Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

The whole La Liga felt comfortable because of this game. In their opinion, Barcelona had committed too many crimes. God finally couldn't see it and let Real Madrid accept it!

Isn't it?

Have you ever seen a team lose or draw because of the weird air?Or it's just that the turf is too bad and the field is slippery... In the words of the fans, why are there so many pressing things?Even if you are a six-time champion, you have colorful hair and colorful eyes, and you are wearing a majestic glow. The whole protagonist is set up. If you win, you should be right. If you lose, there will be shady?The protagonist of Migrant Workers still has a bumpy road to upgrade! ! !

This game was very good. At 0:14 at the Nou Camp, Real Madrid really did not disappoint their La Liga allies and fans. They firmly believed that no matter how thick Barcelona was, they could not blame others for this fiasco. , This means that there are serious problems in all aspects of tactical arrangement, lineup design, actual implementation and on-the-spot response, like a misplaced clockwork, everything is wrong, and it is getting worse. In front of fans all over the world, Barcelona has stepped into the abyss step by step. .

Because the midfielder who died the first to survive, the scene was particularly tragic.

The stands of the home fans were as quiet as chickens. They didn't know how to react. They couldn't laugh or cry. They persisted until the end. The fans fell into a daze, their spirits were in a trance, and they had doubts about the bloody numbers on the scoreboard. , thinking it was a dream, and refused to accept it.

"It must be a dream, not real."

"I just said how is it possible? How could we be at 0:14 at home? It turned out to be a dream!"

"I won't talk to you anymore, I'm going to sleep again, just wake up and dream."

Such conversations frequently occur among the home fans. As for the Real Madrid fans who came from afar, they are so excited, they are now thinking about how to leave Camp Nou safely. Too many people left the home stands ahead of time. , Maybe it's going to set up an ambush.

When the fans are fighting for IQ, their peers are praising Mourinho.

Mourinho has calculated everything that can be calculated, not only in the 10 minutes of the game, but also off the court, because he wanted Ludwig to perform such a cheap trick, he greeted the chairman in advance and put Barcelona It’s hard to say whether you can get the assistance of the local police to get out safely. The police also have red and blue fans, and they might fish in troubled waters. It’s better not to begrudge the few cents and hire a bodyguard company to escort the fans to evacuate first, and then clear the way for the players.

Because of the preventive work, he expects Barcelona to pick things up, so that after returning to the Bernabeu, he can refuse to sell tickets to them on the grounds of security risks. When Barcelona visits Madrid, the stands are all Real Madrid fans. It feels so good .

This is just a plan, whether it can be realized or not depends on today, and how much trouble it can make today.

More than a hundred fully armed bodyguards are already in place. The fans in the away stands are evacuating one after another. The players return to the locker room. As expected, Mourinho is kind. Xi went to attend the post-match press conference.

Leander took out his phone, Ramos took out his phone, Pepe took out his phone...they stood around a screen in twos and threes, waiting for the post-match press conference to start.

Mourinho walked in the front. As soon as he appeared, all the reporters put on a fighting stance and geared up to throw well-designed questions. The cameramen and photographers were also very busy, for fear of missing the shot.

Normally, media reporters like Leander the most, because he not only dares to answer any questions, but also takes the initiative to expose himself. Today is different. Today they want to see Ludwig the most. They have too many questions to ask him, and they want to know his history the most. Why did the style of play become so cheap overnight.

When Ludwig appeared on the stage, the media at the scene and the fans watching the live broadcast in front of the TV went crazy, and the music went crazy.The flash has never stopped, and the click and click can blind people's eyes.

Real Madrid, who came as a guest, came out first. As for Barcelona, ​​Martino did not show up. Instead, he appeared on the field with a cowardly assistant coach, just that one person.

Mourinho didn't even say hello to him, he just glanced back and turned around.

In his heart, the only person who can talk to the coach is the coach.

When it came to the questioning session, the first one to be drawn was the "World Sports News" who supported the home team. Normally, they should be very proud. In today's situation, the embarrassment is light. Fortunately, there was no Li An at the press conference. Del, otherwise, he only needs to throw a half-smile look in his eyes and get hit by this guy's blood pressure to soar...

Fortunately, Ludwig was upright and did not provoke him.

"I would like to ask Barcelona, ​​what went wrong in this game? I can't understand either the process or the final score, and I shouldn't think about it."

This question is very general, and Martino's assistant was silent for a moment, and said dejectedly: "First of all, on behalf of the whole team, I would like to say sorry to the fans. It is indefensible that we played badly in this game and we made the fans feel ashamed." Disappointed. As for which link went wrong, I think it is a lack of preparation. Real Madrid midfielder Bernd Ludwig has just moved to La Liga. We know him very little, and he has new changes in this game , which caught our players off guard..."

Although I apologized when I came up, after listening to a few more words, I knew that I was retreating and I was not prepared enough?Then if other teams meet Barcelona and lose the game, can they also use this rhetoric, saying that Neymar in your team has just come to La Liga and we are not used to him yet.

Excuses, all excuses.

What is the meaning of the coaching team?

Daily training, tactical arrangements, and pre-match preparations are one of them, and on-the-spot command is also very important.It's normal that the opponent's tactics don't match what you expected. In such a situation, you must adapt to the situation. Who would insist on going all the way to the dark?

After Guardiola left, Barcelona's coaching team fell down sharply. The previous eight consecutive victories were obviously because the players were competitive and the opponents were too good. The ninth round was tied and could barely be counted as poor luck... Today's game is looking for Less than an excuse, nine 10-minute games are capitalized failures.

After losing the first goal, he should make a change immediately. Martino's reaction was more than a beat or two slow.

In such a rubbish game, their assistant coach can still use innocuous reasons to muddle through. It's a joke.

Mourinho actually smiled, and he was immediately the center of attention.

"It seems that Mourinho has some opinions on this answer. Why don't you say a few words? What do you think of this game? How is Barcelona's performance?"

Mourinho was really happy. He replied without thinking: "This game makes me miss Guardiola very much. His talent can be called an opponent. The Barcelona we met today seems to have not been weaned." My cat. Martino is very good, really good. The new season is only two months old. Even Guardiola might not know this Barcelona team. If you want me to talk about their performance, I don’t think they have any shining points today. , Useless. Tactical arrangements and formation arrangements are all wrong, there is basically no on-the-spot command, the coach seems to be sleepwalking, and he didn’t make any adjustments after losing the ball. As for the players, I don’t know if they didn’t bring their brains before going out or their IQ is owed. , his performance can only be described as impulsive, he played chaotically and completely lost his usual style."

Having said that, Mourinho remembered that he was still at Camp Nou, so he was more polite.

"This is something that the Barcelona coach needs to consider. I won't say more."

The lady who asked the question on behalf of the "World Sports Daily" is as black as the bottom of the pot, you have said enough!

Isn't it just winning a game with dirty means, so there is no need to pretend like this?

Barcelona fans and the pro-Barcelona media are not very happy. Most people who watched the live broadcast agreed with Mourinho's statement, saying that they are useless or they are just talking about virtue. To be straightforward, Barcelona's performance today is a pile of shit.

[It's too long a scene, and you have to lose face even if you die.If you ask me to say 0:14, there is nothing wrong with it. If you can’t break it, you can’t build it. Seize this opportunity to solve all the problems. Being a guest at the Bernabéu may reverse it. ]

[Think about how much Martino let go before the game, even if he lost 0:4, he would be ashamed, let alone the result was so tragic. ]

[Now it seems that Guardiola is really good, he walked very timely. ]

[Compared to Guardiola's time, this Barcelona is really weak. The eight-game winning streak at the beginning made the new coach dizzy, just like Manchester United last season. Because the foundation is still there, it can solve ordinary opponents. , but in fact it is already a flashback, and a strong enemy can see where the gap is. ]

[Spent a lot of money to buy Neymar, and said that he must be a superstar in the future, who can cause trouble for Liandel... He is blowing fiercely!He doesn't have many shots, and I can count the number of touches with one hand. Is this kind of thing worthy of being compared with Leander?Lyander isn't that cheap! ]

[......]

The fans sprayed happily, and Neymar looked embarrassed.

Not only him, but the whole Barcelona team is the same.

Real Madrid cheap!It is right to hate Real Madrid!I didn’t perform well either, really bad, I lost my mind for nine to 10 minutes of the game, and I only came back to my senses now that it was over, feeling deeply ashamed.

This performance is very sorry to the fans.

Really ashamed to see them.

The press conference was still going on, and the bbc grabbed the next question: "Compared with before, today's Ludwig has changed a lot. We once defined him as a smart and elegant ghost midfielder. Today, it seems that he can also be domineering. May I ask Mr. Mourinho, how did you plan this new route, so that he caught Barcelona by surprise."

This question was completely in the plan, and Mourinho looked around: "It's better to let him explain it himself."

The corners of Ludwig's mouth raised a very small arc, and it could be seen that he was in a good mood. He looked at the BBC reporter who asked the question, and replied, "Actually, I also want to thank you, because the inspiration comes from the lightning ball that Lyander and the BBC collaborated on." instructional video."

As soon as this remark came out, the audience was shocked.

The fans watching the live broadcast in front of the screen were also in a trance and couldn't believe it.

That video has become popular all over the world, and everyone who watched football has watched it. How come others have not been inspired?

Moreover, this aggressive face-slapping style has half a cent to do with lightning balls?

They were still wondering, and Ludwig explained: "As I said before, I acted in order to gather the number of people for friendship. When the lottery was drawn, they all disliked me. The follow-up progress was absolutely unexpected... Then one day Lian told me that he found that every success of mine was a 100% imitation of his previous demonstration, which was a very rigid grasp, completely different from robots. He stared at me for a few days and felt that I had strong observation skills and could He noticed many details that others overlooked, and his grasp of angles and powers was also very precise, and his learning progressed rapidly. He joked that these characteristics of mine are exactly the same as those of a certain anime character. If I have time to look at them, I may be able to develop new ones. Skill."

"Ricciardo was by his side at that time, and he also said yes, I think...it was after the fifth round of La Liga."

"After I went back, I learned about the template they recommended to me. That kind of routine is called copying flow, which means relying on on-the-spot observation to secretly learn the opponent's skills or tricks, turn around and use them faster, stronger and more violently. It was very different from my original style. It was very difficult at the beginning. Thanks to everyone's selfless dedication and active training, I gradually made progress. Later, there was a group confrontation in the team. I used the copy flow. After seeing it, Mourinho said it was very difficult. Alright, and gave me more professional and authoritative advice, until this game is fully mastered, this is the first time it is used in an official game, and it feels good.”

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and many more!

what did you say?

This is called copy flow?

Isn't this fucking a slap in the face? ! ! !

Also, this routine comes from anime?Which anime is so cheap! ! !

There are so many people who follow anime, and others just look at it casually, but these beasts are actually used in reality!They also made it!

[So this is our husband's suggestion, Mourinho perfected it? ]

[My husband has a black hole in his mind!So wild! ]

[Compared with this, I want to know what that anime is called?I thought it was inspired by the Polyjuice Potion in Harry Potter! ]

[Copy stream?I think it's Hokage. ]

[Betting on a basket of gherkins is a hunter. ]

[Upstairs is all wrong, I already know which one hahaha, the degree of restoration is very high!It is absolutely possible for Master Bird to play a live-action version! ! !This is the first time I look forward to the live version! ! ! ]

[Expect 1!The only difference is that the prototype is playing basketball and he is playing football!They are all against the sky!All golden retrievers!Tall and handsome! ]

[So I get it... A perfect imitation, Kise ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ]

After squatting for a long time, I finally saw the key words. In the blink of an eye, Kise was on the trending search, first read the encyclopedia, then saved the animation, and waited for the press conference to review the game video before going to brush it!

Looking at online reviews, those who have watched the anime say that the restoration is super high, but those who have not seen it are very itchy.

[This is a [-] million advertising fee, right?I give full marks to this wave of Amway! ]

[Hahahaha, the black basket is on fire. ]

is not that right?Football fans are all watching basketball anime... I don't feel like I'm still broadcasting the press conference after the game. After the press conference is over, the number of views of this animation will skyrocket. Catch up with the rhythm of the three major migrant workers.

The manga writer and anime production team are still sleeping, so they don't know about this, and they will probably be scared to pee when they wake up.

What to say?

Although I vaguely heard that Leander likes to watch dramas, I didn't expect him to have such a wide range of hobbies, even watching anime, not just watching, he developed his unique skills while watching.

Anime is poisonous!

Anime kills people!

The pro-Barcelona media and reporters still want to denounce Ludwig, malicious provocation or something. He took the initiative to say that this is a new routine called copy stream and has a legitimate source, and half of these people withered.

Is this supposed to settle with Leander?Or settle accounts with the original author of the manga?

Who is so cheap?

Fans who have watched the black basketball said that Ludwig's style of play has gone from Heizi to Huangse... When I watched the anime, I didn't think that this routine is so cheap in reality?

The reporter who asked the question was in a trance.

Yeah?It turned out that it was inspired when I was learning the lightning ball, and then I borrowed it from anime.

Liandel was the one who advised him, and Mourinho was the technical director?

What a group of people doing great things!

How dare they!

"I'm a reporter from Gazzetta dello Sport. I've always had a question. When so many top players gather in the same team, don't you feel bored? Rather than being teammates, you should still be rivals." Is it more interesting?"

This is a good question, and Ludwig also answered it positively: "There is always a banquet in the world, and no one can tell what will happen in the future. What we can tell you is that we are not bored now, and we have a common goal. It is to create a record that everyone looks up to, to send Real Madrid to the highest level in football, and to achieve the pinnacle of glory... After achieving this goal, you may consider accepting new challenges."

Does it mean that it's not a fight with Real Madrid?

That's good news.

Real Madrid fans are also very happy. To be honest, they didn't believe that Liandel could stay in the same team for two years. He likes challenges and excitement too much, and he is not at all restless.With this guarantee, at least there is no need to worry now. When they are about to leave, Real Madrid has already taken advantage of it and there is no need to be too sad.

"I am a reporter from The Times. It has been more than two months since you moved to Real Madrid. How do you feel in this team? How do you get along with the coach and teammates? Are you used to the life in Madrid and the rhythm of La Liga? "

Ludwig expressed his gratitude to his "maternal family". He said that everything is fine, the chairman is very kind, the coach takes good care of him, and there are many acquaintances in the team. It is not difficult to integrate into it, but he has not particularly adapted to La Liga The pace, he cooperates with his own teammates, Real Madrid has its own characteristics and style.

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In the locker room, the teammates were eye-opening.

"I didn't expect our big bird brother to be so good at talking!"

"Compared to this, don't you think Mourinho is a bit dark?"

"It's rare that the score is so explosive, and the opponent is Barcelona. Mourinho is obviously ready to accept the praise of the general news media, but Ludwig stole the limelight! He's right to have a bad face. If he can laugh, I'll give it to him Get on your knees!"

"Ahahahaha, please restrain yourself, let Mourinho know that we are behind our backs, and you are the one to suffer!"

"What are you afraid of! If you get caught, let Ander block the gun! He has been trained to get used to it, he has rough skin and thick flesh!"

As soon as Ramos spoke, he felt his head being rubbed.

"Damn it again! I know you're jealous of my handsomeness! My hair is messed up!"

Leander: →_→

You handsome!You are so handsome!

My beautiful fans can form a phalanx, so why are you jealous?

They were talking and laughing in the locker room, and the atmosphere at the press conference eased a little. Why?Because the Portuguese media were drawn, the problem returned to Mourinho.

"Mr. Mourinho, how do you define today's victory? What does 0:14 mean? As a coach, what is your goal this season? Is it difficult to lead them with so many phenomenal players?"

Mourinho was very confident. He said calmly: "How do you define this victory? I think it should come naturally. I formed the strongest formation and matched the most ideal tactics. The execution of the players was perfect. Regardless of the scene, score or mental state, we are absolutely superior, 0:14 is nothing, if they are still in this state, the next round at the Bernabeu may have a deeper lesson."

"As Liandel said, our goal is to win six championships and win six consecutive championships. We have this strength. My players are very good. They belong to different positions and know their mission. They have a relationship with each other in private. It's good, it's a good fit on the court, it's a pleasure to work with players like that."

As he spoke, he seemed to think of something and paused.

"Of course there are also headaches. Leander's life is too casual. If you are full and have nothing to do, you don't have to worry. I have already figured out a way and am working hard to reform him!"

It's never useful to write a review, and to deal with him, he can only be fined!

_(:3ゝ∠)_

If it is a close match, the content of the game will be frequently mentioned. Like today's situation, 0:14, the gap is huge, there is nothing to say about the game, Barcelona has a lot of opinions, but unfortunately the coach did not come. Assistant coach, what can an assistant coach do?He didn't even have the confidence to speak out, he was afraid that because of one sentence, the matter would make a big fuss and finally blame himself.

Mourinho, Liandel and a group of reporters chatted and laughed happily, and the home team was ignored.

Although Martino didn't come to the scene, he watched the live broadcast, and the more he watched, the more angry he sent a Facebook message saying: [As our fans said, this game is a pile of shit, the opponent has no competitive sportsmanship , There are many problems with the referee's penalty scale, and the infinite tolerance for Real Madrid is extremely strict with us... I didn't expect the first Spanish national derby I experienced to be so disappointing. I will appeal to the Spanish Football Association and suggest that the Real Madrid coach manage Take care of his players. ]

This is a dead duck with a hard mouth.

[If you have the ability, go to the press conference and say it!Say it right to the magic bird!Don't be cowardly! ]

[help you rinho_ you are welcome! ]

[Ait Mourinho is useless, he didn't open an account, you want Ait bbc, Sky Sports, The Times, The Sun, Daily Mail and other media... Let them spread the word through the air. ]

Not to mention, a reporter's phone vibrated, click on it, and I'll go! ! !

Martino is also a man who does great things! ! !

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The other La Liga teams who are watching are very happy, especially Barcelona's opponent in the next round. Celta Vigo has been in poor form in recent seasons. Generally, if they can let it go, they are used to putting their energy into the rounds with a high chance of winning and trying their best to grab points.

There was the draw at Osasuna as a foreshadowing, and then Real Madrid overturned the Cosmos team at Camp Nou at 0:14. From the chairman to the fans of Celta Vigo, all the blood was boiling.

Barcelona has been hit hard. The state is so confusing. It can't be adjusted in a day or two. You can fight in the next round!Kill pigs and eat meat!It's a pity to let it go!

Not only Celta, Barcelona's No. 12, [-], [-], [-]... round opponents are all gearing up to take advantage of the fire.

Atletico Madrid is very sad. Their game against Barcelona is scheduled after the winter break, and they cannot take advantage of it.

But it’s okay, now that Barcelona has eight wins, one draw and one loss, they are firmly in third place in the standings. The pattern of La Liga’s top group has been broken, and the pressure has dropped sharply. Atletico Madrid can breathe a little easier.