Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

If you are interested, you will find that the encyclopedia entry has been changed after the game. The previous description was "Bomber in front of goal, stable and efficient super striker, won the Premier League Golden Boot in the first season as a professional player, etc. Etc", now becomes "British footballer, England national team member, spiritual goalkeeper"...

The word goalkeeper is tailor-made for Liandel.

After enough trouble, Liandel read through the received text messages. People like Ramos and Marcelo came over here. At most, Liandel said that you are too much and even hid it. Come to Real Madrid Let's play football together!He didn't come to remember to answer, so he called Mendez back first.

[It's also good to change careers to play goalkeeper, think about it? ]

——xd

[After watching this game, I think the fans’ suggestions are very reasonable. You have a better future in goalkeeping. Forwards are prone to black feet, and goalkeepers have a long career. ]

——xd

[speak English! ! ]

——Let me help you persuade the robot to change careers, or help you cultivate their kiwi fruit.

Although he knows that Liandel is a forward thinking, Mendes has not given up: [How about the goal forward?I think this positioning is very suitable for you! ]

- Ferguson said he still wants to coach for two more years.

[Mr. Florentino is very sincere. After watching you play on the spot, he asked me to meet several times. He can give you the world's first net worth, the world's first signing fee, the world's first bonus, and robots The same annual salary... not tempted? ]

——I'm very excited, but forget it, I don't want to leave Manchester for the time being.

Mendes was just joking. In fact, every time Lafayette came to him, he refused. He refused very decisively. It was useless to find an agent for this matter. possible!

I was not confident enough about Ander's ability before, but now I can say that I am completely relieved. Mendes does not reject the transfer, but he will not cooperate with any party. If you want to buy someone, please find Ferguson.

Ferguson has no intention of selling out at all! !

[-] million is the sincere price?

Thanks to him being able to drive it!

The liquidated damages of Leander's contract have been exposed by the British media. They said that it is one billion euros like Ronaldo. If you want to buy out the contract and take people away by force, as long as you can afford the money!

Huh, billion?

Why not take [-] million people away!

Even [-] million was ridiculed. The Spanish media represented by "Mundo Deportivo" was very unhappy. Messi's liquidated damages are not yet [-] euros. It is understandable that you want to speculate on players. Too much.

Even a fool like Abramovich cannot pay.

The idiot they said was indeed not prepared to pay the money, but the hero of Blackburn spoke up. He asked Ferguson and Mendes through the media, asking whether the former was joking or really selling it?Ask the latter if Liandel wants to transfer?

The news was spread through the "Guardian", one of the three major newspapers in the UK, and the fans were crazy at the time.

Who is the owner of Blackburn?Do you dare to report your name?

Three hundred million is also required!

This is simply a peerless idiot that surpasses Abu!

Have you forgotten?Liandel went out from Blackburn. Last summer, Indian Asan only sold 3000 million.

Sell ​​3000 million and buy back [-] million after a year. Isn't this a peerless idiot?

_(:3ゝ∠)_

Violent fans also burst into tears.

trench!With this money, let's dismantle Barcelona's main lineup!

How about Messi, Xavi and Iniesta?Busquets can too!

How many top players can be packaged with 3000 million pounds? You are joking, let's pretend we didn't see it, so don't be real!Although Leandre is awesome, isn't it a fool to sell [-] million yuan and buy it back for [-] million yuan?It's only been a year.

The Blackburn fans were patiently advising him that other fans were "making friends!" Ferguson felt like he had shot his foot with a stone, because it was too painful, so he pretended not to see it and didn't reply.

As a famous marshal, if everyone answers all questions, then I am not qualified.

Thinking of this, he finally comforted himself.

Zhang Er was just bluffing, he didn't have [-] million, and he was going to have the cheek to find his mother after getting the affirmative answer from the lord...but the lord ignored him coldly.

Although Liandel always made Ferguson almost have a heart attack, without Liandel, the onset would have been faster, and his existence has alleviated many problems.

De Gea is still reliable, and the fans didn't really want Liandel to replace him, but the game was too noisy, but wasn't De Gea sent off with a red card?Get a one game ban!Do you want Ander to do it again?

There are three goalkeepers in Manchester United's first team, one red card and two injuries. It just so happens that Ander will play again.

Lord Sir: ...

This is indeed a problem, but fortunately the next game is in March, almost 20 days later, Lindegaard just sprained his ankle, and it should be fine by then, not a big problem.

The first round of the UEFA Champions League round of 5 has four games over. Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​Manchester City and Chelsea have to wait until the middle of next week. This week is gone. Currently, Ajax, Inter Milan and Manchester United have the upper hand. Among them, Manchester United is 2 away away. :[-], the advantage is huge, the English media is already celebrating in advance, celebrating Manchester United's reaching the quarterfinals!

Last year, I lost the runner-up to Barcelona in the final, so I must work hard this year!

Among the four games that have ended, Bayern is more surprising. Bayern is not particularly strong this season. Before the winter transfer, they were overwhelmed by Dortmund. Benfica, fortunately, is the first round and an away game, the probability of promotion is still very high, just need to seize the time to adjust the state.

When the whole network was bragging, Leander and Ronaldo had a phone call. After caring about each other, he said that he hadn't seen Kiwi for a long time and wanted to have a word with him.

Ronaldo hugged his son who was rolling around next to him, turned on the speakerphone and told him that this is where the tragedy started——

"Chris, Chris, are you listening?≧e≦"

……

The little kiwi, who was rolling around and having fun by himself, widened his eyes when he heard the sound, he grabbed his father's collar and rubbed it, turned his head and looked left and right: "Ah!"

Uncle Sun, where is he?

"father!"

C Luo knew that Er Zai was asking about someone he wanted, so he pretended not to know and joked with a smile: "Our son already knows to call you Dad."

Leander ignored him directly, and then spoke to Kiwi: "Hello, Chris, we haven't seen each other for a long time, but I miss you! Can you hear me? Say yes!"

"father!"

"Baby is so good, can I teach you how to keep the goal next time? Jorge said that being a goalkeeper has a bright future!"

……

……

Leander wanted to say a few more words, but the speakerphone was cut off, and he heard the unbelievable voice of his dear: "Are you joking?!"

Unbelievable but fascinating nonetheless.

Dalong's father didn't feel that he said something outrageous at all, he was still laughing, Ronaldo's three views were ruined, he was going to go to Jorge to settle the score, what kind of idea did he instill?Dad is such an excellent shooter!Golden boot winner!His second father is also a super striker!How can a son be a goalkeeper?

Why can't you be a goalkeeper?

Pele's son is the goalkeeper!

Leander smiled and said: "His dad is the best shooter, and if he wants to surpass his dad, he must save the best shot :-D, isn't the goalkeeper bad?"

"..." That's true, but wouldn't it be better for the son to inherit his father's career? Cristiano Ronaldo wanted to twist Liandel's thoughts, but he heard him say, "Jorge asked me to change my career as a goalkeeper, and Ferguson also said that he could consider it. Isn't it true that goalkeepers have more prospects than strikers? Are they cheating me?"

"..." No no no!If you dare to say that, you will definitely be beaten to death!No one is more noble than anyone else on the field, but compared to strikers, excellent goalkeepers are even rarer. There are too many strikers these days.

Ronaldo was still thinking about how to speak, when he heard Leander's deep laughter.

"I lied to you!"

"Sergeant Ferguson wouldn't let me keep the goal. He said that if there is another game like this, he will retire early."

That's right! Ronaldo was moved to tears!Leander made another patch: "It's Jorge, he sent me a lot of text messages asking me to change my career. ≧e≦"

Okay honey, I'm going to hang up first, I want to talk to Jorge about life.

Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back, what if there is a door god's son who is crooked at home?

Of course Chris wants to inherit his father's business!

With such a great father, with an education of 11>2, he will definitely become the greatest shooter in football history!Most definitely!

Liandel just quietly listened to his brainwashing, and heard him say how great the striker is, how great, how important, how great, and when he finished talking, he nodded and said: "I think so too, so I refused, and I promised Hao Erge helped him make up for this regret by developing Chris into a great goalkeeper!"

"Okay, don't worry about it, I will reject him!"

Chris won't be the goddamn goalkeeper, he'll be like his dad 〒▽〒

However, Jorge never mentioned Chris. It was proposed by Ander unilaterally. He spoiled the dinner with my dear... Ronaldo used his laptop to search for the advantages, benefits and importance of forwards. After talking for a long time, the agent, who was in a hurry to change clothes and date, tried to interrupt him several times but failed. They were all taken over, and after Ronaldo had explained all the points clearly, he asked him: "I think Chris should inherit his father's career and become a great shooter. What do you think?"

……

……

I thought so too!My day! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

What's the point of talking for a long time?

Jorge was heavily cheated by Leander, and Ronaldo has a sense of crisis, and he really can't let Chris develop freely. What if it grows crooked?The stupid dad is going to give him a brainwashing education, taking him to watch the goal highlights every night!

He seems to have forgotten that there are also goalkeepers in the goal collection, although it is a background board.

Chris actually didn’t understand what was being said on the phone. He was only one and a half years old. It’s too much for you to ask him to understand the difference between each position. Guarantee.

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I'm going to be a great shooter like my dad!

2012/2/15

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos

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Because the content was ghost-written, he was worried that his son would not admit it when he grew up, so he coaxed Chris to put his handprint on it.

Leander had no idea what impact he had brought. He read the media's analysis of the Champions League and the Premier League situation, and was ready to participate in the next round. The No. 20 Premier League round six Manchester United will go to an away game against Norwich. Ranked eighth in the standings, this game is not difficult.

As Sir Alex Ferguson predicted before the game, even if the Red Devils wanted to stay strong for the Champions League, they still won the game, a small 2:1 victory. We all know that Ferguson’s plan is to win the league, but of course not everyone is like this Think, someone said: Let Ander go to the goal and you won't lose the ball!

Dragon Dad: _(:3ゝ∠)_

Stop talking about gatekeepers.

It has been ten days since No.15 and now No. 26. Ronaldo brainwashes him every night, telling him the deeds of football legends every day, telling him that strikers are easier to win awards, easier to be praised and better to make money. Almost heard cocoon.

Liandel pretended not to see the bloody book of thousands of people, and calmly counseled on the front line. At this time, the remaining four games of the first round of the Champions League round of 3 were also over. Real Madrid defeated Shakhtar Donetsk 0-[-] away. Rome scored twice, and he could have taken the cap. The climate difference between Madrid and Ukraine is too large, and he is still a little uncomfortable.

Real Madrid's game is still normal. The Hornet Dortmund sits at the Westfalenstadion to meet the challenge of the Blue Lions. Although Dortmund sold people in the winter, the Devil's home court is not built. They won the game 3:2.The match between Manchester City and Barcelona was really exciting. Leander originally encouraged Fatty to watch it together, but he was informed and refused to leave, but he was caught by Sir Alex Ferguson.

Because they are in the same city and ready to join in the fun?

Do you want to go to Manchester City's home stadium?

Not afraid of being beaten to death?

If you are not afraid, you are not allowed to go. I still want to live for two more days.

I heard that my family is planning to go next door to join in the fun and Ferguson is about to have a heart attack.

It's a pity that Liandel failed to meet the Blackburn fans. Messi came under pressure in this game. He had forgotten the fear after 12:0, but he remembered it when he saw the banners drawn from the stands.

Blackburn fans are on the side of Manchester United, so let Messi not persuade another 12:0, we will ignore the past if we do Manchester City... Violence is already so magnanimous Messi was scared to tears, I don’t know if it is a fan His performance in this game is still very good, although in the end this kick didn’t feel very good and he scored twice. This is not the most important thing. In order to let Messi get rid of the fear of being dominated by 12:0, Barcelona teammates, They worked hard, they played an away game at Manchester City Stadium 6:1... It seems that they forgot that today is also an away game.

Although it was 6:1, which was a lot worse than 12:0, the Barcelona players were blocked again, and they almost failed to get out of the Manchester area. It was the Red Devils fans who were relieved to see the loss next door and went to save them.