Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Speaking of the Champions League, Blackburn eliminated Barcelona to advance to the semi-finals, while also advancing to Manchester United, Real Madrid, and Bayern.Except for Blackburn, who has risen strongly in the past two years, the remaining three teams are all football giants and European powerhouses.

The draw for the semi-finals was held at the UEFA headquarters in Nyon, Switzerland, at noon on April [-]. The host was, as always, UEFA Secretary-General Infantino, and the guest invited to the draw was the recently retired Dutch striker Ruud van Nistelrooy .

At this stage of the game, the lottery is no longer restricted, there are no seeded teams, and there is no need to avoid anything.

The top five European leagues, Ligue [-] and Serie A, are gone. The remaining two are the Premier League, and the Bundesliga and La Liga are one each.From the standpoint of the British media, the more secure method of division is that their own teams draw together, and one side will always make it to the final. Although there are sacrifices, it is considered insurance, at least it can prevent Manchester United and Blackburn from being eliminated.

When the media raised this possibility, fans sprayed it bloody.

It is only said that Blackburn and Manchester United will play twice a season at the league level, because both sides have brilliant records. They also have encounters in the Carabao Cup and the FA Cup. Frequent confrontations make them very familiar with each other. When they are drawn together, the fans feel no surprise at all, and they are already tired of watching the internally digested game.

The "Sun" made a statistics on their website. They want to know the group that the British people want to see most, and who will play with whom.

The results are very exciting.

They just want to watch the Premier League duo draw Real Madrid, and they want to see their friendship turn against each other. Manchester United's previous ace Leander and Ludwig, who is now on the rise, have never played against each other. This is also a highlight. There is also Rooney's reaction. He and Leander are best friends. After the winter transfer, the two have hardly interacted. Falling out, if Manchester United and Real Madrid are drawn together, it will happen to be a wave of interviews to dig out the truth behind the blockbuster transfer.

God may have heard the voices of the fans. The two Premier League teams did not meet in the semi-finals.

But there are also deviations. Manchester United drew Bayern, and Blackburn drew Real Madrid.

As soon as the result of the lottery came out, Leander updated a smiling expression, and Blackburn was all hehehe.

vic (Ibrahimovic): Leander starts again_clean up and wait for it hehehe.

kham (Beckham): Leander starts again_clean up and wait for it hehehe.

lli (Balotelli): Leander starts again_clean up and wait for it hehehe.

srodriguez (J Luo): Leander starts again_Wash and wait hehehe.

……

These scumbags lined up to show their presence, and even their captain Thiago Silva was not behind. The teammates were hehehe, he was very polite, official, and polite, next, please correct me.

→_→

Leander, who has been squatting among goalkeepers for so long, still doesn't understand?

Old friends in the Premier League regard him as the *oss, and they want to take the first kill when they meet him, and abuse him once for a whole year.

Good idea, but unfortunately no one has put him down so far.

One more thing, after the lottery was over, the goalkeeper group was boiling, asking if the little lion was there and whether he had entered the group.

[Spending so much money, buying so many people, and preparing for such a long time, Blackburn should be able to fight against Real Madrid. ]

[Looking at how they beat Barcelona, ​​you will know that the lineup is not lost at all, it depends on luck, performance is more important. ]

[I would like to know if Ter Stegen is in the group?The chance to kill the big devil for the first time has come, and all the goalkeeper colleagues in football are cheering for you! ]

Of course Ter Stegen is there. He has been diving for a long time and usually covers his vest tightly. He took the initiative to take off his vest when he saw the enthusiasm of the whole group.

[Thank you for your concern, I fought against the Big Devil in the two Champions League semi-finals. ]

[oh? zdf is a little lion?really there? ]

[Come on, come on, give us a group fight, how about zero seals for him? ]

[It's been so long since the group was established, we've been defeated many times, and the boss hasn't been defeated yet.Now let's look at Blackburn, first to play against Barcelona, ​​then against Real Madrid, and the Red Devils Manchester United in a decisive battle at the top of Europe. It happens that this year's final is at Wembley Stadium, and it must be very cool to win the trophy at home. ]

[In a word: boy, you can do it! ]

[The first round of Blackburn's home game, we all support you to go! ]33 Novel Network

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They chatted so happily that Joe Hart, who was wearing a war correspondent vest, lit a row of wax in his heart. After his identity as a traitor was exposed, he would definitely die.

Joe Hart kept on doing nothing, he sent a text message to Leander, asking him to check the group quickly.

He received a reply within three to five minutes of sending the text message.

[Keep your eyes open to watch me deal with him, and let me know as soon as there is any situation in the future. ]

While Joe Hart was selling his brother, the Real Madrid scumbags who were ambushing in the group also witnessed the whole process. After watching it lively, they made an appointment to meet and planned to think of a countermeasure to torture Ter Stegen.There were seven people present at this meeting: Leander, Ronaldo, Kaka, Pepe, Marcelo, Ramos and Coentrao.

The most hilarious of them is Ramos.

"After Liandel came over, there was no room for me. It's really boring recently," he said. After Liandel came over, Real Madrid's offensive end was strengthened to the extreme. They did everything well, and the defensive players didn't go forward. For these scumbags, it is absolutely torture to let them defend honestly and not think about things.

Ramos gave Leander a disgusted look, and mentioned what he found in the group.

"Those bastards must have never imagined that we are also in the group, and dare to provoke in private, if they have the ability to fight face to face!"

"If you don't teach them, they won't know why the flowers are so popular!"

"Think it's great if the striker can score goals, the midfielder can score goals, and the defense can also score goals? We can do it too! The big deal is to pull it out and play against each other. Whoever persuades who is Sun Zai!"

……

They discussed the countermeasures very excitedly, and then they were poured cold water on their heads.

The entire football world knows that Blackburn is a wave, no matter who the opponent is, they are very open, and they will respond to changes with the same.Bilang, Real Madrid does not lose, but they play too exciting and there are many hidden dangers. The foundation is unstable and easy to collapse. After thinking twice, Mourinho decided to strengthen the defense line. Liandel and Ronaldo on the front line are enough, and more attention needs to be paid It is the midfielder. Against a team like Blackburn that is happy to win and lose, you might as well play a defensive counterattack. First, stabilize your position. If there is any gap left by the opposite side, go forward and tear their defense line apart. This is better than attacking blindly. It's safe to come.

The first round of the semi-finals was on April 25, which is No. 13 days after the draw. There was still plenty of preparation time. Mourinho conveyed his tactical ideas on the No. 15 day, and his face turned black after he finished speaking.

Regardless of the tactical system, Liandel's first task is to attack. Mourinho's arrangement will not affect him, and Ramos is the one who protests.

"After the group came out, the British side has been provoking us. They all circled Ander directly. Isn't it too embarrassing to play like this?"

Mourinho said calmly, people just want to provoke you without thinking, this is a tactic.

They don't understand even after talking about it, anyway, it's right to execute the order.

In this regard, Mourinho has an inviolable authority. He does not like to be interfered by others, let alone players... Even if the chairman has opinions, he can only hold back. As long as he is the coach for a day, tactical arrangements are his personal work.

Because they knew it wouldn't make sense, they had no choice but to make up their minds.Anyway, when it comes to the game, the players have considerable autonomy, and the coach can't control too much. If he wants to advance, Mourinho can still rush up to hold people back?

Compared with Real Madrid, Blackburn is much more lively. From the coach to the players, they are very excited. They are trying their best to play Liandel. The only thing that disagrees is the boss. Zhang Er regrets it very much. He shouldn’t buy it. With so many people, isn't this rushing to make trouble for the male god?

Zhang Er discussed with the poor manager and said, "How about directly ordering them to release the water?"

Field Carter: What did you say?say it again?What are you ordering?

Zhang Er: ...

It seems impossible.

Or is it just Minglu, secretly contacting his players to let them release the water?

Before he could express his thoughts, Field Carter reminded with a tiger face: "Don't use your brains, Real Madrid's lineup is stronger than ours. They don't need to give up the ball. You know that you miss Liandel. You have to respect him." ! Going all out is respect!"

Zhang Er: ...

"It sounds reasonable, but what if he misunderstood my intention?"

Field Carter really didn't want to talk to the brain-dead boss, he said casually: "You can cheer for him in private, don't hold back the team."

This is a good way. Zhang Er secretly edited a text message and revised it many times before sending it. After sending it successfully, he has been pacing back and forth.

Would this be too provocative?

What if the male god misunderstood?

Tangled and tangled, the reply came.

What Zhang Er sent was: [Those scumbags in our team are about to turn upside down, they don't know how high the sky is and how deep the sea is, so don't give me face when they meet, teach them a lesson. ]

The reply was: [For the sake of your sincerity, I must have tortured them to the point where they cry for help and have nowhere to go. ]

After returning, Liandel's homepage was updated.

He shared with the fans the conversation he had with the Blackburn boss and helped with the translation.

[I just received a text message from Blackburn's boss, he said to me ah ah ah, the male god, I am your brain disabled, cheer in the semi -finals ... I replied to rest assured that I would win. ]

Fans who can't read Chinese really believed it. After all, it's no secret that the local tycoon likes Leandre.Liandel is simply amazing!

By the way, male god, you are so stubborn, aren't you afraid that local tyrants will break up with you?