The pirate's crazy sword soul

When Gaspardi covered his buttocks with his hands, fell to the ground with a face full of pain, and moaned slightly, the expressions of the navy watching the battle around him were like this: ╭(°A°`)╮

"What kind of move is this?"

"Wudao style?"

"Just... it hurts just to look at it..."

Even Zefa, after seeing the scene just now, subconsciously reached out to protect his anus.

But some people showed expressions of disgust.

"But wouldn't this move be too dirty?"

"Yeah, it's too disgusting to poke someone else there... isn't it?"

It's simply a trick used by low-life gangsters.

"Disgusting? On the battlefield, the enemy will not spare your life just because you feel disgusted."

Zefa then opened his mouth to educate everyone: "As long as it can subdue the enemy, it is a good move. I have to say that Yongen is indeed smart enough. He can see through the flaws in the iron at a glance and think of using it to attack the human body. To crack the sensitive parts, this kind of diffuse combat thinking is indeed worth learning by each of you."

"I see.."

"Is this a genius?"

The crowd joined in.

"Diffuse thinking?"

Hina tried to understand.

"Is the flaw in the iron block actually on the skin?"

Smoker was thoughtful.

...

"So, now is the time to fulfill your bet and call me grandpa, right?"

Yongen stepped forward and flipped his hair proudly. Just as he was about to taunt him a few more words, he suddenly felt a smell coming from his fingers.

Yongen: "..."

Boil!

I forgot to wash my hands...

Glancing at Gaspard, who was still lying on the ground and shaking slightly, Yongen immediately stepped forward and wiped his navy uniform hard.

"The brat who deserves... to die..."

Gaspardi put his legs together and stood up from the ground in a navel-gazing position. He looked at Yongen with veins on his head and said: "Use such... despicable means... don't... don't imagine that I will... .Admit this...competition..."

"So you don't plan to scream anymore?" Yongen asked with a smile.

Gaspardi did not speak, but continued to stare at Yongen with eyes that were four parts dissatisfied, three parts contemptuous, two parts contemptuous, and one part secretly happy.

The two looked at each other for a moment, and Yongen curled his lips and said, "Okay, if you don't scream, forget it, but there is one more thing I must remind you first."

As he said that, he pointed to Smoker who was watching the show.

"Smog is my son, and I am your grandfather, so correspondingly, he is your father. It doesn't matter if you don't recognize me as your grandfather, but you have to recognize me as your father, right?"

Smoker: ? ? ?

As soon as he finished speaking, the veins on Gaspard's head couldn't help but get worse. He covered his butt with one hand and squeezed it with the other. He gritted his teeth and said: "Yongen, today's shame, sooner or later, I will definitely... I will pay you back twice as much.”

"Grandpa is looking forward to your growth." Yongen spread his hands, not caring at all.

Are you kidding me? Your grandpa is cheating on me, so I can get you to repay him twice as much in the future.

Then I might as well commit suicide.

The discussion between Yongen and Gaspardi came to an end here. With Zefa maintaining order at the scene, Gaspardi could only retreat to the team obediently, sulking secretly with his legs crossed, no matter how angry he was.

hours later.

After finishing his first day of special training, Yongen, who was covered in sweat, took off his navy uniform and wore a white old man's vest. He quickly ran to Smoker and Hina, stopped the two of them and said, "As a fellow disciple, To commemorate the occasion, how about I treat you to a meal?"

The two looked at each other after hearing this. Smoker was about to refuse, but heard Hina say: "Okay, Hina likes seafood the most. Can you treat us to seafood?"

"Of course." Yongen smiled and nodded.

After a while, the three of them appeared in front of the yard of Akainu's house.

"You said you wanted to treat us to dinner...do you cook it yourself?" Smoker asked.

"Yeah. My cooking is actually pretty good. At least it tastes better than the canteen in the base."

After Yongen finished speaking, he didn't care about the slightly suspicious looks on the two people's faces, and took off his shoes first and walked into the house.

"I am back."

"Hey, brother Yongen, are you off work?"

Chester ran out of the kitchen with an apron around his waist. These days, because Yongen's cooking was so delicious, he couldn't help but feel itchy, so he resumed his old business and followed Ask Yong En humbly for advice behind his back.

At the same time, in the living room, Ain, Cotto, Leo, and Tony were sitting together, studying the "Monopoly" card game that Yongen had just invented recently.

"Haha, you have reached the Mermaid Island I bought, please give me the toll!"

Ain stretched out her little hand and shouted to Cotto excitedly.

"Damn it, why are you on your territory again? Why don't you just waive the toll for me because I bought you ice cream yesterday? If you continue to fine me, my remaining 50 billion game coins will be lost. I'm going to lose everything!" Cotto said pitifully, holding five billion-dollar game currency bills tightly in his fat hands.

"No!" Ai Yin shook her head, "A game is a game, and ice cream is ice cream. These are two different things. And today is my birthday. Are you planning to cheat on my birthday?"

"It's... damn..."

After hearing this, Cotto had no choice but to take out a banknote and give it to Ai Yin, "Remember to find me [-] million!"

Behind, Hina, who was looking at this scene, couldn't help but asked curiously: "What toll, it actually costs [-] million?"

"Ok?"

Everyone who heard the strange voice turned their heads and took a look at the same time. When their eyes fell on Hina, the eyes of all the men suddenly lit up. Only Ai Yin frowned and looked at Yon En and said: "Yon En. Brother, who are they?"

"They are navy soldiers from the 1506th class, Smoker and Hina." Yongen introduced to everyone.

Seeing that Yongen did not introduce himself as his son this time, Smoker immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"These are my friends here, family members of the Navy who live in a small town. The older one is Chester, the fat guy is called Cotto... and the last little devil is called Ai Yin, my god sister , was approved to join the Navy just two months ago, but has not yet been formally established.”

There is no way, Ai Yin is too young.

Even Yongen did not officially start training with the team at the base until he was ten years old.

When little Ain heard Yongen's introduction, she puffed up her chest in a very disgusting way, as if she wanted Hina and Smoker to notice the extra-small navy uniform she was wearing.

"correct."

Yong En suddenly thought of something at this moment. He dug into the uniform coat he was holding in his arms, and then took out a brown bear toy and handed it to Ai Yin, "Here, this is for you, a birthday gift." .”

"birthday present?"

Looking at the ugly rag doll in front of her, Ai Yin was stunned for a moment, and then, under the extremely confused expressions of everyone, she suddenly lowered her head and started sobbing...