Absolute Surrender [Football]

The whole Real Madrid team vaguely felt that Ronaldo had made a new girlfriend, no matter how bad he was, he would have a passionate lover. It stands to reason that he should be in the team that was desperate to win, but Ronaldo was not particularly bloodthirsty , His state is very stable, just like usual, as if it was not the King's Cup final, and the opponent was not Atletico Madrid, but just an ordinary round of the league.

Maybe you will say, even if the game is ugly, isn't it because Valentine's Day is not a holiday!What a big deal!

The elders don't care, but the "leader" in their family does.Every year on February [-]th, if there is no indication, you will have a hard time in the next week, month, or even half a year... Conversely, if Valentine’s Day is in place, you are usually too busy to spare time or the problem of dating and releasing pigeons in unexpected situations is not so difficult Big, maybe your girlfriend will feel sorry for you for making money and working hard to prepare love soup.

On this kind of day, no matter how busy he is, men must take the initiative. There is a famous saying that time is like the groove on the chest.Not to mention that many star wives are free, their careers are relatively free, and they just buy and buy when they have nothing to do. They have been waiting for this day and are ready to be moved.

In the field of managing romance, men are mostly extreme, like Ronaldo, he is the type who is good at, as long as he is willing, he can make the most perfect dating arrangement, which will move you to tears. Of course, the taste in this circle is hard to describe and completely understand There are more "straight men" who are interesting. Ever since the stars' wives and girlfriends formed a group to exchange ideas every day, many people have had a hard time.

Seeing what other people say about my husband and my boyfriend, and applauding and moving while talking, you will inevitably have some expectations.

As it turns out, the perfect lovers belong to someone else’s family. Seeing my own family slumped on the sofa after returning home with stinky sweat, you said how about ordering a restaurant at night, he was so tired and didn’t want to go; you asked where to go on a date on weekends, and he told you Make an appointment with someone to play live and let you go out with your little sister... Can you live this day?

You say this is the daily life of a straight man, well, I’ll endure it normally, and I’m finally looking forward to Valentine’s Day, even if you don’t know your mind, you should know that you have to show sincerity on this day, if you want to train, what will happen? You know, it's best not to try it lightly.

Every February [-]th, I don’t know how many people suffer from headaches. This symptom is especially serious this year. One week before the holiday, it has been expressed and hinted that it has not stopped.The group of star wives is full of pink bubbles, full of anticipation and love. The players’ locker room is another scene. They don’t want to say sighs. Expecting wife.

Ronaldo is very busy, not only thinking about what gift to prepare for Leander, but also answering the hotlines of his friends and giving them advice.Not to mention that Real Madrid's first team has also developed the habit of cheering each other up. Everywhere you go, you can hear words like "fighting with Atletico Madrid", "I have to beat them to death in order to live a clean life in the next year", "5 :0! Oh no! Let’s set the goal at 8:0! Even if we don’t achieve it in the end, there is still room for mistakes!”…

Ronaldo originally thought it would be the same whether he was on vacation or not. Anyway, he and Leander are always on the same channel, training together, and resting together.Other people's wives pursue romance, while their own daughter-in-law is relatively realistic. Leander is full of virtues, and he is a very easy-going person.Originally, Ronaldo was on the side of laughing at his teammates, watching the whole team actively preparing for the game and training hard to prevent any accidents, but he was unlucky, he was implicated in it after watching the excitement for two days, accompanying training, accompanying gifts, and To be a confidant brother trash can to stupid teammates, he is a typical example of extreme joy begets sorrow, and in the end only Leander is the most leisurely, and even Ludwig is accumulating energy, preparing to make a vigorous confession on Valentine's Day. In fact, he has already Failed and came back several times.

It’s not that no one learns from Leander. For example, Rooney, because his wife and son are all Leander fans. After the hurdle of February, he came to the door and asked: If it is your fan, do you think they will want it? What kind of Valentine's Day gift?

Without even thinking, the answer blurted out: "Of course my blessing my signature my loving kiss!"

Rooney has black lines all over his head. I have never seen anyone more confident than him. Sure enough, he said it more bluntly: "Let me give you an example, such as Colleen, what do you think she likes?"

Leander thought for a while, and said very seriously: "I don't know your wife's hobbies, but there is a saying that goes well, every idol has such fans, you just can't make up your mind and don't know what to choose. Valentine’s Day gift? You can pick whatever I like! For example, you can first bring a bouquet of golden roses that will never fade, and then hand in your salary card!!!”

In the past few days, Leander has always listened to Ronaldo's advice, what kind of bracelet to customize, what limited edition to buy, each one is more exaggerated than the other, but there is nothing real!From the perspective of the recipient, he can guarantee that he gave Rooney the best idea, there is no better one!

Rooney listened to his nonsense, and said, "Think about it again, the salary card is not good, and Colleen has a secondary card!"

Leander thought about it, what did the robot do when he was unhappy last time?

"Transfer the money! You transfer £5201314 to her!"

Rooney didn't understand, and Leander gave him a popular science look and said that China doesn't know how many bachelors have successfully proposed marriages based on these numbers.Of course, depending on the economic strength, the position of the decimal point also fluctuates, the most touching is more than 520 million pounds... If Colleen asks what this means, she can pretend to ask her to look it up by herself, how sincere and sincere!

The only ones who can be fooled by Leander are this kind of straight man with infinitely low EQ. If someone else is sure to doubt the authenticity of those words, Rooney has been tricked so many times and still trusts Leander as always. He thinks it makes sense Ah, in this way, not only the sincerity has arrived, but also the heart has arrived.

No matter how he thought about it, there was no better idea, so Rooney finally finalized the plan. Later, he approached Leander twice and asked if there was any recommended amount?It's too dishonest to use one of them all.After all, Leander was someone who spent time in online games. He has a lot of reserves in this area. In addition, when Rooney called, Leander hadn't woken up yet, so he just said a few words in a daze. After he got up, he forgot Got it, didn't even have time to sleep to answer the phone until Valentine's Day.

At [-]:[-] a.m. on February [-]th, Colleen received a transfer from Rooney, because Fatty is always a super VIP, and asked the bank to help open the back door. The transfer notice Colleen received was very different, and the amount was also Scary enough.

She immediately shared this text message in the group, and then several more text messages were posted one after another, all of which were money transfers, but the numbers were not the same.

Colleen's number is 5201314. This string of numbers is tacky. At least everyone who loves it is happy to receive it.

In addition to 1438438/1487487...

Leander didn't remember that it was his own fault. He sprayed Coke on the screen of his phone when he heard about it. He wished he could crawl over the wifi to give someone a thumbs up. Who is so awesome that he dared to confront the "leader" of his family? .

This is spending money to buy suffering!

More than 100 million!Blind for nothing!

The poor star who learned the truth shed a lot of tears, and they turned to Rooney to settle the score. Leander heard that it was Rooney who gave him an idea, and he just condemned it for everyone——

Fatty is too inhuman!

Isn't this cheating teammates!

Don't just use any number you find, ask an expert before using it!

Rooney was shocked by Leander's reaction, he didn't expect such a brazen person!

Who is cheating!

Damn, you can't do this just because the conversation was not recorded at that time!

This is too shameless and ruthless!

What about men?

……

……

Of course, this is something.

It’s still some time before Valentine’s Day, Leander is wearing a waistcoat and going to the forum to be picked up while watching the excitement.

It was the forum that was banned before, and he went up and said, "I'm Leander's assistant, do you have any questions?"

_(:3ゝ∠)_

This routine is correct, but it is a pity that the main building sent it out, and the main building owner was sprayed in the face.

[The landlord, are you a village network?I don't know my goddess, he hasn't hired an assistant?Ask someone to spend money! ]

[Those who pretend to be aggressive these days don't even do their homework!You said you were Leander's manager!You see I believe it or not! ]

They were just teasing casually, no one thought that Leander would be so open-minded!He turned around and said oh, and then said: [Okay, I'm Leander's agent, what do you want to ask? ]

Probably the host is so shameless and cute, there are quite a few people pretending to be stupid and cooperating with him.

[Liandel's agent... isn't that the boss!Boss, can you tell me when Leander will leave La Liga? ]

[I I I!I want to know who his girlfriend is! ]

[Tell me what type my husband likes, and I'm planning to go to Korea! ]

[Let him make guest appearances in movies and TV shows, there are no resources recently! ]

[......]

All of the above were queuing up to tease him, and Leander answered honestly.

There are currently no transfer plans.

Not afraid to tell you he's gay.

He likes Ronaldo.

After he retires, he is guaranteed to develop in the film industry. Don't worry.

Remember to pay attention to Facebook on Valentine's Day for a small gift for you.

……

It’s rare to be so true, but no one believes it. It doesn’t matter if you don’t believe it now. He thought about waiting for all this to be confirmed after many years, or waiting for him to openly come out. He took a screenshot of this post and told everyone on Facebook: I’m really sorry for lying to you for so many years , I am not Leander's assistant or his manager, I am his real self.

This setting is very touching to think about.

Leander not only broke his own news, but also complained that the wives of the stars established a group a while ago, and since they had that communication platform, each of them has sublimated very quickly.The stars of the five major leagues are pitiful. They were arrested for hiding in their houses, caught for stealing food, and their wives returned to their natal homes every now and then...Especially when Valentine's Day is coming soon, the atmosphere in the locker rooms of all major teams is very dignified. The opponents on the Internet are still difficult to deal with, and the straight men will be forced to death.

Not to mention, even though everyone knew it was nonsense, it was fun to see him pick it up, and Leander's building became popular in the blink of an eye.After the popularity, it really attracted some people in the circle, such as translators, assistants, team staff or players' friends...all confirmed his statement. Valentine's Day has indeed driven many people crazy. This year's day It was much more difficult than in previous years. The players wished that February NO.14 would not be a holiday, regardless of training camps or competitions, but they were afraid that they would not be able to see their wives if they did not go home on holiday.

Onlookers: How important is it to buy a gift?are you kidding me?