Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

The "Sun" always knows what fans want to see. On the day Leander posted the group photo, they put the comparison photo on the page. The title reads like this——

The king of England was firmly opposed by the woman's father, and her love affair was frustrated.

Just relying on this line on the front page, "The Sun" was sold out of stock. The uninformed people made up a lot of brains, opened the corresponding inner page, and then found that they were cheated. The message board of the official website was full of bad reviews. , The title dog is simply shameless!

[The Sun newspaper is so virtuous, even if it says on the front page that there are pictures and the truth, you can't believe them! ]

[At least the printed coloring pages can be cut out and pasted on the wall, although the newspapers are not bad for selling! ]

[I want to scold him even if I don't lose, I'm looking forward to it for nothing! ]

[Bad reviews are accepted!Whoever believes in you is an idiot! ]

[......]

After reading the latest comments, the editor-in-chief of "The Sun" is still calm. The people are like this. They say don't do it, but they are actually very happy to read it. This issue of the newspaper has received the most negative reviews in history, but it is the most sought-after this year. , the major stalls are all sold out, even if they know the content, fans can't help but want to buy a copy, the color pictures are so beautiful. 33 Novel Network

Liandel's emotional problems have always been the focus of fans' attention. Because of the demand, the media continued to follow up, but there was no result.

He is so boring. When there are no business activities or competitions, he is always at two o'clock. He is at home when he is not at the training base. When he is greedy, he calls for takeaway. If he has any hobbies, he is watching dramas, which young people like nowadays. He is not interested.

Just because Leander lives too old-fashioned, the fans still joked about him, saying that Ronaldo who lives with him is so fashionable, he didn't learn a single thing, and he was so pure after three years in the industry!

He didn't know it himself, but he was a stamped virgin in the hearts of the fans. It was for this reason that Leander had dominated various strange lists for three consecutive years.

Most want to fall in love with him ranking list, top1!

Most want to hug & kiss & have sex with him. Love ranking, top1!

The most popular among gays, top1!

In similar votes, Liandel is always in the lead. Mendes will send him a congratulatory message every year when the overall ranking comes out. Although it is a meaningless vote, it can at least show his popularity.

Forget about the others, what Ronaldo can’t understand is why someone wants to fall in love with Leander, he is not considerate at all, let alone romantic, and he is stingy... and because he has watched too many TV series, he knows that talking about relationships hurts money , he usually takes one step at a time, especially direct.

As for sex, love, Ronaldo has a headache when he sees this word. In the past, Leander was cold. This summer, he suddenly became enlightened. He was very enthusiastic when he got into bed. At the beginning, he felt very happy. For two more days, the male dog’s waist was not good. live.

Recently, a new member has been added to the family, and it would be better to have a Shiba Inu father escorting him. Ronaldo is still going to think of a way to see if he can enlighten him, and if it doesn't work, he can buy some props and come back.

The new season is about to start, how can I keep thinking about those things?

Leander was not idle when Ronaldo was thinking of a solution. He harassed Marcelo every day and posted a post asking for help from netizens: What should I do if the bastard is too lively?

The answer I got was: Take it to the pet hospital for ligation, I am afraid that the estrus period has come.

Leander suddenly realized that he was going to cut off Donnie's sin by himself, but he was caught by Ronaldo before he did it... Ronaldo took a lot of effort to persuade him to give up the idea of ​​being so sick. He was only three months old Is your pup in heat?Have no common sense!

Ronaldo, who successfully protected the puppy, also shared this story on the homepage. The fans didn't know what to say. The Shiba Inu's father almost became the Shiba Inu's father-in-law. Leander is really a big deal. Swing the knife!

Liandel has something to say about the allegations made by the fans.

Leander starts again: I bought a cheat book across the ocean, it should be cherished_(┐「e:)_图

The accompanying picture shows the father of Shiba Inu looking at the camera wretchedly, and Leander is sitting next to him with the Sunflower Book in his hand.

This news caused countless Chinese fans to spray food and water, and even one who shook his hands and dropped the claw machine into the cesspit. After two seconds of distress, they stood up firmly and explained the source of this book to foreign friends.

Just one knife can open the door to a new world, the pinnacle of eunuch martial arts.

[Liandell is seriously ill, I'm really worried about him. ]

[Why do you think Luo Daihua stopped him, if he can't cut the dog and cut himself... how many people will cry and bleed. ]

[I was so scared that I spilled a cup of coffee on the keyboard, don't say such scary words! ]

[Fuck, even if you really want to be sterilized, it’s not like this. Your cat and dog are in love|period and cut off directly? ]

[I don’t have cats or dogs at home, I don’t know, I’m going to order a takeaway to scare me away! ]

A book of sunflowers resolved Leander's embarrassment. At the same time, with the help of fans, he learned common sense. There is nothing wrong with the pup, he is naturally lively.

The little Shiba Inu didn't know that he almost couldn't be a male dog, so he slept comfortably and slipped in to squat before the owner returned to the room.

Leander still hasn't figured it out yet, he always closes the door well, why did the dog get in?

Ronaldo smiled at this question.

The second round of the Spanish Super Cup started in Liandel's fullness. Because he was too suffocated, he fully vented his energy into the game. In the first half, he fulfilled the expectations of the fans. He scored three goals personally, one of which was It's still a thunderbolt lightning that I haven't seen for a long time. The slow motion clearly records the route of the ball, and it is presented in lines like a flash of lightning.

It was this lightning that split the night, facing their fateful opponents, Real Madrid once again proved that they are the light of Madrid.

Three goals in the first half, two goals in the second half, five blessings are the answer sheet handed over by Liandel.

In this game, Ronaldo also completed a hat-trick, and the two of them locked the score at 8:0.

Recently, Atletico Madrid has challenged Real Madrid four times in a row, from the league to the Copa del Rey to the Spanish Super Cup... All defeats, and every game is a shame, but Real Madrid fans have no time to ridicule their opponents, they sing songs, they shout loudly , they celebrated wildly.

At the same time, the entire media wished Real Madrid the five crowns and looked forward to them copying the myth of Barcelona's six crowns.

"The strongest Real Madrid, the best game. With the two defeats of Atletico Madrid, the Galacticos won the fifth championship of the season without any effort, and they are still one step away from their dreams."

"Liandell partnered with Ronaldo to achieve the sharpest striker, and Ludwig shined in the midfield."

"Even if the defensive scum is as good as before, Real Madrid don't have to worry about them capsized. The offensive threat to the opponent is too great. Atletico Madrid didn't think of a solution to Ludwig after 10 minutes of the game. Violent fouls are not good for him. use."

"It is recommended that sprinters collectively change their sports. The green field is the stage for you to shine. You can easily dominate the football world in [-] meters and [-] seconds."

To put it lightly, do you think nine seconds per [-] meters is a Chinese cabbage?Anyone can escape?

The BBC's live broadcast was sent out, and the British Athletics team got involved with Real Madrid and insisted that they do both.

There are many athletes in Europe and the United States who are professional but not full-time. As long as two people nod, there is no need to worry about friction between football and track and field.However, Leander was only thinking about eating meat, and was not going to find trouble for himself for the time being, so Ludwig let him.

Join the track team?

Just dream, he doesn't even bother to participate in business activities now, and there are only six things in life: training, competition, eating, sleeping, playing to death and having sex.

Compared with this choice, more people pay attention to where the limits of human beings are. They always feel that Ludwig has not worked hard enough. Many people encourage the BBC to make another fight. It is best to invite famous generals from Jamaica and the United States to save Some people don't believe the result and compare blindly all day long.

The TV station has approached Mendes, and the manager said that his players are preparing for the new season with all their strength and will not make an appointment for the time being.At the same time, he replied positively to the British Athletics Team. If he wants to distract Leander from doing other things, at least wait until he wins the Hercules Cup.

The track and field team asked Ludwig again?

He has no desires or desires, and the only thing he listens to is Leander.

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The track and field team was really speechless. They tried to say to Mendes: "It's a pity that their speed talents are not used. We have a diamond league in track and field, and it is no worse than playing football."

Mendes insisted: "There will be the World Cup in a few months. It is useless to say anything at this juncture, please forgive me."

They were so anxious because they were afraid that the two would be intercepted by other national teams. Mendes thought that the possibility was very low, but he didn't say it.

Speaking of the World Cup, Three Lions coach Carlo Ancelotti finally extended an invitation to Beckham. He said in an interview: "David Beckham is the window for English football to the world. His competitive state and his rich experience in major competitions are urgently needed by the national team. I hope he will work hard for England again, and we will attack the Hercules Cup together.”

Beckham was very moved. He seized this opportunity and expressed his determination to An Shuai and fans across the country.

"I stayed away from the five major leagues for a while, and I was discouraged and wanted to retire. It was Victoria who encouraged me. She thought that I could play until after the World Cup in Brazil. I was not very confident at the time, so I called Liandel and told him Get strength there."

"Liandell told me that he will help England to the top of the world, just like the European Cup that ended before, and I will regret it if I retire at this time."

"Everyone says that football is round. No matter how strong you are, you dare not declare the outcome before the game, but I believe in him."

"Thanks to coach Ancelotti for his trust and invitation to me. I will once again put on the national team jersey and fight for the world championship. Next summer belongs to England."