Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Leander celebrated his birthday very happily, and had a full meal with Ronaldo that night, and then his joy turned into sorrow.

He slept until noon, and was woken up by Mendez's phone call. The manager reminded him to keep the KFC hospitality card away, and don't let Mourinho find out, beware of being confiscated...

It's obviously too late.

Leander didn't use the card to pretend to be aggressive. The friends who attended the birthday party helped him pretend. The boring "Sun" even analyzed the personality of the gift giver through the gift.

According to the public voting results, Ludwig is the most sincere, Kaka is the most tasteful, Marcelo is the most down-to-earth, Zhang Er is the most generous, Rooney is the most wanting to be friends with him, and Laura is the least classy. Moss...Master Shui was originally very proud, but he gave a gift that fit the birthday star's heart with very little investment, and then his taste was questioned by the entire football world.

Mourinho saw the news after flipping through two pages of the newspaper, and then he called Ramos.

"He is already very intemperate, and you are still helping the evildoers!"

Before the start of the new season, Master Shui was punished, a thousand-word self-criticism, handwritten and not allowed to print.

As for the card, Mourinho had to do a total calculation and find a reason to confiscate it for him in a fair manner.

……

After receiving the manager's call, Leander couldn't fall asleep. He rolled out of Ronaldo's arms and was about to go to the bathroom to take a shower when he heard moaning from the side. He turned his head and saw his husband put one hand on his forehead and the other Brace yourself.

Although he has eaten a lot of "meat" in the past two years, Leander is still pure in essence. He only knows that his father may not be able to enjoy himself if he does it for several days and nights in a row, and he doesn't know that it is not applicable to ordinary people.

Too much kidney deficiency!

With her husband like this, he wasn't in a hurry to take a shower, so he walked to the side to ask him what's wrong?

When Leander asked, Ronaldo's face turned dark, should he be reminded to be more restrained?It seems too embarrassing to be cowarded in only two days!It's really refreshing for Leander to be so enthusiastic. In comparison, doing so many guns in the past is like eating old bacon, which is dry and not refreshing at all.It's cool, but the problems that follow are also very serious. Can you still play football well with kidney deficiency?

Sure enough, you should have a heart-to-heart talk with him.

Ronaldo was still talking, Leander stretched out his hand to help him rub, rubbed the little brother and stood up again, Ronaldo wanted to be suppressed by it, but he didn't stop being cruel to himself in the end, the two rolled to each other again Together.

After another shot, Leander was happy physically and mentally, and C Luo lay dead on the bed in big characters.

Leander hugged him and ignored him.

Lie down and kiss him, but ignore him.

Forced and helpless, he finally boarded the omnipotent forum, put on a vest and asked what the situation was, and the post read as follows:

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[Topic] Experienced friends help out!

[Content] Last night, I had sex with my husband a few times, and today he couldn't get out of bed. I asked him what's wrong and didn't say anything, just lay on the bed with his back propped up, asking what's going on, waiting online! ! ! ! !

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After sending out this post, he opened the door to a new world.

The majority of netizens are very enthusiastic, and Leander can easily add several layers.

[If I don’t have a husband, I’ll just look at it and don’t say a word, the landlord, are you here to abuse the dog? ]

[When you look at ls, you are inexperienced. It is you who is suffering from kidney failure, okay?Recommend Huiyuan brand Shenbao, he is good and you are good too! ]

[Huiyuan brand kidney treasure, whoever uses it will know. ]

[You are also an enthusiastic and unpretentious person who can ask this kind of question, but you should restrain yourself, a few shots every night is too much for a man to bear! ]

[It is recommended that the landlord find more husbands to share the pressure. ]

[Hurry up and place an order, drink Shenbao, don't give up the treatment! ]

[......]

Leander casually baidued the Huiyuan Kidney Treasure again. It was rare for him not to feel distressed, and immediately placed an order, which was a cross-border purchase.

The recipient aldo, in addition, he also honestly wrote the address of the villa in Madrid.

After seeing the details of the order, the staff was silent for a long time, and then posted a screenshot on Weibo, with the address erased, and the recipient's name and order quantity displayed.

Weibo user Aite C Luo.

[In order to pretend to have a girlfriend, I went so hard!You are no longer that innocent Luo Daihua, you have changed! o]

[Buying a kidney treasure can only prove that your kidney is deficient, it cannot prove anything else...o]

[Although it feels like a marketing gimmick, I still think o, Luo Daihua will be hacked wherever she goes, there is no one who lives so heroically. ]

[Real Madrid held a press conference today to announce the signing of Ludwig, and the club offered a sky-high contract.I thought Xiaoniao would definitely grab the headlines today, but I'm still too young! ! o]

[Since meeting Master Gun, Luo Er has become more and more enchanting hahahaha o]

[Seeing you show off your eight-pack abs every day, I thought you were a real hunk, but I didn't expect it to be like this. I saw that you bought more orders than my husband]

[If you don’t say anything, I’ll be quiet o]

[If you have the ability to place an order, come out if you have the ability, come out and explain clearly, which vixen are you with? o]

Liandel Foxy Tang didn't know that he was making trouble again. After placing the order, he dragged Ronaldo up from the bed. The two took a bath together, cleaned up and watched the press conference that had ended In the video, Ludwig's transfer was finally completed. He got the salary of the second echelon of the team, the same goal bonus as Liandel and a signing fee of 3000 million euros.

The signing fee is obviously for the sake of free transfer. In the camera, Ludwig is as noble and glamorous as ever, with no expression throughout the whole process, pretending to be aggressive all the way.

There are too many media who came to this press conference. As Real Madrid’s most important signing this summer, the club has made perfect arrangements and a grand publicity for today. It stands to reason that today’s headline should be "Live Ludwig’s transfer, The signing fee is 3000 million euros" and so on, what's the result?

BBC headline today: "C Ronaldo's excessive indulgence leads to kidney deficiency, and Real Madrid's new season has buried hidden dangers."

Sky Sports headline: "Professional players need restraint in their private lives, and advocate everyone to learn from Liandel."

"The Sun" headline: "C Ronaldo has three girlfriends at the same time, and eight-pack abs can't stop the kidney failure."

……

Leander has once again become a clear stream in the eyes of the media. God knows that Ronaldo was tricked by him, whether it was "kidney deficiency" or "the whole world knows his kidney deficiency".Outside the gate of his mansion was surrounded by paparazzi for three floors and three floors outside. By the time Ronaldo realized that it was wrong to check the news with his mobile phone, the rumors had already spread.

Jorge Mendes called and asked what he was up to?

Ronaldo firmly stated that he was hacked, and said that finding out the truth must make the other party look good.

Leander came out of the kitchen after stealing food and heard this sentence. He expressed his determination before asking why Ronaldo was angry. Ronaldo showed him the hottest news at the moment. Leander blinked first, then said angrily : "This seller is too much! I'm going to sue him! He leaked customer information!"

Ronaldo corrected and said: "I didn't place an order to buy that kind of thing, they are spreading rumors! I want to sue him for spreading rumors!"

Leandre Real was straightforward, and he directly dismantled his platform: "I know you didn't place an order, but I placed it! I heard that this medicine works really well, but I didn't expect the seller's quality to be so low! I can't believe it!"

Ronaldo couldn't believe it, he was stunned.

Are you kidding me?

are you kidding me?

……

……

Liandel wanted to call Mendez and ask him to help hire a lawyer. He was not afraid of burning money. If he wanted the best lawyer, he had to sue the unscrupulous businessman.Before he dialed out, his mobile phone was robbed by Ronaldo.

"I didn't hear clearly just now, baby, tell me again, who placed the order?"

"me."

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God! !O earth! !Oh my God! ! ! ! !

C Luo wanted to cry but couldn't cry, he just blamed himself for blindly looking for a mess|shit|stick to be his wife, and now it's too late to return the product.

"What kind of kidney treasure are you okay to buy? I don't need it!" Ronaldo cares more about Leander's opinion than the vigorous news. He wants to prove his ability to go all out, but Leander reaches out and pats him on the head, just like usual Like coaxing little Chris, "Take medicine when you are sick, be good, don't give up treatment."

Ronaldo was really lost his temper by him, he refused to talk to Liandel, and went to the backstage of Facebook by himself.

After being 200 million times by Aite, the message immediately exploded.

How long has it been?

Nima is making such a big fuss!

In fact, not many people took it seriously, they all made fun of him, and the little friends even lined up without missing a single one.

s (Ramos): We've been separated for a while, and you're in the headlines again.

lo (Marcelo): Robot I envy you!

pepe: hahahaha, robot, honestly, did you really buy that?

y (Rooney): I can't believe it, it must not be true!

bairdludwig (Ludwig): The headlines let you, let you not?do not do that.

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Now that he knew the truth, Ronaldo didn't panic anymore. He calmly swears that whoever placed the order will lose his kidneys, and thanked the fans for sending him to the headlines. Good media, they don't even want to face in order to increase sales.

After issuing the statement, he repeatedly reminded Leander, don't admit it, anyone who asks will say that he doesn't know.

Leander also knew that he was cheating, he nodded in agreement, and asked again: "I spent so much money, did the things arrive?"

Ronaldo reached out and pinched Leander's face without mercy.

Even so, Liandel still groaned and said: "They have used it and said yes, you can try it later? If it doesn't work, I will give him a bad review!"