Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Lu Xiaopang, who was watching the game with his stupid son in his arms, suddenly felt that he really underestimated this friend. Leaving aside the goal at the beginning, Ander was able to recover quickly after his pants were stripped off. Almost unaffected, the psychological quality is good enough!He also felt that Ferguson didn't need to take special care at all. If he wanted to score goals, he could always find a way. Leander was such a person.

Rooney watched the doorway, Kay watched the excitement, and the father and son had a good time.

On the coaching bench, Ferguson is also very satisfied. Although he doesn't understand the taste of young people, but... that's just a personal preference. Don't talk about Taobao's hot sale, even if he doesn't wear it, as long as he can run when sprinting, He didn't talk about it when he shot, and Sir Alex just pretended he didn't see it.

Ferguson has considerable confidence in Liandel, and he has also observed the sudden emergence of new stars this year, such as Dortmund's Mario Gotze, Barcelona prodigy Thiago Alcantara... These players have shown their unparalleled talent and absolute strength in the past season. The best potential, also helped the club get some honors, but no matter which one can not be compared with Liandel.

The European Golden Boy Award is an award for under-21s. Liandel fully meets the conditions. Although he was born as a rookie, he did not play for almost four months last season and only emerged in the second half of the season. But he has shown that he is not only Talent, but unparalleled dominance on the green field and the potential to become a legend.

Regardless of physical condition, speed of improvement or statistics of various competitions, Liandel has completely surpassed the few boys who may be nominated.Ferguson is confident that there is no suspense in the European Golden Boy Award, and the voters dare not let it create suspense.

Telling Leander to hurry up and get some more data is not for the Golden Boy Award, but to compete for the FIFA Golden Ball.

Due to the limitations of the club, he only played in the Premier League last season. Although the statistics were brilliant, he even overturned Manchester United and allowed a little-known team to win the championship. After all, there is no data blessing from Europe and the World Series. It is very disadvantageous in the voting process.

There are exceptions to everything.

The FIFA Ballon d'Or selects the most outstanding football player of the year.

If you don't talk about it, just talk about performance, Leander deserves it.

Where is the problem now?

It depends on the participating national captains and authoritative magazines, which aspect they value more.

If more attention is paid to the comprehensive contribution to various events, then the result should be between Messi and Ronaldo.If what you value is the shocking power of today's football to fans all over the world, and its influence in major regions, Lyandel also has a good chance.He also has a moving achievement, which is to attract more people in Asia to pay attention to football and gradually fall in love with football. This is very worthy of recognition.

Because the voters will have their own ideas, until the awards ceremony, the FIFA Golden Globe Awards will remain in suspense. Ferguson is confident that Ander will definitely be nominated. As long as they can be nominated, they will fight no matter what.

Liandel is very likely to achieve an achievement that cannot be replicated. In the first year after registering as a professional player, he won the European Golden Boy and FIFA Golden Ball at the same time. He also has the Premier League champion and various best blessings of the Premier League... So as long as he wins the Golden Globe, he has achieved the dream of many players throughout his career. This is an unparalleled success.

Kaka was basically injured in the past year. If he is not considered, only Rooney is left as a competitive player for Manchester United. Rooney's performance has not been amazing. Romesey competes.

With these individual trophies at the end of the year, Ferguson believes that Liandel has great hopes.

He doesn't mind heaping resources to create a legend.

Seeing the 5:1 at halftime, Sir Alex Ferguson was so happy, he couldn't help but lost his mind. During the 15-minute intermission, Stoke City coach Tony Pulis was very busy, and he wanted to give the players psychological training to help them stabilize their emotions. , but also to decide whether to stick to it in the second half and try not to be too embarrassing or give it a go.

Tony Pulis does not have Sir Alex Ferguson's courage, nor is he as decisive as Big Sam. His results in leading the team tend to be mediocre and not sharp enough.Although the blood of a pure man gave him the urge to die, Tony Pulis endured at the critical moment. He first observed the expressions of the players. Although he had mobilized, the effect was not very good. Half of the players Did not enter the full competitive state, the rest of the confidence has collapsed.

Regardless of the score, if you don't believe you can win, the result will be bad.

Tony Pulis recalled the future schedule a little bit. After this game, they will usher in a Europa League game. Not to mention the future games, just talk about the Europa League. Stoke City has ambitions. It is bound to meet with the best state, and strive to last longer, so as not to be eliminated so early.If the score ends at 1:5, there is actually nothing unacceptable. You have to think that Arsenal and Chelsea are not much better. If you give it a try and fail vigorously, you will be nailed to the pillar of shame. The Europa League will be held in a few days. Cups could be in trouble.

Facing Manchester United, they lost four goals in the half, and the opponent was in a good state. This kind of game can already be given up, and they will stick to it in the second half.

As the head coach, Tony Pulis has more than one plan in mind. If he wants to make a comeback, every risk is huge, and the success rate is very small. If he fails, he may encounter a chain reaction that he cannot afford. A rare choice, the right choice.

If you think about it, there are 38 rounds in the league. The outcome of a game will not immediately have a fatal impact. Cup games go down round after round. If you lose one or two games, you have to say goodbye. At this stage, it is obvious which is more important. .

He gave up!

Giving up didn't stop Leander from scoring goals!

After the start of the second half, the commentators and fans discovered that Stoke City had entered a state of strict defense, trying to find opportunities to chase the score while striving for a "steady" loss.This is to make the cumulative goal difference not too ugly. I usually don’t think that the effect of the goal difference is reflected when the score is tied. In addition, they must avoid becoming a target for attracting media firepower.

Stoke City defended everything for more than ten minutes, but they were torn apart abruptly after putting on an iron bucket formation. Leander ran wildly after getting the ball in his own half, and used his speed to forcibly overtake when encountering an interception. After completing the big four achievements, the home fans were already numb. There was no applause or booing.The Stoke City players couldn't help shaking their heads, they just pulled themselves together, and then fell into a trance again.

This is not the first time they have encountered Liandel, they have met last season, when they were not so strong, the boy has improved too much.

This is the distance between demon stars and ordinary people, the distance between heaven and earth.

The numbers on the scoreboard are already very ugly, 1:6, 1:6 at home, some fans have already started to leave the stadium, the number of people is not that many, most of them came here with a good mental preparation.

It can't be worse than Arsenal.

Anyway, there are gunners at the bottom.

The handsome guy is still on the court, how can I leave first?

……

Scoring four goals in a single game is remarkable. Liandel didn't celebrate much before, until he ran for dozens of meters and passed four people in a row, then knocked the goalkeeper unconscious and sent the ball into the net pocket. His excitement couldn't be suppressed. , Liandel went straight to the away fans' stands, and Ashley Young, who passed the ball to him after stealing in his own half, also got excited.

Their cooperation has improved recently, and their relationship has improved a lot. Leander rushed to the front, and Ashley Young quickly caught up. The young man was scheming to grab the headlines, and prepared to run side by side with the dragon father.

As soon as they were shoulder-to-shoulder, the dragon father came to kneel and glide.

It doesn't matter to him, he belongs to the type that he can be high with or without the cooperation of others.

Even if the teammates can't keep up, the fans can still help.

The embarrassing thing is Ashley Young, this is different from what was agreed!After you and Kaka and Rooney completed the cooperation and scored a goal, didn't you run side by side and pose together? When you come to me, you kneel, what should I do if you kneel!I just passed the ball to you, and I didn't shoot! ! ! ! !

Awkward!Very embarrassing!

Of course, Ashley Young couldn't follow the slide, he could only chase after Leander, ready to interact with each other.

The giant dragon's father is not so happy, he slipped to the point of failure!

Although they are all professional turf, there are actually advantages and disadvantages. He has no experience in skating for the first time. Generally speaking, you have to do this kind of action in the top environment of a five-star stadium in Europe. Not as big as Blackburn, how can the comfort of the turf compare with Dream Theater and Bernabeu?

Because there are too many precedents for being too excited to celebrate injuries after scoring. Although Liandel is not injured, his knee hurts!

Eight out of ten | Nine times it is red, maybe a layer of skin has been rubbed off!

Leander also wanted to say, this is also different!

After watching Ronaldo score a goal, he knelt down and glided so handsome that he learned it. The first time he used it, he was a fool!

Blind worship is really bad!

After paying tribute so many times, I finally capsized in the gutter!

The fans watching the live broadcast didn't understand why he didn't smile at such a happy moment?After watching the slow motion replay, the audience friends understood what was going on.

[Pay attention to his facial expression during the gliding process, is there any momentary stiffness?If you look at his knee again, there is a cut on the left side. If someone threw something into it during the game, or was unlucky enough to be cut by the grass, but it stands to reason that the natural turf is very soft. ]

[I hope the ligament is not injured _(:3ゝ∠)_, Kaka hasn’t returned to the green field yet, what’s wrong with him going down again? ]

[You can tell by the way you stand up and walk, you should be fine. ]

[It’s fine, motherfucker, I think of that crazy scorpion wagging its tail again, every time my male god is handsome, he will encounter unexpected situations, I really want to pass a hot towel to him and ask him if his face hurts. ]

[Hahahaha the most embarrassing thing is Ashley Yang, his expression almost collapsed!If I were Ashley Young, I would reach out to grab his shorts when I saw him preparing to glide, and if you have the ability, slide!Let you slide enough! ]

……

Leander certainly doesn't know that other people's celebrations have been rehearsed in private, just like walking on the red carpet to write signatures on the wall. You can see that celebrities are very chic, but in fact they have practiced more than [-] times in private, just afraid of embarrassing under the spotlight .As honest as he is, he used the game as a practice, knelt vigorously and almost peeled off a layer of skin, which is rare in the entire football world.

The failure rate of kneeling and gliding is very high. If it is not connected properly, it will become a forward roll and a dog chewing mud.

I don’t know if it’s because the competition has been completed because of the big fourth achievement, or because my knee hurts from skating and I want to go down early to rest. Anyway, within 2 minutes after the skating, Sir Alex raised his card and told Leander to come down and rest, and put Xiaopea on top. , The defense also changed two people. This is a point-to-point substitution adjustment based on the current physical condition.

Liandel lasted more than 60 minutes of the whole game. Counting stoppage time, Sir Alex gave Hernandez three 10 minutes. The fans were still very excited when Manchester United raised their cards for substitutions. This scourge that caused successive accidents finally Going down, let him go!Let him go!The little pea is much cuter︿(￣︶￣)︿

When Hernandez went up and played for a few minutes, the home fans corrected their views.Objectively speaking, he is indeed not as insane as Leander, but it is also scary, and it is not a good thing!

For the next three to 10 minutes, Leander rubbed his knees on the bench and listened to Ferguson's lecture. As for the situation on the court, Manchester United played against each other. Hernandez and Giggs both scored in the final stage. Manchester United Go crazy and score eight goals in the away game!

"This is a hearty victory! The Red Devils continued their crazy road. They won 8 points in six league rounds and reached the top, squeezing Manchester City to the second place in the standings. 1:[-] away, this is an exciting game Numbers, this makes Manchester United fans full of confidence in the upcoming journey!" The game was over, and the commentary did not let it go, and was going to brag a few more words. As for the Manchester United players, they did not celebrate wildly, and went directly to the dressing room in the aisle.

Because the opponent and Manchester United are not in the same class, the post-match press conference was not too smokey. The media focused on those aspects. First of all, they asked Sir Alex Ferguson, can Manchester United continue to win like this?What are your goals for this season?

Ferguson never knew how to write modestly. He replied with a smile: "Our goal is to win as many championships as possible."

It seemed a bit boring to evaluate this game. After a quick pass, the media began to pay attention to Liandel frequently.

"Hello, I'm a reporter from The Times. We want to know if your kneeling gliding action after scoring the fourth goal was injured? Will it affect the next game?"

"..." Do you really want to answer such a shameful question?Julong's father scratched his head and said, "It feels very handsome to see others do it. After scoring four goals, I was very happy and learned to skate. Seeing that others skated very easily, I only feel that my knee hurts, so I can rest assured." It’s because I didn’t get hurt, it’s because I didn’t control my strength and knelt too hard, so I rubbed off a little skin.”

Reporter: o(╯□╰)o

Fan: Hahahahahahaha.

If you are excited, don't casually give big gifts to others!What a shame, brothers!

The fans originally thought that the media would mention the Fat Times incident first, but they turned out to be so honest, but the Times and The Sun did have an essential difference, they did not rely on the disclosure of the scandal to sensationalize the public.As soon as the fans praised The Times, the reporter got dirty, and he added another knife: "I'm a little curious, who is so handsome that you want to imitate?"

"I watched the robot do it at first, and I learned this action from Rooney."

[Although Mr. Fat is brought with him, he can't take away the glory of the president. I insist that Gun Gun was brought in by his husband! ]

[It’s true that Fatty likes kneeling and gliding. He even made this his own exclusive action. After scoring a goal recently, he interacted with his friends and didn’t skate much. Look at last season, he was kneeling every now and then. !Not kneeling can only mean that he is in a scoring drought! ]

[At this time, we can temporarily forget the joy brought by Mr. Pang, and concentrate on basking in the holy light of the president! ]

[At first I was worried that the cp would be dismantled, but the official suddenly became angry with sugar, good Xinghu! ]

[Xinghu 1, Luo Tang* is good! ]

[No, no, it should be Tang Luo. It was revealed earlier that the president was underneath to protect his old waist xxoo, and let him sit and move by himself... Is this why you want to attack us? ]

[Upstairs you are too dirty!After you finished speaking, I made up a 30-word small h essay. The president lay on the bed, slapped the signed check book on his crotch, and said proudly: "Sit down, move yourself!" ]

……

Although the tone of the press conference was upright, the world of cp fans is already very dirty.

After the Times, Sky Sports stepped in: "I want to ask you, did you feel it immediately when Wilkinson ripped off the ball pants? Why did you pass the ball to Ashley Young instead of directly protecting him?" under?"

Generally speaking, when asked this kind of question, they will forget to answer professionally.

For example, I don't want to ruin a great offensive opportunity. As long as I say that, the media will definitely praise him after the game!

Of course Leander would not miss the opportunity, he took this point out first, and added: "I felt something was wrong, so I looked down and found that half of the outer shorts had fallen off, but the inner layer was still there. It’s not serious enough to give up this chance to attack. Anyway, there are many cameras around us, and that scene must have been captured. It’s better to be generous... Thinking of this, I relax, my fans are so cute, they just dropped their pants still love me!"

It felt so reasonable, but I was speechless.

The reporters who came to interview from Sky Sports didn't know how to answer, and the fans became much calmer.

[This is the world of male gods! ]

[It is said that the handsome guy is the one who can stand the test of a bald head, but what is the guy who takes off his pants to verify the shape of his buttocks? ]

[It's gay!I can't believe his ass is so upturned, it must be pinched and swollen xd]

Fans and friends with integrity in mind and body want to suggest that the British media stop asking, the more you ask, the bigger the problem!What if the Facebook official mischievously followed suit and sent him a homosexual certification?Give a big v, the description is: Premier League top star, officially certified gay.

As soon as this statement was made, there was a lot of laughter underneath.

[Gun Gun uses Facebook, he doesn't use Weibo, we can't see such a dirty certification for the time being! ]

[Hahahahahahaha, if you want to add v to Weibo, don't you need someone from Ai to verify your identity?In this case, who should I ask for verification? ]

[Of course the president! ]

[Must be the president! ]

[Is it looking for you?Stop dreaming! ! ! ]

Here is a post-match interview, and Ronaldo is about to finish the work at hand and prepare to go home. In order to prevent falling off, he hardly uses a spare mobile phone outside. He keeps it at home most of the time, and occasionally it is turned off.

After entering the room, Ronaldo took out the mobile phone that logged in to the 187 account. He didn't even bother to drink water. After going up, he went straight to Wilkinson's homepage. At this time, many girls were still queuing to thank Live Lei Feng, thank you He took advantage of the resources, 187 appeared at the right time, everyone is safe, and he directly fired at Wilkinson!

[Don't pretend to be dead, come out!Why do you say you stripped people's pants?Doing this kind of thing in public is simply outrageous! ]

[Do you want to strip his underpants, does his husband agree?Ask Ronaldo if he wants permission? ]

[He came to do things for others after accepting it!Can such a hot part of the butt be exposed casually? ]

……

C Luo is even more annoying than Tang Seng. He swipes a lot of posts, just like chanting scriptures.

The girl who was thanking Wilkinson exploded.

[How dare you say you didn't watch it? !Now that you are happy, don't stand up and down again, are you annoying? ]

[Don't say that Ander and Ronaldo are purely idols and fans. Even if they have an affair, Ronaldo himself didn't say anything. Who are you? ]

[9494, ignore him and jump around!Want to be famous and crazy! ]

[187 You have to know, you support Luo Tang but we don't, just enjoy yourself, please don't affect other people!I just started a football game with a heaven-defying appearance and CP to disturb Jiwen, so don't pour cold water on it!Both Capelo and Rosicky were beheaded, and Wen Quan, who was related to Ronaldo, would end up as a eunuch. I rebelled! ! ! ]

[Isn't school starting recently?Are there still so many elementary school students jumping around on the Internet? ]

[I think he just has a brain hole, it has nothing to do with age! ]

[......]

It's not easy for Ronaldo. Only half of these messages are written in English, and many Chinese have to be translated online. It is particularly difficult for him to keep up with the rhythm of the big team, and then he feels even more stuffy.

I am Ronaldo!Don't force me!If you force me, I will blow myself up and scare you to death! ! !

That's my daughter-in-law, why don't you make me feel good even if you took off his underpants?

You want to be famous and crazy!I have tens of millions of Facebook fans rounded up to [-] million, can't you see?

Although you don't know what a eunuch is, don't try to slander me!Sue you!

You are elementary school students!You didn't graduate from elementary school!

_(:3ゝ∠)_

The CEO originally wanted to tear Wilkinson apart, but he deviated from the topic. He fought another CP fan for [-] rounds, and ended up feeling so tired that he would never love again.

When Ronaldo was having fun, Leander received a call from Jorge Mendes, saying that just in the past hour, several fashion brands had contacted him about underwear endorsement!

Leander held back for a few seconds, and finally refused on the grounds that the training schedule was too much and there was no time to shoot commercials!