blow him up!

It's sad enough for fateful opponents to be in the same group, but also to cooperate?

C Luo walked in with the suitcase, and said as he walked: "You can arrange tactics as you like, I only have one request, you let Messi guard the goal!"

Let Messi keep the goal?

You are sent from the opposite side!

"Of course I will put you in the most suitable position!"

"Put me up front, that's where I fit in..."

No, Master Shui thinks that the potential of Ronaldo and Messi can be tapped again. It would be good to let them go to the back line together. The chance of shooting should be given to those who don't shoot often, such as Pepe.

"Speaking of which, Pique seems to have called me last night."

Ronaldo asked casually: "Is Pique from our side? Has the list been announced?"

"No, not yet. I was about to go to bed at that time, and I can't remember clearly. I probably just chatted a few words."

Ronaldo looked at Ramos with a particularly profound look. The two elders talked on the phone late at night just to chat?Are you kidding me? ! ! !He was going to remind Pepe later that their coach had been tricked by a beauty, so he couldn't believe what he said!

If others don't know, how can he not know?

Mendes was in charge of this activity, but Leander came up with most of the ideas. He got a few important inside information only by using the beauty trick.

For example, although it seems to be an All-Star entertainment game to give back to the fans, it is actually a test of the IQ of the stars.

Again, don't trust your teammates too much.

Leander told him that it was a secret and that it was not allowed to spread, and even swore that neither Kaka nor Rooney knew about it.In fact, the truth is far from that simple. There is a backup of the real number of votes on Facebook, and there is a problem with the announcement, which is after fraud.

This is a stalk plagiarized by Julong's father. The dirt is a little bit dirty, which can increase the level of cheating.

Because the spy knows that he is a spy, he will do bad things during the game, such as deliberately fouling in the penalty area, such as flopping and dragging his teammates together, and more directly, there may be an own goal.But this link is kept secret, the stars will be gathered together after the game, tell them the inside story, and let them guess who was sent by the opposite side by the way.

You think that the live broadcast is over and you can mess around, but in fact there is a hidden camera, and the audience friends are watching.

This link is really, the IQ is absolutely exposed.

In order to protect the spies, the program team also arranged special tasks for some people, for example, no goals can be scored in the 10-minute game xd, such as finding a way to give someone a high-five and hug on the opposite side.

So, in fact, the All-Star Game is divided into individual competitions and team competitions. Winning is only the foundation. You still have to complete your mission. He said he hadn't thought about it yet.

……

Ronaldo used the beauty trick to see the tip of the iceberg.

He still has a sense of superiority now, but when the game kicks off, he will know that he is overwhelmed.

Seeing everyone like spies trying to drag them out and shoot them out of the game is so sour!

The night before the game, more than half of the people arrived, and those who didn't show up were on the plane. Leander invited everyone to the villa and divided them into groups.

"The first thing to say is that because I know too much to be part of either side, I will serve as a live commentary to help you set the pace."

As soon as Leander opened his mouth, someone noticed something was wrong.

If it's a normal game, why bother?You don't even need to think about it to know that there is a problem!

He smiled and said: "In order to increase the fun, there are also easter egg activities in addition to the game. The specific content cannot be disclosed. Another point is that there is a foreign aid mechanism. The rules allow coaches to bring helpers. Both Rooney and Ramos resolutely refused. He said that he can handle it completely and doesn’t need help from others.”

Everyone turned their heads to "stare" at these two idiots.

They obviously don't want to be robbed of the limelight!

Have known each other for so many years, can you not understand?

In fact, many of the people who came here were seeing Leander for the first time, and there were also retired players, such as All-Stars.Take Kaka as an example, he just sent a few messages and brought several, such as Sheva, Pirno, Inzaghi... And because of the [-] massacre, Arsenal will definitely not come, short They didn't want to step on the turf of Old Trafford within a short period of time. Thinking of that game was really dizzy, so at the critical moment, it is still necessary for everyone to help find someone to fill the vacancy.

Kaka found Robinho.

Liandel had the cheek to ask Sir Alex Ferguson to help, and invited back the goalkeeper Van der Sar who had just retired last season.

The living room was full of football stars. They were divided into three groups and sat on the sofa. If anyone else spoke, they would be trembling. I didn't expect Leander to be so calm.

"Because the coaches of the two teams refused at the same time, there is no assistant coach. I originally found a few pages of information and memorized them to introduce you. I think you are all acquaintances and get along well, so I will skip this step... …Actually many of you I just worshiped, seeing for the first time.”

This reaction was too calm, and Ronaldo couldn't help but want to give a thumbs up. Although the dream of showing affection with his wife and daughter-in-law was shattered, he can do it, and he doesn't have stage fright at all!

Ronaldo also thought that it would not be easy for Leander to be assigned to a strong team. His appearance is too high, so it is just right to explain it, and let fans all over the world see the highest level of brain-dead fans!Listen to his fancy bragging and blowing out the depth!

"You can slowly exchange feelings later. Let me talk about the grouping situation first, and repeat it again. This is the result of fans voting. If you have friends who feel very handsome but are unfortunately assigned to a strong team, you can I told myself that I was just too strong to cover up my appearance... Friends who are dissatisfied with the group can express their protests through Facebook, Twitter and ins, and don't beat the staff!"

puff--

Hahahaha.

Just this opening remark, I have already laughed a lot.

Rooney and Ramos as coaches are not so good.

"I have a hunch that the groups are not evenly divided! I said you should not give them all the forwards!" Mr. Fat asked directly what was in his heart.

"It's useful to have so many forwards? Can you keep the goal?" Ramos is even worse, and the combination of Ronaldo and Messi is enough for him to worry about.

Liandel didn't bother to talk to them, and continued: "Be quiet and listen to me, okay, a few friends can't participate due to various reasons, we have invited very popular superstars to save the scene, and they will directly replace those who can't attend Friends, there is no need to draw extra lots. I have finished what I have to say, and now I am going to announce the grouping situation."

Leander took out an envelope from the side to let everyone see the color of the envelope.

Fluorescent green.

"Look at this color clearly. There are eight pieces of cardboard in this envelope, on which are written the names of the players in the strength group. I will not repeat what has been announced before," he said, and his hands kept moving. He had already opened the envelope. The envelope took the jam out.

In fact, no language is needed, just show them one by one.

"Okay, let's see who is the best team?"

"Marcelo Vieira da Silva Junior! Oh, it's Marcelo! After hearing the name, please change seats and sit in the camp that belongs to you. Don't cooperate with the enemy and betray the country. The competition Tomorrow is about to start, you have to be entertaining when you play, please pay high attention to it ideologically, and treat it as the final of the World Cup, okay?"

Marcelo only wants to go to the Yanzhi team, playing an All-Star and playing with Real Madrid teammates, which is not interesting at all! ! !

Although he was unwilling, Ya still sat next to Ronaldo.

It will be much faster later on. After the strength team is brought up, it is clear at a glance who is in the good-looking team.

strength team

Coach: Ramos

Players: Pepe, Messi, Ronaldo, Marcelo, Xavi, Ibrahimovic, Aguero, Lampard, Van der Sar, Cech, Robinho

Yan value team

Coach: Rooney

Players: Beckham, Kaka, Torres, Gerrard, Pirno, Terry, Pique, Ozil, Shevchenko, Inzaghi, Fabregas

After the group came out, Leander took a banana as a microphone and pretended to be a reporter to interview the two coaches.

"I would like to ask the head coach of the powerful team, Mr. Sergio Ramos, are you satisfied with this grouping?"

"...Although the defense is a bit problematic, at least we have two goalkeepers available."

_(:3ゝ∠)_

In fact, only Cech originally came in, and Van der Sar came in as a replacement. Due to various reasons, some of them were temporarily unable to come... The replacement is of course a point-to-point exchange, so that’s it. Leander thinks this is also very good. If There is no problem with the lineup, how can we reflect the meaning of the coach?

"It seems that Mr. Ramos is very satisfied with his lineup. He is very confident to win the All-Star Entertainment Game. Let me ask the coach of Yanzhi Team, the popular Internet celebrity Wayne Rooney, what do you have for your players? expect?"

Boss Fat looked at them one by one, finally nodded and said, "I hope they get up early tomorrow to make themselves look more handsome, and they don't need to reach my level, just like David Machine or Ricky is enough."

……

Strong team: Although Ramos is not reliable, at least his mind is normal.

Good looking team members: Hehe.

It was originally a form of party, they could chat while eating to enhance their relationship. As a result, after they were separated into groups, the Chu, He and Han boundaries were clearly divided in the room. Friends, let's talk about playing a complete star!

Ramos and Rooney also exchanged harsh words, and when the time was almost up, the local staff would be responsible for sending people to the hotel, and Leander would also send the edited information to the mobile phones of certain people.

[Make sure you are not around others, please browse the following information alone. ]

[Steven, as an undercover agent of the powerful team, congratulations on your successful penetration into the enemy. You have a major mission on your shoulders: first, you must try to hold back the good-looking team as much as possible, and help your real teammates win; secondly, your strength There is also someone with the same identity as you in the team, you have to find this person and disrupt his actions. ]

[Cannot reveal their identity, in any way, to anyone. ]

[Do remember that another spy will also receive such a message, he is very likely to mislead you and confuse you, don't be deceived. ]

……

The two who received this message were stunned.

After working for a long time, there is an easter egg plan.

Although it seems very simple, first of all you have to consider that this is an entertainment game, and some people will be very entertaining. He is obviously not a spy, but he always exudes a taste of a traitor. With the existence of the shit stick, it is easier to protect yourself, but it is too difficult to find the spy on the opposite side.