Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Leander was cleaned up when he went back, and the Sir smiled and asked him to write a review.When Liandel was deeply introspective, Sunderland and Everton finished the FA Cup play-offs. It was Rooney's old club that entered the semi-finals. The Red Devils were much closer to the second championship trophy.

After the first leg, the situation in the Champions League became clear, with Inter Milan, Real Madrid, Bayern and Manchester United taking the lead.The advantage is more obvious to Real Madrid, and the other groups are relatively stalemate.

Manchester United didn't have much time to savor the game, and only Ferguson made a serious summary. The players have already invested in the league. The opponent in the 31st round is Blackburn. This is the second meeting this season. The previous time was before the winter transfer period, when Manchester United won.This time, the whole Blackburn team is united. Coach Martin O'Neill is confident that he can give Ferguson a headache, and the cooperation of the starting 11 players is also quite tacit.In the past ten games, Blackburn has won and won. Of course, there are times when they lose, but it is not enough to suppress the momentum. These young players have built up their confidence through each game. They began to understand their abilities, and Teammates build trust.

Among these people, Ronaldo is the one who has improved the most. At the beginning, he was not quite used to it. He is as unrestrained as Blackburn, and there are no two in football. After feeding the importance of the cake king, they also secretly pulled J Luo aside.

"James, you are so kind to Zlatan and take care of me!"

"Give me two passes next game."

"Let's go, let me treat you to dinner."

"..."

J Luo was speechless to these people. They pulled people aside, and the place was not concealed enough. It seemed that they were whispering, and everyone could hear them! ! !

But this is also good. The players get along more naturally. Although there are famous stars like Ibrahimovic and Thiago Silva, they have not played big names. Ibrahimovic has already seen that these teammates will skyrocket sooner or later. These monsters should work together to shock the football world. He gets along well with his teammates, and especially loves Ronaldo.

There are two precautions in the Blackburn dressing room that are not written but everyone knows.

First, look up to worship and protect Leander, and don't criticize him if you don't.

Second, unite around the eldest brother. The eldest brother treats him to dinner when he is hungry, enlightens him when he is in a bad mood, and asks him to get it back when he is provoked.

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A few months ago, Ronaldo was still being someone's younger brother. After arriving in Blackburn, he seemed to be returning home. He is also a master without showing off!The treatment is like that of Messi in Barcelona. Although he is still a young player, he seems to have reached the peak. Ronaldo especially cherishes the current environment. He trains harder and plays more attentively.

It's hard to find such a club. The boss doesn't make messy demands and often gives out red envelopes. The coach loves them. The teammates get along well and compete with each other. There is no pressure but everyone is fighting. Just one belief, get into the top four and qualify for the Champions League Tickets for the game, I am looking for Barcelona to chat about life next season, 12:0 must be settled!

The environment has too much influence on people. Ronaldo has a heavy burden on him. Because of the pressure, he has made rapid progress. Now he can not only take care of his teammates and feed everyone cakes, but also secretly eat one. Many wealthy teams have already followed him. . Ronaldo doesn't want to transfer, no one wants to transfer now, their treatment is very good, other clubs can't give it, everyone is looking forward to representing Blackburn on the European stage and meeting the giants of the five major leagues, and hope that they can be in such a The environment grows up.

Martin O'Neill pushed attacking football to the extreme.

Thiago Silva was a good captain.

Blackburn has never been so united and strong. The fans don't even bother to mention the previous boss. Now it is great. They have returned to the second group of the Premier League and are still rising at an extremely fast speed.

Blackburn's home game against Manchester United is on April 5rd. Before that, both sides have accepted media interviews. Manchester United has no pressure at the league level. They just look forward to seeing the most unscrupulous offensive football. Liandel is fascinated Smile: "They texted me in line: Zlatan said 0-100 don't cry; Lucas said shoot us like a sieve; Russ and Sven said beat me with looks; James said idols are sorry ;All Blackburn fans said they welcome me home and they want to treat me to a cake... I don’t even bother to reply to them, I want to beat me and fight for another [-] years!!! By the way, Thiago also sent me a message saying that as the current captain I hope I can forgive the players, as fans, they just want their idols to remember them so much that they chose such an extreme method...I will forgive them, wait until I max out the score first."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Blackburn's cutie!

After Barcelona fell, they are still playing, and they also said that they want to represent offensive football and teach Manchester United to be a man!

Who teaches whom?

After this interview video was posted, the entire Blackburn team surrounded their team captain, two holding hands, two feet and one hugging his waist. Ibrahimovic took out his mobile phone from Thiago Silva's pocket, and said: He didn't read the private messages, then flipped through his phone in front of his sister-in-law, and brought up the information about Liandel.

Fuck it after watching it!

that liar!How many lies did you tell?

The captain obviously welcomed him back on behalf of Blackburn, without saying anything else, he actually made up so much content.

"It's so shameless! I won't teach him a lesson when he comes to see me tomorrow!"

"Teach him to be a man!"

"Fuck Manchester United! Fuck them!"

When the five strong men held Thiago Silvaib and flipped the phone in front of him, the little lion secretly recorded the video, and when everyone noticed that he had secretly uploaded it.

marc-(Ter Stegen): Say nothing, show you this.Love and justice fan_ld11 video

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[Hahahahahahaha come and see Doubi, live Doubi! ]

[Hahahaha I just want to ask you how are you?Didn't get killed? ]

[Ander said that his bragging skills were taught by Sir Sir, killing opponents with arrogance, let us see it so quickly:-d]

[Captain, are you okay?They dare to teach them a lesson! ! ! ]

[These funny people hahahaha, don't be so vigorous, what if the captain's waist flashes? ]

[Where does Ibrahimovic stretch his hand?Touching the chest is not enough, you also touch the butt!It's not enough to touch the butt, you also touch the cough cough giant...]

[The shooting angle of the little lion is too evil, he is obviously digging out his trouser pocket!Trouser pocket trouser pocket trouser pocket! ]

[you wait :-d] - Ibrahimovic

[you wait :-d] - J Lo

[you wait :-d] - Silva

[you wait :-d] - Leander

_(:3ゝ∠)_

After reading the reply, the fans suddenly feel sorry for Ter Stegen. Usually, Blackburn's lineup is like this: Thiago Silva is alone behind, and everyone is in front, including the goalkeeper. Activities outside the restricted area for a long time.Although everyone will retreat when the opponent attacks, the most reliable is the captain. Now the captain tells him to wait. The lineup of the next game will probably change from 0-1-1-9 to 0-1-10.

The captain quit, he wants to rush!He refused to help the little lion share the pressure!

The Manchester United team is sharpening their knives, especially Liandel, he is going to fight the bastard who broke the stage!

The plot of 11v11 suddenly changed. Ter Stegen cried and carried the corner, squatting down and drawing circles.

This is obviously taught by the male god, so let's not be restrained and let it go, you will bully me after I learn it!It's not human for big stars to bully low-level dogs!Scum has no human rights!I'm dead wow! ! ! ! !

When Leander was squatting in the corner, Rooney went to relieve him, and the little lion squatted in the corner to plant mushrooms and waited for a long time. His teammates did not come.

"Let's go, let's go and have a good meal. If we are full, we will go to Manchester United tomorrow."

"Let him calm down alone, even if he can't eat it."

"Zlatan treats you, let's go."

gone……

just go...

all gone...

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He also said that good brothers will last forever, liar!They are all liars!

why?The male god can be forgiven every time he cheats the fat man, and he is still a good friend after sleeping. It's not fair that he was almost beaten up here!

Shouldn't the topic be heading towards: Leander bragging?

Why it becomes: Ter Stegen, you wait!

This is discrimination!This is discrimination!It's not fair!Ter Stegen wiped away the tears that flowed to his heart, stood up strong, and he wanted to eat too!Just two steps after chasing him, he was hugged tightly by his teammates who were standing guard, and a black hand stretched out from behind to pinch him!pinch face!

"Let... let me go! Let go! Let go!"

"I quit!"

"I'm going on strike!"

"I want to transfer!"

Ibrahimovic: Do you have the money to buy out the contract? →_→

Thiago Silva: Let's go, let's cheat others, and change me to a reliable goalkeeper!I want Buffon Cech Saint Cassie! →_→

Before the game started, Ter Stegen suffered [-] points of damage, and he was hopeless.

Manchester United is also having a small meeting here.

Rooney said that it is rare that Ander is so reliable, and even knows how to divide the opponent from the inside.

Ashley Young said that he heard from the local players he knew that Thiago Silva had gone on strike and Ter Stegen had already been cleaned up. This is still a good time to grab points and fuck them.

Samba, the former captain of Blackburn, said that he heard that there will be a surprise tomorrow, but he doesn't know what it is.

At this time, no one took it seriously. They thought it was a warm welcome or something. They could imagine it. In fact, they were indeed warmly welcomed. Everyone in the small town of Blackburn poured out, lined up on the street to greet Leander, and held up signs for him. sub pull banner.Although it is only a small place, the scene is not small. After arriving at Ewood Park, the whole Manchester United team lined up. When Rooney came down, only a few people called his name. When Leander came down, the screams The court was overturned.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Andre I love you!"

"welcome back!"

"Come on for the competition, educate those scumbags and fix them!"

Leander greeted everyone with a smile, signed a few autographs, and went to the locker room to change, ready to warm up.

From the moment Rooney arrived at Blackburn, he was envious and jealous.

He has such a high support rate after staying in Blackburn for less than a season. When Manchester United came as a guest, local fans came out to greet him. It is said that the bus almost smashed up when Manchester City came. The difference is big enough.

Look at these female fans, the Blackburn team logo is on the left face, and the Leander logo is on the right.

Rooney is most envious of Leander, a beautiful fan group. Every time there is a small square team full of girls, girls who are dressed in youthful vigor... Rooney can only envy, Leander is handsome, Charming, there are so many fans chasing him, many people don't understand football at all, as long as Liandel catches the ball or makes a successful steal, they will go wherever they go, every game will not end, Like crazy.

Envious, so envious, all stars are envious, not just Rooney, Ronaldo is the most "envious", he gritted his teeth.

Leander is still keeping the rhythm, telling his teammates not to give him face, destroying Blackburn, teaching the younger brother to be a man, before they finish talking, they walk out of the passage and...! ! ! ! !

Wayne Rooney almost knelt at Ewood Park. It was a big surprise. LEDs were used to display advertisements and brand logos around other people's stadiums. In today's game, Blackburn's home display was Lyander, not only his profile picture, but also his name. , and we will always love you, etc. It is said that it was requested by the boss, and the boss negotiated it long in advance.

The piece facing the player tunnel is "Welcome back, we love you", which is not fixed, and the content will be switched every few minutes.

The Manchester United players hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha) laugh so hard.

Forget about those slogans, how did the avatar get up, and it is still so high-definition and so handsome.Wayne Rooney has a special opinion, why did Liverpool fans come to spray his face when he went to play in his hometown, and Liandell came to Ewood Park all the way with flowers and applause.

Leander was also laughing, and after seeing the words clearly, he waved around.

The fans in front of the TV just saw this, and they all went crazy.

[Blackburn is so insidious, throwing sugar bombs to distract players. ]

[My husband is so handsome, he is still handsome in this way! ]

[He should be the only player who can still have this kind of atmosphere on the road, the most important thing is that the old club and the new club are in the same league. ]

[What is this, you will know when you come to the scene, all Blackburn fans asked him to teach the scumbags in the team to be a man, saying that Ter Stegen always runs to the midfield, and other players press forward, the only reliable It is the captain. ]

The atmosphere of this game is really good. Both sides have said that they will do their best. The fans of the home team can also think about it. They know how strong Leander is. They are the first to know that Manchester United only joined the Cosmos team a few days ago, and their strength lies there. , This is not the point, you said that Manchester United's right back is pitted, they at least have a right back, Blackburn only has one defender and his name is Thiago Silva, the others are forwards and soul shooters.

Just look at this station and you will know the result xd

There are still five to 10 minutes until the start of the game, and the warm-up has not even started yet. Those scumbags from Blackburn got a notebook from somewhere and asked Leander to sign it!They also asked the fans in the front row to help take pictures for him to post on Facebook Aite himself...

Leander is particularly disgusted: This is the Premier League, not a friendly match, be serious!We are rivals!

All of Blackburn: I'll fuck you after this photo is taken, don't panic, come and pose, make me handsome!

The Bender brothers are recognized as the most handsome in the team. They were promoted to make a sandwich hamburger for Leander. A group photo of the three handsome guys. Rooney hid far away. He said this: I'm going to warm up first. quickly come.

After taking two photos, the whole Blackburn team came to say hello, no matter if they were substitutes or main players, old teammates or newcomers during the winter transfer period.

"Hello, senior, you're welcome to show us some strength!"

"Promise me, even if you lose, you will continue to be friends!"

"Ter Stegen said he wants to give you a zero seal, come on, male god!"

"This is the man! He is the one who said he would step on you!"

……

The whole Manchester United team finally knew where Leander's unique temperament came from. How could a normal person be so shameless?

Before the game even started, they showed their ambitions and sold their teammates.

As the captain, Thiago Silva felt bitter.

There are many monsters in the Blackburn team, not only the style of play, but also the personality, and there is no star airs. Originally, Ibrahimovic wanted to pretend to be aggressive quietly, but was dragged into the water by his teammates. I don’t know who pointed at him and said: just this person!The male god, you can see clearly that it is him, and he will kick you off the scorer list.

So Leander remained calm, and someone added: Yes, yes, he wants to steal your golden boot!

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Duel you bastards!

Face me!come!