Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Leander calmly accepted the news that Ludwig was coming, and handed the phone to Ronaldo by the way, so that he could have a score in his mind.The two of them were messing around there, and the little friends moved forward and glanced over, good guy... What the hell is a golden retriever bird?

"Who is this? Come here, come here, and engage in such a big battle."

"Your girlfriend? Is there someone with such a vulgar stage name as Xiaoniao?"

"The gender can be determined. What if a man can be called Xiaoniao? The name betrays his size and ability."

Leander: ...

Who is so unlucky to find such a girlfriend?

Not tired of living.

Leander didn't dare to imagine the scene, so he responded as calmly as possible, asking what time it was and if someone would pick it up.

It doesn't need to be so troublesome, Ludwig just asked for an address.

He walked over there simply, the club was temporarily unable to see anyone, and he couldn't get through on the phone. Moyes could only contact his agent, and Mendes couldn't contact himself. He contacted Liandel with the idea of ​​giving it a try. The statement almost brought him to tears.

"Ludwig has been wanting to meet the robot, he flew to Madrid."

Mendes asked with the idea of ​​fluke: "You help me contact him, if you don't get on the plane, get back and say something is wrong with the team!"

Leander tilted his head and thought for a while: "Should be on the way, he contacted me an hour ago."

Damn, everyone is not worried!

Mendes was so angry that he kicked out, and then almost jumped up in pain. Liandel on the other end of the phone was calm: "If there is any serious matter, I won't discuss it with the players. Don't worry too much. You and the coach ask a hypothesis. I have an urgent schedule, and I will ask him to call you when I meet someone later."

we can only do this.

That bastard walked in style, and didn't wipe his butt clean, so it's better for Leander to worry about it.

During the waiting time, Leander discovered that he had received a lot of new messages in his mobile phone, so he clicked on it, yo!It's the goalkeeper group!They were all throwing flowers to celebrate the departure of the Great Demon King, and there were people going out for dinner... After watching for a while, he saw a familiar name [War Reporter], wasn't it Joe Hart?

After such a long time, Leander is bubbling again.

[╰(*°▽°*)╯Hi, long time no see, brothers~]

The others didn't realize that this was the Great Demon King himself, and they bubbled up one after another.

[I haven't seen you for a long time, what did you do? ]

[Is the big devil gone to Manchester?I read the news and it seems that some fans are making trouble. ]

[He's not bad, he prepared the fans mentally in advance, and didn't switch to his rivals. Manchester United also made a lot of money from this deal, and now there are stars like Rooney, Van Persie, and Ludwig. , he was injured for half a season, and the Red Devils performed well. ]

[Just wait and see, after this period of time, the fans will gradually forget the "pain of betrayal" and remember his goodness. Manchester United is less, who is afraid of whom?You saw him landing at the local airport in Madrid, and the fans who picked him up were crazy. ]

[Why is Little C not talking again? ]

[Where are people? ]

[Where are people? ]

[Where are people? ]

Only then did Leander realize that Little C was referring to his vest—the cctv.

Immediately replied: [I was watching the news, there was too much transfer battle a few days ago, what about the war reporters? ]

Joe Hart, who had been playing dead all this time, resolutely surfaced, and he replied weakly: [...I am here. ]

[Look at the private chat, I have something to tell you. ]

Joe Hart was flustered. Forget about the others, but he still has to hug Liandel's thigh. The national team is not good.He shivered and then clicked on another dialog box. After seeing the content, he felt hopeless for an instant.

[what did you just say?Finally don't have to see that ugly face again? ]

[Hart, you’re not bad, it’s more courageous to be apart for a while^_^]

Joe Hart: 〒▽〒

You haven't bubbled up for so long, I even forgot about you, brother! ! !

I was wrong!How wrong I was!I will never speak ill of you in person again!Spare my life! ! !

After being hit so hard all of a sudden, Joe Hart hadn't figured out how to excuse him when he saw a series of reminders.

[If you have the ability to hack me, if you have the ability, you respond!Don't pretend to be dead I know you are here! ]

[come out!Come out for me! ]

The pressure here is great enough. Seeing the words of his peers in the group, he almost vomited blood.A group of two idiots are asking what they say?It's not kind to ask for a meal in private, blah blah...

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

eat your sister!

Can you still eat Leander's face?

When he said suddenly, my heart almost stopped in shock! ! !

At the critical moment, Joe Hart resolutely sold out his teammates, he rushed up to hug his thigh and knelt and licked it like a dog's leg.

[Brother, you misunderstood!In fact, every time I say bad things about you, I struggle very much. I feel very tormented in my heart. Do you know how grateful I am to discredit an excellent player like you?but!I have to pay the price in order to break into the enemy's interior!When the whole group is with the Great Black Demon King, if I praise him, I will ascend to heaven immediately!You understand me!I am your man! ! ! ! ! ! ]

Even though he was already so shameless, Joe Hart was still confused. He wasn't sure if Leander believed what he said. After staring at him for about ten seconds, there was finally a movement over there.

[Well, I'll just trust you once. ]

[You make a list of those who smeared me, and note what they said, and I will see the results of your undercover investigation. ]

It is so easy to go from great joy to great sorrow.

If the statistics are true, he will ascend to heaven in the future when the incident is revealed.

If there is no statistics, it will be explained here today.

After a series of ideological struggles, Joe Hart chose to unite closely with the Great Demon King. He wiped away his tears and stood up strong, ready to kill his relatives righteously.

Guaranteed to complete the task, please rest assured!

I'll give you statistics now!

Those bastards are too shameless, they should be taught a lesson!

……

……

Those bastards didn't know that there was a traitor in the revolutionary camp, so they chatted very happily.

Leander kept pressing his phone, and the friends couldn't stand it anymore, asking him what he was up to?Chatting with your little lover?

One sentence touched Ronaldo's point, and he also turned his head. Leander held his forehead and told the story briefly. It took him less than 3 minutes to explain the story clearly. I empathize with the special experience.

How unlucky is it to be caught by the deity while black?

How stupid is it to fall twice in one place?

Knowing that this guy is in the group, still dare to let go of himself?He is 484 stupid?

"Give me a vest too!"

"Me too! I want to see Joe Hart up close!"

Leander: =_=

"I said it's the goalkeeper group! Are you a goalkeeper?"

Ramos hehehe.

"I'm not, but I can pretend to be the goalkeeper! I said I was the No. [-] goalkeeper of Atletico Madrid. I was so flustered that I was going to have a head-to-head PK with Liandel, so I asked my seniors for advice."

Inspired by him, Marcelo also hehehe.

"Right, I can say that I am Cesar, and I can also say that I am Casillas, what's the big deal?"

Card your sister's West! ! !

Pretending to find another goalkeeper, Igor is our own! ! !

Unable to stop the brain-dead army, Leander logged on to his account again, and asked in the group: I know a few goalkeepers from La Liga, can you introduce them?

Poor Joe Hart went to count and didn't see Liandel's question immediately. When he came back, there were already a few more people in the group.

ABC News, World Sports Daily, Spanish Herald...

They took special care to avoid pro-Real Madrid newspapers to avoid being skinned. When Joe Hart came back, he found a few more activists, and they were all worried about what to do when they met the big devil?He was about to recover from injury soon, and the old people in the group were sharing their opinions and experiences, so Joe Hart asked: Who changed his name?So many new faces.

[It’s right if you don’t know him, it was introduced by Little C, he is a goalkeeper friend of La Liga. ]

Joe Hart would like to ask if you have been identified?

Anyone dares to let it in!

He hadn't finished typing a line when he saw Leander saying: [Yes, it's my friend^_^]

Seeing this expression, he couldn't make Leander smile anymore, and he backed off before the line was sent.

[That’s right, welcome newcomers. ]

C Luo Villa burst into laughter, all hahahaha.

"Joe Hart is so funny, I'm dying of laughter!"

"If he committed such a stupidity, I would sell Ander decisively and tell this story to my friends in a tragic way, and unite with the majority!"

"Of course you can do this. After all, you are a Spaniard, and he is in the England national team. It is a beautiful picture to think about it."

A group of people were still chatting nonsense, when Liandel received a call from Ludwig, the person had arrived.

He was wearing an army green padded jacket and a mask. Even if he walked over, he could only see a pair of eyes if his oversized jumpsuit was pulled up. No one could help but that was Ludwig, a Premier League rookie. He pulled it off after entering the door. Hat off mask.

Ramos: Damn it!

Marcelo: Fuck me!

Coentram: Damn it! ! !

Pepe: Is he a bird?

……

Several bastards lowered their heads at the same time and looked at the crotch. How young is it to accept this nickname calmly?

He was in a very complicated mood, but he still greeted with a smile.

"I know you. You are this year's European Golden Boy Award winner Ludwig. I see you on the news all the time. I just didn't expect you to have such a good relationship with us Ander."

"Come in and sit down! Sit down and talk!"

Ludwig nodded at them, then hugged Leander, and was about to walk in when he found that the road ahead was blocked. The one who looked up at him with rounded eyes was Mr. C Luo's Monkey.

Seeing that one of them was angry, and the other lowered his head in doubt, Liandel hugged him helplessly.

"Okay, let's go in."

After sitting down, he conveyed what Mendesto had said, and Ludwig was still the same, not in a hurry, not worried, took out his mobile phone and switched modes and replied a message to the manager: go back tomorrow.

The atmosphere in the villa was great, but there was already a commotion on the Internet. Although Ludwig was disguised well, it was not the first time he wore this outfit. People who were familiar with his walking posture and temperament could recognize him, and his eyes, Fortunately, he was photographed and put the comparison photos on the Internet.

"Madrid Surprises Ludwig"

Manchester United have just sold their votes, and the supernova who turned out this season has also been rumored. Now it happens to be the transfer period. Who is Ludwig going to meet when he comes to Madrid alone?talk about what?