Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

The weather was fine, and Uchiha Mori and his party successfully arrived at the Land of Thunder.

The environment of the Kingdom of Earth is not good, let alone the Kingdom of Wind. After some discussion, the group decided to visit the Kingdom of Thunder.

"Master! Look at the Thunderbolt Teardrops I made through my latest research. Although they are not as exquisite as the ones you made before, I still need chakra to activate them~"

Deidara held what looked like a grenade he had just made and shook it back and forth in front of Uchiha Mori.

"Sauron!"

Uchiha Mori shouted angrily, mainly because Deidara kept telling him in his ears that he had created something new...

What kind of monster is this!

Why are you torturing me!

There is no way to practice properly in cultivation!

Seeing that the sun is going to set, today's homework is wasted again.

"Master Mori."

Momochi Zabuza suddenly came to Uchiha Mori, lowered his head respectfully, and waited for Mori to give instructions.

"Take him away from me!"

Uchiha Mori looked angry and pointed at Deidara next to him.

"What do you want to do! I'm telling you not to mess around. I want to have a long-standing academic discussion with my master. People like you who don't understand art will not understand the noble pursuit of beautiful things by us artists. !”

Deidara said with a wary look.

Momochi Zabuza looked at Uchiha Mori behind Deidara, and was a little confused for a moment, because judging from the performance along the way today, the two of them had indeed been discussing, and Deidara basically did nothing except going to the toilet. Time surrounds Uchiha Mori.

However, when the two of them were talking, Zabuza and Haku didn't get close. After all, it would not be good if Mr. Mori would be blamed if he disturbed other people's good things.

Uchiha Mori pulled Mochi Zabuza over, leaned into his ear and whispered:

"Zoro! I'm telling you, this guy has been infected by the mental illness from the Akatsuki organization. Take him away quickly. It would be better if you can trick him back. Anyway, don't let him bother me around me!"

mental illness?

Do you mean crazy?

But this guy does look a little unusual...

If you really want to say it... Mr. Mori, do you have the nerve to tell others...

Of course, these words could only be said from the bottom of my heart. On the surface, Mochi Zabuza still said respectfully:

"Understood!"

After receiving Uchiha Mori's affirmative answer, Zabuza began to take action.

"Hey! What are you doing! Don't come over! Have you seen what I have in my hand! Believe it or not, I will die with you!"

Deidara held up the imitation grenade in his hand, threatening Zabuza Momochi.

With his eyes rolling, Zabuza slowly walked forward and said:

"Brother, you don't know what Mr. Sen thinks on the first day you come here. I guess you have been talking to me all day today, and Mr. Sen didn't pay much attention to you."

Deidara was stunned and replied subconsciously:

"how do you know?"

Under the mask, Zabuza's mouth was slightly raised, and he even threatened me. With just a few words, I could fool you. Prepare to buy a crutch, baby!

No, get ready for my deception!

"I have been following Lord Mori for so long, and of course I know some of his preferences better than you do. If you want to discuss it with Lord Mori, you can't mess around like this, you know."

"Many times Mr. Mori is immersed in his own world. I think this is closely related to the art you mentioned. What you did today may ruin the birth of a great work of art."

Momochi Zabuza looked at Deidara thoughtfully, with a bit of blame and a bit of regret in his eyes.

Deidara believed such outrageous words.

"Ah! Then I really sinned a lot!"

"You are right. Great artistic creations are often lonely. I should also work hard to find my own way!"

After Deidara finished speaking, he went to play with explosive clay alone.

Coincidentally

When Deidara was fooled into forgetting everything, there was another person who was also deeply involved.

Coincidentally, the entire ninja world was deceived by a lot of news about Uchiha Mori.

On Konoha's side, messages one by one were placed on Senju Tsunade's desk, which made her scalp tingle.

"These are the latest rumors in the ninja world?"

"you sure?"

Tsunade pointed to four or five pieces of information about Uchiha Mori on the table. These were all pieces of information secretly sold by underground forces, and each piece of information was shocking enough.

Like Uchiha Mori fighting Akatsuki Kakuzu and Hidan, the Thousand-Armed Buddha sweeping through the eight hundred miles of forest, and Ichibo taking out his clogs to call for planetary support, and the sky being filled with missiles that could destroy the world in an instant?

The most outrageous thing is the content on this scroll: It has been verified that Uchiha Mori is not a ninja of Konoha Ninja Village, but a pioneer sent by forces outside the ninja world to unify the ninja world. His strength has reached the highest level in the current ninja world. He is at the pinnacle and possesses: Sharingan Blood Succession Limit, Wood Release Blood Succession Limit, Forbidden Technique Flying Thunder God and Unexplained Fire Ninjutsu, and also has the special ability to summon dead souls to fight for him.

Where else could the forces outside the ninja world be?

However, Shizune had a business-like look on her face, nodded and said:

"Yes, Tsunade-sama, I haven't found out where the source of the news is, but all the versions currently circulating are here, including Uchiha Mori incorporating the Akatsuki organization in an attempt to plan the entire ninja world, etc..."

The more Shizune spoke, the less confident she became. Originally, if Uchiha-sen had not canceled the summons to all previous Hokages, these rumors would have been self-defeating. However, now the condemnation of Uchiha-sen in the village has become more and more serious. It seems that the ninja world wants to There are many forces that want to target Uchiha Mori, causing these rumors to spread faster every day.

By the time it was transmitted back to Konoha Ninja Village, it was basically considered that the entire Ninja world was covered.

"Don't you think this is nonsense? That guy Uchiha Mori, if you say he is crazy, I believe him and rules the entire ninja world?"

"Isn't that nonsense?!"

Shizune swallowed. Although she really didn't want to say this, what she said next would probably cost her a good desk, so she made enough mental preparations.

Shizune slowly said:

"That Tsunade-sama, even though I hate to say this,... the two elders Mito Kadoyan and Koharu Koharu initiated the Konoha Jounin Meeting... The topic was about whether to expel Uchiha Mori from Konoha. Ninja Village..."

After saying this, Shizune closed her eyes and slowly turned around.

Yes, that's right, if I didn't see it, I would never feel bad...

"How disgusting! Two immortal things!"

"boom!"

"Crack!"

Huh~ I don’t know why, hearing this crisp sound, Shizune felt much more at ease.

"These two old guys are really hateful! If the eldest grandfather and the second grandfather were still here, how dare they!"

"Damn it!"

"Damn it!"

Shizune slowly turned her head, and then an exclamation came from the office:

"Tsunade-sama, this building cannot be demolished!"

...

Half an hour later.

All the high-level officials of Konoha gathered together.

Sitting at the top were Koharu Koharu and Mito Kadoyan, both of whom had serious faces. They looked at each other at the same time, a hint of cunning flashed in their eyes. The seat in the middle was still vacant, but this did not affect them. planning.

"boom!"

unexpected.

The door to the conference room was violently kicked in from the outside, and the entire door panel was torn apart and lying on the ground, pretending to be dead.

The fifth Hokage, Senju Tsunade, walked in with a fierce look. He first looked at the heads of several big families sitting below, and then fixed his eyes tightly on the two "former" elders sitting above.

"Haha, it's Tsunade, take a seat, everyone has been waiting for you for a long time."

Mito Kadoyan smiled kindly and invited Tsunade to take a seat.

But he was soon slapped in the face.

"Before that, what I want to say is that the two of you are not the top leaders of Konoha. Why do you want to sit in the upper position? If so, it is not as good as me, the Hokage, to sit below and listen to the teachings of the two former elders of Konoha?"

After saying that, Tsunade really walked towards the empty seat below, crossed her legs, and absentmindedly polished her fingernails, with an even more disdainful expression on her face.

Of course, Tsunade's words are indeed accurate, and they also hit the pain point of the two above. After all, the Second Hokage has made it clear before that there is no need to add an elder position. It is just superfluous and confusing. .

Mito Menyan and Koharu, who had moved to bed, looked at each other awkwardly. This matter...

"Ahem, the two of us are also worried that Tsunade, you have just taken office not long ago and are not yet familiar with the Hokage's work, so we kindly want to provide some advice."

"Yes, yes, we two old bones also want to shine a brighter light on the village."

The two people were talking about cross talk, you complimented me and I complimented you.

"whispering sound!"

Tsunade glanced at the two of them disdainfully. In the already quiet conference room, Tsunade's voice could basically reach the last row.

Many jounin looked sideways.

The Fifth Hokage is really tough...

at the same time

Mito Kadoyan and Koharu, who had transferred to the dormitory, couldn’t bear it anymore.

At this time Nara Shikaku stood up and said:

"Two seniors, the meeting still needs to go on. Otherwise, you should move down first and leave it to the Hokage-sama to preside over. If there is anything wrong, please give me your support below."

It's not a good step, but it's better than nothing. Mito Kado and Koharu nodded one after another.

After a short interlude, the meeting went on in an orderly manner.

Tsunade sat on it carelessly, looking at the people below with an extremely disdainful look. Maybe she felt that the atmosphere was enough, and then she said lazily:

"I don't know who called you here today. Anyway, as the Hokage, I got the news 5 minutes ago."

After a pause, Tsunade's eyes swept across the cheeks of each jounin. Some of the shameless ones lowered their heads immediately, and then said:

"For this reason, my office is missing another desk. Elder Mito Kaden, what do you think about this matter?"

What do I think?

Do I see with my eyes?

But Tsunade's eyes were a little scary. . .

She is the shadow of a village. .I'm a little old man. .But I can't be cowardly now. .At least you can't lose in terms of momentum!

Mito Kadoyan kept encouraging himself in his heart, and after being silent for nearly 30 seconds, he said:

"On this point, I feel that as the shadow of a village, you can't afford a good desk, so I will buy one for you with my own money!"

Koharu, who was sleeping next to him, was stunned for a moment, and then he saw a row of ANBU ninjas standing at the door.

Good guy!

How dare Tsunade do this!

If you think about it carefully, it seems that standing on the general trend and suppressing the power of the Hokage will only work when the third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen is in power. .

Tsunade and she are neither close nor friends. If we insist on saying so, Mito Monen can barely be regarded as Tsunade-sensei’s comrade-in-arms. This level of relationship is not much different from that of Uncle Wang next door. You can do whatever you want. is you.

However, Koharu didn't want to give up this great opportunity when he moved to bed. You have to know how many families he and Mito Kadenyan had traveled to before, and how much effort they had put in to get to where they are today.

The arrow is on the string!Have to send it!

"Haha, yes, yes, but what we are discussing today is about Uchiha Sen. Obviously, I have seen some clues from the last incident, especially after the disappearance of the previous Hokage, Uchiha Sen's attitude towards Mu Ye's attitude became more and more indifferent."

Koharu said as he went to bed, winking at Mito Kaden next to him.

We agreed to attack together. As a man, you can't be cowardly at the critical moment!

"Ahem, I think so too. Things are not groundless. Although some of the information is very bizarre, I think there must be a connection between Uchiha Mori and the Akatsuki organization in the Land of Rain."

"Didn't Uchiha Sasuke disappear from the village inexplicably some time ago? This is an obvious signal."

"boom!"

Countless people present were frightened by the sudden loud noise.

Looking up again, Tsunade had stood up, her hands hanging in the air, and there was a pile of broken wood at her feet.

Shizune looked at the ground with a distressed expression.

I know you're angry, but please don't waste anything. . .This is all money.

"What nonsense!"

"It's ridiculous!"

"Blag!"

"Being too old to die is a thief, you know, Mito-senpai, who allows you to go beyond the Hokage to convene the Konohagakure village jounin meeting, and who allows you to exercise the decision-making rights on behalf of the Hokage. To put it bluntly, I respect you and call you former-elder." If you don't respect you, I would have thrown you out a long time ago. Who gave you the courage to bark like a dog here!"

Mito Kadoyan's face turned red as he spoke, his old and dim eyes opened, he trembled for a long time, and could not say a word.

Xiaochun, who was sleeping next to him, was ready to help and said:

"Tsunade, this is your fault. In any case, Elder Mito is also your elder. How could you..."

Before Koharu could finish speaking, Tsunade violently interrupted her speech.

"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot about you. You didn't speak for a long time. I thought you were mute. Let me correct you. You are the former elder of Mito. The second grandfather has deprived you of all the rights of elders, and I am now I really want to throw you and him out together."

"you!"

After living for more than half of his life, this was the first time someone spoke to him like this. When he went to bed, Xiaochun glared at him angrily.

"Someone, throw these two old things out of here."

The reason why Tsunade came here was to tell the group of people below that even if all previous Hokage were gone, the Hokage still had the final say in Konoha Ninja Village.

They didn't wait for the two to react.

Two teams of Anbu rushed in and surrounded the two.

"Hmph! You don't need to throw it, we will leave on our own."

Mito Kadoyan also saw it, and the two of them became the props for the other party to establish their power.

"I said throw it out."

Tsunade spoke in an understated tone, as if she was doing something insignificant.

"you!"

Two teams of Anbu rushed up, lifted the two men up and carried them out.

"Okay, the irrelevant personnel have been cleared out. I think it is necessary for me to tell you about Konoha's related systems. You are right, Chief Hyuga."

Tsunade looked at Hinata and Hinata meaningfully, holding a pair of fists above her head, clenching them tightly.

"No, no, I'm just here to watch the excitement today. I'm leaving right now, the Fifth Hokage. There are still many things in the family that have not been dealt with. Please allow me to take my leave."

Hinata Hiashi looked up with hope, and saw Tsunade nodded and left without looking back.

"You also want to review Konoha's related systems?"

Seeing that the remaining people were motionless, Tsunade asked in a serious tone.

"Don't dare."

"Hokage-sama, we are leaving now."

"I didn't even know there was a meeting today. It's so weird."

"Yep!"

"Go home, go home, I forgot to practice today."

In this way, a crisis was skillfully overcome by Tsunade.

However, things are not so easy for Yunyin...