Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Manchester United's away game against Stoke City was held on the afternoon of the 25th London time. Manchester City won Everton 2:0 a day earlier, and ranked first with 16 points in six league rounds with five wins and one tie. Manchester United ranked second with all five victories.

There are still two hours before the game time, and the next door is already pouring cold water, cursing blessings.

[In order to make the league more watchable, in order to save the suspense until the end, I beg Sky City for help! ! ! ]

[Which fan are you upstairs?Usually they call us potters, but they changed their name when they asked us to come to us!Don't talk about the city of the sky, it's useless to call it the city of God! ]

[Manchester City fans wish you blessings, don't go to the top of the list for a day, at least let us enjoy a week! ]

[......]

The Red Devils fans silently looked at the next door.

Don't bother, it's useless.

Liandell was able to lead the whole team to take off at Blackburn, let alone Manchester United now!

Instead of pinning unrealistic wishes on Stoke City, it is better to enjoy the moment at the top of the list, after all, it will go down later!

The game started at 03:30 in the afternoon in London time, and it was more than 45 in the morning in Beijing time. Although it was not early, compared with the usual 45:10 and 30:[-] in the morning, it was quite humane. The fans started at about [-]:[-]. I was about to turn on the TV and turn on the computer. By eleven o'clock, the signals of the major live broadcast platforms had been connected, and the commentators began to make pre-match predictions.

CCTV bought the rights to broadcast all 38 league rounds of Manchester United this season. Although the opponents this time are not giants, Stoke City performed well in the first five rounds. They won two wins, two draws and one loss, ranking in the top half of the Premier League with eight points. Duan, regardless of points win or goal difference, they are eight blocks behind Manchester United, but what if they are upset?For example, Manchester City and Chelsea still have expectations, and the Gunners who were brutally abused by the Red Devils in the third round also hope to see a miracle.

Before the game, the reporter interviewed some Premier League coaches and wanted to hear their opinions.

Professor Wenger said: "Tony Pulis led Stoke City very well. They even qualified for the Europa League. Although Manchester United is strong, there is no absolute on the pitch. I hope Stoke City can show their style. Manchester United without Kaka and Rooney is not that scary!"

Manchester City coach Mancini said: "Stoke City is playing at home. With the encouragement of [-] fans, they should be able to show the team's demeanor and let the Red Devils know how good they are!"

Although Chelsea coach Boas also accepted the interview, he did not answer the reporter's question, he directly took the topic off.The reporter asked him who do you think will win the game between Manchester United and Stoke City, and the predicted score. Boas directly said that it is none of his business whether others win or lose. His task is to lead Chelsea to win. to the Quadruple Crown.

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Although the British media is a typical example of watching the excitement without taking too much trouble, the reporters who went to interview him wanted to beg him to shut up.

If Manchester United maintains this momentum and wins all the way, you won't have any share in the Premier League championship, brother!

Not to mention the championship, if you want to win the runner-up, you have to fight against Manchester City!

Never mention the quadruple again.

It’s boring to say it once, it’s boring to talk about it all the time, it would be a shame if the four majors are all empty at the end of the season! ! !

Of course, the reporter friend could only think in his heart, he didn't dare to speak out!

During the grinding time before the game, the commentary specifically mentioned the comments and expectations of the coaches for the game. The British side was more tactful. CCTV directly dismantled the channel, and after reading a few paragraphs, they cruelly exposed the truth.

"It's still because Manchester United are too fierce. If they continue their momentum of not losing, other clubs will have no way to catch up. So, it doesn't matter who they are, they hope someone can stand up and stop the Red Devils. We all know how difficult it is!"

"Objectively speaking, this game is indeed the best opportunity. First of all, Kaka is still recovering from his injuries. During Rooney's suspension, De Gea injured his right shoulder in the game against Benfica. It is said that it is not serious. This game will not be serious. It’s hard to say if he will start.”

"Manchester United have played a lot of games during this period. They just played in the English League Cup a few days ago, and they will go to Switzerland to challenge Basel in the middle of next week. There can be no mistakes in the Champions League, even in the group stage. The league is prone to upsets, and there is almost no room for adjustment. If you lose two games, you may face elimination. Manchester United should hurry up and get enough points, so that the following games will be easier."

The commentary moved from the league to the Champions League, and then changed the subject to talk about the situation of the England national team.

"In the past week, the biggest news in British football was that the fans jointly protested and demanded that Capello be dismissed from get out of class. The head coach is really wronged to do this. When others lose get out of class, he won't escape the class."

Because of Leander's special existence, CCTV's commentary is slightly biased towards Manchester United, and they can turn a blind eye, but they still dare not talk nonsense on this issue, and the fans are much more free. Listen to him and directly max out message board.

[Capello has this kind of personality. If he has a decision in his heart, he will not listen to other people's opinions. He handles problems relatively simply and rudely. To put it bluntly, he is a dictator just like an ancient emperor. ]

[Whether right or wrong, Capello didn't handle this matter well, he dug a hole and buried himself!The whole world knows the virtues of the British tabloids, and also knows how hooligan the British fans are. If you can still 5-0 or 6-0 after kicking people out, it won’t be like this. Tang Gungun will win if he doesn’t play By luck, can the fans not be blown up like this? ]

[It’s good to get used to it. The England national team always has two states, most of the time it is meow, and it takes several times to be violent before it can evolve to the state of three lions! ]

[After all, it is the Chinese team in Europe!Just win, don't worry about it! ]

[......]

Real fans still pay close attention to Capello's incident. "Phase fans" who usually only watch large-scale events like the World Cup don't care. Liandel has a lot of opportunities to play after he arrives at Manchester United. It doesn't matter if you don't enter!

Besides, the local fans who are most concerned about the performance of the national team will definitely change their methods to achieve their goals. Don't get mixed up across thousands of mountains and rivers. The fighting power of the British media and the public is very strong!

[The matter of Capello will be discussed slowly later, or this game, I have already placed a bet, Manchester United away 6:1! ]

[I guess 6:3, the starting lineup has been posted, Manchester United's goalkeeper is Lindegaard, although I believe in Tang Gungun's scoring ability, it's hard to say how many goals he will concede! ]

[Our goal is very clear: always score one more goal than the opponent! ]

[I was worried that the No. 1.9 goalkeeper would not be able to handle it, but I thought it was okay. There are a lot of people in the midfield, and it is not easy to collapse. Lindegaard is over [-] meters tall, and his air defense ability should be good. Stoke City was defeated. Is it called the city of the sky because the players are tall and have strong headers? ]

[Many goalkeepers are 1.9 meters, brother!Do you think De Gea is not this tall? ]

Before the players entered the field, both the commentators and the fans were lazy. Seeing them lead the little caddy out of the tunnel, the atmosphere became hot.

"Okay, the sixth round of the 2011-12 Premier League season, Stoke City vs. Banba Manchester United is about to start. What we see is Stoke City's home stadium - the Britannia Stadium, which can accommodate nearly With [-] spectators, there are no empty seats today.”

"Stoke City played at home in a four-four-two formation. The goalkeeper is undoubtedly Begovic. The defense from left to right is Wilkinson, Shawcross, Woodgate and Wilson; the midfielder is also a four. Generals, Pennant, Whelan, Delap and Etherington; Worcester and Crouch at the top! Peter Crouch, who arrived from Tottenham before the transfer market closed Stoke City, in order to get him, Stoke City paid a transfer fee of 1000 million pounds, this price is not high in football, but it is the most expensive player in the history of Stoke City Club!!!”

Those who are purely watching the excitement and purely watching the stars are sprayed.

Listening to you bragging for a long time, the most expensive player is 1000 million... far worse than Manchester United!

I also made a conservative estimate of 5:0, if I knew it, I would have played 10:0, explaining the tiankeng!

No matter how many times you explain it, some people always forget that the results of the game and the value of the players are not completely equal. Look at the World Cup in Korea and Japan. Brazil’s top stars also played against the Chinese team 4:0. You can compare the value!

After all, the commentator has rich experience. Although they saw such a funny message, they still held back and didn't spit it out. After reading Stoke City's starting list, they turned their attention to Manchester United, which is playing away.

"The Red Devils have a 451 formation in this game. The goalkeeper Lindegaard, the defense from left to right are Valencia, Samba, Ferdinand, Evra; the midfield five, Nani, Anderson, Fernando. Letcher, Ashley Young and Giggs, only Leander is the single arrow on the front line! He bears the heavy responsibility of scoring goals!"

"Although De Gea, Rooney and Kaka cannot play for Manchester United, the good news is that Ferdinand's comeback has made the defense much more solid. Speaking of which, Manchester United and Stoke City have also played a lot of times. A total of 93 times, the Red Devils dominated with 36 wins, 31 draws and 26 losses. Since Stoke City entered the Premier League in 08, the Red Devils have won all six league rounds in three seasons. Although they have lost several generals, their chances of winning are still quite large .”

[Explanation you come out!I promise to kill you!Can't you say these data earlier?I've already placed my bets! ]

[These data are all available online, don’t you watch the preview of the event?Don't see what you bet? ]

[Be safe, just bet on Manchester United to win, it will definitely make money, the score is too unpredictable. ]

[If I, Tang Gungun, sign a contract with the gaming company immediately, how much will I pay if I lose a game, I will cry you to death! ]

……

Unaware that the fans were being mischievous again, Leander stood on the Britannia Field, waiting for the game to start.

Now that the game is about to start, the commentator decided to drop two blockbuster bombs to give the Red Devils a good blow.

"Use two sets of statistics to tell you how strong Manchester United is this season. The Premier League has a record of scoring 22 goals in the first six rounds of the league. This was created by Newcastle in the 94-95 season. No team can challenge for so many years. Manchester United scored in the first three rounds of this season. Scores of 7:0, 6:3, and 10:2 against the sky, turned the record of the most powerful team in the Premier League into 23 goals in the first three rounds of the league, and it is almost impossible to break it again!"

"The second statistic is the personal scoring record created by the legendary star Alan Smith. He scored goals in the first eight league games of the 88-89 season, because Liandel had a round of rest in the middle. He can't break this record. However, this season's Premier League scorer list must be very good, and if this momentum continues, it will definitely hit a record high."

"Then we'll stop here and the game will begin."

Because the players are mainly piled up in the midfield, Manchester United is a defensive counterattack routine, control the rhythm, stabilize the scene, and prevent the opponent from taking the ball comfortably. Once there is a chance, they will make a long pass to find Liandel, and instantly switch to a crazy rush. The pattern directly tears the line of defense.

The basic routine is here. At the beginning of the game, the Red Devils were still stable.

Originally, the first goal should not have come so fast, and Stoke City was still to blame for being too turbulent. The game started just over two minutes later, defender Jonathan Woodgate made a clearance error, and Leander got the ball comfortably.There were two defenders closer to the goal than him. The closest one was Wilkinson. He was about to reach out to hook the ball, but before he touched it, Liandel swung his kick in the direction of the Stoke City gate.

The speed is not fast, and the angle is very positive. I feel that it is not difficult to make a save. Some commentators boldly predicted that this ball is a pity!

"He shouldn't kick up casually, just break through with speed to form a single-handed, so that it will be more threatening..." Before the big words were said, the ball suddenly fell, and Begovic had already jumped up at this time. He wanted to He retracted his legs and blocked or clamped the ball, but his movements after the jump were difficult to control, and he failed.

The ball passed under Begovic's crotch, hanging beautifully!

"al!"

"Just 3 minutes into the game, Liandel scored a goal. The kick looked harmless, but it paralyzed Begovic. Manchester United made another good start! This big gift package was sent by Woodgate!"

"The lad looked very annoyed. He made a mistake and passed the ball directly to Liandel. Who is Liandel? He is the newcomer king of the Premier League, the top scorer last season, and the winner of the Golden Boot! This shot is too precise!"

The commentator is still feeling emotional, the kick-off has been restarted on the field, and Stoke City have the ball, but they obviously haven't recovered from the blow of losing the ball. They accidentally encountered a steal in the midfield, Sir Alex said, got it The ball shoots when it has a chance, and goes to Ander when it doesn't.Giggs kicked a beautiful through ball, and Leander suddenly started to change speed to catch it. Because the deterrence was still there, Wilkinson panicked. He stretched out his hand and grabbed Leander's shorts, refusing to let go. ! ! !

Daddy Dragon has had his jersey pulled several times, and he has experience of being deformed, but this is the first time for his underpants.

Because he rushed too hard, half of his underpants were torn off in an instant, and the live broadcast camera accidentally captured the tight-fitting fat times he was wearing inside.

Surprisingly, it has four corners! ! !

The main color is pure black, with a cute expression on it, stick figure, similar to this: $_$

The eyes with money symbols are on the buttocks on both sides.

……

……

Wilkinson was a little flustered, he didn't dare to pull it any further, and let go suddenly, Father Dragon felt his ass was cold, he looked down——

Damn it!In order to win the game, he made such a dirty trick!

Liandel flicked the ball towards Ashley Young, and at the same time stretched out his hand to grab the underpants to prevent it from falling. Although the rescue was timely, certain images have been deeply imprinted in the minds of the fans.

[Replay ah ah ah ah!Begging for a slow motion replay! ! ! ]

[Stoke city coward, can you talk a little more? ]

[Take off your pants and let me see the size? ! ]