Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Ferguson was still furious just now, but now he is laughing. In fact, not only him, but also the corners of Sunderland's coach Bruce, it's not obvious.At the beginning, the fans at the scene didn't know what happened. Thanks to the audience watching the live broadcast in front of the computer, they posted animations on the message boards, forums, Facebook..., high-definition moments.You saw Clattenburg warning the players, and then a white lump fell obliquely. At first he didn't react, and he was still yelling, yelling a few words——

Wacha!

There seems to be something in the mouth!

It doesn't taste right!

Oh my god it's bird shit!

……

A total of seven or eight seconds of moving pictures allowed the fans at the scene to clearly understand the whole process of the incident. After understanding, their anger was suddenly diluted, and all the stands were laughing, laughing uncontrollably .

"There is a whistle in the Premier League, his name is Clattenburg!"

"He eats shit! Eats shit! Eats shit! Eats shit!..."

It was still the rhythm of the West Stand, and then all the fans followed. At this moment, Old Trafford said: Eat shit!

The volume was so loud that fans who stayed outside and didn't come in heard it, and #拉拉拉拉格格危食鸡虫# became a hot topic every minute.The game was played at [-]:[-] pm local time in England. This was supposed to be the training time for the players. Some people like to secretly play with their phones!

Take Manchester City as an example. They are going to London to challenge Queens Park Rangers this round. This is a team that has been promoted from the British Championship. Compared with the blue moon, which has thick mats, it is far worse.The game is two and a half hours away, but the Manchester City players are not nervous at all.Even if the warm-up time is counted, they can enter the stadium 10 minutes earlier at most. During the time when they are sitting on the bus to the stadium, they can just watch the game next door.

"I heard that Clattenburg is enforcing the law! If I remember correctly, if he is involved, the Red Devils are unlucky!"

"Could it be that you want to rub the vigor next door?"

"If you want me to say that if you are sincere, you should arrange Liverpool here! Or Arsenal!"

Liverpool and Manchester United are the opponents of England's national derby. They can be called mortal enemies. Although Liverpool's state has been a bit sluggish in recent years, they might explode when they meet their rivals!Besides, no matter how bad Liverpool is, they are better than the Black Cats. This is not a team of the same level!

The Manchester City players joked while watching the live broadcast on their mobile phones. If they could still tell a few cold jokes when singing the team anthem, when the game started, there would only be hahahahahahaha.

"Is Wickham here to be funny? Run and run and get seriously injured!"

"Compared to this, Clattenburg is very brave!"

"Samba's foul has the same meaning as Cattermole? Can the Red Devils endure if one is sentenced and the other is not sentenced?"

"I can't bear it. If you really didn't see it, forget it. Clattenburg is obviously here to find trouble. He doesn't care if you are at home or not! Anyway, he has a thousand reasons, and he can't help it if he says he didn't see you. !"

"It's too much, it's really too much, but it looks pretty cool!"

"..."

They were making complaints about the referee, and they were secretly happy. After watching it for a few minutes, they felt that they could eat two more bowls today!

Then the plot went to Liandel's "offside". Manchester City felt that they couldn't bear it no matter what, and the Red Devils still didn't attack!

"Such a grandson today? Did Rooney lose his temper?"

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw an indirect free kick, Sunderland counterattacked, and was intercepted by the running Mustang, and the running Liandel cut it off.

This wave of offense is very exciting, there is no need to be black!

It can be seen that the supernova of Manchester United also has a temper, this is a counterattack!

at last!

The plot has come to a critical position——

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Hahahahahahahaha! Ouch, the phone screen is too small to see clearly, is that bird droppings?"

"My God! Clattenburg is going to be on fire! A fire all over the world! I'm so envious_(:3ゝ∠)_"

"Envy him eating shit at Old Trafford?"

"...You are so disgusting, do you still have dinner after playing football?"

"Hahahaha, I can't help it. I haven't encountered such a funny thing after playing professionally for so many years! It's already posted on Facebook!"

Balotelli is also naughty, he has already followed suit.

lli: #拉拉景格堡食食鸡头# Birds can't stand it anymore.

His news is a bit blunt, and there is obviously irony in it. If he is a Manchester United player or fan, forget it. He belongs to Manchester City. As a deadly enemy, why can't you understand the referee who messes up next door?Clattenburg worked as hard as he could so that the Red Devils could stumble on the milestone day.

[Bashen hurry up and prepare for the game, don't meddle in it! ]

[_Take this psychopath back quickly, don't let him jump around.Manchester United was eaten by black referees. It's none of our business? ]

[There should be more disputes and penalties!It's been a long time since I've seen Xiangge not pleasing to the eye!Give the Red Devils some strength, don't let him leave Old Trafford alive! ]

[Wave up, wave up!We have to watch 0:25 or 25:0, so it's a celebration! ]

Balotelli's side is not over yet, and Spain's side has started again, because the overall game there is a day later than the Premier League. Real Madrid will be at noon tomorrow, and Barcelona will be the day after tomorrow.Manchester United's game is definitely worth watching, but they won't use the training time to get together and watch the game together. Originally, Ronaldo planned to go back to watch the replay with Chris after the training, but he heard the scary laughter.

After finishing a training session, they can have a little rest time. Marcelo had read Ronaldo's Facebook news before and knew that today is Ferguson's big day. He casually checked the news website, originally to watch the media bragging, what to say Ferguson is so great and amazing, saying what amazing achievements Manchester United have achieved in the past 25 years... Unexpectedly, the real situation is not like this.

"Embarrassment: Clattenburg Suspected of Eating Bird Poop! "

"Fly Shit into Your Mouth!Clattenburg live eating Xiangxiang! "

"The Premier League referee accidentally ate bird feces and chewed it!" "

I feel like I went to the wrong studio. What about Ferguson's 25 years, media He Wen?

Clattenburg, the name sounds familiar!

Thanks to Marcelo's promotion, Real Madrid's first team burst into laughter. If you happen to follow all of them, you will find that the latest news on Facebook is like this.

lo: Hahahahahahaha!

Pepe: Hahahahahahaha!

S: Hahahahahahaha! !

Rao: =_=

zil: =_=

Luo Ye, as the top star of Manchester United, of course has an attitude at this time.

aldo: #拉拉景格堡企食鸡藏# Double-standard misjudgment, the referee is so bad that God can't stand it!

Every day he said that the live broadcast is so delicious, but he always has to pay it back when he comes out to hang out!

If you don't believe me, look up, who will the heavens spare!

Those on Tieba who say live broadcasts every day eat Xiang live cuts* are the ones who are really scared.

I was so scared that I knelt on the keyboard!No more bragging!

……

The Internet has exploded, and Old Trafford was about to fight. Because of this buffer, the fans are still hahahaha at the moment, and they haven't had time to think about how to deal with the referee.

The commentator didn't dare to be as capricious as the stars and netizens in the league next door, and brought up this topic after laughing.Only the two famous mouthpieces of Sky Sports actually discussed taste issues during the live broadcast, probably saying that they would not drink saliva and rush their tongues when encountering such emergencies, what's the matter with chewing?Is it really that delicious?

"Okay, after laughing, the game continued. We can see that Ferdinand didn't explain anymore. He was talking to his teammates next to him. Bendtner's condition is also fine. The area was a little red, but there was no broken skin. The team doctor went down after seeing it... Sunderland fans can rest assured that although Welbeck is injured, Bendtner is fine!"

"The free kick is taken by him himself. This is the second chance within 8 minutes. If you still can't grasp it..." I wanted to analyze a few more words, because Bendtner had already kicked, and the rest of the sentence would be cut off. "He kicked a beautiful curve ball! He crossed the wall and hung to the upper left corner of the goal. The position was very limited. De Gea's reaction was also very fast. He took off in an instant and successfully touched the ball, but only touched it with his fingertips. I realized that the flight trajectory was slightly changed but did not deviate, and the ball was still scored!"

"1:1! Sunderland tied the score in the away game. Their coach Bruce smiled and lost [-] times in a row. Today, I finally let my mentor see how much energy his team has!"

Explain, that's it, whoever scores the goal will brag!

On the other side of the message board, the fans ridiculed more: There is indeed a chance, under the recommendation of the faint whistle!

Sunderland took advantage of this free kick to equalize. The Red Devils fans must not accept it. They feel that this free kick should not have been taken. More fans are still calm, not only that, but also help to persuade.

People even ate Xiangxiang, so don't misjudge one?

For the cost of this goal is so high, please forgive him!

1:1 is not the point, and eating Xiang is not the point, I just hope this guy can learn a lesson, I feel a bit evil today, if I continue, maybe something big will happen!

Not Clattenburg if he learned his lesson!

Next, within 15 minutes, the referee gave the Red Devils two more yellow cards and free kicks. Unfortunately, free kicks are not penalties. For some players, they are a powerful tool for scoring points. The scoring rate is still limited, and Sunderland failed to overtake the score through these two opportunities. In the No. 207 minute of the first half, Clattenburg finally played a big one!

Before, he was only loose with the black cat, but tight with Manchester United. Probably because Sunderland was too disappointing and couldn't open the situation, forcing him to directly sacrifice a penalty.

The plot is like this. Chi Dongyuan, who replaced Welbeck, finally got a chance to show his face. He was parallel with Patrice Evra in the frontcourt. One wanted to protect the ball and the other wanted to steal the ball. He walked forward, pushed it near the top of the arc, snapped, Chi Dongyuan fell down, and then half of his body fell into the penalty area. Clattenburg rushed over decisively, and it was a red card to Evra, and at the same time he pointed to Penalty point.

If the two sides did not have that series of physical contact, Evra directly put Chi Dongyuan down, and the yellow or red card depends on the referee's mood, so there is nothing to say.

The problem this time is that Chi Dongyuan did not hold the ball. He and Evra pushed each other forward. This is not a matter of destroying the offensive opportunity at all. It is not a matter of yellow cards and red cards. question!

As for the penalty kick, he was too drunk.

The regulations say this: if a player of his own team commits a foul in his penalty area, a penalty kick should be awarded.

The key is that the foul action must be in the penalty area.

Fouled outside the penalty area and fell into the penalty area. The referee took a penalty kick. This is a misjudgment!

This time, even the slow-motion replay was not used. The [-] home fans were all blown up, and they were going to express condolences to the Clattenburg family, and Chi Dongyuan was also brought in.This is still the head referee of England's top league, and he misjudged every red point. Are you really afraid to explain it to Old Trafford?

The commentator also jumped up.

"Misjudgment! This is definitely a misjudgment! It can be clearly seen that the foul action was outside the penalty area. Even if you take care of Sunderland, you can only survive a free kick in the frontcourt. It is impossible to award a penalty kick!"

"Looking at the slow-motion replay carefully, Chi Dongyuan didn't manage to control the ball. From the time he received the ball to the top of the arc, he pushed and fought with Evra. Did the Manchester United defender hit someone so hard?" I don't comment on it, only the person involved knows about it, but even if there is, it shouldn't be given a red card!"

"Chi Dongyuan is very smart. Watching the replay, he took a step and fell half of his body into the penalty area. He felt that this position was not conducive to taking a penalty kick. He rolled half a circle as if my back was hurting, and completely entered the penalty area before the referee arrived. ...This is really exciting, more exciting than any previous foul or goal, and it can be ranked in the top ten dives!"

Richard Keith was still polite. He pointed out the fact of the misjudgment, but he didn't go too far. As a result, Andy Gray started to make fun of it.

The message boards and the Internet went crazy again, the fans temporarily forgot about the bird poo incident, and focused on this penalty!

[Although I have heard of Klatenshanger's name, this is the first time I have watched him law enforcement. ]

[This is paid for, right?Did Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester City and Chelsea raise funds! ]

[Hahahahahahaha, if it's that easy, my car won all 38 rounds and won the championship, and still need to kick? ]

[It is clearly here to avenge Newcastle! ]

[…Did he actually read the schedule?Newcastle will meet the Red Devils in two more rounds. How can it be okay if something like this happens at a critical moment? ]

I don't know if it's okay, anyway, Clattenburg is going to fight Manchester United to the end, Evra went up to him to argue, he pointed firmly at the player tunnel, I don't listen, I don't listen!Evra was so angry that he wanted to lift his collar, but was stopped by his elder brother Ferdinand who drove over. The French defender shook his head and went down.

I'm so pissed off, really pissed off!

Rooney wasn't in a good mood either. He was about to repeat the story about Ashley Cole, but Leander held him back. Papa Dragon seldom pulled his face down. His expression at this moment was very cold.

"Don't forget what day it is!"

"Evra has been sent off, you want to go too?"

……

He was usually soft and cute, but suddenly became like this. His teammates were scared. Rooney was also angry, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Then let's forget it? Isn't it a loss if you go on like this! Why don't you let me beat him to death|Dark !"

Leander chuckled lightly.

He squinted at Clattenburg.

"I don't even want face, I've eaten shit, so I just want a penalty!"

The game time is still very long!

Who can have the last laugh, you won't know until you finish watching it!

Even if it’s not yours, you can’t grab it. For example, this penalty kick, although Chi Dongyuan and Clattenburg fought so hard, it still didn’t score!De Gea played bravely. He slapped the ball away with a reaction speed beyond the limit. All Sunderland players rushed in and prepared to shoot. The first point was still grabbed by Manchester United. It was Rooney, who was holding his breath, Rooney roared With a sound, he slammed his big kick directly towards the opposite goal.

This is venting!

If he is not allowed to waver, the simmering fire will burn Clattenburg sooner or later!

However, no one expected, Rooney himself did not expect that such a random kick would score... Because there was a penalty kick here, the opponent's goalkeeper was also attracted, so he took a few steps forward, near the top of the arc, with both hands He looked at the situation over there with his hips on his hips. Originally, if the penalty kick was scored, there would be no danger of re-opening. He would have plenty of time to return to the goal line. Get it and kick it this way.

Sunderland goalkeeper Westwood didn't feel any better at first, and he didn't feel bad until the ball passed halftime.

Fuck!This arc is wrong!

Fuck!This is to enter?

Westwood retreated quickly, his eyes locked on the ball, his hands raised, ready to take off at the perfect time.As a result, the ball hit the ground and bounced directly into the goal. He was too panicked to catch it at all.

No matter how bad the referee is, he can't blow away this classic goal.

The Premier League once again had a cheating scene. Sunderland missed a penalty kick. Rooney vented with his feet and scored.

Rooney: _(:3ゝ∠)_

The mood is a bit complicated, it's hard to describe.

If it wasn't his own game, he would have thought it was a script!

I really didn't expect to score a goal at all, over!Complete!without!have!

Liandel gave Rooney a thumbs up, and the whole Manchester United team patted him on the shoulder and touched his head.

"That's the best way to vent your anger, Wayne did a great job!"

"The goal is so beautiful, definitely the best of the week!"

Rooney was still angry a second ago, but now he has switched to a state of dumbfounding, and the commentator is also applauding, no matter the goal or the development of the plot is very good, the referee should not easily ruin this milestone battle, the Red Devils will never admit defeat!

Don't try to humiliate us at Old Trafford!

Glory to Manchester United!

Glory to Manchester United!

The commentators are all joking: "De Gea has contributed a great deal to turning danger into a goal. It is precisely because of his magical save that Rooney was given the opportunity to make a big kick. We can see that Rooney himself did not. Thinking that this goal can be scored, 1% of it is accidental! The strength is really just right, and catching up with the Sunderland goalkeeper watching the excitement, he left his position. If he is lucky, the score of 2:2 has been rewritten inexplicably to 1 :[-], what an interesting development!"

What's so interesting!

The Sunderland fans are really embarrassed. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this penalty was cheated. There is no point in defending it.

[Did the Korean do it on purpose?He wants to be the star of today's game? ]

[I'm really pissed off, it's good to win or lose, but it's obvious that I want to lose the game and lose people! ]

[The referee problem is also very big, I almost thought that our club is so rich that he can buy him, but in the end he came to retaliate, to help the magpie to avenge...]

The Sunderland fans were getting bored to death. They just hoped that the game would end peacefully and nothing would happen again. It's no wonder that things happened so easily. This time the penalty plan failed. Five minutes later, Clattenburg made a comeback!

Same formula, same taste, same madness.

Because it is already 10v11, it is not appropriate to send people off. Clattenburg also seemed very kind, and only gave a yellow card and a penalty!Go ahead!Definitely should go in this time!

This game really sucks.

Up to now, there have been four yellows and one red. He has taken care of the Red Devils' midfield and backcourt.

This opportunity was won by the Koreans. Before he could not score the penalty, he felt that the ball luck was not good today, so he wanted Bendtner to come.Bendtner is not stupid. After this game, the whole of Britain, oh no, all of Europe will be bombed. It is better to pick it out at this time, and get involved to avoid accidental disasters.

Bendtner tactfully refused, so Chi Dongyuan once again stood in front of the penalty spot.

[Sure enough, Park Ji-sung is the only player in the Kimchi country who can do it, and the others are all of this virtue, it's disgusting to see! ]

[I think he has a bad face, and he still wants to score a goal! ]

……

Although there are similar remarks on the message boards, in fact, everyone is not so confident. This is a penalty!Penalty!

They couldn't even swear any more, they put their hands together and prayed, waiting for the result of this free throw.

Just said, when you are unlucky, you can't score no matter how you kick!

The quality of this free throw was also good, but De Gea saved the world and [-] fans in the audience. He blocked the ball again. Kick it off!

"al!"

"Leander! Leander scored again! His foot is of higher quality, even though Westwood was ready, he still couldn't save the ball, Manchester United 3:1, they opened the score in the most incredible way God knows this is Sunderland's chance!"

"No matter how you look at this game, it is a classic. The players have done a great job to present Sir Alex Ferguson with such a victory!"

Leander also pretended to be very surprised and innocent. He looked at the referee apologetically, and then said to his teammates: "I just vented like Wayne! I didn't expect it!"

Kaka smiled brightly.

"This is God's arrangement, no one can think of it."

Although so many unfair penalties have been encountered, why?They are cool over there!Clattenburg and Chi Dongyuan, who missed two penalties, were stunned. The blow was heavy!

[I thought this game would be played soon, I was still too naive. ]

[You are not the only one who is naive, after the score became 3:1, my expression is like this: =_=]

[Grandfather is dumbfounded, just now he was going to roll up his sleeves and go up to fight with Clattenburg, I didn't expect his two forwards to be so competitive! ]

[Well, ask me why I kneel and watch the game!I have also learned a lot! ]

[According to the development of this plot, I beg the referee to give the opposite five more penalties! ]

[How can five such penalties be enough?Give at least a dozen! ]

……

Of course I was joking. Generally speaking, penalties are accompanied by red and yellow cards. If Clattenburg is really ready to fight Manchester United, the Red Devils' main defense will all have cards after this game!

There are also people who are looking forward to seeing this development, such as Manchester United's opponent Swansea in the next round.

It's better to eat all the cards!

Let the substitutes come on in the next round, don't abuse us with the main force!