Pokémon: My Pokémon has a billion points of abnormality

"Go, go, go away, don't make trouble here!"

Lao Zhang, who had been sulking all the time, waved his hand, motioning for Du Huo Tuo to go away.

But the dull huo tuo didn't pay attention to his chasing at all, and just walked back and forth there on his own.

Seeing that the dull camel didn't care about him, Lao Zhang frowned all of a sudden, and the anger in his heart also rose, and he picked up a branch and wanted to hit the dull camel.

"Even you look down on me, don't you!"

"Shh!"

There was a sound of breaking wind, and the branch quickly fell from Lao Zhang's hands.

But the imaginable sound of hitting did not appear, and the hunchback cleverly dodged the attack the moment the branch fell off.

"Hey! What the hell, how did this stupid hunchback react so quickly?"

Old Zhang stared blankly at the dull camel who was looking at him with a contemptuous face, and then looked at the branch in his hand. He didn't even see clearly how the dull camel dodged his slap.

Seeing Lao Zhang deflated, several other members laughed again.

"Hahahaha, Lao Zhang, I think you are really old. First you were knocked down by a few brats, and then your elves were stolen. Now you can't even beat a stupid elf like Duohuomao, hahahaha..."

"Yeah, Lao Zhang, when you reach your age, you have to be old. Don't hold on. It's time to switch to logistics. I heard that the positions in logistics are pretty good recently, and there are quite a few people grabbing them... "

……

Hearing other people laughing at him without saying a word, Lao Zhang didn't react at all.

All he can think of now is questioning himself.

What happened to me?

Are you really old?

But I'm only thirty years old...

Lao Zhang's expression kept changing, as sad as if he was constipated.

His mind was full of questions and he desperately needed an answer, but only two strange voices answered him.

"Ah!"

"Fuck!"

A member behind Lao Zhang yelled.

Looking at that person again, it was the member who just said that he was stupid.

And his face is moist at the moment, and he also knows that he has accepted the "sacred" baptism of the dumbfounded saliva.

Silly Camel: Dare you say I'm stupid?You are finished, you wait!

On the other hand, the member who was sprayed was still in a state of shock, unable to extricate himself.

Who am I? Why am I being spat on by a dumb camel?

Wait, isn't the dull fire camel a fire-attribute elf?

Why does it have such a big mouthful of saliva?

Is this really not a water gun?

The joys and sorrows between people may be in an instant.

He who was still laughing at Lao Zhang just now became the target of other people's jokes, and even Lao Zhang who reacted laughed along with everyone.

Looking at the other party's drowned look, the dull camel also kept laughing wildly.

"Is it angry or not?"

Are you angry?

The member whose head was sprayed with dog blood woke up from the shock.

Did you ask him if he was angry?He now has the heart to kill the dull hock.

"Wow! I killed you!"

The member shouted loudly, and all the anger merged into this sentence.

At the same time, an elf ball was already in his hand.

It can be seen that the dumb fire camel who was in the wrong situation had already run towards the woods without saying a word, so why would he wait for him.

"Don't run!"

Before the man had time to throw the poke ball, he chased after him without thinking.

He swears that if he doesn't kill this fool today, he swears that he will not be a human being.

He chased several tens of meters into the forest.

Suddenly, while running, he vaguely saw a figure in the forest.

"Who!"

The man stopped suddenly vigilantly, turned his head to look for it, but in the next second, a green cylinder suddenly appeared behind him.

"It's now, scallion duck! The divine bird strikes hard!"

Then, a loud roar sounded.

"Ah!!! My damn position!!! Oh!!!"

……

The three remaining people on the beach realized that something was wrong when they heard the loud shout of the man chasing them.

But before they could take any action, two extremely fast figures had already rushed in front of them, knocking two of them down with lightning-fast movements, and passed out.

"what!"

"Where did the flame horse and flame lion come from!?"

Lao Zhang saw clearly the two elves appearing in front of him, and his expression changed again.

It was just a moment, and he was the only combat power left among them.

The situation can be said to be very difficult...

No, wait, isn't this a good chance for him to prove his strength?

Lao Zhang's ability to change his expression appeared again, switching back and forth between happiness and anger, it can be said that it is not something ordinary people can do.

Lao Zhang smiled crookedly. At this moment, he could already imagine that after he resolved this crisis, other people would look at him with adoring eyes.

Thinking like this, Lao Zhang also touched his elf ball.

"Out... um? What's going on?"

Lao Zhang just wanted to call out his elf's name, but found that he couldn't move his hands.

"No! I'm being controlled by my mind!"

To be honest, Lao Zhang is an old team member under Captain Sun after all, so he still has judgment, and he quickly recognized his current situation.

But at the same time, he realized a problem.

It seems that I have also been subdued.

"Gan..."

……

The sudden change made Wei Hong and others who had been looking for opportunities shine brightly.

The opportunity is here.

Several people tried to untie the rope that bound them, but it was still a bit difficult for them youngsters.

And at this moment, a familiar voice rang in their ears.

"It's great to see you all safe and sound..."

At the same time as the two elf elders made their move, several people from the r organization were attracted by the shouts, Chen Ye also let the iron dumbbell trap the person he had buried before with his thoughts, and then sneaked around Wei Hong and the others.

He wanted to make a handsome appearance, but when Wei Hong turned his head, revealing his swollen face like a pig's head, he was choked up and didn't know whether to continue.

After two seconds of silence in an awkward atmosphere, Chen Ye also gave up directly.

He simply signaled the Ivy Snake to use the magic leaf to untie the ropes of several people.

In general, at least these people are still alive.

Several people broke free from being trapped, and they all surrounded Chen Ye and told what happened after they left the secret realm.

Being able to see their friends again, several of them felt like weeping with joy for the rest of their lives.

Speaking of excitement, Wei Hong even gave Chen Ye a bear hug, lamenting that his group could get through this crisis.

"Whoosh whoosh."

There was a sound in the woods, and Li Zhi, Scallion Duck and Duo Huo Tuo came out of the woods.

And behind the two of them, they dragged the members who were chasing Du Huo Tuo before.

However, at this moment, his expression is ferocious, and even his posture is extremely awkward.

He covered his butt with his hands, even in a coma, he didn't move his hands away.

The pain revealed by this expression and movement made everyone present wonder what kind of inhuman torture he had suffered before he fell into a coma.

However, under the suspicious eyes of others.

The helpless expressions on the faces of Li Zhi and Onion Duck seem to be saying this sentence.

"I don't want to, it's really an accident."

……