Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

The result was almost the same as the media predicted. FIFA seemed to want to set a benchmark. Before announcing the result, it shared Liandel’s career summary with the guests and all the audience who watched the live broadcast... In three years, football was born He has created a generation of legends. Since the birth of this sport, there has never been such a player. He is too strong, so strong that he is against the sky.

The film has already been released. Needless to say, the fans also know that this year's Fifa Golden Globe Award was won by Leander. He has won it three times in a row. This has never happened in the history of football. Let alone won it three times. He's the only one to win the Golden Globe.

The guests on the stage are still praising him, saying that Liandel is a role model for the new generation of players. He has achieved amazing achievements at such a young age. He is not only talented, but also very hardworking. Sharing the results with the world, caring for fans, and making great contributions to the promotion of football, especially in Asia, the number of fans has increased sharply in the past two years, and more and more people are joining the sport... Leander listened for a long time, Why is it like a eulogy? That’s how it’s done in TV dramas. As long as a respected senior passes away, you have to choose someone with a big background to blow a few words for him. From personal achievements to contributions to society, it’s exactly the same as today Routine!

The fans with low teardrops were wiping away their tears. There was already roaring applause in the venue, and those sitting nearby congratulated him first, but Leander himself had black lines all over his head. He straightened his suit and walked onto the stage calmly. The first sentence I said through the microphone was: "Thank you for your support, thank you for giving me this award, I am touched from the bottom of my heart, but I still hope that friends from the media will be merciful and praise me for my talent, so I will accept it shamelessly. As for the others... I must say that robots are synonymous with hard work, Ricardo has a big heart, I know you love me, but there is no need to write these false reports just to support me."

This opening remark amused everyone, and I couldn't help but snort when I was wiping my tears just now.

What a living treasure.

Seeing that the atmosphere became active, Leander continued: "I finished the lines I could think of two years ago, and my agent, Mr. Jorge Mendes, worried that I would forget the lines and prepared a script for me. Just before going out."

As he said that, Liandel took out the small note from his trouser pocket. He glanced at the content on it, then at the camera and said, "What is written on it? Thank the club, thank the fans, thank the coach... Isn't this all nonsense? Don't worry, there will be more later, I am deeply surprised to get this award, there are too many players who performed outstandingly last year."

He read a few sentences, and then showed the draft paper to everyone, and after the camera finished capturing it, he put it back in his trouser pocket indiscriminately.

"The above few paragraphs have nothing to do with me. I have said enough thanks along the way. I am still the old rule. I will use this platform to set a goal: we will strive to win six consecutive championships this year, and win the World Cup again. Next year The moon is gone."

……

Everyone in the audience: Σ(°△°)︴

what are you doing

This is a serious and honest awards ceremony, not a stage for you to pretend!

Can the fuck follow the rules, don't scare people every day!

Leander's friends fainted from laughter, knowing that they shouldn't expect too much from him. As for Mendes, his face turned black. 33 Novel Network

I'm afraid that you'll talk too much and hate the well-prepared manuscript, so I want you to thank everyone in place first and then praise the 23 shortlisted people. Don't offend people too much, just come like this!The fuck is still winning six consecutive championships!Win the World Cup!See you next year! ...Scatter your paralysis! ! !

Before he came here, he was calm and content, but at the critical moment, he used a big move, and the players are just so bastards that they can't control it!Mendes doesn't want to worry about it anymore!Watch him do everything in his power to kill himself!

Mendes felt that he was guaranteed to be sprayed out by the entire media, but the follow-up development was not like that. From Liandel's bold words, there were only two reactions from the entire Internet.

Either "..." or "666".

Most of the people watching the live broadcast were scared to tears. Ordinary people knelt down for him, but Real Madrid and England fans were very excited. They were all there, "This is the smell!"

Friends from other leagues also followed the trend after being speechless.

For example, in the Premier League, Terry immediately posted a message on the homepage: [It's time to set a goal!I am also ready to win the World Cup! ! ! ]

After he finished speaking, he was completely disgusted. The fans were very rude and exposed his shortcoming: [Why don't you say that you are going to lie down and win?There must be a limit to pretense! ]

Because of Terry's lessons learned, Manchester City's main goalkeeper Joe Hart changed his words. He said that the first goal is the World Cup, and the second goal is the Premier League Triple Crown. They will rise this season!

For this reason, the fans also gave conscience advice: [As long as you launch the national team and give up the position of the main goalkeeper to Liandel or Ludwig, the Hercules Cup will be ready! ]

This statement was unanimously affirmed by the majority of fans, and Joe Hart almost fainted in the toilet.

This is not over yet!

There are many giants in the Premier League, and the strength of the first group is average. How can Manchester City pretend to be aggressive? Manchester United's strength mocks: Zhang is so ugly and wants to win the Triple Crown.

Chelsea and Blackburn followed suit, the Red Devils were right!

It is inexplicable that the top four teams currently in the Premier League standings are torn together. Fans in other leagues look at them like idiots.Liandel had pretended enough and forced him to get off the stage, took out his phone and swiped it, good guy!It’s so exciting online!

Real Madrid officially shared the news that Leander won the Ballon d'Or for a second time, and the comments below have exploded. Click on it, and the style of painting is simply magical.

[Mr. Men didn't shoot you to death on the podium!This is the first time I have seen such a sales agent!City people really know how to play! ]

[Before Leander took the stage, I couldn’t get enough of the scene where he received the award, but seeing that scene, I can only say that I’m still too young...]

[You should replay and see the expressions of the people standing next to him, this is different from what you said! ]

[Hahahaha, don't talk about them, you were shocked when you didn't see Luo Daihua!Our big bird brother is still calm! ]

……

The fans thought that the climax of the awards ceremony was over and that it couldn't be more exciting, but it turned out that they were still too naive.

As the big winner of the year, Leander won more than just this award. The best goal in 2013 still came from him. Reasonably, it should have been the kick that shot through the net pocket. Because of too much controversy, it was dropped during the nomination. In the end, Liandel's lightning ball was selected. It became the best of the year not only because it was a classic, but also because Liandel spread the classics, which has a double meaning.

That unreliable person came to the stage again, before he had time to say anything, there was a yellow lump jumping up from the bottom, and after jumping up, he ran towards him with four short legs, Leander looked down. , and looked at Ludwig who was sitting at the bottom, and the other party returned an innocent look.

Let him hold this stupid dog!

Such an accident happened!

Leander pretended not to see the fluffy lump at his feet, and was about to give his acceptance speech, but the stupid dog had already bit him, pulling his suit trouser leg with all his strength to attract the owner's attention.

In desperation, Leander had no choice but to pick up the little Shiba Inu, rubbed the fluffy dog's face, and said the first sentence: "Say it! Tell me the truth! Who told you to come up and pick my underpants!"

Seeing that he was about to burst into laughter, Liandel was still teaching the stupid dog: "Or was he bribed by the media to send people headlines?"

Everyone at the scene: ...

you win!real!

Reasoning with a dog in front of hundreds of millions of viewers, why don't you go to heaven?

And that bastard in the jersey, don't show such a wretched expression, he said that this is a serious and honest awards ceremony!

The fans saw that the camera gave Ludwig a close-up, what else do they not understand?

Dare to let the dog make trouble!

On purpose?It must be on purpose!

[I have seen so many awards ceremonies, today is the most fashionable!Leander is reassuring to grab the headlines!He also brought a secret weapon! ]

[Papa Shiba Inu is so hot and cool!Such a big stage is not stage fright at all! ]

[I made headlines today, and will shoot magazine covers with the master tomorrow!Guest TV drama the day after tomorrow!Is there a dog born winner? ]

[I'm not as good as a dog tat! ]

Since he followed Leander, Shiba Inu's father has become popular at a strange speed. He is very popular now. Even Leander is black, but he doesn't!

The fans are also helpless.

Who really raises a dog, the owner is like a fighter jet, and the pet is not much better. He didn't learn well at a young age, and started grabbing headlines when he was only half a year old. Forget it, he also learned to accept bribes!

Leander and his pups had a good time, but the organizing committee suffered, the theme was completely misled, and the guests below laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

As for the other award winners, seeing Leander so relaxed, they felt that they were like bumpkins standing on the stage with a nervous face, and the scene of giving their testimonials was even more unbearable to look at.

Among all the recipients this year, only two are very popular.

One is the show-stopper Leander, that goes without saying.

There is also Real Madrid coach Mourinho, who has successfully embarked on Ancelotti's old path, and he will carry forward the pocket win.

Anshuai only inserted one European Cup champion, and he directly inserted the six-time champion.

This is not the key, the key is Mourinho's self-confidence, he is different from others, and he might be ashamed to brag about himself if he is another person. After all, the biggest contributors are the Real Madrid players, especially the midfielders.Mourinho's face is as thick as Leander's, and he is shameless in capital letters. He expected that the media would not blow him up, so he brazenly blown himself up when he was awarded the award. It sounds like that.

Everyone who witnessed this scene was in a trance, and they were a little suspicious of life.

Could it be said that only being shameless can be favored by heaven?

Why is God so closed-eyed?