Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

With five goals in a single game, Leander caught up to Messi a lot in the Champions League scoring list in this game, and the 12:0 in the group stage was too amazing, otherwise it would definitely have passed.The most dazzling thing in this game is Liandel. The formations on both sides have made him a success. His teammates have done more and harder work, and the defensive end is not as ostentatious as the offensive end.

Seeing that the Barcelona players were going down the channel, Liandel took the initiative to walk towards Puyol, hoping to exchange jerseys with him.

To be honest, Puyol didn't expect it.

This game clearly told him: You have passed your peak period and cannot compare with the current Golden Ball.

Puyol had a hard time defending Leander. He was too poor in both physical condition and physical strength. I heard earlier that this young man from Manchester United does not deal with trash. He must first convince himself to make friends. If you can convince him One loses, and friendship will last forever.

In the 10 minutes of the game, he could hardly threaten Liandel, and he did not expect that the opponent would actively ask for a jersey exchange.

Of course Puyol would not disagree, so he smiled and took off his clothes to him, and sincerely praised: "You are very powerful, better than I thought."

I didn't see the real ability in the first round, but today I saw it. Ferguson took half of the shots when he set up the big Balliandre, and the other half was at the goalkeeper. Usually, he is not so intuitive. Today, I think this point is really strong. He alone People can support the offensive end, as long as someone feeds the cake, they can score goals.

This compliment is convincing, logically speaking, he should also compliment a few words, at least to say that I liked you very much before, I watched you play football, Leander did not have such self-consciousness at all, he showed his big white teeth and smiled special happy.

It was Ashley Young who came over and patted him on the forehead, and said to Puyol, "Don't praise him, his tail is going to go up to the sky."

After only chatting for a few words, Barcelona did not stay after losing the game. After congratulating Manchester United, they went down the player tunnel. After their people left, Liandel interacted with the [-] home fans and asked them how they were doing. Like, handsome or not!

In the past half month, he has let the fans praise him many times. When he won the second championship, he kept asking who is the most handsome and who is the best striker... When he pricked up his ears and heard enough, Ferguson personally told him get caught.

"Stop messing around! Let's go!"

"Follow me for an interview!"

Leander's five goals in a single game are indeed worth bragging about. His teammates gave him the thumbs up and asked him to put gold on his face without being polite. Leander was in a good mood throughout the day. The second round of the game was much easier than the first round Well, at least for him, the ease and wide acclaim is indeed a tactical victory.

When Ferguson took Liandel out, Guardiola had already withdrawn. He didn't bring anyone, and he answered two questions casually.Ask him what he thought when he saw the starting lineup, and how he responded after seeing the strength of Manchester United.

It was not easy for Guardiola. He made a lot of attempts throughout the first half. He asked the players to use various methods to draw Manchester United out without changing players. The result failed. That's why the midfielder changed two people in a row... This game annoyed Mourinho to death. He was annoyed when he saw the bus.

This is from the heart, but he didn’t say it. If you win, show a high profile and despise him.

Less talk and less mistakes, Guardiola congratulated Manchester United to the camera, chatted a little bit about tactical issues, told everyone Barcelona's goals for this season, and then left.After he left, Ferguson brought Liandel out, and the media congratulated him at first, asking him how he felt about the double-kill universe team.

"This is the moment I've been waiting for a long time and I'm very happy to be able to win against a strong opponent and reach the semi-finals of the Champions League."

The reporter thought it was an opening remark, but they didn't expect it to be over in one sentence, and the "Times" followed suit: "What is your reason for setting up the bus today? After all, it is the home court. Don't you worry that the fans will not accept it?"

Knowing that he would ask this question, Ferguson opened his mouth without thinking: "We gained a certain advantage in the first round. This is a formation. Our team has the world's strongest striker, but in recent games, the back defense seems to be not very reliable. What about the defenders?...It doesn’t matter whether the scene is good or not. To get to this point, you must win the game first, and then you can advance to the next round. Under this premise, intensive defense is the most appropriate.”

"I'm a reporter from Marca, please comment on Barcelona today."

It was obvious that Sir Alex Ferguson did not fall into the trap: "Barcelona was very tenacious. They fought until the last minute. It is not so much their problem as ours. Today's defense Makes me proud, Ander is the biggest surprise, he doesn't need to be reminded to do his best, he makes me very proud."

The Guardian immediately followed up: "I would like to ask Leander, how does it feel to hear such a compliment?"

Julong's father was very happy when he heard it, and suddenly asked about himself, and he replied without hesitation: "I think it should be, although there are still some unsatisfactory places, overall my performance is very good."

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and many more!

What about being humble and leaving it to others to boast?

What is this ghost?

He deserved to praise me, I behaved well, but I still need to ask you if you are out of your mind... Is that what you mean?

Just now Sir Alex was quite routine when answering the question. It can be seen that he is very happy today. He didn't make fun of Barcelona and just answered the question in a flat manner.I thought the press conference would be so dull, but Leander lived up to everyone's expectations. The fans who watched the live broadcast fainted with laughter as soon as he opened his mouth.

[I noticed the reporter's instantly stiff expression, no one is so shameless! ]

[Actually, I didn't talk nonsense, the performance was really good, even if he was invisible for five goals, it would be enough to brag for a long time. ]

[Ander probably was waiting for someone to praise him, but he didn't, so he rolled up his sleeves and went to the table himself. ]

[Hahahaha that's too bad, I was drinking water just now, I almost choked to death. ]

The "Guardian" reporter was stunned for a moment, then laughed when he came back to his senses, and the other reporters nearby also laughed.

"Do you really think you're doing well?"

"Compared to the whole game, I am the best."

"How do you rate Messi?"

"In my opinion, his performance today is not as good as in the last round, and he may not adapt to our changes."

Speaking of the formation, the reporter asked again: "What do you think of the bus? Compared with other formations."

"Effort-saving and practical, it is a very good tactic. It is a genius who invented it."

These questions are classics, and many headlines can be written.

For example: Liandel cares about Real Madrid and thinks that Messi's performance is average.

For example: Mourinho praised Liandel before the game, Liandel praised Mourinho after the game, Real Madrid's happy event is approaching.

For example: Manchester United is obsessed with placing buses, and it is recommended that various giants think of countermeasures.

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When Leander answered these questions, he was very sincere. His sincerity was reflected in his quick answer without thinking at all. This was all from the heart!Fans who watched the live broadcast didn't think too much about it. He has always had such a shameless style. Those who didn't watch the live broadcast may be misled by the media.

After all the technical and tactical questions were thrown out, someone asked Amelia, saying that there were rumors that the two had broken up, and they were still inseparable, so they didn't consider making it public?

This is simply a question that cannot be answered with "yes" and "no".

Leander knew that the media would not believe what he said, and this was the result of his pursuit. When he heard the question from The Sun, he replied with a smile: "We are not together, you think too much."

Do not believe.

Although everyone said that Leander was sincere and never told lies, no one would believe him even if he said it a hundred times.

If it doesn't matter, can the film and television circle get mixed up with the football circle?

How could she watch the game with the Rooney family?

And... I haven't heard that Amelia likes football. Except for Leander's game, he hasn't watched other people's games. If this is not true love, what is it?

Although all the reporters looked at each other—I don't believe it, and Liandel didn't mean to explain, just looked at everyone with a smile, Ferguson didn't like the media's attention to the players' private lives, so he was about to leave. With a wink, he rushed to ask a fresh question before he said that the press conference was over: "

Tomorrow is the second match day of the second leg of the UEFA Champions League quarter-finals. Who do you want to meet in the semi-finals?Inter Milan or Dortmund? "

To tell the truth, anyone can do it, offensive, defensive, technical... Basically, I have encountered several major football routines, and I am not particularly afraid. With such a lineup in Ferguson's hand, he does not believe that he will lose to Who, after winning Barcelona, ​​you only need to watch the excitement.

The press conference ended right after this question. Ferguson was in a good mood today, so he didn't even start talking about it. The media thanked Leander. It's not that he doesn't even have frivolous news. It's boring to only write about the game.

After Leander went back, he saw a text message from Ronaldo, saying that Dolores took Chris to watch the game together, and that the stupid son was eating the jealousy of Rooney's kid recently, and the house smelled very sour.

He knew that the little kiwi was sticking to him, but he didn't expect the poisoning to be so deep. Leander thought about it for a while and understood what was going on. He skipped the topic with a smile, and said to Ronaldo as if asking for credit: "Look I have bloodbathed Barcelona and made them cry to Spain, so the previous account will not be counted, let’s make up for it.”

Ronaldo smiled on the phone.

As if you would let Barcelona go without the previous incident, Liandel must step on Messi's "bones" if he wants to advance.

In fact, it was just casually saying that Ronaldo's petty image in Leander's heart has been deeply ingrained. If he knows that he will skip this topic and talk about tomorrow's game: "Come on, baby, I will take the golden boot later and you will take the silver What a boot."

Ronaldo continued to smile.

You know the Golden Boot is yours!

The two bluffed a few words before hanging up the phone. Leander checked the mailbox and saw Messi's message: [I lost this time, I'll get it back next time, see you later. ps. The Allianz Stadium fucked Real Madrid and we will continue to be friends, I will go to the scene to watch you abuse Ronaldo ^_^]

Although Ronaldo, who was disliked by the coal boss in various ways, was his husband, Leander still killed his relatives righteously, and he happily replied: [Open your eyes and see clearly, I will help you fulfill your wish, the champion is mine. ]