Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

The entrance opened by Leander is on the top of the highest mountain in Bailongkou, because people often go there to jump the mountain, and soon someone finds out.The entrance looks like a colored halo, and you can crash in if you form a team and everyone is nearby.

Because more than one person found out, this is not a secret. Among them are casual players with relatively low levels. Knowing that no one wants to form a team, they turned on the spectator mode, and someone shouted on the world channel.

[The entrance to the epic dungeon is at the highest point of Bailongkou, don't look around, come quickly. ]

Originally, there were people who were going to secretly team up to hide the news, but when they saw this call, they almost died of anger.

He spread the news to everyone without any intention, brother is too much.

A similar plot is staged in the whole server, and all the gangs are racing against time. The game plan made it very clear that the epic dungeon is shared by the whole server, and you can only enter one team at a time. You need to rush to death. The copy is closed.

The fastest one was Dian Wu Da Shuang Meng, a group whose name was changed beyond recognition, with "Chicken I Love You", "Building Blocks Seeking Xuan Jing", "Andre, My God"... 25 people arrived It's very neat, don't serve and they are still forming a team. They have already gone in. Seeing the entrance disappear, the world channel is directly ignited, and the fryer is in a state of frying pan.

[Who went in?Damn move so fast! ]

[Shouldn't we take it, I think we are still forming a group at the foot of the mountain, and haven't started climbing. ]

[Just came back from the post bar, the big double dream went in, I heard that a good group is waiting, someone reported the coordinates and the whole group moved very quickly together. ]

[Damn it... I'll make an account to check it out, this kind of copy should be on TV if it's dropped, right? ]

[It’s okay to wait and see if they can give a strategy when they come out. ]

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Leander accidentally saw the player with the title of his fan talking about strategies.

Obviously thinking too much, he is going to give these people a taste of the sweetness first, and the first batch of people who come in will always give some benefits. Only when they know that they will drop good things will people keep coming to seek abuse. After this group of people come in, Leander's The names of 25 people and their blood bars appeared on the screen, so that it is convenient to click on the target. I don’t know what the hell they saw. There is [Niulanshan Beckham] among these names.

As a handsome guy, Leander remained calm, Rooney was already slapping his thigh, Ronaldo also pointed at the screen

"Torturing him! Didn't you know that being handsome can easily attract hatred?"

Rooney gave him a surprised look: "You still know such a professional term?"

Ronaldo glanced at him: "No, I'm just talking about reality, if you are too handsome, you will be beaten."

Leander was going to wait and see first, to see what the group was good at and what it wasn't good at, so he pre-set up a set of skills loops with various levels of difficulty. In the positions of several big moves, he followed the advice of his friends and focused on taking care of Beckham. .

Of course, this Beckham has changed his name. He is a very high-end-looking gun brother, that is, Tangmen in Shuzhong.He majored in Tianluo in the Tang Sect Double Mind Method, which is known as the king of group battles in the game, and it is one of the favorite professions of power leveling and studios.

Beckham stepped on Hot Wheels and held a big orange weapon, followed the main t into the dungeon coolly, and after entering, he found that the main arena where the boss is standing is floating in the air, so he had to jump all the way across.

It's not that he didn't jump, Beckham came over quickly, and there were some people in the team who were not very good at using small lightness kungfu. He swung up and wanted to use Nie Yun to charge forward, but Paji fell and fell to his death.

The group leader shouted in YY, and the group members hahahaha in the game.

[Seeing the beginning of this, I felt like it was about to end, and my intuition told me that I might still be below after you finished fighting. ]

[Get up, jump again, master the timing of the sprint, and make good use of the double jump. ]

No matter how clearly the teammates explained, even if they memorized the steps, accidents would happen if they were handicapped. Before the people behind came over, the main t and Shuai Pao had already stood on the stage, followed by Yiyang and Ji.

This is the current situation.

A hatred master t passed by with three crispy output. They jumped on the stage, ready to take a photo with the boss and chat in the post group. Some were taking screenshots, and some were ruthlessly mocking the name of the big devil.

[Planning is secondary school, right?What the hell is Long Batian? ]

Long Batian is the name Leander himself chose!

As soon as they finished complaining, the *oss, which was still waiting, was activated. It aimed at the mocking [Goddess Momoda] and scratched it. This time, the crispy chicken lost 1/3 of its health.At the same time, Leander typed a few words in the boss call box: "You assholes, dare to offend this deity!"

There is no doubt, this is learned from a TV series. After being automatically translated into bilingual, the three next to me laughed like crazy. Rooney asked Leander to directly open the game to abuse these stupid roe deer. He also wanted to help press the button. crazy.

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[scare me!Has this boss become a master?He also knew that Crispy Chicken was mocking him, and would take the initiative to provoke him! ]

[Perhaps the boss will activate itself as long as someone comes over, this shout is the activation signal.Come here quickly, poisonous milk!Toxic milk come!Damn it's going to kill someone! ! ! ]

[gww is absolutely stupid, what kind of broken dungeon is this, you come back with ease! ! ! ]

He also said that it was a broken copy, and Leander made another operation with a blank face, and now it's all right, the big devil's body is already glowing red: "I don't know how to repent, watch me send you to heaven! Sue die [Goddess Meme Da] ]!"

At the same time, a system message popped up on the World Channel.

The team led by [You bald donkey] enraged Your Majesty, and the Great Demon King entered a berserk state. In this state, the explosion rate is greatly increased. Knights please pay attention to safety.

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Mom, this boss has become a master.

He even knew we were laughing at him mercilessly.

It went berserk before it started.

Although he can get better things by killing him in this state, he has to get them with his life. Is it appropriate to challenge such a high difficulty for land reclamation?

It's just that it's okay to be violent, the crispy chicken who was just named has an extra negative status.

Congratulations, you have successfully attracted His Majesty's attention, and your movement speed will be reduced by 1% within 50 minute.

[Where is the nanny?I'm dying! ]

[Could this boss be intelligent? ]

[You think highly of gww too much, if you say it is manipulated by gww, I will still believe it. ]

[It's the first time I've encountered this kind of neuropathy dungeon after playing the game for so long, and I'm also drunk. ]

Leander didn't want to take care of this one anymore, Ronaldo moved quickly, leaned over to help press a few times, and released the big move directly.When the big devil casts this skill, someone in the regiment must stand up and knock out a kickball that appears randomly.

Ronaldo turned to look at him after pressing Leander.

"You want to force them to death by being so messy! Why don't you let a small boss come out to play!"

After Leander finished speaking, Kaka helped release the little boss. The big devil retreated to the center of the stage, and the little boss who was guarding him rushed towards the group of four who were madly bleeding.The dungeon has been corrupted by the two heavenly kings, Leander had no choice but to open the dialog box and send a message to GM.

[The big move was not made by me, I will not take the blame for it.

If you want to find someone to settle accounts, please find the robot and Ricardo, the rural children have never seen the world. ]

It's a good thing that the police didn't translate for them, otherwise Leander would definitely be beaten.

Over there, they had already heard about Liandel's procrastination for three, so they returned to six o'clock, wiped off their sweat and let him play casually, remembering to give the wasteland team some sweetness. At the same time, gm replied to the team members who reported the error. The epic dungeon cannot be considered with common sense, and the parameters are all normal.When the news was received over there, the four people standing on the stage had already fallen down due to blood loss. After they fell down, the little boss disappeared, and the big devil was still waiting in the middle of the stage, as if the instance had never been opened.

The commander of the land reclamation team also breathed a sigh of relief, and directly shouted in YY: "This boss Long Batian is very likely to be intelligent, wait for me to do an experiment, please don't talk nonsense! Wait at the point closest to the middle table, Yes! Yes! It’s the point of Xiu Nai, I marked it, you go there!”

Finally got the scene under control, the director was pissed off, he acted cute on a nearby channel: [Brother Ba, you are more handsome than Zhuang Hua, you are the most cool boss of Jiansan, these brats owe a lesson, later Take care of them! ]

The big devil waiting for them to come to fight: ...

He paused for a second, and then typed in the calling box: [For the sake of your sincerity, this deity grants your wish, come here and die!It is your honor to die in the hands of me, Longbatian! ]

Leander is calm, he has done this kind of thing too much.

The three on the side have already fainted from laughter.

Rooney hehehe: "Give me an automatic shoutout, and I will help you abuse them when you get busy in the future!"

Cristiano Ronaldo gave a conscience suggestion: "Play such a big game and be careful not to be ripped off, you keep it!"

Rooney also took a look at Ronaldo, as if you are not interested, who made that big move just now?Rising to the height of Liandel, he is not playing a game, he is obviously molesting his own fans! ! !That goddess just now, do you know that you have successfully attracted the attention of your goddess?

Everyone in the land reclamation group is very tired.

[So, this boss is indeed intelligent, right? ]

[So how to play?Even out of battle, he was still in a state of berserk. ]

[I always feel that we are going to die here today, thanks to our running so fast! ! ! ]

[When it’s gone, it’s gone, anyway, the ones who come later will not be better than us, you all keep your mouths tight, don’t give friendly reminders to your competitors, let’s do it again, I’ll call [-] to fly together, is the crispy chicken coming? ? ]

[Here we come, wait a minute, this boss will go up after the call, be careful of those who are called, and pay attention, don't waste this opportunity. ]

After getting some information from the four who fell down, the command regrouped. This time it was more normal. Not difficult, after they knocked out one-tenth of the blood, the big devil spoke again.

If you still have some skills, let the deity come to test you.

After he finished speaking, a topic popped up on his personal page:

[Please answer within five seconds.

The latest spokesperson of Jianwangsan - the internationally renowned star Leander scored his first goal in the first few minutes of the battle of fame?

a. Against Manchester United, 45'

b. v Man City, 45'

c. Against Manchester United, 46'

d. v Man City, 46']

This is the time to search without quitting. The person named to answer the question happens to be a fan, but even fans, most of them only remember the game against Manchester United. The time is at the beginning of the second half. The option should be 46, right?

Choose c.

After he selected two people in the team, their blood bars were empty, and they fell to the ground.

Damn it's not 46?

That's a?

Not to mention the stunned answering questions, even Rooney, who had experienced that game, was stunned.

"Isn't it c? If I were to choose c too! This answer is correct!"

Leander: →_→

It was 16 seconds into the second half, and the scoreboard showed 45'16, and of course it was ahead of the half.After Liandel explained it clearly, Kaka rarely said a word to the player friend: "Is this kind of question okay?"

"This copy was originally tailor-made for me, and... are you sure I asked them which year Cuju was born and they could answer it? It's not as simple as this."

Leander comforted himself in his heart: I am so well-known!Why can't you answer?

While he disliked the answerer, the wasteland reclamation team was already screaming, and even the conductor was lying!

"Tell me as soon as you hit the status! What are you doing?"

[......]

[Missed status. ]

[Neither did I, I swear I didn't. ]

Fortunately, there were two output players who fell down, and the treatment was still there. The command asked the nurse to save the person, and asked at the same time: "What special situation happened just now? If you find it, deduct 1, tell me."

[11111, a question popped up on my screen, and they fell down after choosing an answer. ]

_(:3ゝ∠)_

Is it because the IQ is too low to be despised by the boss?

While letting the nanny increase blood, the conductor stabilized the mood of the members and continued to challenge the second stage. By the way, he asked what the problem was.

[It is to ask who is the latest spokesperson's fame battle against, and the goal is scored in the first few minutes. ]

[......]

[......]

[Are you not a Lyander fan?This can be wrong, could it be a spy sent by the server next door? ]

[Kick him, kill him, bury the resurrection point! ]

[The precipice is intentional! ! ! ]

Liandel also nodded: This is definitely not my fan!I can't believe that such a simple question can't be answered!If you get the answer, I'm going to release the water!When the blood bar of the big devil fell to 70%, Leander popped up a problem again, this time with a different person.

It's hard for you to hit here, and this deity will test you again.

[Please answer within five seconds.

What was the first individual award Leander received?

a. Premier League Golden Boot

b. Premier League Player of the Year

c....

d....]

Five seconds later, three of the 25-member group fell.

He also said that he is my fan, he can choose wrongly, and the punishment must be increased! ! !

There was a team commander among the three who fell down. Because there is a precedent, the channel first said "...", and the commander said wearily: "Save me, who is this time? What's the problem?"

Some people raised their hands weakly.

[I!He asked me what was Leander's first individual trophy? ]

[Fuck me, don’t you like him like a thief, and you even went to a live game, don’t you know that? ]

qaq, people like him is a matter of later, he is just a fake fan, how can he know what is going on in Blackburn?

[You are all traitors!If he asks me, I can answer any questions related to Leander! ! ! ]

Seeing this ruthless sentence, Leander nodded, this is the temperament that a fan of brains should have.

Just you, please listen to the question:

[Please answer within five seconds.

What was the reason behind Leander's signing of Jorge Mendes?

a. Mendez is well connected

b. Mendes has a lot of big touches

c. Mendes is his fan, the contract is good

d. Mendes has Ronaldo under him]

Ouch this is easy! d!Must be d!The goddess is a famous football fan! ! !

After the buddy answered, a golden light flashed on his body.

Congratulations to [Mixed-race Red Panda] for being appreciated by His Majesty, and bestowed with a treasure.

This is a special-effects weapon bound to the corresponding sect that will only be released in the epic dungeon. The name is Meteor Blood Rain. The mixed-race red panda is a Tangmen Lolita. After getting the weapon, she puts it on and activates the special effects. There are seven meteor darts around her. It's spinning around, dragging its little tail sparklingly, it's so beautiful.

Still pushing the boss, the little panda has already betrayed, she thanked Brother Ba for a reward on the nearby channel, and asked Brother Ba to destroy her teammates and destroy them!

After he was finished, he posted the weapon.

[Fuck, this boss is so fat. ]

[Did you get something before you finished playing?What did the little panda do? ]

[Answer the question, if the answer is correct, I will give it. ]

After he finished speaking, the two who gave the wrong answer just wanted to bang their heads on the monitor, isn't it fake?Are you kidding me?

[It should be that there is only a certain chance of getting the right answer, and the explosion rate of our wasteland reclamation group must be higher. ]

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This group still failed to clear the level in the end, because the progress was good, everyone got a commemorative treasure box, and good things could be opened if they were lucky.The wasteland reclamation group will post it when they go back, but they didn't teach others how to play, but they said that the rewards are very generous. The Paoluo in their group got a special weapon with explosive attributes, which is comparable to a big orange weapon.

With them fishing, more and more people rushed to enter the dungeon. They all learned how to behave, formed good groups, etc., and often fought in the wild.

Also because a few more groups went in, the secret of the Great Demon King was revealed.

This is a smart boss, he will get angry if you talk nonsense, and he will use a big move to kill you, and he will respond when you talk to him... The catchphrase is the real deity, the gangster dominates brother.The topic was too sensational, and everyone thought that gww had made a breakthrough in technology, forcing the company to kneel down and beg Lyander to blew himself up.

Three days after the new copy went live, Leander released a video on his homepage.

The Brainless Fan Who Goes Forward_ld11: #剑网三# The inside story you want to know is disclosed, revealing the true face of the "smart boss"... Video

The coordinates are in the ward of the British Royal Hospital, Leander is sitting on the bed, Rooney is on his left, Ronaldo and Kaka are on the right, all four of them are looking at the computer screen.Zooming in, Leander clicked on the world map and selected a point. After he finished selecting, a colored aperture appeared in this place. After the animation passed, a map was generated in the lower left corner. If there is a group state When people from around the world come nearby, a green dot will appear on it, put the mouse on it, and you can see which server's regiment it is, and the main camera is aimed at the big demon dragon Batian.

From selecting the coordinates to someone coming in, to editing the content of the shoutout, to the three people watching blindly in front of the computer, to the final confession of the four kings, the three views of the players have been refreshed.

[So this dungeon was jointly developed by Lyander and Mastermind? ]

[So it's because of the knee injury that it's inconvenient to move, so I come to play games to pass the time? ]

[So because he came in with a trumpet and was labeled as a mentally handicapped elementary school student, he was blackened? ]

[So it was him who abused us?The berserk is because of being ruthlessly ridiculed? ]

[So I obviously had the opportunity to hug the goddess' thigh, but I didn't cherish it, did I?tell me out loud huh? ]

[Yes. ]

[There is nothing to love in life!Don't stop me, I'm dead! ! ! ]

Leander also explained the reason at the end of the video, saying that the robot was sprayed as poor, Rooney was said to be mentally retarded, and he was a primary school student... It happened that the game company came to approach, and then there was subsequent cooperation.

Want to prove that I am not a primary school student but a big devil!By the way, I will also try to get some benefits for everyone. He had a lot of fun these three days. I'm sorry for the wasteland reclamation group. This dungeon may be canceled in a few days.This time, the game company will compensate all players with a gift package, and they can go to the npc to receive it when the time comes.

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So now it's because the wasteland reclamation team must ask the game company to explain the boss's situation. The game company found him, and he saw that everyone was so dissatisfied and said he would not play, and asked the company to modify the parameters to make it into a world copy that opens on time every once in a while.

I still have a conscience, but I want to go in and kneel and lick it for a while rather than compensation?

[No! ! ! ! ! !Don't cancel! ! ]

[I am also happy for the goddess to destroy me, I am the goddess' little padded jacket, the goddess can play as she pleases, beg to abuse me! ]

[Who has an opinion?No comment!We are all fine with that!As long as I think of the goddess behind the boss, I will be full of energy. Whoever grabs the opportunity to meet the idol will chase and kill me in the whole server! ]

[Damn, don't be like this, give me a chance, I don't want to reward, I just want to express my love for the goddess beside Brother Ba! ! ]

[Only you will let go?Who is afraid of whom? ]

[People say quit, it's useless for you to do this! ]

[He plays a trumpet and you spray him with a mentally retarded elementary school student, come kneel and lick now, it's too late_(:3ゝ∠)_]

[As long as I think of Ronaldo being sprayed poorly, there is an inexplicable sense of joy. Which hero sprayed it?Show your id to see! ]

[I knew you would lie to people to come out to facilitate the pursuit, and the fool blew himself up! ]

[Hahahaha, this is also the first time I have seen a poor man with an annual income of tens of millions of euros, really poor, so poor that he only has money left! ]