Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

England are close to the semi-finals!

As soon as the game ended, the Sun newspaper satisfied the wishes of the fans. Their headline read: "Congratulations to the "Chinese team" for their 6:2 counterattack against "Brazil" and approaching the semi-finals of the European Cup."

Fans who didn't know the summary of the previous situation were almost driven crazy.

The Chinese team belonging to the AFC defeated Brazil in South America and approached the semi-finals of the European Cup——

Mom, come and see the mentally handicapped!

You came out to be an editor before graduating from elementary school, who are you fooling?

"The Sun" is a strange thing in the media world, and its temperament is similar to that of Balotelli. They don't pay attention to these fans who are forced to pretend.To say that we did not graduate from elementary school is to say that elementary school students don’t know that China is an Asian country. Not to mention, at least one-fifth of the illiterate people on the planet know that China is an Asian country!I can't believe the Chinese don't know where they are! ! !

Fortunately, they didn't tell the reason, otherwise the fans would laugh like crazy.

Leander laughed when he saw the title, shared it on the homepage after reading it, and asked Bashen if he wanted to send a jersey there?The England national team or Manchester United take his pick!

Bashen is really not that poor, he readily refused, went out and bought a jersey nearby, and when he returned to the hotel, he took a selfie and uploaded it to various homepages.

Facebook, Twitter, personal forums...

But every time he updated his profile picture on his account, this is not over yet, he shared a triple shot, and by the way, Art Cassano told him to hurry up and not procrastinate.

[Although I have heard Balotelli's name before, I still don't understand him! ]

[Isn't this nonsense?Can you reach the realm of Wuli Ba God? ]

[Speak up upstairs!Don't reveal your nationality!Our Bashen is such a strange man who talks about credit, so we must be tolerant of him. ]

[Hahahahahahaha, friendly reminder to everyone to take refuge, Manchester City fans are about to arrive on the battlefield. ]

[Do you think our Bashen is the kind of idiot who will be shaken by external evaluation?No, it's not!I remember he accepted an interview a while ago. When answering the reporter’s question, he said that he would go back to reconcile with Ibrahimovic sooner or later. The fans also asked him what to do if you were so proactive and rejected. The current Blackburn is not what it was a year ago up! ]

[I think they will definitely be rejected. There are already enough soul shooters, what is needed is the defense, do you understand the defense? ]

……

Balotelli did say that he wanted to play with Ibrahimovic. If Ibrahimovic was in Milan, Ibrahimovic would not talk to him. After coming to Blackburn, he is more casual than before, and it is a good thing that people take the initiative to come. , Now the team is short of people.After seeing the news, Ibrahimovic helped him circle the boss, manager and coach, and directly said that he should be in Blackburn for the next few years, which probably means that if you want to play with me, come here!

First, he took the initiative to show his favor to Blackburn, and then wore a Manchester United jersey.

The fans are still calling him an idiot.

You dare to act like a monster before you reach a high branch. After they sprayed it for a while, they found that the Blackburn owner’s Facebook page was updated: [Bashen’s temperament is in line with our club. If he really wants to come, then we can contact Manchester City. Start negotiations.If other players are confident in their abilities, you can also private message me, we give priority to players who conform to England's traditional football style...]

The media translated it for him.

Doesn't conforming to England's traditional football style mean waves?

You can't think enough!

You are killing the captain!

The majority of fans sympathized with Thiago Silva, Ter Stegen expressed dissatisfaction, and he protested in the goalkeeper group.

[The one with the most pressure is obviously me! ! !I'm almost driven crazy by those sluts! ! !Do you know that feeling?You may be slapped in the face at any time!One loses the ball without paying attention, obviously the rear is unreliable, and they all come to me after the game to settle accounts, the goalkeeper has no human rights——! ]

He brought a wave of crying poor and miserable rhythm.

[You are not bad, at least the boss is generous, the rewards are generous if you are tired, and you give out so many things during the holidays, I am envious of the dead. ]

[Mark, why don't you want us to change places so much?I'm going to Blackburn, you come this way. ]

[Change with me!Compared with your boss, our family is capitalized! ]

[......]

Ter Stegen originally wanted to resonate, but he aroused the envy of his peers. He changed his words quickly, and he could forget it when he saw that the style of painting was wrong.If other people squint, they will know that you are here to fish!Want to see us cry miserably!Tell you! --you made it!

The goalkeeper group teased the little lion a little bit, and then continued the topic just now.

It's a pity that Buffon failed to open up wasteland. Is it so difficult to kill the big devil?

I don’t know who is so boring. It must have been eliminated sooner or later. The players who just need to enjoy the game now. They have combined the England national team and Manchester United’s schedule and made a wasteland timetable. I hope everyone can add to their peers when they have time. come on!Kill Leander at least once!

The word land reclamation is their own word.

Indeed, Liandel has not really lost a game, and it is still in the stage of studying tactics.

The goalkeepers had a good time, Bashen was also happy, he was about to drive his teammates to death, Leander was not in a hurry, it was just him...he urged Cassano to his death, told him to take pictures quickly and change his profile picture!Is it man?

He successfully put himself and Cassano on the hot searches.

#Balotelli wears Manchester United jersey#

#Balotelli angry Cassano: Are you a man! #

#National team internal strife, the Azzurri stopped in the quarterfinals! #

#Pirlo tears in Ukraine#

These remarks are half-truths and half-false, otherwise, how can they stir up the topic. When the whole people pay attention to Balotelli and Cassano, some people think of Prandelli.

As expected, he is an old coach who entered the industry earlier than An Pang. Although the results of leading the team are not very good, he still has rich experience. You idiot, just take it with your dog.

At the post-match press conference, a reporter asked a question, and he forcibly changed the topic: I didn’t think the strength was so strong. What I have to say is that I was lucky to pick such a player.

What he meant was that this was the victory of Liandel alone, and no one else is entitled to be complacent. The British media are small-minded, and he was confused when he heard this: "So, you think your decision is completely correct. , there is no mistake, whether it is the formation of the troops or the on-the-spot command is perfect, the loss is entirely because of the evil Lianderel on the opposite side, right?"

……

Prandelli dare not answer.

Someone asked him again: "Do you think Gerrard's performance today is also undeserving of praise? Winning has nothing to do with him?"

Gerrard himself was on the scene, and he was brought over by Ancelotti. As for this question, it was raised by a German friend.

Italy, you are arrogant!

You are awesome!Why did you kneel down a few words!Stand up and continue hi!

If you have the ability to shake the pot, you can nod!

No one dared to nod.

No one dares.

Although Gerrard showed off with the help of his teammates, being able to show Buffon can explain the problem. Leaving aside the matter itself, Prandelli is not yet qualified to fight Gerrard. The coaching circle is not top-notch. Gerrard is. Although more injuries have affected him in the past two years, the fans still support the soul of the Red Army.

He scored more than one goal in a single game in the European Cup finals. Do you say that the victory has nothing to do with him?

Prandelli is not good at all.

He fell into the media's full set of verbal traps, and was miserably cheated.

#有能力喵喵吧If you have the ability, you can see if you win, and dare to force you if you lose#

#Prandelli Comments on Gerrard: The England national team has him without him#

Liverpool's performance in recent years has not been good enough. In England, it has been completely overtaken by Manchester United. Gerrard's performance in the European Cup is enough to comfort the fans. The Red Army fans are proud of him. You are not looking for this smoke?

After the quarter-finals of the European Cup were all over, the media had already quarreled.

England played the best results in more than ten years. They entered the semi-finals, and the next stop was Germany. The game time was four days later.While waiting for Balotelli and Cassano's jokes, the fans brushed Prandelli, and when they had time, they wrote a small composition for Gerrard, writing about their experiences along the way over the years and their expectations for this European Cup.When everyone entered nostalgic mode, Leander remembered!He remembered the team song!

In an interview, he specifically mentioned this: "I heard that musicians who love football are going to write cheering songs for us. I am looking forward to it, but there is only one request, can you be a little more auspicious in terms of lines."

He broke up several of the most famous team songs and explained them to everyone, making the fans dumbfounded.

Leander disassembled it forcibly. He didn't connect the context and just read a single sentence. The meaning of that sentence was indeed to go home. People said that the football went home, the champion went home, not all the members of the national team went home early...

Although it is a distorted interpretation, after all, it is the opinion of the hero, so you still have to listen, so write positive and positive Sunshine!

Laughed and cried.

If Bashen is a performance artist that normal people can't understand, Leander is a wonderful walker, and they are all the same.After receiving the interview, Liandel was blessing Ronaldo in private, hoping that he would make it to the final to meet England. At this time, Balotelli's short composition was finished.