Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Everyone who followed the game thought that Liandel was going to keep the goal, because Ferguson said that he played a position that everyone would be happy to see. After the starting lineup was announced, the commentary did not understand.

"Manchester United played in a 4-5-1 formation and Ferguson put Liandel in midfield next to Kaka, which was surprising."

While speaking, they posted the lineup:

Goalkeeper: De Gea

Defense: Samba, Ferdinand, Vidic, Rafael

Midfielders: Giggs, Nani, Leander, Kaka, Ashley Young

Striker: Rooney

According to this lineup, Liandel retreated from his accustomed position and became the true core of the midfield.He also played well in this position, but it was not what the fans expected. Liandel created a style of play called a mad dog midfielder. He has no clear thinking. I will force whoever gets the ball, forcing you to make mistakes in a hurry.

This model is difficult to popularize. To achieve his level requires extraordinary physical fitness, which is far beyond ordinary people in all aspects.

After the lineup was announced, the message boards exploded.

[Leanderel is not a goalkeeper?Are he and Ferguson acting?To confuse your opponent? ]

[unacceptable!This is cheating feelings!I just want to watch Barcelona being abused by dogs. Every day they say they are the only ones who play football with their brains. No matter how smart they are, they can’t pass the complex of Banks and Higuita. I watched Leander’s half-hour limit when Manchester United challenged AC Milan away. Save, I think he can kill Barcelona in such a state! ]

[Upstairs you are too excited, the formation is arranged by Ferguson, he will never let the fans down. ]

[That's right, the Sir Alex we can think of can't think of it?Don't forget Leander's traits: he never lies, if he says he wants to get a clean sheet from Messi, he will definitely do it! ]

That's right, although Ferguson often brags, he always likes to drive players with confidence, and he will also brag to intimidate the opponent. You can just listen to what he says, the key is Leander.

Leander said he wanted to transfer, so he transferred; he said that Blackburn would come to a new boss, so he came; he said that the goal of this season is seven crowns, and now he has won one... Of all the people I know, Lean Del is the most honest.

Fortunately, Sir Alex has already entered the rhythm of the game, let him see these posted on the message board, hehehe.

What does it mean not to believe that Ferguson can do it?Trust Leander!

That shit! ! !

When the fans were discussing, the superstars of Real Madrid were also chatting. Cassie wanted to watch Liandel make a save, but suddenly found that he was not a goalkeeper at all, but a midfielder, and he was cheated.He turned his head and asked Ramos next to him, he got the ticket back, and he applied for the special plane, and it was his idea that he was locked out just now and couldn't get in. According to normal logical reasoning, he should know best situation one.

"You don't have a good relationship with him? Why is the news false?"

Ramos: I didn't ask Ander for news at all, I just encouraged him to beat Messi (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Of course, I can’t say this directly. It seems that friendship is a disguise. Ramos thought for a while and said to Cassie with a straight face: “Don’t worry, Ferguson only brought a goalkeeper to the expedition, and he should be planning to use Liandel as a substitute. De Gea has a chance."

What he said was that goalkeeping is a high-risk profession. Wouldn't he have a chance when De Gea gets a red card or hits his head?It is not acceptable to directly let De Gea be on the bench and put Liandel in front of the goal. This is hitting the No. [-] goalkeeper in the face!

Marcelo smiled like two hundred and five, still nodding: "It should be agreed, if everything goes well, we will finish the game in a smooth manner, if the away game is passive, De Gea will hit the post before the end of the first half , Ander is going to fight Barcelona if he hits his head and bleeds."

Can't stand it! ! ! Ronaldo wanted to correct the thinking of these idiots, but Pepe opened his mouth first.

"I also think it makes sense. How can the No. [-] goalkeeper sit on the bench if he is not sick or injured? Ferguson should have already made an agreement with De Gea."

Seeing that Coentrao was about to keep up, Ronaldo finally couldn't hold back and interrupted them.

"As far as I know, there should be no such design."

In one sentence from Ronaldo, all Real Madrid said: "What did you say? Ferguson really colluded with Liandel to deceive people?"

Damn!

This is too much!

Simply not human!

Ramos squinted his eyes: "I know you didn't say it earlier!!! Waiting for a long time for nothing!!!"

→_→

It's you who is on guard, who knows if you will have a secret relationship with Pique.

There are too many people from the Spanish national team in Barcelona and Real Madrid. If you talk too much, it will destroy Ferguson's design.

Ronaldo will not make such a mistake.

Anyway, now that the list has been announced, he explained slowly, "After the lottery results came out, on about the third day, Leander called me and asked me what number Messi was, so I just asked casually. He told me that Sir Alex had arranged a special mission."

"Isn't it just a midfielder? How special can it be?"

"Could it be that there are still changes after the start of the game? Is this formation a lie?"

C Luo showed a confident smile: "Don't worry, you will know it after reading it."

It seems to kill him!

What's the deal?

During this period of time, the camera was pointed at them several times, and the commentators from all walks of life were shaking their heads wondering why Real Madrid went crazy. They won by a big margin to watch the excitement. Would they be beaten to death if they were so cheap?

"It's a surprise that Mourinho agreed to them to come."

"I thought it was a joke before, but I didn't expect them to come to the game. It should have been planned in advance. Tickets for this game are very difficult to buy, and those who can enter the stadium are the lucky ones."

"That's right. According to statistics, there are 10,000+ British people who have come to Catalonia in the last three days. In addition, there are tens of thousands of fans from all over the world. Do they regard this as a The decisive battle of life and death will be much easier after passing this hurdle. Manchester United fans look forward to victory too much. They made great efforts to reach the Champions League final last year, but they fell in front of Barcelona."

The commentary described it right. This is the most important game in recent times. It is not only related to the semi-finals, but also the revenge battle of the Red Devils.

They fell at home last year and lost the championship at home. Even if they win this game, it is the best revenge, and the second round will be easier.

There were only a few thousand Red Devils fans entering the stadium, and an unknown number of people gathered in the city of Barcelona. Some people were waiting outside the Nou Camp Stadium, and some gathered in the square to watch the live broadcast on the big screen.

Because I heard that Real Madrid's first team is also here, their fans gathered urgently, for fear that those funny people would be killed.

Real Madrid fans came more than Manchester United. After all, it is easy to gather in their own country. They blocked the road leading to Barcelona. I don’t know how many people drove from the surrounding area to the downtown area of ​​Barcelona.

The commentator is also worried. I feel that this game has the same taste as when Manchester United was a guest in Milan. At that time, the Rossoneri and the Red Devils got along fairly well.

"There are too many three-party fans in Barcelona city, I hope they can be more rational."

The fans who heard the commentary hehehe.

You let those beasts on the field be more rational.

Liandel had a chat with Messi after warming up. He didn't know what he was talking about, but Messi stretched out his hand, and they shook hands. Both of them were laughing, full of fighting spirit and provocative smiles.

After talking to Messi, he greeted Pique again. Thanks to the All-Stars, they also knew each other.

They laughed as if they had won a lottery, and chatted for a while, but Liandel was dragged away by the fat man. At this time, the fans couldn't hold back anymore.

What about lip experts?

Please translate and explain, what are they talking about!

Pepe curled her lips: "He is very popular and gets along with everyone. Let's cheer for him in collaborating with the enemy and traitorous country."

Both Ramos and Ronaldo knew Liandel's personality better, so they laughed.

"Have you watched the eighth round of the Premier League this season? In the game where Suarez bit someone, Liandel also went to talk and laugh with Gerrard during the warm-up. After the game started, he showed his true colors. He was not polite at all. .”

Yep, what is Leander doing?

He smiled and said to Mei Xiaoxi: "I will not let the water go in this game, I will go all out."

Messi stretched out his hand to make an agreement: just this one, let's compare.

利安德尔把手伸出去的时候也说了一句：“要是输了0:5/0:6/0:7？”

Messi replied to him: "Skills are not as good as others."

It was clearly an agreement between the two, Leander grinned with great white teeth after hearing this.

"You don't have to admit defeat so quickly, the game hasn't started yet xd"

……

……

Who threw in the towel?Fuck! ! ! ! ! ! !

Quite a few players from both teams listened to what they said. Hearing this, not to mention Barcelona, ​​even Manchester United's teammates are fucked up. Talent, Messi can be "beaten" before the game even starts.

Giggs burst into tears. He also said that he was not as famous as him after more than 20 years in the giants. The problem lies in this. It is not enough to be able to play football these days, but also to be shameless.

Trees without their bark will surely die, and people who are shameless are invincible in the world. This sentence seems to be born for Leander. He is already the highest level of stinky and shameless.

Kaka turned her head to pretend not to know Ander.

Shame.

Rooney couldn't take it anymore and dragged him away, saying as he walked, "It's causing trouble again, Sir, you won't be punished!"

"Let it go, let it go, what are you dragging me for?"

"Shut up, idiot!"

Everyone says that Rooney has a bad temper, but he is much more reliable than Leander. Most of the time, he doesn't cause trouble, but when he does, it's more disrespectful. Leander simply... just goes without staring at him for a few seconds. Provoked the opponent.

Seeing Liandel go far away, the whole Barcelona team is embarrassed.

"Seeing his press conference and Facebook in this style, I thought it was acting, didn't you?"

"I've been skeptical too, but why would a normal person act as a low IQ?"

"His IQ is not low, he took advantage of Leo!"

That's right, how can an idiot let Messi say that his skills are not as good as others, this pit is really deep enough!Not only deep, but also natural!It can only be said that Liandel is worthy of being Ferguson's disciple, and he is in the same line.

After being dragged down by Rooney, Leander got hit on the back of the head.

Daddy Dragon: (╬￣dish￣) Convex

Seeing his face, I was dissatisfied with Rooney and said earnestly: "What are you doing talking nonsense with him? We want to use the score to talk, kick him 5:0!"

Speaking of Rooney, he also reminded: "Give me two more passes later!"

Liandel looked at him disgustingly: "People say that Barcelona play with their brains. You have come to the Nou Camp and your IQ is so low. I'm trying to shake him off. Do you understand! Look at them just now. The whole team was terrified!"

Barcelona also finished warming up and came down, just walking into the passage, and heard the conversation between the two.

……

It was really frightening!Shocked by his shamelessness!How could someone be so shameless?

Compared with Liandel, Barcelona players want to talk about life with Rooney.

If you want to play 5:0, 5:0 at home is almost the same!

Do you want to have two extra feet?

Sorry, we are going to zero seal you!

Before the game started, Liandel was eyeing Messi, and the whole Barcelona team was eyeing Rooney, wanting to score?dream.

The Real Madrid stars waited anxiously, the fans were calling for lip experts, and the media didn't know about this episode. Anyway, the game started in such an atmosphere.

It was Barcelona who took the side, Manchester United kicked off, Kaka was the first to pass, Kaka hit Liandel horizontally, and Liandel swung a kick, uh, a wavy shot.

This is a super long-distance goal. Unfortunately, the ball is slightly higher than the crossbar. The first goal of this game is aggressive towards the stands. This is the North Stand of Camp Nou. The visiting team fans mainly In this direction, Leander's foot is not very high, and the landing point is just in the first row.

Sitting in the first row of the away fans' stands were Real Madrid, a group of bastards who pretended to be cheering for Kaka but actually came to watch their rivals lose.

Who was catching the ball... It was Cassie's first-class father who didn't wear gloves. This scene was captured by the camera, and the commentator was very happy: "It's a pity that the ball was slightly higher than the crossbar, and Valdez made a save Moved but didn't touch it, it was Iker Casillas who caught it!"

"You heard me right! Although this is Barcelona's home game against Manchester United, it was Casillas who caught the ball. He was sitting in the North Stand with his teammates. It is said that he wanted to watch Liandel keep the goal... It is a pity that Sir Alex Ferguson did not arrange it like this. Manchester United's starting goalkeeper is also very familiar to Spanish fans. It is De Gea who transferred from Atletico Madrid last summer. In the past half season, he has secured his main position and performed very well. outstanding."

……

It seemed that Liandell didn't feel very sorry. He calmly accepted the fact that the shot missed the goal, and even looked innocently at the North Stand, as if he didn't expect the ball to be caught by Cassie.

Only he himself knows what the truth is, but Ronaldo has already hypnotized himself: This must be implanting a camera for his husband, how could it be such a coincidence?

Ramos was also shaking his head at this time: "Ander did it on purpose, right? Expose our position and let us fall into the encirclement of the enemy."

Coentrao laughed when he finished speaking.

How can it be?

This is impossible!

Kick into the stands from midfield, can you still aim at Igor?

No matter what happened, the game continued, and his flying foot was tantamount to handing over the ball to Barcelona. Liandel was still in the midfield when the kick-off was restarted. After Barcelona handed the ball to Messi, Liandel Just showed up, he didn't attract anyone's attention, and cut to Messi.

All the fans stood up!

1v1!The two heavenly kings are 1v1!

The commentator was also roaring: "Leander, Leander came to defend Messi when we didn't even notice. I am very excited now. This is a long-awaited moment, but I still have to say that he is worthy of an amateur level. This defense The movements are too jerky, you are a complete novice, you are messing around, you can't stop Messi like this!"

The guests immediately followed up: "That's right! His defensive skills are far worse than his offensive talents, and he is even more heavenly than goalkeeper. Ferguson said that he can substitute for any position. It is just exaggeration. If he only has this ability, he can't stop Leo. Messi."

As if to cooperate with the commentary, Messi and Liandel faced each other for a few seconds, and they really passed through the crotch.

There are teammates calling him to pass the ball, but he doesn't.

Everyone has something in their mind that they want to do. Leander has been so popular for a year, and he wants to compete with him a lot. Messi is one, don't pass the ball, pass him.

Many people have said that Messi's crotch piercing is the best in football, and no one can surpass it. This is obviously a special skill that is used once in a while. He uses it as an ordinary skill. It is easier for him than eating and drinking. .

The movement of piercing the crotch was clean and neat, and the ball slipped past in a jiffy, and God couldn't stop him from completing this movement... After he passed, it was Leander's domain.

Tens of thousands of Barcelona fans at home jumped up, ready to celebrate.

The cheers got stuck in his throat.

Leander was pierced face-to-face, the ball passed between his legs, and Messi overtook at the same time, even Ramos, Pepe and Marcelo could only watch as he dribbled the ball into the penalty area, and Leander turned around !

He turned around at a very fast speed and then blocked Messi in front of Messi after three steps.

The commentator's eyes are all round, what the hell is going on?

Half of the fans in the audience were rubbing their eyes, unable to believe what they saw, even the well-informed Real Madrid players were shaking their heads.

Messi's dribbling speed is very fast, faster than empty running. No matter how awesome you are, once you pass by him, you will not be able to chase it back. This is everyone's perception. Today, Leander broke through in the Nou Camp. this cognition.When he was passed, he didn't reach out to pull the person, but turned around and caught up in an instant. In the blink of an eye, he blocked Messi again.

Pausing for these two times, all Manchester United members have stood up and waited for the opponent to attack, while all Barcelona members have been stared at point-to-point. De Gea has fully devoted himself to the game, and he is ready to make a save.

Although Liandel didn't stop Messi's ball, he delayed the great opportunity to death.