Pokémon: My Pokémon has a billion points of abnormality

Chen Ye recalled the history of humans and elves in this world, as well as the changes in his own cognition.

He bit down the tenderloin skewer in his hand fiercely.

He glanced at the iron plate with only a hundred bamboo sticks left on the table.

"Li Zhi, what the hell am I..."

Just as Chen Ye picked up Li Zhi, who was still licking his mouth, and questioned him, a white car on the side of the road rolled down the window.

"Why haven't you come home yet?"

In the car was their homeroom teacher, Xiao Zhang.

"Although you are off tomorrow, don't stay out so late!"

As soon as Chen Ye let go, he looked at his phone, only to realize that it was almost six o'clock in the evening.

After looking at the phone for a while, almost an hour has passed.

Seeing Chen Ye, who had been staring at the phone in a daze, and Li Zhi, who was knocking on his throat to relieve his cough, Zhang Xiuxiu let out a long sigh.

"Hey, get in the car, the teacher will take you back..."

"Okay! Teacher!"

As soon as he heard that there was a special car to take him off, Li Zhi rushed up immediately.

"Speaking of going home, I don't seem to know where my home is..."

Thinking about what Xiao Zhang said earlier was his fucking best friend, Chen Ye thought for a few seconds and followed.

"It just so happens that Xiao Zhang can lead the way."

After all, if one's own situation has changed, the place one lived before crossing will naturally change.

He wouldn't be so stupid as to go back to his residence to have a look. If someone lived there, he would be regarded as a thief or something. At that time, he would have no words to explain the situation clearly.

"It's not that I said you two, why don't you go home to eat at night, why do you eat roadside stalls, how unhygienic?"

"Teacher, we know, we dare to..."

……

After driving for 10 minutes, Chen Ye saw people walking around with elves on the road from time to time, and he was still digesting what he saw and heard in his mind.

"The teacher's car can't get into the community, so I sent you here. Go in by yourself."

"You two, remember to study hard. If you don't understand anything, you can ask the teacher these two days..."

"Snapped!"

"Daye! Don't be dazed, get out of the car! We're here."

"Hiss... I'm damn... um? It's here? So soon?"

After being slapped on the shoulder by Li Zhi's vigorous palm, Chen Ye also looked out of the car window in pain.

"Where the hell is this?"

When Chen Ye looked at the magnificent gate of the community in front of him, the small dilapidated house he rented before crossing appeared in his mind, and his thoughts once again had a brief disconnection.

"I live here?"

"It's too different from before..."

Chen Ye thought of Li Zhi who woke him up again, and vaguely remembered that Li Zhi said that we were here.

"Dazhi also lives here?"

Chen Ye was dragged out of the car by Li Zhi in a daze, and Zhang Xiuxiu's instructions kept ringing in his ears.

After the two finally got out of the car, Zhang Xiuxiu stopped talking and drove away.

"Goodbye, Teacher Zhang!"

"Goodbye Xiao Zhang!"

……

Walking on the streets of the community, there are villas on both sides.

But just like this, Chen Ye was worried about right and wrong, because he didn't know which building his house was.

"Daye, let's go, go to my house! When my dad came back yesterday, he brought some juice made from local products from the secret realm."

"Today, the two of us have a good drink and try not to get drunk!"

juice?Don't get drunk?

Li Zhi's brain circuit was abnormal, Chen Ye knew about it, but he still looked at Li Zhi gratefully.

What a good brother, sleepy will give you a pillow.

"Your father is at home?"

"No, it's not like you don't know. My parents are often too busy to go home. My dad just came back yesterday, but he received a task and left early this morning..."

...Juice over three rounds...

"Dazhi, what are your parents doing?"

"Huh? Patrol... ranger and doctor... huh... every month... hiccup... will not be at home for a few days..."

"Dazhi Dazhi, where is my house?"

"exist……"

Li Zhi answered in a daze, and then looked at Chen Ye suspiciously.

"Hey, Hanhan, Hanhan...You can't be taken away...I don't know where my home is...Hahahaha, you are so stupid..."

……

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Chen Ye dragged his body slightly unsteadily, and finally arrived at the door of the detached villa that was suspected to be his own.

Facts have proved that the "juice" brought back by Li Zhi's father was definitely not for Li Zhi to drink.

This thing is not juice, it is clearly a kind of fruit wine, and it has great stamina.

Chen Ye only drank one or two cups, and his mind was already dizzy.

As soon as he felt something was wrong, he immediately stopped, but Li Zhi was no longer rational.

Mouth yelling, there is no such shop after passing this village.

A good guy directly served a bowl, and he almost didn't slow down after working on it.

However, it was also because of this that Chen Ye had the opportunity to get some information.

"I hope Dazhi is not talking nonsense after drinking, but don't report the location of someone else's house to me..."

The door lock was fingerprinted. Chen Ye looked at Li Zhi's house not far away, and touched it nervously.

"Jingle Bell!"

The unfamiliar sound of opening the door indicated that Chen Ye's fingerprints had been successfully unlocked, and he was greatly relieved.

A strange yard, a strange living room, a strange kitchen, a strange bedroom...

It took about ten minutes for Chen Ye to have a general tour of the layout of his house.

To be honest, Chen Ye had seen mansions before crossing, but when he really realized that this was his home, he suddenly felt a sense of excitement.

After all, he lived a rough and restless life before, how could he not be excited to have a luxurious villa out of thin air.

"Hey hey, whoring a villa for nothing, it's a shame to think about it!"

At the same time, he deliberately lingered in his parents' room for a while, looking through the photos of their family to see what his parents looked like.

But even if he searched the whole house, he found nothing.

It's as if he deliberately didn't take a family photo. The huge house is like his own mobile phone, and he can't find a group photo at all.

But this did not eliminate Chen Ye's sense of expectation for his parents.

Of course, he still doesn't know what his parents, who have never met, are doing.

But at least it can be guessed that it must be that kind of very mysterious person, perhaps from some secret department...

And it looks like he should be very rich, otherwise he wouldn't live in this villa complex.

Aside from being excited, Chen Ye did not forget the most important thing now, and went back to his strange room and turned on the computer.

……

"The current authority of elves is a worldwide organization, the Alliance of Elves, similar to the United Nations before..."

"There are 773 kinds of elves that have been discovered, including evolutionary forms, which are a bit small."

"If it is calculated completely according to the sequence before time travel, it will probably look like the seventh generation."

"But according to Xiao Zhang, the sun, the moon and the fairy Ibrahimovic have not been discovered yet, and it seems that they were not discovered according to the orthodox creation sequence of elves..."

"There are quite a lot of secret places in our country..."

"Hey, the divine beast protecting the country is actually..."

……

"Oh, the world has switched to the currency of elf coins..."

"Well... because of an elf war half a century ago..."

"Fuck! The black shadow of the mysterious elf that appeared at that time looked like Mewtwo! My dream of catching Mewtwo is shattered!"

"Huh? Disappeared afterwards? I still have a chance?"

……