Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

After Leander kicked and cracked the glass on three sides, he smiled in the direction of the camera: "Do you want to continue?"

Only the windshield is left on his side, which is the largest and the best to deal with.

Looking at the other side, the female star who was recruited by CCTV for comparison has just knocked off both sides, and this speed is not slow.Although the hammer I took is made of steel, it is easy to carry because it is small and has a pointed tip. It is easy to break the glass, and it is very troublesome to knock the entire surface clean.

At this point, there was no need to continue, and the referee blew his whistle.

"That's the end of the game. There is no need to continue. The winner has already been decided. Let's save some money for Land Rover... Thank them for their sponsorship." Although the official only mentioned one sentence, because the whole experiment revolved around the car Yes, Land Rover has had enough ad placement.

As I said before, the program team has prepared three rounds of tests, the chest expander is for warming up, glass smashing is for climax, and there is another one for laughing at the end.

How was the host introduced?

He led the audience to review the incident of pulling the jersey that Liandel encountered in the past year, and at the same time told everyone: "This link was requested by Ander on his own initiative, because he was almost stripped of his ball pants before, and he wanted to send a message to the vast number of players in the Premier League. The defensive players show their unparalleled strength, I hope everyone will stop choosing this way to intercept, unless it is a very abrupt shot, the probability of success is not high."

While saying this, a group of photos has been scrolled on the TV screen, all kinds of photos have been dragged and deformed by the jersey. Some people have complained about it before, and others will collapse immediately when they are touched. Can drag the defenders to fight, even if the jersey is torn apart.

Leander told the CCTV program group that he hopes to add a link so that everyone will not have trouble with his jersey and shorts in the future.

The specific content setting is planned, because it has been handsome before, this part is relatively grounded.

The filming team found a nearby reference, that is, Samba, who is 190 cm tall and weighs 91 kg, looks very strong. He is the former captain of Blackburn Rovers. good.It is precisely because of this "history" that when a comparison is needed, everyone thinks of this black iron guard.

Black players will look stronger than white players, which is conducive to the effect of the show, and Samba's physical fitness is absolutely excellent. Standing side by side with Ander, he feels like he is from two worlds.

"We have prepared some props, which are very heavy and challenging. You need to carry them in the specified way and run the 100 meters at the fastest speed. Because there is competition, there is pressure, and pressure will explode , so this set of challenges is also carried out simultaneously.”

Listening to the opening remarks is a bit bad.

Not only them, audience friends also feel that the program group is going to scale up their tricks!

[According to the general rules, it is impossible for the purpose of three consecutive sessions to be handsome. I think the last one will be more tricky, and a little comedy effect can also drive ratings! ]

[Upstairs you know so well, how about you guess what props are prepared? ]

[Hahahaha can you make a pig and let them carry it_(:3ゝ∠)_]

[I will never record a CCTV program after engaging in players like this!After all, he is a world-renowned big-name player!You can't treat people like this! ]

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The program team still had a conscience, and indeed they didn't let them carry the pig over, but brought out a box containing a dozen or so white balls for the two of them to smoke.Leander looked through it, but couldn't see any difference, he shook it again, knowing it in his mind.

"Is there a note inside? The name of the prop?"

"Yes, you can start smoking."

Anyway, I can't see anything, so I just take it casually, Leander took the one in his hand, he didn't change it for anything else, Samba also picked out one with a smile.Seeing that they had made their choice, the staff took the box down, and the host explained: "The ball you are holding contains the number of the item, and then we have to choose one more time, this time to choose the way to load it."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hands and spread them out, with a small pink ball in each palm.

"Choose one at random. Since Ander chose first just now, Christopher, you come this time."

Samba pointed to his left hand, and the host handed over the ball he picked, and the rest belonged to Ander.

"You can open it and take a look, and see how you want to challenge."

After the host finished speaking, Ander squeezed the two balls away at the same time. With a little force, he saw the note rolled inside. When he unfolded it, it was still in bilingual version! ! !

10

Please carry your mission props to the end in the way of a princess hug.

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The audience in front of the TV can also see clearly!

At this moment, they had one thought: Damn it!

Princess hug!Boom!

If I knew this was the case, I would also like to be this prop!

Compared with Ander, Samba is much more normal. The number 13 he drew is back!

If it is the same load, it is easier to carry it on the back than to hold it.

[Looking at the description, the props should be living people, did you come here specially to find the big fat man? ]

[Speaking of 10, forgive me, I can only think of Mr. Fat, isn’t this his back number?I feel that I have been brainwashed so thoroughly/(tot)/~~]

[......]

[No, this is not brainwashing!you are right! ]

[Props are out, I'm blind! ]

Really Rooney! ! !Wayne Rooney wearing Manchester United's number 10 jersey! !

As for 13, you should know, yes, it is Park Ji-sung, No. 13 of Manchester United.

The girl was just making fun of it, but unexpectedly she got hit. He almost cried in fright. As for the others——

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ]

[Ha ha ha ha! ]

[Ander hugs the fat princess!Absolute headlines! ]

[I just want to ask if Ronaldo is watching the live broadcast?How do you feel now? ]

[Hahahaha, this can be summed up in one song: It’s raining outside, as if my heart is dripping, loving you for so long, it’s actually not easy...]

[I feel that the title of the song is more appropriate, you are a genius upstairs!This song was written for Lord Luo! ]

C Luo: ... day.

I haven't enjoyed it yet, the first kill will be given to someone else, and it's still that fat man!

That's not the point. The point is that after the program was recorded for so long, Ander never mentioned it, not even once, and Rooney couldn't see any problems.

The viewers who chose to watch cctv5 or the Chinese international channel during this period were all laughing and couldn't stop laughing, today!Just today!They witnessed an amazing scene!Leander looked at Rooney in disgust, and when the host said he was ready, he swung his hands and picked him up by the waist.

"I'll go, you Shen!"

Wayne Rooney is 178 cm tall and weighs 83 kg.

Park Ji-sung is 175 cm tall and weighs 70 kg.

The samba side seems to be relatively easy. Although the two old men are a bit awkward to carry back and forth, but just look at the group next to it, and the princess hugs this group, and you will feel that there is nothing you can't get through.

Liandel and Rooney kept bickering, one thought the other was too heavy and should lose weight, the other thought it was uncomfortable to hold.Rooney babbled several times, saying he had no respect for props!Props also have human rights!He wants to apply for a substitution!

The host was too lazy to talk to them, and pretended not to hear them, and blew the whistle. The scene that stunned everyone appeared. Leander ran with Rooney in his arms. , also very fast!Faster than the audience's psychological expectations!

If Andy Gray was around, he would have been roaring.

Leander!Leander is fast!He left Samba far behind!He is like a hero!Like Superman!Like Spiderman!

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[Hahahahahahaha, I feel that Mr. Fat is no longer good, look at his expression, what the hell! ]

[This is #火久见#, how is Master Luo?Your daughter-in-law was hugged by the fat princess! ]

[Why do I feel that he is holding more than 80 kilograms faster than me running flat without weight? ]

[Twelve or thirteen seconds of visual inspection, it is easier for him to hold Rooney than for me to hold Rooney's son! ]

There is no need to disclose any results, just look at where Samba is still, his normal speed, Leander is simply unscientifically fast!

Although it was an entertainment test, it was not formal at all, but it was enough to show his incredible ability. Leander has the physical condition that athletes want. He can be said to be the best in football in this respect!

Warcraft Drogba can not be compared!

The Hulk of the Brazilian national team is also incomparable!

Really too strong!

After reaching the finish line, Ander quickly let go of Rooney and put Rooney down. Boss Fat just disliked that he was not comfortable enough to hold him, but now he is not good enough, so he wants to be quiet.

"Are you Ultraman or Iron Man? You must shoulder the heavy responsibility of saving the earth, right? What do you think of me, develop me into a member of your organization! Let's land on Mars and defend the space station together!"

From the beginning of the strength test, the audience in front of the TV has been frightened countless times.

Just now I was still lamenting Liandel's speed and endurance, Rooney came out funny!

[I'm really sorry, Kay, your father is stupid! ]

[If Ander is really a cosmic agent, then we have to develop our Lord Luo first!Don't jump in line! ]

[Is it just me who thinks he chose the wrong job?When a football player is too reckless, it is better to switch to track and field and challenge the Almighty King! ]

[Don't make me swear, get out of here, what the hell is Almighty King?Can football be popular? ]

The Manchester United teammates all looked at Rooney, who lowered his head and ate fiercely, with strange eyes. Because they didn't get any response, they looked at Leander with a calm face.

"is this real?"

Great question!Some people also suspected that the test part had post-processing, but Rooney’s tonnage is here, how else can it be processed?

Leander didn't answer yes or no, but said, "You want to try?"

This is not a threat, it still scares people to pee.

No, I don't want to, brother.

Before today, their evaluation of Leander was a junior with amazing talent and good personality, but now it's different, this is a beast at all, if you mess with it, you will lose your hands and feet!

"Brother, are you hungry? I'll get you something to eat!"

"How about pizza delivery bro?"

"Go, go, brother likes to eat chicken!!!"

Real Madrid is not doing well either, Marcelo is already scared to pee, and Ramos is still feeling in his heart that Ander and Pepe have a fight and don't know who will win!As for Ronaldo, his focus is not on how awesome Leander is, but on his own wife hugging Rooney!It's a princess hug!The key point is that he hasn't heard of it yet, he just found out!

After the run, the host asked him if he was not tired. Ander raised his eyebrows, but did not give a clear answer.

The host asked again: "What's the difference between hugging Rooney and hugging a beautiful woman?"

Leander thought about it, and said very sincerely: "Although I have never hugged a beautiful woman, I think the difference should be in the weight. If all the beautiful friends are aiming at his tonnage, it is estimated that many men choose to be single... Suggestion Reasonable weight control is also for the sake of your body."

It's a football show!How did you transition to health issues?

If I went on, I would have to jump to the first question, but the host reluctantly stopped.

"This unprofessional test is here. I hope we can help the audience friends in front of the TV and help you understand Andel's ability."

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It helped a lot, the whole world knew he was a pervert!

[Before today, I have always supported the good-looking cp, and after watching this episode, I was shaken, this kind of beast can only be tolerated by Ronaldo, they are the same! ]

[Hahahahahahahaha, I don't want to say anything, I just want to ask for the shadow area in President Fatty's heart! ]

[It's all shadows, it's all black. ]

In fact, it is the Premier League players who are most stimulated, such as the Manchester United team. Giggs used to be the big brother, but now there is another one.

I always feel that if I make him unhappy, I will be photographed as a meatloaf.

He grew up eating tiger penis.

Others are so excited watching the show, but we feel cold in our hearts.

Smalling: Sure enough, I should apologize.

After the small test, it was shooting teaching. Originally, this should be a big climax, because the previous part was too exciting, and those who didn’t play football saw this part in a bit of a fog. What made them remember deeply was Ander’s fancy tossing Rooney. .

"Wrong! Come again!"

"Wrong again! Why are you so stupid?"

"Less strength, are you a pig?"

"Although it's called a spin, it's actually a drift. The ball doesn't spin before changing directions! What are you doing?"

"I've never seen anything more stupid, stop, stop! Go and stand by the side, and watch Ricky do it!"

Mr. Fat was fined to stand! !Because savvy is too poor!You can only stand by and watch others do it!Watch it before getting started!

The majority of fans and friends have no sympathy at all, they are all hahahaha.

[I can assure you, Mr. Fat is so obedient because he was frightened just now! ]

[Use your words... If you don't obey, you will be beaten into a meat sauce, right? ]

[If the former Fat Boss would have resisted in such a situation, he is no longer the independent, self-respecting and noble man, he has bowed his head to the evil forces! ]

[A filial son is born under the stick!It is absolutely frightening to be so obedient! ]

[Hahahahahahaha, watching Kaka went smoothly, although it was by accident, why is it so difficult to get to Boss Fat? ]

[It's very simple, for example, if you are a short-legged nurse, I tell you to run faster and swing it lightly, can you do it?Players have different talent directions and different ability points. You just can't see the steals or dribbling the ball, but you can feel the difference between them when doing difficult moves. ]

[Jazhi is the best at learning, and the Jie team is also good. Now I doubt that Mr. Fat can really succeed? ]

[Yes, definitely, don't underestimate Rolling's deterrent power! ]

It was indeed a success, the process was tragic enough, and the funniest thing is that after the episode was broadcast, Ronaldo updated his Facebook news.

aldo: Thanks to making mistakes so many times, I have learned.video

After seeing this news, the majority of netizens played the video half-believingly. It can be seen that it was filmed in the Real Madrid base with the help of teammates. It only took ten seconds. Ronaldo really succeeded!

Rooney almost burst into anger, and replied: Don't pretend!You have such a good relationship with Ander, you must have learned it a long time ago!

As soon as he sent it out, he was circled again.

ssi: Thanks, the movement is so difficult, and my success rate is still very low.video

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Before I was alive, I could see Ronaldo and Messi team up to play Rooney.

Feeling as if blind.

Another inexplicable feeling of coolness.

After having a good time, they spoke up for Rooney very generously!

[What kind of savvy is Boss Fat, you must learn it after reading it once, and making such amateurish and low-level mistakes is just to give us room to learn! ]

[I'm really touched, this is a role model for walking, this is a living Lei Feng! ]

[Although I didn't learn it, I was still moved! ]

[For everyone, Mr. Fat sacrificed too much! ]

sacrifice?No sacrifices!I think too much!

Why do you feel as if you are being ridiculed by the crowd when you are clearly speaking for him?

Rooney was heartbroken.

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After this program was aired, it was replayed countless times. What fans watched was excitement, and what stars watched was skills, each with its own emphasis.That is to say, on this day, Miaopai videos were released one after another, either because they had initially mastered the skills to show off, or they kept failing and Atriandel helped to watch.

There is a wave of climaxes all over the world, and the climax of learning this difficult shooting action.

Seeing them so positive, Leander always felt that something big was about to happen.

Just like brushing dungeons in the game, whenever there are small tricks that save trouble, it will lead to an upsurge of learning among the whole people.It’s okay if the operation is simple, but there are also those that save trouble but are very demanding on players and require particularly delicate operations. Once they fail, the sun and the moon will be dark...Although everyone feels rational, just in case you have fun What if they pretended to show off and pay tribute to him in the official game?Are these famous coaches from the five major leagues still lining up to denounce?

The headlines of the next round of the league will all be contracted by waves.

The top stars line up to cheat.

That picture is too beautiful to think about it.