Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Adding up all levels, Real Madrid and Barcelona encounter at least two or three times every season, and there are also five or six times. Even if the historical origin is not pursued, it is easy to make enemies.During Guardiola's coaching period, Barcelona performed total attack and defense to the extreme, which had a great impact on football. In those few seasons, they stabilized Real Madrid.But there is no good man, there is no hundred-day success, and after a few seasons, the two sides tend to be balanced.

At the beginning of this year, Real Madrid introduced Liandel. The first show was the national derby. That game was too bloody and cruel. Barcelona will remember it forever... Liandel is already very annoying, and now Ludwig is here!

England's midfield and frontcourt twins, the most extravagant partners in European football, each of them can save the world on their own, and it's too fucking excessive and too fucking bullying to be on the same team!

Fans have been looking forward to this national derby since the beginning of the season. For them, Real Madrid's encounter with Barcelona is like a thunderbolt, and it will definitely ignite!This season, the stars of the two teams are shining and full of monsters. Whether it is based on popularity, wealth, performance, or gossip, it is the best choice. The fans, fake fans, and even fans are very happy.

The TV station warmed up for the game an hour in advance, making it like a pre-World Cup event. They played short videos to show fans a review of history, gave regular introductions to fans, and invited special guests to compare winning percentages and predict scores.There is also a shot of the bus arriving at the stadium interspersed in the middle. Although they are all the top super giants in football, in terms of perception, there is really a lot of difference.

Although there are a few laggards in the Real Madrid team, the average appearance is still too bad, especially Ronaldo, Kaka, Liandel, and Ludwig got off the car at the front and back. When they appeared, it seemed that there was a red carpet on the ground. Like rose petals floating, you can smell the charming fragrance across the screen.

Ronaldo specially messed up his hairstyle and put a lot of effort into the details. After finishing it, he carefully sprayed it with setting water. He felt very good about himself. After getting out of the car, he showed his iconic smile to the camera... The result?The big cameraman who came today is obviously not a C Luo fan, he didn't stop for him, and turned around and pointed at Leander.

Fortunately, the fans are enthusiastic. Ronaldo thinks it is right to spend so much effort. Today is really handsome!

This kind of thinking didn't last long. When Leander came down, the fans at the scene burst into screams that were many times more enthusiastic than before. The movement was so loud that the stadium was alarmed.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

"I can't breathe, I'm going to faint! I need my husband to kiss me to wake up!!!"

This girl is acting all the time, and she really pretended to be dizzy. Leander just passed by her, and there was a safe distance of more than one meter. Hearing what she said, Leander became interested, and he moved very fast. He took two steps forward, reached out to support his cute fan girl, and kissed the back of her hand.

Not pretending this time!

I'm so confused!

She and the crowd next to her didn't react for three seconds. Liandel let go after giving the kiss. He blinked and said, "Stand firm and don't get dizzy again."

He waved to other fans, then turned and walked in, the screams were half a beat behind.

"Honey, don't go! Kiss me!!!!"

"My heart is beating so fast! My head is so dizzy! I want my husband to kiss!!!!!! How could you kiss another woman in front of me, my husband!!!!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

When Leander made his appearance, the screams almost knocked the Nou Camp upside down, and it was even crazier now, not only the female fans, but the [-]-[-]-pound strong man fell backwards, showing the actor-level strength. , and asked her husband to kiss her with the charming little girl.

As for the little girl with curly hair, black hair and yellow skin who received the hand kiss from Liandel, she wished she could immediately wrap her hands with plastic wrap, for fear that someone would rub against the place Liandel had kissed. Her cheeks blushed and she stared affectionately at Liandel He made up his mind that he would never wash his hands again, for fear of washing away his fairy spirit.

Heavenly grandma, thank you for protecting me!

I just wanted to lick my idol up close, but I didn't expect to be the lucky one to win the grand prize!

So lucky!

The luck of a lifetime is spent here!

Master Shui who appeared later wanted to kick Leander's ass, this bastard stole the spotlight again.The camera ran away with him, and the fans all became Wangfushi.Everyone is on the same team, and they are all the core, the gap is so big!Master Shui refused to accept it! tat

Leander didn't hear his protest, if he heard it, he would probably send him a few words: hold back.

Before the game even started, explosive points came one after another. Because there was too much movement outside, the fans in the stadium were whetted, and they only hated themselves for coming in too early.With a bright head, I took out my mobile phone and logged on to Facebook and Twitter. Sure enough, the homepage was slaughtered. I either screamed and swiped the screen or cried like an idiot. Because there are too many expressions of emotion and too little truth, it takes several scrolling to see the media. The photos shared, the first one is Leander holding the arm of the female fan next to him, the second one is him kissing the back of his hand, and the third one is his front face, the moment he winks handsomely.

Not only the photos, but the media also used the roar to explain the truth to the melon-eaters who did not know the truth.

——My husband, Leander, magnifies his tricks again! ! !The Real Madrid bus arrived at the Nou Camp Stadium. After queuing up, he heard the female fans next to him say, "I fainted and I need my husband to kiss me to wake up!" Then as shown in the picture below, he not only took the seat to admit the identity of her husband, but also gave kisses, He stared affectionately and reminded "don't faint again"...

It’s not long since this article was posted, and it’s as if a dick exploded underneath. Are you envious or jealous?Do you want to kiss me too?Why can't such a good thing happen to me?

[If I had known earlier, I would have squatted there and waited!Why can't I think about going in early?I regret it! ! ! ]

[What do you regret?I'm the one who loves me, I'm that lucky fan... the one next to him, so close to my husband, he ended up kissing someone else in front of me! ]

[Seeing that everyone is so sad, I am relieved, I am not alone! ]

[The more sad thing should be Master Shui who came down later... When Leander came down, the fans went crazy, and when Ramos came down, everyone was in a state of shock, screaming for Leandre's hand kiss of. ]

[What kind of tat are you guys? I went to the aisle for the first nine rounds to cheer for my husband. When I came here today, my boyfriend said that it would be crowded if you go in early, so I listened to him... I shouldn’t, never You should listen to him!I really want to beat him to death! ! ! ]

[It's time to split hands! ]

[That's right, it's enough for us to have a husband, we don't need a boyfriend!Boyfriends are just cheating! ]

[Already climbed up to the rooftop, seeing you like this, I feel that life is still pretty good, so I came down_(┐「e:)_]

Liandel's stupid fans were still fighting against Barcelona, ​​but this happened. Everyone completed the battlefield transfer in an instant, crying and wishing that the lucky fan was themselves.

The fans went crazy, and the culprit leisurely entered the locker room as if nothing happened.

Ramos pinched his face and complained, "You tricked me again!"

Leander pulled his hand away, then looked over with a "what are you talking about?" expression.

Ramos wanted to slap him on the head.

You pretend!You continue to pretend!

The scheming dog stole my shot!

Mourinho came here in time. He saved Ramos and didn't let the kid kill himself... Mourinho patted Ludwig on the shoulder and didn't say much. Those words have already been said before they came, and it's boring to repeat them , He mainly wanted to remind the defense that today's opponent is Barcelona, ​​and he can bite back if you leave a chance. Defense is very important.

When the players from both sides arrived, changed their clothes and prepared to warm up, the major live broadcast channels were analyzing the starting rosters they had already obtained, and asked the commentators and guests to predict the score.

"When it comes to the confrontation history of the two teams, generally speaking, Barcelona is leading. If we only look at the last two seasons, Real Madrid has the upper hand. The last national derby was in March this year, and the scene of the Galaxy Battleship bloodbathing the Cosmos has been up to now. The memory is still fresh, after a summer break, both teams have been quite supplemented."

"For Real Madrid, the ghost midfielder Ludwig from England has confirmed his status. He has won the trust of Mourinho and has performed well in the past nine rounds. Ludwig has the most assists in La Liga. His football Not fancy, he was transparent most of the time in the nine 10-minute games, but he is the most critical part of the current Galacticos, laying the foundation for the nine-game winning streak."

"Barcelona has also introduced a supernova, Neymar, a talented star from the football kingdom of Brazil. He has been sought after by numerous during the summer break, and he is in good shape in the new season. Now he is familiar with the rhythm of La Liga and is eager to prove himself with performance."

Although I didn't deliberately step on anyone, I knew from the lines that Ludwig and Neymar were not on the same level in the eyes of the media.

Ludwig has already been able to stand shoulder to shoulder with Kaka. Through their tacit cooperation, the Real Madrid midfielder has shown extraordinary dominance. Whether it is organizing offenses or intercepting steals, all statistics are among the best in Europe.As for Neymar, he may still have great development in the future, and it is very early now.

The Spanish commentary is better, but the British side is completely one-sided. In their view, Leander is God, Ludwig is a god, and Neymar is a fart! ! !

Someone also mentioned that when Liandel had just accepted the call-up of the national team, he was still under Capello at that time. He played a friendly match arranged by FIFA. England played against Brazil at home. The media in the British Isles choked on Brazil with the same enemy. At that time, the focus of the debate was Liandel and Neymar. At that time, the media could compare them side by side. The British just want to laugh.

At that time, it was said that Liandel was hyped for popularity, now look at it!

Even if Real Madrid has a lot of money, it’s okay. Do you think anyone can drive to 2.5 million euros?

There is only one Leander in football, and Leander is amazing!

Both BBC and Sky Sports are bad. They have a good relationship with Leander. They unceremoniously unearthed this dark history, and mentioned the European Cup final that made millions of England fans sad. They tried to use as relaxed a tone as possible. Jokingly said: "If Pique had read Leander's Shenxia special in advance, he would definitely restrain himself."

The stingy Britons have already missed Pique. As long as the England team meets Barcelona in the European war, or the national team meets Spain, they will remind the players to pay attention to safety and don't be harmed by that black heart!

Even though the story has long been turned over, Pique is still irritable after seeing similar news reports. Broken legs are nothing more than normal on the court. Is it because the media has never seen the world or the players are too squeamish?

Leander is so delicate when others get hurt ten times and eight times.

Fortunately, he was warming up right now, and he didn't know that he was hacked again. In fact, he just kicked a few words. There are so many processes behind, so how can he waste too much time on him.

After briefly introducing the situation of the two teams, the names of the starting 11 were displayed on the screen, and the commentators and the media lined up according to their understanding.

"Real Madrid is still their old routine of nine consecutive victories, nothing has changed. Although it is a pity that there is no surprise, they are really comfortable with this lineup. After the test of the official game, the tacit understanding between the players has improved significantly. As for Barcelona, ​​they It should also be a familiar lineup, it should be 4-3-3, needless to say the goalkeeper, Valdes; the defense four generals Alves, Puyol, Mascherano, Adriano; three midfielders , Busquets, Xavi, Iniesta; the striker is Messi, Neymar and Sanchez... This is the best lineup that Barcelona can currently arrange, and neither side has reservations. This is a bayonet contest."

"It's interesting to say that Real Madrid has Cristiano Ronaldo and Leander in the striker, Messi and Neymar in Barcelona; Kaka and Ludwig are the golden combination in Real Madrid's midfield, and Xavi and Iniesta in Barcelona are also classics. "

"The fans of the two teams are arguing over who is the best midfielder and the best striker, and today they can finally decide."

The host of the BBC program asked the guests they invited: How far do you think this game can go?What is the predicted score?

"Conservative estimate 6:2, Real Madrid 6, Barcelona 2."

"Sure enough, it's too conservative. In March, without Ludwig, Real Madrid won Barcelona by eight eggs. This game will only be better. It makes no sense to be worse than then!"

It sounds reasonable, but! ! !

Can you leave out the word "return"?

What does it mean to be worse than before?

Real Madrid have won eight eggs and you are not satisfied?

Although he felt that the guest's wording was a bit imprecise, the British fans still agreed with his judgment.

[Trust the experts!I decided to make another bet and bet on Real Madrid to win ten! ]

[Let's go!Go together!I guess Barcelona 1:10! ]

[If you want me to say, this game is either stalemate throughout the whole process, scoring goals interactively, or it is one-sided like last season. I originally expected the game to be more exciting, but just now the camera was on the VIP stands, and I seemed to see something incredible Yes, this might scare people to death! ]

……

Just at this time, the commentator introduced the celebrities in the stands to everyone.

Not to mention the family members of the Real Madrid and Barcelona players, the entertainment industry, the modeling industry, and the music industry have also come a lot. The most eye-catching thing is the bunch of talking and laughing guys. The Premier League stars are all old acquaintances of Liandel.

"The attention of this game exceeded my expectations. There were players from the five major leagues in the stands. Many of them just finished the game yesterday and the day before yesterday and immediately came to Spain. Just because of this, the game cannot end smoothly."

The hearts of the fans were also beating wildly, and they couldn't bear the excitement in their hearts. Fortunately, they didn't suffer for too long. After the warm-up was over, the players from both sides returned to the channel, the referee team was in place, and the game was about to begin. .

The Nou Camp stadium, which can accommodate nearly 10 people, is full of seats, and the red, blue and pure white are clearly separated.The home field advantage cannot be ignored, but Real Madrid fans are not vegetarians. These female fans look delicate, and they are sopranos when they speak.

Leander himself may not be aware that he has a beautiful fan club with long legs, and the area where they are located will make the nerds drool when the camera scans over them.These people want to fan Leander better, let him feel love, hear the sound of cheering... every day he wakes up and hangs his throat.

It's scary enough for a woman to scream in your ear, and now it's expanded to a phalanx... When they make a voice, the ears of the people next to them are full of bees, buzzing.

Leander came out of the passage, and immediately heard a familiar scream, followed by a familiar line.

"Husband, come on! Husband, I love you!"

"I fainted and I need my husband to kiss me to wake up!!!"

……

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As the person involved, Leander can be said to be the calmest. He didn't hesitate to show a smiling face in the direction of the sound, and then blew a cute kiss, and then the female fans in the stands, no matter whether they had a boyfriend or not I couldn't help it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The audience in front of the TV was stunned. This is obviously a temporary modification of the line, and they can still be shouted so uniformly!

Leander was able to accept such a shameful content calmly, and it really is not ordinary people who are popular these days.

The guest commentators shook their heads in unison. This picture is so beautiful that it is eye-catching.

These beautiful fans disrupted the rhythm of Barcelona's cheering and cheering. Fortunately, they let the majority of male compatriots go, and they also let go of themselves.They all saved their energy and waited to sing the team song, and then screamed after scoring a goal. They were too excited to be hoarse.

Fortunately, they didn't have to wait long, the side selection was over, the captains of the two sides exchanged team flags, and the final countdown before the game came.

It was Barcelona who attacked first. The fans were looking forward to the first goal at home, and the players also valued this opportunity. After the ball went out, two Barcelona players joined forces to block Ludwig, fearing that he would cut the ball lightly.

He has done too many similar things in the past nine rounds. In Barcelona's view, a considerable part of the reason for his easy success is that his opponent is too weak. Ludwig is not as monstrous as the outside world thinks. The only thing to pay attention to is to block him and restrict him. speed.

He must always have a numerical advantage in small-scale team battles, press high, intercept and block, and would rather foul than suppress his arrogance.

Football is like this, the feeling will become smoother and smoother, no matter how you kick it, Barcelona can't let Real Madrid find the feeling.

It is a good thing to be vigilant, and multi-person defense is also good, but Ludwig is determined to go there and no one can stop him, not even Leander.His speed and agility are the basis of his survival. This is a talent. Not only that, when Ludwig observes, he is like a TV director with many cameras in front of him. Outlined by perception and intuition, this kind of person, even if he can't fight, it is too easy to escape. He is so enchanting, it is not a problem to pass the double defense.

I only saw Ludwig swaying left and right at a super high frequency a few times, as if he was pedaling a bicycle in a state of no desire. At that moment, he found a breakthrough, took a step to the left and swiped past.

The ball is at the feet of Busquets, he and Kaka 1v1.

Kaka wanted to poke the ball away. Busquets stood on his left foot, stepped on the ball with his right foot and pulled it back. He protected the ball behind him and greeted Kaka with his supporting foot. At this moment, the camera zoomed in very close. Real Madrid The hearts of the fans are beating fast, this is an old routine, as long as Kaka slightly touches his support foot, he will fall down, the ball is still in his hands, and he can get some benefits from the referee, don't forget It's the Nou Camp, where the pressure from the home fans affects the decision.

However, even the old Jianghu has hell, Kaka didn't think about it at all. Ludwig who caught up was the first to notice his intention. When Busquets pulled the ball back, he thanked him for the hospitality. He hooked the ball away with his feet, and seeing that the opponent was about to fall, it was already at a [-]-degree angle. Ludwig supported his shoulders and pulled the person up, watching him return to [-] degrees before turning around and counterattacking.

Referee: ...

He has been law enforcement in the top league for seven or eight years. This is the first time he has encountered such a situation. Real Madrid and Barcelona are sworn rivals. Seeing that the opponent is about to fall, he even gave up the counterattack immediately to help him up.

This is simply the truth, kindness and beauty of football! ! !

There is no one kinder than Ludwig! ! !

It is very moving to witness such a match referee in my lifetime! ! !

The fans at the scene couldn't see it clearly, and the people in front of the TV were all embarrassing.

Kaka was stunned for a moment. As for Busquets, who failed to dive and was forcibly lifted up by Ludwig...is there any embarrassment?

It didn't take me a day or two to come out to hang out. I have seen countless flops, and I took the opportunity to come here, because there are many times when the slow motion replays the gang, and there are also people who fall too fake and are seen through at a glance, but I have never seen it. Half of them were helped up by the opponent, and he could turn around and launch a counterattack after helping the other person! !

This is humiliation!It's a great shame!

He is the only one who thinks this way. Even the pro-Barcelona media and fans feel that something is wrong, but they can't say good or bad. Looking at the British side, the fans are so moved.

[My big bird brother is really too kind!My dad said that he has never seen such a 40-year-old fan! ]

[This kind of behavior is indeed commendable. What I want to say is that Busquets was obviously stunned the moment he was helped up! ]

[Professor Bu: Let go!let go hear you?Who asked you to help me?A good dive will make you mess up! ]

[Ludwig: Blame me ⊙▽⊙]

Although the reaction was quick, at least it was delayed for a second. During this time, the defensive player had already pushed forward. Ludwig took Busquets' previous action and also stood still with his left foot, stepping on the ball with his right foot and stepping backwards. Lah, of course he won't imitate other people's flops. He followed the ball and spun around backwards. Seeing the opponent coming at him with one foot like a split, Ludwig gave him a crotch ball and pushed it straight. Come meet Leander.

As soon as Liandel turned around, he was in double defense again. In such a situation, Ludwig chose to take a detour from the side.

He caught the ball with his feet while running, leaped into the air, landed lightly and continued to move forward.

While rushing, Liandel was still complaining about Barcelona's defense in his heart.

If it is two long legs that are coming to press, it will take a bit of effort to jump over. In the case of Barcelona...it is quite appropriate to use Leap of Faith.

That's right!It's a leap of faith!His famous trick Leap of Faith is countless times harder than Blanco's leapfrog! ! !

Leander's use of this trick is very aesthetically pleasing, and the success rate of passing people is extremely high.

"l!"

"Lightning ball! Leander's lightning ball scored! Real Madrid lead 1-0 away! This wave of counterattack is really exciting! Every link is perfect, and the goal is a matter of course!"

"My God, I'm so excited! Real Madrid scored in the first minute!"

"Liandell is too strong, he has zero turnovers at all! Ludwig's performance is even more eye-catching! Kaka delays the attack in front, Ludwig breaks through under the defense of the two, steals from Busquets' feet, and sends to the fans Promoted a wave of Olympic spirit, turned around and used the same ball protection skills as Busquets and successfully sent the ball to Leander's feet!"

"Even if a master midfielder comes over, he can't do better than him! The steals are classic and the shots are exquisite! I must congratulate Real Madrid for the perfect start, it's really great!"

After Liandel broke the goal, Busquets looked at Ludwig, and Ludwig seemed to have sensed it, and turned his head.

After seeing clearly who it was, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, evoking a very shallow arc. No one noticed, but Busquets saw it.He had felt before that the other party seemed to have seen through his intentions, calculated to the extreme and took advantage of his flops. 33 Novel Network

Not only that, but he also used exactly the same trick as himself when he turned around and broke through, and performed a different ending.

What does it mean?

This is telling him, and also telling the fans - football should be played like this!

You flopped or got intercepted, I wasted time to help you up and then counterattack, the same routine, understatement with ease!

There is only one against you, and two against me!

You, what a waste!

……

Busquets read these things from the corner of Ludwig's slightly raised mouth, and then he was out of anger, and now the game started a minute and a half.

Ludwig only turned his head for a second, and without being dazzled by Kaka's bright smile, he turned and went to talk to him.

Kaka: I didn't expect you to help him.

Ludwig: Well, just a little bit of effort.

The truth is——

If I don't help him, tens of thousands of people at home will boo you.