Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

This is the second time Liandel has come to Stamford Bridge. Before entering the venue, he updated a Facebook message. 33 Novel Network

Fan of love and justice_ld11: Before I set off, I asked Sir Alex Ferguson "If I score a goal in this game, can I take off my clothes and celebrate?" He replied-of course you can if you can score three goals.Suddenly there is a reason to wear a hat, Blues fans are sorry.

After the news was sent out, the fans were automatically divided into four groups:

It is one of those who watch the excitement and don't think it's too much to cause a murder.

The Chelsea fans who fought back head-on were the second.

Thinking that Leander is going to write the words of blessing in it and take off his clothes to celebrate the birthday of his idol Ronaldo is the third.

There is also Amelia standing, coincidentally, her birthday is also sandwiched between the No.20 25th and [-]th rounds of the Premier League, on February [-]th.

So you may not understand it enough. To be more intuitive, the No.20 round of the Premier League is on February [-]th, the next day is Ronaldo’s birthday, and the next five days are Amelia’s.Leander said that he would take off his clothes to celebrate, and the CP fans were very happy, thinking that the official would give out candy, knowing that the birthday of the rumored girlfriend was coming soon, they refused to agree.

[She was not present on such an important occasion as the Fifa Golden Globe Awards, saying that they are dating is obviously a hype, I don't believe it, I don't even believe it! ]

[Gun Gun belongs to Master Luo. As long as he is not married, I don't believe he has a girlfriend. ]

[Don't set the flag, why don't you mention marriage? ]

[Why can't you get married?Of course it's fine, as long as it's with Lord Luo. ]

[Betting fifty cents, the layer inside is to wish my male god a happy birthday! ]

[Luo Ye can't understand Chinese, it should be "happybirthday"...]

CP fans live in their own world, anyway, they don’t admit the existence of the rumored girlfriend, and these people didn’t cause trouble for Leander. When fighting under Facebook, they said that the husband and the girl couldn’t get along. , but his respect and admiration for Ronaldo, the whole world knows, what's wrong with the idol going to take off his clothes to celebrate his birthday?

Because the pinch was too jubilant, all his teammates saw it, Kaka didn’t have the nerve to ask, Rooney was more straightforward, he turned his head and smiled and said, “Except for exchanging jerseys after the game, you haven’t taken off your clothes on the field, have you?”

"Well, what?"

"I'd also like to know if you want to wish the robot a happy birthday or someone else."

Hearing them talking about this, Samba, who has always been honest and not exaggerated, also answered: "Is it really a girlfriend? Amelia!"

Ashley Young: "I also like her very much. The roles she played are all great. After watching it, I was very impressed."

The teammates didn't care about Ronaldo's birthday, they just wanted to know if Ander really fell in love with a big beauty.Speaking of which, there are many models for the wives of football stars, hostesses of sports programs, daughters of famous football players, or childhood sweethearts... There are not many singers, let alone Hollywood actresses.

To say that the most famous ones are probably Victoria and Shakira, if Leander can really get this vase, he is amazing enough.

Everyone was waiting for his answer, but I didn't seem to hear it. He walked along the passage, and he smiled when he saw the green grass on the stairs: "What do you think?"

……

……

Great answer, his teammates all showed "I understand" and "Totally understand" expressions.

Why do friends in the circle take off their clothes on their birthdays?

Enough support!

If you want to take it off, it's for your mother, your girlfriend, and your wife, obviously Amelia.

Rooney also said in a serious manner: "The robot sent me a message asking if there is time. We will have a gathering tomorrow. Will you go?"

Leander nodded: "I'll go as long as you go. Let's ask for leave together to avoid being dealt with. Anyway, the next game is on the 11th, so there is no delay. Sir Alex should be able to understand the great friendship between us."

It is easy to ask for leave. The situation of Manchester United is very good. The first round of the Champions League round of [-] is in the middle of the month, and there are still ten days left. What does it matter if you just go to Madrid?As long as you don't recruit prostitutes, don't mess around and don't cause scandals, gift giving is more troublesome than this.

Birthday presents are always on hand.

The Manchester United players waved to the stands, paying special attention to the stands in the stadium. They had to feel the turf and prepare to warm up. It was not too warm yet, so they had to move their bodies.Liandel responded to the enthusiasm of the fans, turned around and asked Kaka, "Is Ricky going too? What have you prepared?"

Rooney: ...

I haven't been free recently, how can I have the mood to prepare a gift for him?

That's what he thought in his heart, he couldn't say that, Rooney looked at Leander with distaste while jogging: "It's all because of the Sun's poll, Colleen opened the website and asked me who should she vote for? Can I let him choose you? In order to let my wife know that I am the best, I not only arranged a candlelight dinner, but also swiped a credit card with her, and even booked a summer itinerary in advance."

Leander smiled brightly.

"Koleen is still willing to give you this chance, so be happy. If I were her, I would have divorced you long ago." The man who couldn't control the third leg.

Hearing this, Rooney almost didn't spit out.

Damn it! ! ! ! !

"I will marry a woman like you?"

Leander: "You are the woman→_→"

The plot of this brain supplement is so amazing that Rooney almost threw up. The one who is most afraid of death is Ashley Young, who is also a local player: "I think Ander's women's clothing is much more charming than Sister Colleen, so he was nominated for the most popular. Otaku's favorite girl, because women's clothing is so amazing, there are body pillows on the market..."

He was originally complaining, but then he realized that everyone was looking at him wrongly.

"I saw it by accident!"

"I like beautiful women with big breasts!"

Is it the kind of childlike giant breasts in Japanese anime?Liandel obviously didn't use prostheses, and his women's clothes were also flat-chested, so it was not easy to compete with the virtual character for rankings.

"You said that the leaderboard is real? Is it authoritative?"

"Of course it's true, I can still lie to you, except for Ander, all the selected characters are virtual characters xd."

Leander: Thank you so much! ! !

The commentator found that their expressions were too rich, especially Rooney. He vomited twice in the blink of an eye. Richard Keith was a little worried: "Rooney's situation doesn't look good. Is it too much for Sir Ferguson to put him in the starting list?" Adventure?"

"It will never be more risky than the four-three-three in the 22nd round. As the most experienced coach in the Premier League, Ferguson always has his own ideas. How can we see through them?"

It makes sense to say that, Richard Keith happily talked about the current situation in the Premier League.

"Manchester City lost 0:1 away to Everton in the last round, and their gap from the top of the list was widened to [-] points. Compared with Manchester United's opponent Chelsea in this round, they played against Swansea in the last round. Ping, currently ranked fourth in the standings, only one point ahead of Arsenal."

"The Gunners are not in a good state. After a 22:4 draw with Manchester United in the 4nd round, they drew with Bolton in the 23rd round. It was a good opportunity to surpass Chelsea. It is a pity that they did not get three points from the deputy squad leader."

"Speaking of excitement, after killing Newcastle 5:3 in the last round, Blackburn has won three consecutive victories. The fans are very happy with the changes in the second half of the season. They will thank the boss for buying the team through the message board every game. Thanks to his large investment, banners are also drawn in both home and away games. Blackburn is considered one of the best teams at present. The core midfielder James Rodriguez has climbed to the second place in the assist list, and there are still more than a dozen rounds to come If he maintains this momentum, he has a good chance of overtaking Kaka."

Mentioning the Blackburn fans couldn't help but shake their heads. They were really too turbulent. They either scored consecutive goals or conceded consecutive goals. That posture was like a water pipe bursting, and it couldn't be blocked.Ter Stegen didn't let his predecessors steal the limelight. His buttery hands are as wonderful as his spiritual saves. When he is strong, he can save any magical shots, and he will send them into the goal by himself.

The media praised and criticized their style, and they were not uniform. Some people admired this open-minded and offensive posture. This kind of game is exciting and exciting. Some people think it is more important to ensure that they win the game.

Zhang Er is not worried. With this posture, many young players in the team will become gods within two seasons.For example, Hummels, who can also score goals in the defensive line, Rodriguez will not talk about it, he is simply the king of cakes... If you want to recover the cost, it is too easy. After two seasons, opening positions and selling people will be easy Can.

He really didn't put pressure on the players at all, and asked everyone to go all out to play. After the game, he named those performers who were particularly relaxed.

Because the boss is leading the wave, they don't panic when they fall behind, isn't it just 0:2, why worry about catching up in minutes?

Players who were not calm at first were forced to become big-hearted. Looking at the entire football world, there is no second home.

In the No. 20 round of the Premier League, Manchester United's opponent is the blue team Chelsea, which is not easy to dismiss; Blackburn is similar, they are going to challenge Arsenal in an away game, the boss is very dissatisfied with Evans' forced lore in the 22nd round, my god I stumbled on Arsenal, no, I have to get it back!

The boss has let go, as long as they can win this game, treat them to a big meal after the game; if they win by more than three goals, they will be given a red envelope for the New Year according to Chinese customs; if they win by more than five goals, each of the first team will be given one Land Rover Aurora, isn't Ander talking about endorsement with Land Rover? Although it's not very expensive, it's also very happy to get it for nothing. Moreover, because there are many young players in the team, Land Rover Aurora is already very good.

The meaning is already very clear, it is still the first month, and within the fifteenth day, you can give out red envelopes for New Year greetings every day. If you win, it will be New Year greetings. The more you win, the bigger the red envelopes. If you lose, hehehe.

Because the boss is Chinese, the players are used to knowing what is going on in China. It's time to pay New Year's greetings, to light candles, and to send blessings.Because searching every day is very troublesome, the witty Blackburn team followed Liander.

There were no games on New Year’s Eve and the first day of the first month of the first month. The New Year is thanks anyway, and the boss’s red envelopes have not yet been distributed. People have said that it depends on Arsenal’s game. If they lose, they get nothing. Ten pounds, win to get something good.

The players are very motivated. On the way to the Emirates Stadium, they are all patting Ronaldo on the shoulder and asking him to cheer.

"Our Land Rover is up to you, James."

"Give me a few more assists, I'm in the best shape today."

"I scored two against the group yesterday, give me give me!"

……

Thiago Silva is so tired, he wants to remind these idiots that it doesn't matter who scores, whether they play or not, it's the same.In the eyes of the boss, they are a team, everyone is happy to win, no matter how good your performance is, it doesn't do any good if you lose.

Forget it, let's not talk about it, they have already taken "Give me James" as a mantra, and they have to yell twice even in team training.

Blackburn's away game against Arsenal was played at the same time as Stamford Bridge. Both games attracted a considerable number of fans. Manchester United and Blackburn are the two most open teams in the Premier League, at least for now , the game must be good-looking.

Professor Wenger is under a lot of pressure.

To be honest, he is very afraid of the current Blackburn. The players have good mentality, are very hardworking, and are very aggressive. Their posture is like a Tibetan mastiff rushing forward. The key is that they are not chaotic. The idea is very clear, not to mention Arsenal, even with a lineup like Manchester United, I dare not say that I can win against them, it is [-]-[-], either you blow him up, or you get blown up, don’t accept it Tie.

Compared with Wenger, Chelsea coach Villas-Boas is not much better. When he landed at Stamford Bridge, he said that I came for the quadruple. Very dissatisfied with him.

Boas is called Madman II, but he is not as good as Mourinho. Even those who are dissatisfied with the madman's style must admit this, although they are all Portuguese and became famous very early.

What to say?

The Portuguese young marshal had a hard time. After he came to Stamford Bridge, he hoped to establish his prestige, so he attacked Lampard. The 33-year-old veteran was squeezed to the bench, and Villas-Boas promoted a newcomer to replace him. But this man is far from a magic lamp.

Villas-Boas had great success with Porto last season, they won the Europa League, Falcao and Hulk combined for 74 goals, which is remarkable.His approach didn't work in Chelsea. He touted the combination of Drogbag and Torres and only scored about ten goals so far, failing to replicate the myth in Porto.

The coach has a low EQ and has offended too many locker room bosses. Among other things, the England gang is very dissatisfied with him, and Boas has a tough temper. He reprimanded players in interviews and attracted many followers.For a long period of time, the London team used to ridicule Chelsea, saying that although it is a team in the same region, the atmosphere is too different. The Chelsea dressing room is very chaotic. wait.

Originally, the contradiction was that Boas was too iron-blooded, but he was not capable enough. When he was in Porto, everyone was willing to obey him, but Chelsea is not Porto. Anyone in the dressing room here is a boss. How can you use the same method?

Your reputation is not as good as the players, and your qualifications are not as good as them. The core of Chelsea is all local players, such as Lampard, Terry, Ashley Cole... What can you do to them?The media can tear you apart if you really do anything.

According to the media, Terry and Boas had conflicts, but Terry himself refused to admit it. He said that we have no problems, so let’s not talk about it. Lampard and Boas have turned their heads.The magic lamp wanted to talk to Boas because he was dissatisfied with the treatment he received, but the coach refused to see him, and then the relationship between the two became very bad. The whole world knew that Boas had pissed off the Chelsea vice-captain. His performance in leading the team is not very good, he only ranks fourth in the standings, and this position is precarious. Can this satisfy Abramovich?

Russian oligarchs are the kind of people who can tell the coach to leave without winning the championship. You are ranked fourth in the league, and Dortmund was drawn in the last [-] of the Champions League. Fuck it.

The last round of draws with Swansea was already two consecutive draws. Many people reminded him that he must fight with his back against Manchester United.

If the Red Devils lose, no one would dare to do anything to Ferguson. You are different. The boss will say goodbye to you every minute.

Who is Abu?He even fired the current England coach Carlo Ancelotti, and he just told people to get out on the bus. He has fired too many coaches in the past few years after taking over Chelsea. The boss has no patience for investing so much money. To see results, to win the championship.In addition, when you came here, you talked all kinds of big things. You said you wanted to win the quadruple championship, but now you are fourth in the league. No wonder the boss is satisfied.

As the media speculates, Abramovich has already held a meeting with his right-hand man. He does not accept a three-game tie, let alone a loss. If this game cannot be won, let Roberto Dima Special Olympics is temporarily acting as the coach, let Boas leave.

Now it is not a question of not being able to win. The key is that Villas-Boas made the Chelsea dressing room chaotic, and two groups of people were fighting in the ring.The people he supports all admire the coach, because they can get enough opportunities, they have publicly expressed their power to support Boas more than once, saying that he is very capable and he is doing the right thing, and the predicament is only temporary and will soon be resolved. Come out... There are a lot of support, and even more opposition. It is impossible for you to offend local players in the Premier League. The media will not support you. .

He invested the big Euros, he hopes to achieve good results, hopes to become God in the hearts of the fans, and does not want to hear any unsatisfactory words.

Chelsea coach is notoriously difficult, even more difficult than Real Madrid, Lafayette will at least give you some more time, Abramovich will not.

In the 24th round of the Premier League, Chelsea is the home game. Villas-Boas can win but not lose. The whole world knows that you will be under a lot of pressure when you have this kind of indicator against Manchester United, and your performance may not be as good as usual.

It's so hard to win.

Players on both sides are warming up. Because he is young, Boas personally came out to lead the players and give them final guidance. In contrast, Manchester United is very relaxed. The players don’t know what they are talking about. They stretch and laugh. It feels like a friendly match or a group confrontation.

What are you talking about?

Fans want to know, but they can't think of it.

Rooney said that he can just find some luxury jewelry store and buy some bags, but Kaka said that he should show his heart, and Leander felt bad.

Mind?

To make Ronaldo feel his heart, Leander may only be able to give two things.

The first is the check.

If someone can give a red envelope willingly for his birthday, let alone fill in a check, even if it is fifty or one hundred pounds, it is probably true love.

The second is to send yourself.

Having known each other for such a long time, Leander also understands how dirty Ronaldo is.

……

He originally thought that it would be enough to write a happy birthday and take off his clothes to celebrate. At most, he could show a little heart in the shooting action. Listening to Kaka and Rooney's discussion, he felt that it seemed too casual.

Rooney was still saying that it would be most reliable to get a big beauty to send him to bed, and it would definitely suit him.

Leander narrowed his eyes.

How dare you say it, fat man, I will let you shoot until you collapse, and then the arhat will press you out! ! !

It's fine for me to mess around outside, but I still want to spoil others.

It's fine to change to someone else, but it's Ronaldo.

Just kidding, he was missed by Leander, and Andre was ready to "respect" him, strive to score only three goals, give all the opportunities to Fatty, and let Chelsea players take care of Fatty.

At this moment, Rooney didn't know that he had gotten into trouble, and he was still talking.

The game started in such an atmosphere. The Chelsea players looked serious. They were ready to fight today. They had to win at home. The referee blew the whistle and they launched an attack. The momentum was very strong, but their main force was missing a large number of injuries. Terry, Ashley Cole, Lampard, Drogba, Ramires all missed, Sturridge was dribbling, and Ashley Young fucked him head-on, after Young made a steal from the back Not greedy for merit, he immediately distributed the ball to Leander, and the dragon father rushed tens of meters to the goal.

Petr Cech was ready to make a save, he passed the ball back with his heel, and hurriedly stuffed it to Rooney.

Although Fat Boss is sloppy, he is still reliable at the critical moment. The pass is very sudden, but because he is used to cooperating with Liandel, he catches it very smoothly, and sends the ball into the net pocket before Cech can react.

I really didn't expect him to give up such a good shooting opportunity to assist Rooney, Cech shook his head.

From Ashley Young stealing the ball to Rooney scoring, it took less than ten seconds before and after, plus the kick-off time before, the total was only ten seconds. This goal came too fast.Abramovich in the stands made a black face, his intuition was not good, and Sky Sports has already roared.

"ooooal!"

"Ashley Young's clean tackle, Leander brought the ball to the goal and assisted Rooney. The cooperation was wonderful! Manchester United opened the scoring in the away game and led 1:0. This game was already very difficult for Chelsea, who lost their troops. , and now the situation is even worse."

Andy Gray also wanted to say that Manchester United will definitely not let them go, and they will definitely take advantage of the victory to pursue them. The live broadcast showed a scene where Rooney wanted to rush up to hug Leander, but failed, and was thrown onto the turf by his good friend , Leander also gestured to Ashley Young, come on, come on... The whole Manchester United team piled up like this, almost pushing Rooney out of Xiang.

The discovery of Leander's descendants is actually not so pleasant.

why?

Because he is the second to last, it's enough!

Boss Fat is still too true, kind and beautiful. He didn't see Liandel greeting his teammates, so he thanked him for giving up such a good opportunity.

"Andre, you are so kind to me!"

"We're really best friends!"

……

He didn't feel much pleasure at first, but upon hearing this, Father Julong wanted to flip the table.

This idiot!

What a fool!