Konoha: Start with a bowl of noodles!Ninjutsu is all about stealing

Uchiha Madara turned sideways and said to the giant creature behind him: "If it hadn't been for the heretic demon to provide me with chakra, I would have been dead long ago."

Obito didn't know what a heretic demon was. What he cared about now was how to get out of this ghost place.

He struggled to move from the bed, shouted: "I want to go back!" and fell to the ground with a thud.

Uchiha Madara ordered: "Don't move, otherwise the Hashirama cells that were sewn on will fall off. Do you want to die?"

Obito raised his head, looked behind Uchiha Madara, and found a white humanoid substance with half of his body dug out.

"As you can see, that's what keeps you alive! I saved you specially, so don't beg to die in a hurry! I will have many uses for you in the future, so just follow me in this life."

"What are your intentions? What do you want from me, you stinky old man?"

Uchiha Madara's eyes suddenly became sharp: "I want to cut off the cause and effect of this world! A world where there is only a winner, a world where there is only peace, a world where there is only love. What I want to create is this kind of world."

Uchiha Obito didn't care at all: "It's none of my business. I just want to return to my companions."

"I have already said that not everything in this world will go as you wish. You will understand soon."

He was struggling on the ground, still hoping that he could stand up and walk out of this hellish place.

"If you insist on seeking death, I can't stop you. However, I will dig out your remaining Sharingan."

"What do you want my eyes for? Don't you already have them?"

Uchiha Madara lifted up the white hair that covered his face and said: "No, my eyes are just transplanted from others. It's not a bad thing to reserve more. My real eyes have been temporarily stored with others (referring to Uzumaki Nagato) .”

Uchiha Madara pointed to his empty eye socket and said: "My right eye happens to be damaged. The Sharingan needs both to exist at the same time to exert its maximum power. If you insist on dying, your eye will return." I."

Obito suddenly realized: "In other words, I will become stronger when Kakashi and I are together. Next time, we can protect Xiaolin! Then I can't stay in this ghost place." !Wait for me, Kakashi, Xiaolin!"

Uchiha Madara said: "You are really a stubborn guy."

Obito crawled back into bed.For the sake of Kakashi and Lin, he was ready to take good care of himself before returning to Konoha to protect his companions.

While Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Obito were having a conversation, two Konoha ANBU also came around the secret base.One of them is codenamed Fox and the other is codenamed Cat.

Fox surveyed the surrounding terrain and said, "According to the information given by Danzo Shimura, this area may be the location of the secret base."

The cat condenses chakra and senses the surrounding chakra like a carpet.

"How's it going? Did you find anything?"

"It's a little strange. Some of the nearby trees... seem to be moving like animals."

The fox became more vigilant: "You said the tree can move? Could it be that..."

The fox and cat were thinking, when suddenly several sharp tree thorns flew from behind.They immediately dodged and assumed a stance to confront the enemy.

"It's really not easy! You can actually find this place!" The speaker was Fei (Bai Jue with a swirling face), "Who gave you the information? That brat?"

The fox and the cat looked at each other and said secretly: "It seems that this is the Bai Zetsu mentioned in the intelligence."

Bai Zetsu's weakness is fire escape, and the fox and cat immediately use fire escape to attack.

"Fire Escape - Accumulation of ashes!"

The two of them spit out a ball of high-temperature soot forward at the same time. When the soot falls to the ground, it will cause high-temperature damage and explode after a period of time.

Fei was so frightened that he ran around and screamed: "How do these two guys know my weakness? Run, run!"

After the ashes burned away, the small forest in front of them turned into charcoal, and Fei's shadow disappeared.

The fox and the cat were not sure whether they had killed the enemy, so they planned to go back to Konoha Village to ask for reinforcements.As soon as they started to retreat, there were thousands of rustling sounds all around.

"Hey, hey, hey, you still want to run away, right? You guys have found us here. It's definitely impossible for you to survive!" Fei popped up from the tree, and there were hundreds of different shapes around him. Bai Jue.

The fox and the cat broke out in cold sweat - they didn't expect the enemy to ambush so many people.

After a while of fighting, both the fox and the cat were killed.

While collecting their bodies, Fei said, "I have to hurry up, I have to go back and take care of Obito's kid."

In the secret base, Fei reported the situation of the battle just now to Uchiha Madara: "Fortunately, the enemies are only two Konoha ANBU with mediocre skills. If that brat Hiro Genfeng comes, we will be finished."

Uchiha Madara frowned and said, "Our hiding place has probably been exposed. The Anbu are not idiots. They will definitely come back to investigate after two of their members died. Let the two White Zetsus transform into the two Anbu As usual, return to Konoha Village to report on your duties."

After finishing his instructions, Uchiha Madara turned his attention to Obito again.

Obito was resting on the bed: "How long have I been here? There is neither a clock nor an hourglass here. I don't even know what time it is."

Bai Jue said: "You don't have to pay rent, so you can just rest assured."

Fei said: "Through the golem, we don't have to eat. Not only do we save food expenses, we don't even have to go to the toilet, let alone defecate."

Uchiha Obito covered his right arm and said: "So what? Don't confuse me with you. Even though I am sewn on this weird thing, I am still a ninja of Konoha Village."

Bai Jue said: "Thanks to that thing, you can live and you don't have to eat. You should really thank that thing."

Obito retorted: "Do you think I am the same as you? You are just some lifeless artificial bodies."

Fei said: "Although we are artificial humans, we also have feelings. For example, I have feelings about poop..."

Uchiha Obito complained: "Is there any mistake? You Uzumaki head! You open your mouth and defecate with your mouth closed."

Fei said: "Although my conversation is vulgar, my strength is much stronger than yours. What do you have? Since you are not convinced by me, prove your strength to me!"

Obito said, "You two are such idiots!"

Bai Jue and Fei said in unison: "Kid, you are the fool!"

"They all said the same thing, do you want to make me mad?"

"No, we don't want you to die. You'd better stay in bed and recover as soon as possible."

Uchiha Obito said to Madara unconvinced: "You let this kind of puppet who only knows how to play tricks spy on me, but you sleep there yourself. Is this really what an old man should look like? I will definitely escape from this ghost place. , and then go find Kakashi and Lin!"