Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

This was the first time that the audience was eager for the game to start immediately, and didn't want to listen to the idiot host.However, there are some things that you cannot stop when they come. After taking care of Rooney, Ramos and Kaka, Duan Xuan looked at Leander.

As a representative of the official media, he believes that he should treat everyone equally.

He thought so, and he did.

He put his ult on Leander.

"You don't need to repeat your popularity in China, just say a few words in front of the tens of millions of viewers in front of the TV."

Liandel looked at the camera sincerely: "I am very happy to have this sweet date with the fans. You have given me infinite courage in the past two years. After today, we will still walk together through wind and rain. I love you."

These words were spoken to all the audience in front of the TV, but they felt like love words in their ears. The voice was very sexy and the rhythm was soothing. Many girl fans blushed and screamed uncontrollably.Duan Xuan then said "I love you too", the charming feeling disappeared completely, and the fans instantly switched to frightened expressions.From the beginning until now, he himself has never felt embarrassed. He shook his head with a smile and said, "It's all the same, but the reaction is so different. I've been doing nothing for more than ten years, so I'm not as good as you."

Hearing the translated words, those around Leander couldn't hold back anymore.

Pooh!Pfft hahahaha! !

I thought the host would accept it when he knew it was good, but I didn't expect that he hadn't reached his limit yet!For Rooney, the fans laughed it off. Our fat boss is getting better at joking. Are you Rooney?How familiar are you and us Ander to make jokes casually!

The little friends just smiled and watched the excitement, and all the fans seemed to be blown away.

I am stupid! ! ! ! ! ! !

Is this provoking us?Kind of you say it again!

You said that you are "unexpectedly" not as good as Leander in the past ten years... What do you mean?

How big is your face compared to our goddess?who are you?

[It's embarrassing to see that pie face, as a Barcelona fan, I can't stand it anymore! ! !This is not to embarrass yourself, it is a joke for fans all over the world to see us in China. The British tabloids know how cute they are when they jump in front of these people. , to be honest, whose money was this charged? ]

[Intuition tells me that he wants to be famous and crazy. ]

[This kind of remark makes Rooney let Bashen let Big Ibrahimovic say that it is not against the harmony, it fits the personality and suits the identity, dare to bring out a host so yin and yang?Let me say on behalf of my whole family, I don’t care if you love us, so go where you are cool! ! ! ]

[Goddess walks together through wind and rain, Duan Xuan, you are an idiot. ]

Leander didn't react that much. After hearing this, he chuckled and said: "Speaking of which, I remembered that after I was injured in early July, many friends came to see me in the hospital. I heard similar things at that time. My little friend comforted me. Said, "It doesn't matter if you can't raise well, don't be sad, you have earned enough anyway, two seasons are worth ten seasons to me, let's be content"... At that time, I was busy comforting my manager who was emotionally broken, but I didn't answer seriously. Just make a formal response here, friend, will you comfort others? Didn’t you graduate from elementary school?”

It seems to be responding to a friend who can't chat, but it is actually reminding the host around him.

Shut up if you can’t speak, and don’t embarrass your compatriots. Is it appropriate for people to think of your stupid remarks when they mention China trip in the future?Isn't this smearing?

Different people reacted differently to what Leander said. The host, who he wanted to be vigilant with, didn't get the point. Instead, he was attracted by the corners and corners. Duan Xuan laughed happily. Ask: "Who is so talented?"

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Ronaldo Kaka Ramos Rooney Leander: Are you stupid?

All audience: Born mentally handicapped.

Leander's heart was full of holes, and he couldn't continue the topic with another person. He still tried his best to cooperate: "It's a secret, I can't tell you this."

Duan Xuan is still hehehe.

"Even if you don't say it, the fans can pick up this person. The information of ten years is too straightforward."

Leander responded with a hehe.

Do you know a basket?This paragraph is newly edited. With your level of chatting, if I don't help the Circus show, it would have been impossible to go on.

Duan Xuan didn't realize that he was outraged by the public, so he changed the topic: "There are too many Sherlock Holmes in our fan group. You can see this when you look back at Weibo. Why don't you talk about something else. Just now you said that you were injured in early July. We have seen the video, you are very strong, you have not shed a single tear since you were kicked, you are positive and optimistic, and you are constantly spreading positive energy. Some people even say that you are the living Olympic spirit, and there is no one more suitable than you to be the host of the London Olympic Games Torchbearer. Now it seems that although this major injury has caused you to lose some things, you have also gained a lot. What I want to ask is how did you feel about this injury? What was the situation at that time? What do you think? Now Have you changed your mind?"

The biggest feeling is that this show should be hosted by another person.

It's the first time I've met someone who can't chat like this in two years.

Leander was a little tired, and Ronaldo's face changed slightly, thinking that he had worked hard just now, and the main event was behind. Ronaldo is still in a complicated mood, but Leander has already organized his thoughts and started to answer.

"Injuries are commonplace for athletes. I believe in the level of medical treatment and my ability to recover. I have never wavered. But to say what I got, the first is a rare vacation, and the second is that I really feel the support of fans and friends. Care and love."

On the good side, by the way, Leander wrenched his fingers and said: "I'm very sorry, this injury made everyone in a hurry. I was going to run to light the fire, but I appeared in front of everyone handsomely, but it turned out to be The way of sitting in a wheelchair; I was supposed to represent the British team to compete for gold in the Olympics, but they didn’t remove me until the day before the announcement of the roster system, which was impossible; I planned a lot of itineraries, but I was busy with the shooting of the game commercials and postponed several times. It’s rare to have time, and now I can’t shoot like this…”

He paused for two seconds before speaking slowly: "I'm also sorry that next season may be delayed a lot. It's already like this. I can only trust my teammates, firmly support them, and silently bless them."

Leander had just caused the fans to shed a few tears when Rooney slapped the table.

"It's been brilliant for so many years. How many months can the team be paralyzed by your injury? Just let me switch to playing as a single forward to enjoy myself. The limelight is mine."

Damn Fatty is getting better and better, just to reassure friends that he is so arrogant.

Really cute≧e≦!

Leander burst out laughing violently, and the corners of the fans' lips curled up unconsciously.

There is a word that good things take time, and there is another word that good times don’t last long. The tone of this show has been set and it’s rough. The host seems to have never seen a big-name football star. He stepped on the thunder desperately, as if he was going to stab his heart. Yes, just after the place was rescued, he opened up again.

"We interviewed the surgeon who performed your operation. He said that you did not have anesthesia for the entire operation. Is that true?"

"Yes."

"Why did you choose such an abusive method? Drug allergies or want to highlight your strong side? Or is there another reason? Doesn't it hurt?"

As soon as the translation was over, Leander hadn't answered yet. Rooney finally couldn't hold back: "I'll know if it hurts or not after trying it. I'll give you a free demonstration of how the flying kick passes."

Damn, even if it's a stamped black fan, he can't fight it.

Idiot?

How did you survive?

Can you have friends if you don't know how to chat?

Rooney felt his fists itch, and he couldn't hold it anymore. He was about to rub his left and right sides and grabbed him from under the counter, when Leander also glanced at him: Calm down!

This is a live broadcast, it’s not a big deal if you mess up the venue, you can’t teach the fans badly, it’s wrong to do it if you can’t say a word, at least pick a place where no one is there...

"Wayne was joking. It's not that it doesn't hurt. I can bear that level. It's not a great reason to insist on not using anesthetics. I don't like the feeling of losing control. I must be conscious and able to manipulate myself to move freely. Bottom line."

The host nodded: "It's just that I don't feel safe, I can understand, but the price is too high, how painful is it without anesthesia and stitches?"

"Taking pain as practice is actually not so unbearable."

I have been beaten too much before, and it is not uncommon for my legs to be broken. I am really used to it.

Judging from Rooney's reaction, we can tell that they don't mind, and their temper is good enough to bear it all the way, but the fans don't understand, is the host a sunspot or a wink?How did such an idiot get so far?

[Even the Sun newspaper is polite to us Ander, it will take 10 minutes to meet such an idiot today, right?It's all a matter of heart-pricking. I'm not polite or polite. The whole process is full of yin and yang, which makes me irritable.To be honest, if other stars came, I would have changed the channel a long time ago. I would rather look for live broadcasts on other platforms. Seeing the guest lineup now, the stars are still holding back, I am going crazy. ]

[Picture what?What is the picture?Do you really want to be popular and crazy?I didn't dare to think that he could ask Andel if he didn't take anesthesia to make himself more handsome. Does it mean to hype?Do you know how popular my goddess is?He still uses bitter tricks?He still uses hype? ]

[Don't pull my fat boss, beat him up!Damn, I'm almost sick, why did you send this idiot to host? ]

[He is looking at his phone, Weibo has exploded, and the hottest topics are #杜宣转出CCTV#, #参耀改店#... If my male god and goddess come to China, I will be humiliated, I would rather he not Come, I can watch the show over the wall. ]

[If it were me, this show would not be recorded, you want to block me at will, is CCTV dissatisfied with us Ander by arranging this kind of host? ? ]

[Although I know it's useless to say anything here, I'm so irritated that I want to hit someone! ! ! ]

[Why isn’t this kind of rubbish host going to heaven?He didn't want to know Ander's feeling, let Mr. Pang demonstrate it again, kick his legs off to give him a chance to hype, if he is capable, he doesn't need anesthesia and stitches! ]

[Is that human being?Things that are worse than pigs and dogs! ! ! ]

……

How many people feel sorry for Rooney being caught.

This kind of idiot should be beaten. Besides, it's easy to beat him to death!

How dare he? ?

How dare he! !

Don't talk about fans, let alone fans, no one can accept what she said, it's ruining our quality in front of foreign friends, let's forget about Leander, won't the others talk about it when they go back?

Who would dare to let people know that China's hosting is such a virtue?

It wasn’t crazy before. After Liandel’s questions, the stage panicked. Unlike other players, the relationship between CCTV and Liandell has always been very close. They basically accepted the interviews and the answers were satisfactory. This time China The first stop of the trip was CCTV. Two programs were originally planned. The first was to explain this one, followed by an exclusive interview with World Football. Five people were on the same stage. This is a big production in football programs. Taiwan, what should we do now?what to do! ! !

"Hurry up and make a decision. The Internet is already being bombarded. Weibo, Tieba, Tianya and other platforms are scolding."

"It's not good to let people come down directly, it's too blunt? How can this work?"

"There are still about twenty minutes before the official match, let him get down before the match starts, and give the field to Liandel."

"There's no other way, let's just leave it at that, why is such a big plan so troublesome? Won't the fans bury us tomorrow?"

"Xiao Duan's wording is indeed a bit problematic. He is also an old man in the TV station. Why did he make such a mistake?"

"Stop talking, think about how to remedy it, and make a report to the above first."

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The stage is in a mess right now, I just hope to survive the last 10 minutes, and then naturally pull people down later, will things really go as they expected?Can you really get through it?

Duan Xuan also saw those words on the message board, he was obviously asking for benefits for the fans, why the hell did he meet these white-eyed wolves?

Anyway, he has already been scolded, and the fans said it badly enough, it can't be worse, so Duan Xuan continued to toss according to his own ideas.There are still 10 minutes to go before the game starts. In fact, we can be more moderate and talk about the game itself. Obviously, he thinks that England has nothing to talk about against South Korea. They are all young players and he doesn't know a few of them. He continued his topic.

"After you won the quadruple crown, you said that you will go to other leagues after you get all the honors that a Premier League team can win. Is it true? Are you unhappy in the Premier League if you say that?"

"You think too much."

"Is it because there are better prospects for transfer? Better treatment?"

"..." Liandel choked, and then said, "It's a pity that you have made a mistake. I said that I want to transfer mainly because my colleagues in the Premier League hope that I will leave early. The fans think the same way, except ourselves. Home. This is a choice for the sake of my own life, and besides, I have won the highest honor and should face new challenges."

Duan Xuan apologized to Leander, he misunderstood, but would a person like Leander really care what others think?

"Won't you be reluctant? Manchester United fans love you so much!"

"I can't bear it. When I moved to Manchester United, I also hated all the fans of Blackburn. But there is no banquet in the world. I didn't say that I would leave now. I just think that if there is no challenge in the Premier League, I have the opportunity to go outside. That's pretty good too. Actually, it's unnecessary for me to say anything like this now, and I'm still sitting in a wheelchair? And..."

Leander stopped at this point, and Duan Xuan urged him to ask him what.

"Take last season as an example. We played against Liverpool four times. Every time we won, Steven ignored me. It took me a lot of effort to coax me back. If I win so much, I will have no friends."

Although this is the case, is it really good to say it directly?

Take Gerrard as an example.

Team Jie will be friends with you if they find out.

After the fans complained about Leander, they continued to scold Duan Xuan, why the hell did you pick such a sensitive topic?Candy in peace, please?Don't give us glass scum.

If prayer is useful, how can there be so many tragedies in the world?

Is it any wonder that he can hold back even if he broke the jar?

The message board was scrolling down, Duan Xuan didn't read it directly, he didn't pour water at all, and asked the next question cleanly: "Please Rooney to evaluate the choice of Liandel."

I'm an idiot if I talk to you again!

Rooney didn't turn his head as if he didn't hear it.

The idiot deliberately provoked a war!

Why hasn't he been beaten to death for being so cheap?

He was slapped so many invisible slaps for his good intentions, and Leander didn't care about it. The scene was a little awkward. Duan Xuan also realized that Rooney was not easy to mess with, so he stopped asking him, but asked Ronaldo: "I heard that Real Madrid chairman Fernando Mr. Lorentino likes Liandel very much, and he is willing to pay [-] million euros to buy him. After learning that Liandel was injured, don’t you feel particularly regretful?”

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It's your mother! ! ! ! ! !

Fans don't know the deep-seated relationship between Leander and Ronaldo. They only know that Xiao Xiao has a strong self-esteem. Do you dare to ask him such a question face to face?Is this mocking his less than [-] million transfer fee?

The camera side was scared to pee, the leader of the stage came to hold up the sign in person, with large red characters on the white background: enter the advertisement! !get down! !

Before Duan Xuan had time to execute it, Ronaldo had already replied: "I am not the chairman, and I don't know what the chairman thinks. I only represent myself. I am looking forward to being teammates with Ander. We will definitely cooperate with each other tacitly."

He didn't shake his face, and he couldn't even see anything unusual. Because of this, the fans were even worse.

Heart is too bad, really.

How can you ask such a question?

Is the official media amazing?Not afraid of offending people, right?

After Ronaldo answered, Duan Xuan went into the commercial with a dark face. He was still wronged. Aren't the media's questions always taken a sharp line, what's the point of listening to your scenes?Asking these questions also helped dispel a lot of rumors. How did you offend the fans?Are fans who watch reversal dramas every day so vulnerable?

He thought the leader was going to scold him, but no one responded when he went down. The leader urgently called Liu Jianhong and asked him to step up. He specially reminded him to take a more ordinary route, say more good things, and stop teasing the stars. The show can't go on.

After the commercial came back, the anger of the fans calmed down a little, and Liu Jianhong scratched his heart and thought of a reason, saying that Duan Xuan suddenly felt unwell and went to rest, and he came to replace him.

He could understand all the words on the scene, and the fans reminded him on the message board.

Don't hurt us Andel anymore.

Don't poke my heart.

I'd rather not be brilliant, and you don't mess around.

……

The hosts of the men's football quarter-finals of the Olympic Games still failed to win in the end. The South Korean team eliminated Britain through a penalty shootout and reached the semi-finals. Such a remarkable victory did not grab the headlines. The headlines belonged to Duan Xuan.

"CCTV's famous mouth plotted against the popular star, Rooney turned his face on the spot"

"The Most Failed Program, The Most Failed Trip to China"

"Five Heavenly Kings Repeat Messi's Mistakes and Come to China to Be Humiliated"

"Thousands of people protested, the leader came out and gave an explanation. Is this what the script said? "

In reality, the domestic media exploded, and then it spread to the whole world at an extremely fast speed, even grabbing the headlines in the UK. Messi also saw the news, and he accidentally remembered the past in 07.

Although there were difficult times, Messi found his own way of playing football. He achieved great success. He didn't mind his height, and he didn't feel inferior.

Just because I can take it lightly doesn't mean you can keep saying those unpleasant things.

Although Messi didn't say anything, it was a bit embarrassing at the time. I didn't expect that it was not the limit, and these five were directly poked in the heart.After seeing the news, Messi sent a message to Liandel: [You are too popular. ]

Leander: [Boss Mei, I misunderstood you. I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, and to boast of yourself in different ways! ! ]

Think about it carefully, yes, to say that Liandel was dug up because he was too popular, isn't it just a disguised boast?I also encountered this in 07. Messi smiled shyly while holding the phone, and returned a cute emoji to Liandel.

Ronaldo and Rooney saw their interaction and were humming.

"Be upright, don't be corrupted by sugar bombs, don't make friends with coal balls!"

"That's right, if you want to be your opponent in the future, what does it mean to be so good with him?"

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Leander wanted to chat a few words, but was forced to put down the claw machine. He laughed and said: "He has not been better than us in China since 1.6. The host asked how tall are you? Are you the shortest in your family? Are you the shortest? Did you hear gossip about your peers when you were young? You are 1.6 meters nine Maradona [-] meters eight You are Maradona wearing height-enhancing shoes... Those problems are not much easier than ours. We have at least five people to share the pressure , Isn’t this connected with fate? It will inevitably resonate.”

I saw this from the message board. Leander knew a lot of things through inadvertent peeking, but the others didn't know because of the language barrier. Hearing what Leander said, Ramos couldn't stop laughing.

"Is the host who interviewed Messi today? How dare he say, why didn't Boss May's fans beat him to death?"

"Maradona wearing height-enhancing shoes can't be the original words, right? I don't believe it! I won't believe it even if you beat me to death!"

Leander: →_→

What the fans said, if you don't believe it, go and verify it yourself!

Leander also thought this guy was intentional. Knowing that Messi had been hurt in 07, he suddenly understood that it was probably an outpouring of true feelings.It's no big deal if you get used to it, anyway, the damage has already rebounded, and there are coal balls to back up anyway.

As a world-class star, these five just won't do anything to him, lose his share!

They will go to the video of Messi in 07 to comfort their wounded hearts.

Leander strolled leisurely on the post bar, watching the fans tear up Duan Xuan.

With this posture, they don't need to do anything, and the opponent has done it to the end, and it is good not to suffer additional damage.While watching the fun, Leander also said a few words on his homepage, not for the idiot host, but for the elimination of the UK.

He comforted his young people. It is good to be able to stand up and take the penalty kick against the opponent. It is not shameful to lose, and you will win it back next time.