Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

There were quite a few players who performed amazingly last season. The only one who can be called against the sky is Leander. As far as he won the championship of all the games he participated in, no one can compare him. He is a double material of the club and the national team. King, truly the best in Europe.

Even though he was still in a wheelchair and his demeanor was gone, he was even more handsome than before.

In the winter, he won the golden boy and the golden ball to become the biggest winner in football. At that time, there were voices of disapproval, but now it is gone, not at all. He proudly holds up the championship trophy, and c Blinked in the direction.

This Champions League draw gave birth to two big winners.

One is Liandel, who overwhelmed a group of good friends to win the cup, and the other is Manchester United.

They fought against giants in the UEFA Champions League last year, and one lottery is more scary than the last one. From the top [-], Milan, Barcelona, ​​Dortmund... are all the top players in their respective leagues. Last year, the signings were not lucky. They have Liandel, Kaka, and Rooney. The Red Devils Manchester United in the golden frontcourt have overcome difficulties all the way, probably because they have accumulated a lot of character last year, and the first draw this year can be said to be heaven.

Look at Group G: Barcelona, ​​Benfica, Spartak Moscow, Blackburn

Look at Group H: Manchester United, Braga, Galatasaray, Cluj

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It can only be said that there is only good or bad in comparison.

The Red Devils fans laughed, Platini still has a conscience.

Barcelona almost turned the tables. To be honest, among the last three teams, the last team they want to encounter is not Manchester City, not Paris, not Juventus, not Dortmund... it is Blackburn.Of course, there are also reasons for the level of strength. The most important thing is that the hatred last year, although it seems to be resolved, who knows if the anger will rekindle after they get together again.In addition to the big score in the UEFA Champions League group stage last year, there is also this year's European Cup final. The Barcelona players were a little bit upset when Pique went down. Before Liandel recovered from his injury, they did not want to go to the UK, especially Blackburn and Manchester. , that's Leander's base camp, where his brainless fans gather.

To say that you don't panic is bragging, Messi has a headache after signing out, and he even sent a text message to Liandel: [Li Ge covers me!Hold on to your idiots!I want to live two more days! ]

He is usually called "Andre", but his title has been changed when it concerns the safety of his life. What the hell is Li Ge?

Leander: [I will treat you well, wash and wait o(≧v≦)o]

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Why is this?After chatting for a few words, he became even more flustered.

While Messi and Leander were chatting, the Champions League columns of major sports websites had been updated.

"Barcelona is trapped in the death group, Real Madrid has no worries about qualifying"

"Narrow road to enemies: Barcelona and Blackburn meet in group stage"

"Manchester United became the biggest winner, Liandel was on the podium again, worthy of the name of the best of the year"

Some time ago, there were sunspots jumping around in Europe, as if Leander had fallen from the altar and healed up, so he could only sell it at a low price. Those words were ugly, because the deity didn't care, and he didn't actually make a fuss.Now it seems that the clown is jumping around. If you say he can’t do it, he moved back a trophy. After he won the award, many big figures in European football are sending blessings, and how many colleagues are affirming Leander’s performance. Del phenomenon", he is unique, the best player in the world, his performance can be compared with any of his predecessors except his seniority.Real Madrid, Chelsea, Paris Saint-Germain are still throwing olive branches, especially Abramovich, he has become obsessed, he wants Liandel to go to Chelsea no matter what, as long as he lets go, the price can be negotiated, even if people make comments on the Internet about such a serious injury Even if he is well raised, he will not be the same as before... Even this can't dispel the idea of ​​​​Chelsea's boss.

"No matter what others say, Liandel is the best player in my heart. Since the winter of 10, I have been pursuing him. I sincerely invite him to join Chelsea. This must be the most correct choice." - Abramovich

"You don't have to list the trophies he won, you don't need to count his amazing football moments, forget for a moment the significance of England winning the European Cup, for me, he is always winning, no matter how bad the conditions are. Balls, that's enough. I've got the check ready, and when the Red Devils win the Club World Cup, they'll also receive an offer from Real Madrid, which must be a satisfactory figure." - Florentino

"Liandell was my greatest luck at the end of my coaching period. I am very happy to witness the growth of such a player. Even if I can only watch the game at home now, my mood has not changed. He can do better, He'll do better." - Alex Ferguson

With these people taking the lead, the direction of the wind has completely changed. Those remarks that made fans jump their feet seemed to have never appeared before. The whole network was blown up. The bad-hearted media went to interview Ludwig, thinking that he would be ashamed and angry on the spot. As a result, people's expressions didn't change at all, and they said "We shouldn't compare them together, and we can't compare them"... After all, the races are different.

This sounded pretty good, but when you think about it carefully, Ludwig has never been provocative, he has always been like this, he doesn't say a word, he doesn't have any special emotions, the enemy is still calm and composed, he has nothing to do with pomp and arrogance Nothing to do with it.

The matter was finally resolved satisfactorily, but this was only the beginning, and Leander dropped deep-water torpedoes one after another.

The first is the broadcast of the base camp. There are too many jokes in it, and the fans don’t think it’s enough to watch it over and over again. This kind of program should be repeated.

The second is the award for the best player in Europe. He really got all the awards he could get.

The third is that Adi's endorsement has been officially negotiated. They held a press conference a week after Lyandel won the award.

The contract is for five years, the price is the first in football, or you can say the world's first, a total of 5000 million euros in five years... Anyone who hears this price will kneel down, and Adidas has to fight it out, just for this The price, no matter how many people say that Nike is more beautiful, they don't listen to it, they don't listen to it.

Adidas is also full of sincerity. They will immediately design a unique boot for Leander. They are going to release a concept map on the day of the press conference. When designing, they will ask Leander for his opinion, his requirements for appearance, color and so on.

Leander: The shape is casual, as long as it is painted with a layer of rich gold, it will be fine.

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Should have expected this to happen.

Gold is a more extreme color, if it is done well, it is heavenly, but if it is not done well, it is a non-mainstream.

Fortunately, Liander's live advertisement, his hair color matches the golden boots, and it will definitely explode when the sample comes out.

As soon as this press conference was held, the world football world, no... It should be said that the world sports world exploded. Adidas Nike has its own spokespersons at all levels, and football has the most. After all, the world's number one sport, how many of them each Hundreds of spokespersons, Nike's biggest name is Ronaldo, Rooney, Ramos, Pique and so on.As for Adidas, their spokespersons are also well-known. The former top card is Messi, as well as Xavi, Torres, Kaka, Ozil, etc. There are big names on both sides, each occupying half of the sky. It’s a lot of money, 3000 million euros per year. No one dares to open this price. After adding Leandre and the design of the golden boots, the delicate balance between the two sides is broken. The effort must be rewarded, Adidas Immediately saw the benefit of signing Liandel.

Facebook, Twitter, Ins, Weibo, forums, post bars, wherever there are fans, there are people discussing this matter, and it is still hotly discussed, top1 hot searched, tall buildings one after another.

[Although Leander has broken his leg, the trophy still belongs to him, and the endorsement is still the same, and the headlines are very colorful...Then the question is, what is the meaning of Pique's kick? ]

[The meaning is that Manchester United introduced a Ludwig, although not as fierce as Liandel, he is still a powerful character with a first-class level. ]

[I feel sorry for Pique, by the way, who can tell me how much RMB 1.5 million is? ]

[More than one billion, I already guessed what the domestic headlines will write-the endorsement of a Chinese star is a one billion endorsement for Adidas. ]

[......]

It really made them believe that there are similar news in China, saying that 1.5 million euros always feels that the momentum is not enough, and it is much more awesome when converted, one billion yuan, one billion... Is playing football so profitable?

Immediately after the press conference, there were reports that Lyandel could jump into the top 10 of the player rankings with the endorsement of Adidas. One of them is a world-renowned brand, and just a few will pile up the income.

Aston Martin sent one77 to Lyandel in order to grab people before, scaring many people, looking back at Adidas' handwriting, suddenly found that a global limited sports car is not a problem, after all, the price of the sports car has just exceeded 500 million, It is equivalent to more than 4000 million RMB.

He is so generous, and Liandel is also very face-saving. He mobilized his fans at the press conference, and he said that he hoped everyone would support him. It sounded very unintentional, but the effect was astonishing. Someone asked about the golden boots How much will it cost when it goes on the market? You will also need a pair of kidneys if you sell them.

Adidas' sneakers are not as good as Nike in appearance, but the appearance design of the golden boots was supervised by Leander, which is very in line with his aesthetics. Fans can tell that the designer is distracted at a glance. This pair of shoes perfectly reflects the connotation of the owner. , is high-profile, is coquettish, unrivaled in the football world, handsome.

At the press conference, the official put out a very earthy advertisement: Put on the Adidas God series gold boots, and you will be the next football god.

Fans: Even if you can't be the king of heaven, at least you are a fan of the king of heaven_(:3ゝ∠)_

I only posted a design drawing, and this pair of shoes has already been speculated. People have been asking when they can be ordered. The girls who don’t play football are crying and asking Adidas to release the same style of sneakers.

[Give out a few models and buy a few models, we are not short of money. ]

[Kneeling for money, if it’s only for me, my wife will go back to her mother’s house after the things are delivered. ]

[Don't just show off the sneakers, there are several more types in the same series, and you can wear them differently. ]

[Men's shoes - God series, women's shoes - Goddess series, how wonderful! ]

Fans' brains are as big as a black hole, it's simple.

but!

It's a good idea.

But let’s get the sneakers right first, that’s the number one priority.

Adidas pulled out that slogan, and someone made a joke. Prince William circled Leander on Facebook and asked: [Really?As long as you wear those shoes, you will become you!If it doesn't work, will you give me a refund? ]

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As His Royal Highness the Prince of the British Empire, there is no one who is so picky.

The fans were watching the excitement, and when Liandel answered, Liandel indeed answered: [Of course, even if I don't have my ability, I can at least have my confidence. ]

Prince William: [Just want the ability to be swollen? ]

What Leander wanted to say was "suggest reincarnation", but the opponent is a member of the royal family, so it seems not good to say so, he retreated halfway through the fight, and re-entered: [Then I recommend you to start with Messi or Kaka series, It is also a good choice. ]

The fans couldn't help it, couldn't help laughing.

This clearly means that Prince William is out of play.

Prince William: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

[So cold and ruthless, don’t say anything nice to keep customers, and say that customers are God!The slogan was shouted for nothing? ]

Adidas was tight for a moment, Prince William opened his mouth, maybe tomorrow's headlines will be that Adidas despises customers' opinions, and the after-sales service is not good enough, blah blah blah.Just when their asses were tight, Liandel protruded his face: [God wears God series xd]

It feels like the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming instantly, and I am saved.

Prince William had made enough jokes and congratulated and supported him. He also said that next time he would wear Leander's sneakers to compete with the old man and he would definitely win.

However, his old buddies are also ready to have a pair of hands, who is afraid of whom!

The random Prince William helped stir up a wave. Adidas became famous even before the samples of the gold boots came out. Leander was bored and drew a few abstract paintings. He drew the lines carefully, and Color it with colored pencils and paste it on the homepage with the title: If the God series and the Messi series fit together...

He drew a picture of sneakers, what does fit mean?

It is the golden shoes with inner heightening. In order to make the fans feel that he is distracted, he also drew a simple fat dragon on the side, which looks a bit interesting.

The most interesting thing is that Messi responded.

He also took a break from his busy schedule to personally draw a photo and upload it, with the title: The fit shape in my heart.

The style is consistent with Messi, but the words are written on the side of the shoes: meander (Meander).

[Hahahahahahaha, I think the combination of the two ideas is the best, the golden height-increasing shoes, the left shoe is written with Meander, and the right shoe is printed with stick figures. The two gods collaborated for the first time. This is a cliffhanger, and it can be sold directly. Das ]

[Hahahaha I'm about to laugh and cry! ]

[Leandre refuses to accept, why is Mayandre not Leanderxi? Leandssi, how awesome o(≧v≦)o]

[Attack is irreversible, support Leanderxi! ]

[Go upstairs! ! !Obviously it should be Roander! ! ! ]

[You are so dirty...]

This is the scene that Adidas officials are most willing to see. The hype of the combination of the two heavenly kings is full of explosive points. The official resolutely forwarded the news of the two, and even launched a vote: choose the design you support, please be conscientious select__

[Are you choosing based on your conscience or not against your conscience? ]

[I choose c, it must be c, the fit is great! ]

[I feel my conscience and say that it is really great and exciting, but am I okay? ]

[Luo Xiaoxiao fainted from crying in the toilet, right? ]

It's true that Ronaldo is not very good. I just blame Nike for not being strong enough to hook his wife.Can it be Messi's turn?As I said earlier, Ander has a headline halo. Just look at Coca-Cola and you will know that asking him to endorse him will make more money... Just because he was seriously injured, he was skeptical and did not firmly continue to make an offer. If not, ask him to make money too, maybe even more.

After all, if he can continue to push new products, if he can’t, he will definitely sell a Guinness record for a commemorative model, and the British fans will have a dozen of them.

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This is a realistic statement. Ronaldo absolutely believes in Leander in his heart, and believes that he will be even better in the future than he is now.

Seeing that more and more fans are getting involved, in order to avoid the appearance of the "Mayander" logo that is detrimental to the spirit, Liandel chose to threaten May's boss openly.He said on Facebook: [You look at the Champions League groupings carefully and say who has the better idea? ? ]

Fans: Σ(°△°)︴

[Someone threatened in public in broad daylight, do you care about this kind of thing? ]

[I just want to give 32 likes to the witty Leander, hitting a snake and hitting seven inches, this is awesome. ]

[Let me add, the omitted part is: If you don't choose me, then you'd better not come to the UK! ]

[I feel sorry for Xixi, why is it always him who gets hurt? ]

[Because he is too kind, easy to bully! ]

The onlookers laughed happily enough, and on the British side, Leander's brainless fans stood up to support.

[Choose the inner height, we fucked you on the field, choose Meander, I'll beat you to death! ]

[Every time I see Leander's idiot fans, I can't help but doubt my life. Other idols are ruthlessly ridiculed by fans in their daily life, and his family is helping idols to ruthlessly laugh at others_(:3ゝ∠)_]

[I feel sorry for Messi quietly, it hurts so much. ]

[I made up my mind about the combination of Ander and Luo Xiaoxiao, the left foot is red, the right foot is gold, Adidas Nike produces one each, a pair of sneakers with two logos, and they are packed together and put on the market. ]

[Don't make trouble! ! ! ! ! ]

The fans have already played it off. Under the leadership of Leander and Messi, how many people designed the models in their hearts, hoping to give some inspiration to the goddess. Many elements are on the shoes. Overnight, there are overwhelming designs of sneakers. Occupying the major social networks, Adidas was still a bit heartbroken, 1.5 million euros, a new high price, but Lyandel did practical things the next day after the press conference, and successfully hyped a wave.

How many people complained that he was in the wrong line of work and should be a planner.

Leander actually didn't do anything special, he was just playing around, because he was playing with big names, and he brought out the rhythm when he played.After Liandel teased Messi, he also took a headline on Facebook and said: [If you put me, Leo and Ricardo together, what should it look like? ]

After this article was sent out, the first reply was: Then it became a three-in-one coffee.

This was lifted in an instant.

After that, people shared their ideas one after another. Adidas officials are very busy. They not only have to cooperate with Leander to lead the rhythm, but also hold meetings to discuss the feasibility. It’s related to my own family. The only Nike I can see is #万万血书 strongly requesting Adidas to cooperate with Nike across brands, begging Roandel…

Ronaldo also went to give a thumbs up.

Mendes is very satisfied with this plot trend. On the one hand, let Leander sign Adi because the price is sincere enough, and on the other hand, let him cooperate with Kaka and Messi. Don’t make every endorsement with a robot, which is too eye-catching. up.

Now it seems that the endorsement is a success, and Mayan is the best.

In fact, the interaction between Leander and Ronaldo, Kaka or Messi is of a nature in the eyes of fans, they are good friends, but Mendes is particularly guilty when he cooperates with Ronaldo tacitly, and there is no such thing with Messi Feel.

In order to keep his heart beating normally and to live for two more years, Mendes worked hard.

He has contacted Adidas and said seriously, Messi and Lyandell can have cooperation. This shoe will definitely explode when it comes out. Then write a powerful advertising script, pay 1.5 million, and get back more than 15 billion. This is profitable. sale!

Mendes seems to be a loyal believer of the Mayan religion. He has never felt that Messi is so cute for a day. When Mendes urged Adidas to let Lyandel and Messi bundle hype, Ronaldo harassed him severely.

"Jorge, my friend, don't come up with bad ideas, how can my wife cooperate with briquettes?"

"Hey, are you listening? Don't pretend to be deaf!"

"Why don't you want to sign Adi? Just sign Adi. You mess with me like this."

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Mendes wanted to say that Leander took the initiative to make fun of Messi, and the two of them made headlines as soon as they came and went. This was not an official plan and had nothing to do with him!Are you capable of complaining to Leander?You go in front of him.

Ronaldo: I will go after I give you a good ideological education. Of course, Ander must be made aware of how serious the problem is!So many things happened without reminding him in one day!A moderate point is enough for Adi to make money. After all, the popularity is there, so why bother?