Absolute Surrender [Football]

Joe Hart was shot while lying down. He acted as a dog's leg for Leander, but he didn't enjoy the benefits that a dog's leg should have.Le Wen

In the past, when this scourge spread across the Premier League, he himself suffered as soon as he arrived in the Manchester derby. It was not easy for thousands of people to send off Leander to La Liga. Joe Hart also said several hallelujahs in his heart, urging Leander to go away, go away What, he never wants to see this bastard except in the national team!Joe Hart forgot that Manchester City has one of the best results in the Premier League, and Real Madrid is even more amazing. They are a dominant team... As long as the two teams keep going forward, they will always meet in the European arena.

The major teams are mentally prepared. If they want to win the cup, they have to win Real Madrid sooner or later, and they cannot escape.

It is precisely because of this that the acceptance of Manchester City from the players to the fans is not bad. In fact, even if it is their own home court, they are also psychologically prepared to be kicked, but just think about the brilliant record of Real Madrid. There is no shame in giving them, and it is earned if they can draw.

With this in mind, Manchester City, as the person involved, performed much more steadily than the Red Devils next door.

The next door is a sad reminder. The game against Real Madrid is Manchester City, but Manchester United is always picked up by the media and followed by the news.

If it is said that Real Madrid’s first set is worth one billion yuan, the media will put a bracket here and add a sentence. Both Ronaldo and Leandre were vigorously cultivated by Ferguson. Kaka is also in Manchester United’s second spring. As for Ludwig, He started from a higher starting point than anyone else. He became famous at Manchester United and turned around and went to Madrid without any regrets. Profitable, very profitable.

In the past few years, Manchester United has been sought after by fans all over the world, and many people envy and hate them.They have also encountered the most painful ridicule. It is not obvious that Ronaldo left. Selling Liandel can be regarded as the most failed business in football today. Real Madrid recalled Kaka at the same time, making Manchester United an emergency doctor for free , As for Ludwig's departure, the fans were so angry that one Buddha went out of his body and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

The depth of love, the pain of hatred, many fans said that they would never forgive them, it was impossible to forgive, and some people conspired to do something to Real Madrid who came to visit.

In comparison, Manchester City is much friendlier. The fans also joked that the big brother next door really spared no effort to get them. He also used the ruthless tricks of hurting the enemy eight hundred and self-defeating one thousand. In order to make them feel better, they sold players to support Real Madrid. , creating this epic lineup single-handedly.

Just to fight against us, this is too hard!

Of course, this is a joke. While waiting for the opening time, the fans have to talk about something.

All major platforms have equipped the most luxurious commentary team for this game. The host is a celebrity in the circle, and the guests are all well-known. Some are good at data comparison, some can do tactical analysis, and some gossip.

After the show started, these people analyzed the game from various angles. When asked who you think has a better chance of winning, the whole network was one-sided and they all said Real Madrid.

"There is no need to go into details. Comparing the value of the players on the two teams' rosters, you will know how big Real Madrid's advantage is. Their scoring ability is the best in the world. In my opinion, the only possible breakthrough is the defense. How sharp their offense is. There are so many waves in defense."

"The restriction on Liandel is still the biggest problem in football today. As long as he doesn't misfire, this game will be difficult."

"Yes, Joe Hart said in an interview that Leander is the existence that goalkeepers all over the world want to keep a clean sheet. They all dream that they can beat Leander in a face-to-face game. If it can be done, then it is most likely Casillas, De Gea or himself. Because they are or have been Liandel's most trusted teammates, know him, have seen enough of his routines, and have studied For his defensive skills. Joe Hart will launch another attack on the goal today. From my personal standpoint, I hope he can show his best form and let us see the style of England's national goal."

……

The fans in front of the TV said that this guest had to memorize the words, and he did not take a breath during the whole process, which was really slippery.

Slip back, there are many people who are dissatisfied.

[Joe Hart is the England goalkeeper?Where did you put Ludwig?Where is Leander? ! ! ! ]

[Dude, you paid Joe Hart to send a press release, right? ]

[I fucking want to ask: How long are you going to play? ]

[With all due respect, Joe Hart is a hot chicken! ]

Fortunately, as a player of the game, Joe Hart didn't have the opportunity to watch the live broadcast, otherwise his already broken mentality would directly explode.

When sitting on the bus, the teammates encouraged each other, saying that a tie is a year of earning and winning.

Joe Hart refrained himself from interjecting. Like him, Manchester City's entire defense was also heavy. The brothers wanted to ask those who were chatting enthusiastically, have you encountered Liandel head-on?You know what it's like to watch him rush with the ball?Have you ever experienced the feeling of being exhausted throughout the game?

Frontal interception will not work.

Chasing and intercepting will not work.

The two even defended against him being able to make a leap of faith, even if you blocked him from leaping, he would still be able to attack with a wave of lightning.

Prevent him from being three years old in one game. If he plays a few more games, he will fucking want to retire. According to the statistics of the Sun, during the years when Leander stayed in the Premier League, the entire league was very inflated. Everyone was crazy. A reliable defense Players are not willing to come here, some are afraid that they will die in the hands of Leander before reaching the pinnacle of life, and there are also famous players who are worried that they will lose too badly if they meet every now and then. 33 Novel Network

There are those who face difficulties, some people can't wait to see the power of the strongest firepower player in football, after all, there are few such people.

The defense players are not willing to come and be devastated, which makes the already rubbish Premier League defense a lot of rubbish.

Fortunately, he has defected to La Liga's father's arms, and the bad trend has temporarily stopped.

But the guest's retelling of Joe Hart's remarks can only be half-truth and half-false.

A reporter did interview Manchester City before the game. Joe Hart said a few words. His original words were: "As close teammates of the national team, we have many exchanges in private. Liandel once taught me his famous stunt. Skills, I should have more experience when facing him than most goalkeepers. Just like De Gea, like Casillas, we were or are still his teammates, and we all learn from him actively or passively Many things."

When he said this in an interview, there were several snorts from the side.

Why are you so reserved?

Just say it!

The coach will let Liandel cooperate with the team's goalkeeper to practice free kick penalty kicks. As long as you have been teammates with him, you must be taught by him to be a man.

Reminiscing about the past is a lesson of blood.

The reporter did not let go of Joe Hart, and said: "Looking at so many encounters in the past, the experience you accumulated as a teammate obviously did not help the game much. Are you going to show something brand new this time? A surprise arrangement for the fans?"

At that moment, Joe Hart was stupefied, but he was used to the scorn of the media, and he struggled to maintain his facial expression, making the fans look forward to the game in a formulaic way, saying that Manchester City had made full preparations for the match against Real Madrid. They will be at their best.

Ah bah, it's all nonsense.

The little angel learned badly.

This interview was done the day before the game. Leander saw it. Not only did he see it, but he also highlighted it on Facebook, asking Joe Hart who is your close teammate?Do we know each other well?

Leander made troubles, and Rooney, who also belongs to the England national team, also made troubles. He vigorously encouraged Joe Hart, taught Joe Hart the correct way to deal with interviews, told him to stop talking so much nonsense, and just said: I will lose if you score one. , If you lose, call you daddy.

After Rooney's article came out, Leander replied: It's not rare for such a son whose IQ and appearance are both behind.

A few time zones to the east, quick-witted Chinese fans gave Joe Hart a good idea——

[You score a goal, I'm a fifth-speed electric fan on the live broadcast day! ]

Fortunately, Joe Hart did not follow this rhythm, otherwise, just to appreciate the heroic appearance of the electric fans in the future, the Manchester City fans would have to betray.

It doesn't matter if you lose a game. After so many years of existence, the team has lost less?The only hero who has never seen a live broadcast of Japanese fans!

The whole network ridiculed Joe Hart. This Champions League game started with laughter, but the process and result made quite a few people laugh. Even if they were ready to lose, the moment came and they couldn’t help it. irritable.

Manchester City ushered in a bad start at home in the first round. Real Madrid won 5:1. This result indicates that Manchester City's road to the Champions League this season ends here. It is absolutely impossible to sit under the siege.

Manchester City only scored a goal in the final stage, which was able to regain some face.

After the game, Joe Hart pressed Liandel on the court, and Ronaldo's special styling water couldn't save Liandel's golden hair that was kneaded into a chicken coop.

And Leander once again fulfilled his promise. He showed several unique skills in this game, and even pretended to be aggressive after the game, you want to see more exciting shots, so stay tuned for the next round. Bernabéu welcomes you.

Joe Hart was shot while lying down. He acted as a dog's leg for Leander, but he didn't enjoy the benefits that a dog's leg should have.Le Wen

In the past, when this scourge spread across the Premier League, he himself suffered as soon as he arrived in the Manchester derby. It was not easy for thousands of people to send off Leander to La Liga. Joe Hart also said several hallelujahs in his heart, urging Leander to go away, go away What, he never wants to see this bastard except in the national team!Joe Hart forgot that Manchester City has one of the best results in the Premier League, and Real Madrid is even more amazing. They are a dominant team... As long as the two teams keep going forward, they will always meet in the European arena.

The major teams are mentally prepared. If they want to win the cup, they have to win Real Madrid sooner or later, and they cannot escape.

It is precisely because of this that the acceptance of Manchester City from the players to the fans is not bad. In fact, even if it is their own home court, they are also psychologically prepared to be kicked, but just think about the brilliant record of Real Madrid. There is no shame in giving them, and it is earned if they can draw.

With this in mind, Manchester City, as the person involved, performed much more steadily than the Red Devils next door.

The next door is a sad reminder. The game against Real Madrid is Manchester City, but Manchester United is always picked up by the media and followed by the news.

If it is said that Real Madrid’s first set is worth one billion yuan, the media will put a bracket here and add a sentence. Both Ronaldo and Leandre were vigorously cultivated by Ferguson. Kaka is also in Manchester United’s second spring. As for Ludwig, He started from a higher starting point than anyone else. He became famous at Manchester United and turned around and went to Madrid without any regrets. Profitable, very profitable.

In the past few years, Manchester United has been sought after by fans all over the world, and many people envy and hate them.They have also encountered the most painful ridicule. It is not obvious that Ronaldo left. Selling Liandel can be regarded as the most failed business in football today. Real Madrid recalled Kaka at the same time, making Manchester United an emergency doctor for free , As for Ludwig's departure, the fans were so angry that one Buddha went out of his body and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

The depth of love, the pain of hatred, many fans said that they would never forgive them, it was impossible to forgive, and some people conspired to do something to Real Madrid who came to visit.

In comparison, Manchester City is much friendlier. The fans also joked that the big brother next door really spared no effort to get them. He also used the ruthless tricks of hurting the enemy eight hundred and self-defeating one thousand. In order to make them feel better, they sold players to support Real Madrid. , creating this epic lineup single-handedly.

Just to fight against us, this is too hard!

Of course, this is a joke. While waiting for the opening time, the fans have to talk about something.

All major platforms have equipped the most luxurious commentary team for this game. The host is a celebrity in the circle, and the guests are all well-known. Some are good at data comparison, some can do tactical analysis, and some gossip.

After the show started, these people analyzed the game from various angles. When asked who you think has a better chance of winning, the whole network was one-sided and they all said Real Madrid.

"There is no need to go into details. Comparing the value of the players on the two teams' rosters, you will know how big Real Madrid's advantage is. Their scoring ability is the best in the world. In my opinion, the only possible breakthrough is the defense. How sharp their offense is. There are so many waves in defense."

"The restriction on Liandel is still the biggest problem in football today. As long as he doesn't misfire, this game will be difficult."

"Yes, Joe Hart said in an interview that Leander is the existence that goalkeepers all over the world want to keep a clean sheet. They all dream that they can beat Leander in a face-to-face game. If it can be done, then it is most likely Casillas, De Gea or himself. Because they are or have been Liandel's most trusted teammates, know him, have seen enough of his routines, and have studied For his defensive skills. Joe Hart will launch another attack on the goal today. From my personal standpoint, I hope he can show his best form and let us see the style of England's national goal."

……

The fans in front of the TV said that this guest had to memorize the words, and he did not take a breath during the whole process, which was really slippery.

Slip back, there are many people who are dissatisfied.

[Joe Hart is the England goalkeeper?Where did you put Ludwig?Where is Leander? ! ! ! ]

[Dude, you paid Joe Hart to send a press release, right? ]

[I fucking want to ask: How long are you going to play? ]

[With all due respect, Joe Hart is a hot chicken! ]

Fortunately, as a player of the game, Joe Hart didn't have the opportunity to watch the live broadcast, otherwise his already broken mentality would directly explode.

When sitting on the bus, the teammates encouraged each other, saying that a tie is a year of earning and winning.

Joe Hart refrained himself from interjecting. Like him, Manchester City's entire defense was also heavy. The brothers wanted to ask those who were chatting enthusiastically, have you encountered Liandel head-on?You know what it's like to watch him rush with the ball?Have you ever experienced the feeling of being exhausted throughout the game?

Frontal interception will not work.

Chasing and intercepting will not work.

The two even defended against him being able to make a leap of faith, even if you blocked him from leaping, he would still be able to attack with a wave of lightning.

Prevent him from being three years old in one game. If he plays a few more games, he will fucking want to retire. According to the statistics of the Sun, during the years when Leander stayed in the Premier League, the entire league was very inflated. Everyone was crazy. A reliable defense Players are not willing to come here, some are afraid that they will die in the hands of Leander before reaching the pinnacle of life, and there are also famous players who are worried that they will lose too badly if they meet every now and then.

There are those who face difficulties, some people can't wait to see the power of the strongest firepower player in football, after all, there are few such people.

The defense players are not willing to come and be devastated, which makes the already rubbish Premier League defense a lot of rubbish.

Fortunately, he has defected to La Liga's father's arms, and the bad trend has temporarily stopped.

But the guest's retelling of Joe Hart's remarks can only be half-truth and half-false.

A reporter did interview Manchester City before the game. Joe Hart said a few words. His original words were: "As close teammates of the national team, we have many exchanges in private. Liandel once taught me his famous stunt. Skills, I should have more experience when facing him than most goalkeepers. Just like De Gea, like Casillas, we were or are still his teammates, and we all learn from him actively or passively Many things."

When he said this in an interview, there were several snorts from the side.

Why are you so reserved?

Just say it!

The coach will let Liandel cooperate with the team's goalkeeper to practice free kick penalty kicks. As long as you have been teammates with him, you must be taught by him to be a man.

Reminiscing about the past is a lesson of blood.

The reporter did not let go of Joe Hart, and said: "Looking at so many encounters in the past, the experience you accumulated as a teammate obviously did not help the game much. Are you going to show something brand new this time? A surprise arrangement for the fans?"

At that moment, Joe Hart was stupefied, but he was used to the scorn of the media, and he struggled to maintain his facial expression, making the fans look forward to the game in a formulaic way, saying that Manchester City had made full preparations for the match against Real Madrid. They will be at their best.

Ah bah, it's all nonsense.

The little angel learned badly.

This interview was done the day before the game. Leander saw it. Not only did he see it, but he also highlighted it on Facebook, asking Joe Hart who is your close teammate?Do we know each other well?

Leander made troubles, and Rooney, who also belongs to the England national team, also made troubles. He vigorously encouraged Joe Hart, taught Joe Hart the correct way to deal with interviews, told him to stop talking so much nonsense, and just said: I will lose if you score one. , If you lose, call you daddy.

After Rooney's article came out, Leander replied: It's not rare for such a son whose IQ and appearance are both behind.

A few time zones to the east, quick-witted Chinese fans gave Joe Hart a good idea——

[You score a goal, I'm a fifth-speed electric fan on the live broadcast day! ]

Fortunately, Joe Hart did not follow this rhythm, otherwise, just to appreciate the heroic appearance of the electric fans in the future, the Manchester City fans would have to betray.

It doesn't matter if you lose a game. After so many years of existence, the team has lost less?The only hero who has never seen a live broadcast of Japanese fans!

The whole network ridiculed Joe Hart. This Champions League game started with laughter, but the process and result made quite a few people laugh. Even if they were ready to lose, the moment came and they couldn’t help it. irritable.

Manchester City ushered in a bad start at home in the first round. Real Madrid won 5:1. This result indicates that Manchester City's road to the Champions League this season ends here. It is absolutely impossible to sit under the siege.

Manchester City only scored a goal in the final stage, which was able to regain some face.

After the game, Joe Hart pressed Liandel on the court, and Ronaldo's special styling water couldn't save Liandel's golden hair that was kneaded into a chicken coop.

And Leander once again fulfilled his promise. He showed several unique skills in this game, and even pretended to be aggressive after the game, you want to see more exciting shots, so stay tuned for the next round. Bernabéu welcomes you.