Douluo: On how to become a free fish

silvis city, night

The mission destination assigned by Dean Flanders to the Shrek Eight Monsters - Silvis City - is not very far from the town where they rested last night. The Shrek Eight Monsters arrived at their normal speed along the way. Silvis City.

Of course, the main reason why they were so relaxed was because Dean Flender told them that because it was an emergency, today's time was not counted within the seven days.But even without Dean Flanders's permission, they could only rush to Silvis City tonight, after all, they had to conduct the third phase of the assessment here.

At this time, they also knew the content of tonight's assessment, participating in the team battle spirit and killing all the opponent's members!

Any means are allowed!

At the same time, Tang Shu was not allowed to participate in the team battle. Flanders told Dai Mubai and the other seven that Tang Shu's presence on the field would not be effective in assessing them.

The other main reason is that he has experienced...

While Dai Mubai and others were preparing for tonight's team spirit battle, Tang Shu, who was not allowed to participate in the spirit fight, quietly approached Dean Flender.

"Master Dean, I want to do a business with you. Are you interested?"

……

After the assessment, when Tang Shu and the teachers came outside, Oscar, Ma Hongjun, Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, and Xiao Wu were vomiting.Only Tang San and Dai Mubai, who were slightly more determined, could still hold on, but their faces were also pale, and there was something wrong with their eyes.

"Tsk, tsk, it doesn't feel good..." Looking at the scene in front of him, Tang Shu felt a little gloating.

After Tang Shu obtained the third soul ring, he also experienced this during the month he stayed at Shrek Academy.

At that time, Zhao Wuji told Tang Shu that his close combat ability, martial arts, and cultivation were all outstanding, but as a melee and attack-type soul master, he still needed to have enough momentum.

Although momentum is a bit ethereal, the way to obtain it is very simple, that is, fighting!

The more you win, the more momentum you gain.

So during that month, in addition to "study" with Zhao Wuji during the day, Tang Shu also had to go to the Great Soul Fighting Arena with Dai Mubai and others at night to participate in the spirit battle, and cultivate his own momentum through victory.

In the first two days, everything went smoothly, and Tang Shu won the battle of spirits very easily.

But on the third day, an accident happened.

At that time, Tang Shu had just absorbed the third soul ring and broke through to the soul master. The sudden increase in strength made Tang Shu's control of power decline somewhat. In addition, he was not very proficient in the use of the third soul skill, so the one-on-one fight that night was Soul, he accidentally killed the other party.

Only when his opponent fell lifeless on the soul fighting stage did Tang Shu realize what had happened.

That was his first time to kill someone, and he behaved even worse than Ning Rongrong and others in front of him. At that time, his eyes were red, veins all over his body were bulging, and he always felt like he was holding back a breath that he couldn't get up and down. His mind went blank, and he looked a little distracted.

In addition, he was extremely disgusted with the smell of blood. The disgusting smell made Tang Shu vomit again and again.

Perhaps his expectations for Tang Shu were too high. Such a poor performance made Zhao Wuji frown. After returning to Shrek Academy, Zhao went straight to Flanders, and the two talked for a long time in the dean's office.

In the end, after Zhao Wuji argued hard and thought again and again with Flanders, Tang Shu's one-on-one spirit fight was moved from the game area to the life and death area, that is, a life and death fight.

The scene last night is still vivid in my mind. Tang Shu, who was on the life and death fighting stage for the first time, did not dare to kill his opponent because of the fear of killing. For this, he paid a heavy price, and his chest He was stabbed so hard by his opponent that his heart was hurt.

Under the threat of death, Tang Shucai broke his opponent's neck. The feeling of killing this time was very strange, including pleasure, fear, tension, excitement, anger, etc.

The situation happened so suddenly that even Zhao Wuji didn't react. By the time Old Zhao snatched Tang Shu off the Soul Fighting Stage, he had already lost half of his life.

Several teachers from Shrek Academy tried their best to protect his heart with soul power. With the help of medical staff and Wuhun Golden Dragon, the situation gradually stabilized.

Except for the teachers at Shrek Academy, not even Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun knew about this matter.

When Tang Shu woke up again, three full days had passed. Then with the advantage of Wuhun and the help of Teacher Shao Xin, he rested for another seven days before he recovered as before.

The first thing Tang Shu did after recovering was to apply to return to the life-and-death arena again. Flanders and Zhao Wuji hesitated for a long time before agreeing to him.

He got up wherever he fell. In the next half month, Tang Shu managed to kill with one strike, leaving no chance for his opponent to survive.

……

"Are you kidding us?"

While Tang Shu was still reminiscing, Ning Rongrong moved to his side at some point. Her face was bloodless, her face and hands were covered in cold sweat, and she kept bending over like a prawn. He looked like he could spit it out at any time.

"No!" The gloating expression on his face subsided slightly. Tang Shu tried his best to look serious and showed empathy for everyone, "Rongrong, you misunderstood. I didn't laugh at you. I just thought of something happy. .”

Ning Rongrong slowly straightened up, took a deep breath to suppress the nausea in her chest, and then turned her head and glared at Tang Shu, "What's so happy about it? Tell me, let me hear it. I feel very uncomfortable now. If you say If you can make me happy, how about I give you one thousand gold soul coins?"

Just after saying this, Ning Rongrong couldn't help but bend down again, but she forced herself not to spit it out. The guy was right next to her now, and she didn't want to continue to embarrass herself.

Hearing Ning Rongrong's words, Tang Shu's paws instantly became numb. He couldn't think of anything happy, he was just gloating about his misfortune.

But he definitely couldn't tell it directly now, otherwise he would be retaliated by these guys later, and the one thousand gold soul coins really made his heart beat. Wasn't it just to make this girl happy?Simple!

Tang Shu didn't know many jokes, but for the sake of a thousand gold soul coins, he felt that he should try harder. He thought about it and said, "I just remembered a joke and couldn't help but laugh."

"What joke?"

Tang Shu said: "Once upon a time there was a eunuch."

Sorry, it's not that he doesn't work hard, it's that he only knows this kind of concise and easy-to-understand jokes.

"..."

"Then what?" After waiting for a long time and not hearing Tang Shu continue to speak, Ning Rongrong couldn't help it. She knew about eunuchs, such unique creatures. Apart from anything else, she used to go to the Heavenly Palace where she often went. There are a lot of them in Dou Huang Palace.

"And then it's gone."

"No more?" Ning Rongrong's brows were knitted into knots. Is this considered a joke?There are only six words without beginning or end. Even a half-year-old child can speak it better than Tang Shu!

Tang Shu nodded matter-of-factly, "Well, the lower part is gone!"

"..."

After a long while, Ning Rongrong finally understood what Tang Shu was talking about. When she realized it, her face turned red, white, green, black, changing like a chameleon, causing Tang Shu next to her to open her eyes. Big eyes.

"I asked you to tell me a joke, and you just told me this?"

"Oh my God, does this guy not know how to coax a girl?"

Ning Rongrong only felt that she was a little broken. Her purpose was to take advantage of this opportunity to use the gold soul coins as bait to give the money-grubbing Tang a little sweet taste, so that he would understand that following her would bring Ning Rongrong benefits. This subconscious thought tied up Tang Shu and prevented him from running out to attract bees and butterflies after arriving in Tiandou City.

The result was that she didn't know it, but she was shocked. This guy actually used Ning Rongrong to fuck her!

Ignoring Ning Rongrong's changing face, Tang Shu directly stretched out his hand, "Is this joke funny? Come on, one thousand gold soul coins, it's agreed!"

"..."

"Go to hell!" Unable to bear it any longer, Ning Rongrong roared at the confused Tang, startling everyone, then turned around angrily and walked towards him angrily. Walk to the hotel.

Tang Shu looked at Ning Rongrong's back and was a little at a loss, "Oh no, she just said she wanted to make her happy. Doesn't it look like she is very happy like this? Is the thousand gold soul coins I got just gone? ?”

Thinking of this, Tang Shu couldn't help but feel pain in his heart.

The master standing aside was a little curious, "Xiao Shu, what did you just say to Rongrong? She seems to have completely lost the symptoms after the first murder."

Tang Shu shook his head bitterly, "Master, I just lost a huge amount of wealth."

The master frowned, a little confused as to what this had to do with Ning Rongrong's matter, but he still asked the teachers around him with his eyes, only to find that they also shook their heads in confusion.

This made the master even more puzzled. They were here just now. If Tang Shu really lost something, he and the teacher next to him should be able to find it.

The master wondered: "Xiao Shu, please tell me specifically what happened."

Tang Shu sighed and said in a low tone: "I just made an agreement with Rongrong. If I can make her happy, she will give me one thousand gold soul coins, and then I told her a joke."

The master understood something, but after taking a look at everyone in Shrek, who all looked over, they nodded secretly. It might be a good way to divert their attention, so he continued to ask: "What's the joke?"

Tang Shudao: "I told her: There used to be a eunuch. Then she ran away without paying her!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Shu spread his hands with a look of helplessness on his face.

"..."

"Pfft hahaha, vomit~haha, vomit~"

The people present were all smart people. After a little thought, they understood what Tang Shu meant. A smile appeared on their lips involuntarily. Ma Hongjun couldn't help laughing on the spot, but he immediately continued to vomit. People laughed and vomited and were unspeakably stupid.

The joke itself is not funny, but what happens in it is particularly funny.

The master's face became stiffer and his lips moved, but in the end he said nothing.

……

The next morning, before dawn, the eight Shrek monsters quietly walked out of Silvis City and continued on their way to Tiandou Royal Academy.

However, everyone was not as anxious as they were on the first day. They now only had two-thirds of the journey left, and there were still six days left, so they could hurry on slowly.

The reason why we traveled more than 400 kilometers on the first day was entirely because of that town. Now after passing Silvis City, we have gradually approached the political center of the Tiandou Empire. Basically, every dozens to hundreds of miles, There will be large and small cities everywhere, so there is no problem for rest and accommodation.

Moreover, after the Shrek Eight Monsters killed someone that night, even though they had received guidance from various teachers, they still had some sequelae. They walked slowly along the way and thought of it as a way to relax.

It was not until noon on the fifth day that the Shrek Eight Monsters caught up with the various teachers waiting for them in front.

"Master, according to the map, we are about to arrive at Tiandou City. Where is Tiandou Royal Academy in the city?" Flanders asked the master while looking at the map. There is no Tiandou Royal Academy on the map. logo.

The master rolled his eyes at Flanders, "You don't know, so how can I know? Thanks to you, you can barely be considered a dean."

Flanders glared, "What does it mean to barely count? It is! And what's wrong with the dean? The dean must know where the Royal Academy of Laoshizi is?"

Looking at the shameless Flanders, the master opened his mouth and was speechless.

"Dean, I know where the Royal Academy is. I can take everyone there." Among the Shrek Eight Monsters who followed behind, Ning Rongrong spoke up in time to solve Flanders's imminent problem.

"My family's castle is not far from Tiandou City. I used to go to Tiandou City with my clan members, and also went to Tiandou Royal Academy. Although the direct clan members are practicing and studying within the sect, some side branches are still there. of the Royal Academy.”

After saying that, Ning Rongrong looked at Tang Shu proudly, which made Tang Shu a little confused.

The master nodded, "Without further delay, since Rongrong knows the way, let's set off quickly. Let's settle down early so that the children can start practicing early."

Flanders and others also nodded and agreed with the master's words. They were already close to Tiandou City. If they were faster, they would be able to handle everything today.