Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

[I've only heard of kissing maniacs, but never heard of this... What's wrong with Messi? ]

[Hahahaha, I don’t know what’s wrong, I just feel sorry for Toniu, look at his expression, is there a feeling of doubting life in the wind? ]

[It means that they are already confused, and I think everyone is suspicious. ]

[Assuming Torres is a traitor, why does Messi look for Pique again and again?There is no reason!The only explanation is that Messi himself has a problem, which can be divided into two situations: first, he tried every means to get on the line with his real teammates, but Pique did not cooperate, and Fabregas was sent to the goal again, So choose Torres nearby, if this is the case, Messi's IQ is a little worrying; second, he may also be framed by Torres, and he discussed it with his teammates during the intermission, right?Using this kind of ambiguous behavior to cause civil strife on the other side, and let them fall into endless doubts... This assumption seems reasonable, and the IQ is also on the line, but there are still contradictions. The previous few times he and Pique Unsuccessful interactions remain unexplained. ]

[The conclusion is: Messi actually has no special status at all, he wants to stand out in this way!So scheming! ]

[It can be forgiven if you think about it carefully, but look at how many big stars there are in the stadium!Starting 22, two coaches, three referees, 27 brothers!Even if it is Messi, it is not easy to catch the audience's attention. At this time, the cheating plan is introduced]

[What kind of cheating plan, can you think of a noble name? ]

[Such as the Japanese dog plan? ]

……

After a heated discussion, Messi was given two labels.

Either a low IQ, or a scheming whore.

Seeing him wanting to cry without tears, Luo felt that all the suffering he had suffered was to witness this moment!It's worth it to think so!

So far, the hug plan has succeeded by one-third. It seems to be a remarkable progress, but in fact it will become more and more difficult as it goes on. The rhetoric of not paying attention to hugging the wrong person because of excitement can win people's trust, because there is a person on the opposite side. Pique, Pique who knows the truth, under the destruction of this bastard, the face value team has a sense of prevention.

He also said that he grew up wearing a pair of underpants, and Pique's performance was completely devoid of gay love!

He said very confidently that Messi does not have this habit. When he is excited, he will jump up and hang on other people. During the game, he will not hug people face-to-face. It is the team with the leading score, and there is no pressure to catch up...Why are you so excited?

The answer is to pretend!

Why do you want to pretend?

When Pique said this, Gerrard shot for the first time. He looked towards the strong team secretly, and said in a low voice: "Is it possible that they already know who is ambushing and deliberately let Messi do this?" To use innocent people as targets to protect teammates?"

……

One sentence drives everyone, and everyone has really considered this possibility.

Who is the boss of the powerful team?It's Ramos!

This is indeed something that Ladao can do!

"I'm still at a loss. Although I have scattered thoughts in my mind, I can't connect them. I feel that the most important part is missing. Steven's analysis makes sense. One of us, when everyone is not paying attention, Sending a help signal to his real teammates, who do you think this person is? Why would he take the risk of doing such a thing?" John Terry, who was liberated from the door, responded, this big fool didn't know he was tricked up!

Torres also raised his hand and said: "I swear, I promise, I didn't get any text messages."

Everyone was staring at him, and there was indeed no abnormal behavior such as unable to hold back his laughter. It seemed that he was really wronged!

Beckham: "I would say the most doubtful is Pique!"

Pique: ...

You are very innocent?

Your few shots are too big a problem!

Originally, some people wanted to diverge their thinking and expand their doubts. Because of Gerrard's guidance, they returned to a dead end and focused their attention on those who were suspected of many people who might be forked out at any time.

Think about it, if the situation is not critical, why ask real teammates to help drag people into the water?

So, after a lot of tossing around, the suspects of the Yanzhi team are still those two for the time being.

Beckham: If the police were so casual, how many unjust, false and wrongly convicted cases would there be across the country?

Pique: Fool!Big fool!

Pi Shenfeng didn't want to say anything, he just waited for the match to end and the details to be announced. Sometimes they would be ashamed!

Gerrard made a "V" in his heart. He didn't have any abnormalities on the surface. He looked like the most reliable person in the team. He was upright and could give correct tips to his teammates at critical moments. They came out of the strange circle!

Terry also praised Gerald, saying that thanks to his clear mind, otherwise he would be tricked!

Gerrard said that it is better to finish the game first and sort out the details later. The game is more important at this stage.

……

Anyone who knows the inside story should give him a thumbs up.

I thought the best performers would be those "actor kings" and "dipping kings", but I didn't expect that the spirit of the Red Army's pillar of faith is so dirty!He always has a way to avoid doubts and focus on his teammate abcde.The key point is that he is only guided by very reasonable analysis, and does not directly call names, so there is no sense of existence yet, and no hatred has been drawn.

After today, I feel that I can no longer face Gerrard squarely.

His evaluation must be considered carefully.

Look at Messi's immature reaction, and then look at him, the gap is not as big as usual.

Leander walked up to Rooney, passed the microphone over, and asked him, "What do you want to say as a coach regarding what happened just now?"

Rooney is really too determined, he has not changed his mind until now, and he has confirmed his intuition! "It's not Torres, it can't be him, I assert that the traitor is definitely among David and Pique!"

"What if you make a mistake and they sue you?"

"Can't be wrong."

……

Rooney felt that he already knew who the traitor was, and the most important thing now was to chase the score!catch up!He was nervously doing temporary guidance on the sidelines, changing his players' formations. If they want to defend, they cannot be defended. Their goalkeeper is too good, so they still have to attack!

Attack is the best defense!

Leander turned around, pointed at the audience in the stands, and shook his head sighingly.

Needless to say, the head coach has the biggest problem, his brain is broken!

Audiences feel the same way.

Mr. Fatty's idea is indeed a bit unusual, why didn't he notice it before?

Liandel was about to switch sides to interview Ramos. At this time, Ozil, who had been playing steadily throughout the game and perfectly demonstrated his technical characteristics-passing and receiving the ball calmly, running back and forth lazily-suddenly started.He passed Van der Sar, who was running around to catch fish, and then made a wonderful pass.

It was Kaka who received the ball, and the handsome Brazilian also used his excellent dribbling to pass one. A yard or two outside the box, he encountered the strongest defense and it was Marcelo who came to block him.

Among the All-Star players, there are more midfielders, because in any game, the forwards are more eye-catching. They can rush, pass and shoot, and the defenders do tiring work... Not to mention other things, just in terms of fame, in the Under the same strength, the midfielder is more advantageous, which is why the ratio is out of balance.

Although Real Madrid is always ridiculed as a scumbag defense, Marcelo is a professional defensive player after all. The left back is always better than those forwards who only shoot. Facing him, Sheva is still under pressure. Originally I'm still thinking about whether it's the handsome past or the ball is given away. If it is given out, who will it be given to?Before Sheva could figure it out, he and Marcelo fought hand-to-hand. The two had a round of offense and defense. Shevchenko raised his arm during the movement, and Marcelo fell cleanly!

Leander was like: o__o\”…

Figo & Raul: Shevchenko did not intentionally hit the elbow, is it really that serious?

The chief referee is the most tangled. This game is too rich in content. In many cases, you are not sure whether the judgment is correct. Fortunately, this is just an entertainment game, a very exaggerated entertainment game.

Ronnie trotted over to check the situation, and he was still thinking about whether it was in his favor, when he found Marcelo's finger slit open.

It's really a coincidence, because the audience's attention was on him, and the camera locked on him. This action was perfectly captured. All fans: Is this a tribute?Still funny?

Ronaldo was not well at the time. As for the other teammates, they also felt that this scene seemed to have been seen before, and it was very graphic. Pepe glanced at Ronaldo. He almost burst out laughing, but he couldn't help it.

The teammates were struggling very much, Xiao Ma obviously flopped!The key is not broken yet!In this case, should we go up and put pressure on it?

Sheva was particularly innocent. He raised his hands and kept explaining to the referee that he was not using any force at all. He just swung his arms habitually when he dribbled through with a small arc. He didn't know what was going on.

He doesn't know, Ronaldo already knows.

The traitor!Deliberate diving failed, he must be on the opposite side!

Regardless of whether he is on the opposite side, the strong team made a defensive foul, and the good-looking team got a good free kick opportunity, but it is a pity that if they are in the penalty area, they can directly take a penalty kick.

Liandel happened to be standing next to Ramos at this moment. He was going to conduct an on-the-spot interview on the incident between Messi and Torres. Unexpectedly, there was a dramatic scene on the court. Said: "What do you think of this punishment?"

how about it?

Of course it is true, very true!

If your acting skills are not good, don't rush to throw it!If you fall, don't peek!Can't we just wait for our teammates to negotiate?What are you doing?

Ramos was very tired: "I very much agree with Ronnie's penalty, but it would be better if the scale could be bigger. It seems that the kid is not like a good citizen. He will be fined directly to save me trouble!"

On the other side of the Yanzhi team, a few free kick players are guessing again.

As for Marcelo, after his plan to flop Sheva failed, he got up, and he gestured to Ramos with an innocent look on his face.

"Red card! Give him a red card! It's too dangerous to leave this fixed bomb on the field, let him come down!"

Leander grabbed the microphone back with difficulty, and explained to the audience with a smile: "Mr. Sergio Ramos, the coach of the powerful team, is a little excited. I think he should calm down. Let's pay attention to the rare performance of the good-looking team this time." The free kick opportunity in the front court, after fierce competition, it was Kaka who grabbed the free kick opportunity... He stood handsomely in front of the ball, waiting for Ronnie to give a signal."

"Oh, this foot is very beautiful! It doesn't seem to have much strength, and the ball draws an elegant arc and hangs into the dead corner! al!!!"

"Kaka! Kaka helped the Yanzhi team regain a share. The current score is 8:6. Because of Marcelo's intentional or unintentional mistakes, the gap between the two sides is getting smaller and smaller!"

……

……

Brother Xiao Ma expressed dissatisfaction!

He wants to talk about life with the commentator!

What is an intentional or unintentional error?Isn't this misleading the audience?unacceptable! ! !

Marcelo really wanted to come over to Leander to reason. He didn’t say a few words to the father of the dragon and said he would not listen. Not only that, he also complained to the director: "This player is too much, even threatening the commentary in public! The commentary is Innocent!!! If this happens, why don’t you care about it?”

Ramos: Although Marcelo has problems, the commentary is not a good bird.Fanning the flames, you deserve to be retaliated, if you change your impulsiveness, you will directly put on a sack!

In this game, the stars played more or less well, because of the large number of people, some people were not so eye-catching after the sharing, including Ronaldo, although he scored the most goals in the game and had already completed the four-year achievement, because of the high degree of topicality Not enough, the audience didn't bother to talk to him.

On the court, Ronaldo runs and runs, takes and takes, shoots and shoots.

Outside the stadium, the audience is talking about either Pique, Messi or Ramos... Anyway, there is no Ronaldo.

Thanks to Andy Gray, most people don't bother to doubt the President.

Just after halftime in the second half, it was Marcelo who received the most attention. Some people were ready to assert that at the critical moment, Messi had a wave of presence. In terms of time, it was about 70 minutes of the whole game, and he was always fishing. The club king was finally handsome. He showed his superb balance and dribbling skills. Facing so many big-name players, he was able to send the ball into Fabregas' gate with four players in a row.

Xiaofa was originally arrested as a strong man to guard the goal. He still worked very hard and threw himself in the right direction. After all, he was not a professional. He didn't have a good grasp of the flight path and angle of the ball.Fabregas made a flying throw and lost his balance in an instant. He fell in front of the goal. Messi went to fish out the ball by himself. , the two reported a full-hearted...

Liandel & Figo & Raul: Laughing on the street hahahaha, the king of the ball is fine!

All fans: Σ(°△°)︴

Pique: Take precautions and take advantage of him. What about the good friends?Come at me if you have the ability!Let go of Xiaofa and hug me! ! !

The confirmation of the action was only a moment, and it didn't take long. Messi stepped aside immediately. He also kindly asked Fabregas if his feet were slipping, and reminded him to stand still with great concern!Don't lose your waist!

It seems like it was really an accident, but isn't it too coincidental?

……

Ramos was still seriously doubting Marcelo just now, and his attention was attracted by Messi.

From knowing the existence of the espionage plan, until now, he has suspected many individuals, such as Ronaldo, Petr Cech, Marcelo who was diving, and Messi who has been reacting wrongly.

Now the most suspicious is Messi!

Although he scored!

As Ronaldo's strongest opponent, the biggest winner in world football in the past two seasons, and the terminator of the record of winners of various awards, Messi's performance seems to be not very active, most of the balls are passive, and he does not show off his skills Or the consciousness of being handsome, this is very doubtful.

When he began to seriously doubt Messi, Ibrahimovic made another mistake.

This guy hadn't caught Ramos' attention until he failed with a scorpion tail...swing the ball away.

Master Shui thought how could a star of Ibrahimovic's level make such a mistake, the scorpion wagging his tail was considered his special skill, but he missed his aim, just missed it by a little bit, and missed it by so much! ! !

Is this intentional?

Line up to cover for the traitors?

Could it be a traitor group?accomplice?

……

Compared with his entanglement, the audience friends are much calmer, they are all hahahaha.This scene is reminiscent of Leander. Even last season, he used a scorpion tail to pretend to be too aggressive. The ball was scored, but the opponent's defensive player who lost his balance stepped on the back of his hand, and the blood was dripping.

Eevee again! ! !

[This action is very handsome, I give it full marks... It's a pity that the goal was missed. ]

[Hahahaha, I also want to know what happened to the scorpion wagging its tail?Every time there is an accident!The last time Tang Gungun's blood flowed into a big aunt, Ibrahimovic went straight to the waves, so far away! ]

Ibrahimovic covered his face with his hands, looking very ashamed.

Everyone is so embarrassed, these beasts still doubt him, so they can't be teammates!unacceptable!Ibrahimovic couldn't believe that he was assigned to the strong team with these ugly guys. The key point is that it was voted out. Each of them got tens of millions of votes.My heart is full enough, I originally thought that brothers and sisters will be connected by fate, but in the end——

Ronaldo came over and patted him on the shoulder, but he didn't say anything.

Marcelo started again: "The scorpion can swing its tail like this, the acting is a bit exaggerated, it is doubtful."

Xavi and Messi stood together. They were straightforward. After all, they were teammates with Ibrahimovic. Although the time was short, they were familiar with each other. Xavi asked, "Zlatan, is that you?"

Ibrahimovic: ...

"You're right, it's me!"

Harvey: Σ(°△°)︴

Messi: Σ(°△°)︴

C Luo: Σ(°△°)︴

……

The traitor in the mask: Σ(°△°)︴

What are you teasing me?

You are a traitor, so what am I? ! !

They all looked shocked: "Really? Is it really you?"

Ibrahimovic did not answer, he showed a puzzled smile.

"I'm not kidding, it's not true, is it?"

"Of course it's not true! Are you fools? You still catch traitors with this IQ!"

Because of the distance, Raul and the others didn't know what happened there. They could only judge from the high-definition images on the big screen that the strength team members were very shocked, as if they had been frightened by something.

The giant dragon father knew what was going on, he didn't mean to explain, but reminded them that this was on the green field and the fight would be dragged down when the crowd rose up and wanted to clean up Ibrahimovic!

So angry!

So frustrating!

This bastard didn't want to score a goal, and didn't work hard to catch the traitor, so he just played around with everyone!

"If we were to vote for a traitor to execute him after the game, I would choose this bastard!"

"Me too!"

"agree!"

"My heart is so tired, I thought it was him!"

……

Ibrahimovic is not afraid of their threats, his mission has been completed xd.

The scorpion wags its tail, the scorpion wags its tail.

The amount of information in this game of almost [-] minutes plus stoppage time is so large that it is rare in the history of modern football. A regular game, but definitely impressive and they had a lot of fun.

It took about 20 minutes to thank the fans before the stars walked down the aisle one after another.

It was originally a night game, and there was a lot of delay in the middle. It was quite late after the kick, and the strong team won the game. The difference between the two sides was only two goals. The fans had no objection to the result, and their focus was on the traitor.

Fans can already relax, they have enjoyed this fun game full of jokes, but the stars still have work to do.The referee was sent away by Mendes first. After all, the weight was too heavy. If they stayed, the conversation would be a little stiff and they couldn't let go... The remaining 24 were gathered together.

"The game is over, regardless of the outcome, let's talk about the undercover issue. I would like to ask the two coaches, who do you think?"

Rooney and Ramos made eye contact, and Mr. Fat spoke first.

"I didn't pay attention to the situation on the opposite side, because our side is complicated enough. There are three main objects of my doubts: Torres, Beckham and Pique."

Leander nodded: "Among these three people, who attracts your attention the most?"

"..." Rooney was still a little hesitant, his eyes swept over the three of them, and then said, "It's David."

This answer is a bit unexpected.

Although Beckham has some problems, he should not be the biggest suspect. This is too ridiculous.

It was obvious that everyone was curious, and Leander asked again, "Why?"

Rooney was really thoughtful. He said eloquently: "Because I couldn't make up my mind, I used the method of exclusion. The suspected incidents between Torres and Pique are related, and they all involve Rio Messi. If Torres , Why not Pique? Because I couldn’t choose between the two of them, I focused on David, who is not very strong but has always made me feel awkward.”

Beckham: Speak well!I'm so handsome, don't I have a strong presence?How can I make you awkward?

Leander nodded, although it was a bit far-fetched, it made sense.

"Sergio, tell me, who do you suspect?"

Master Shui is confident: "I suspected Cristiano Ronaldo at the beginning. As time went by, I felt that Marcelo and Messi also had problems, and the traitors should be among them."

So official?so written?I really thought I was a detective!

Liandel hadn't spoken yet, and the powerful team had an opinion.

"It's Zlatan! Zlatan Ibrahimovic! He's admitted it himself!"

"Yes, we can all prove it!"

"Leave a real traitor alone, and take the opportunity to avenge your personal revenge. It's simply inhuman!"

"Sergio, you've always been jealous of my good looks, I know, but you can't!"

"Converting black and white to slander good people is indeed too much!"

"..."

You really lined up, everyone said something, Ramos was stunned, what did you talk about during the game?When did Ibrahimovic admit it?

Ramos looked at Ibrahimovic intently: "Is it true? You blew yourself up?"

Although this group of people have IQ problems, the coach who changed his original intention after listening to their nonsense is also very worrying!The top football star has only such a little IQ, and the future is worrying!

Ibrahimovic sighed, he refused to answer any questions.

"It seems that everyone's opinions on the strength team are very unified. In this case, in order to help you better identify your identities, I want to announce the second secret information."

bad feeling!

I don't want to hear it at all!

Seeing that his demeanor is exactly the same as when he announced the undercover plan before, what is he going to do this time?

Most people's hearts were pounding, they waited nervously, but Leander did not whet his appetite, and very calmly announced the inside story of the shit-stirring stick plan.

"Actually, there should be eight people who received the information, two of them were spies, and six of them received secret missions arranged by the program group as ordinary members. There will be special rewards for completion, so far, most people have done well... This is what I want to remind you, and it is also the key to interfering with your judgment."

I wiped it! ! ! ! ! ! !

Is this cheating?Or is it cheating?

Just say why everyone is weird!It turns out there is another trick!

"The program group is really not easy, they can even think of such tricks!"

"In this way, Messi should not be a traitor. He received the task of begging for a hug?"

Everyone who was still speechless looked at Messi sympathetically.

I'm really sorry for treating you like a pervert!

sorry!

……

Seeing that they were suspicious of each other, Leander gave each star a signature pen and a piece of cardboard, asking them to write down what they could think of. Who, roughly what the task is.

One thing the stars don't know is that a hidden camera was installed in the room where they reported the results in advance. At this moment, a video has been recorded and posted on Facebook as a guide for guessing.

The video lasted only ten minutes. From the meeting, the two sides identified the traitors, and the program team disclosed inside information, allowing fans and friends to guess what arrangements they received based on the expressions of the stars and their performance in 10 minutes. Who is the spy? If you answer correctly, you can participate in the lottery.