[HP]Love and Hogwarts

"I'm so happy for you, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, I am Gilderoy Lockhart." On the podium, Lockhart raised his new work "Magical Me", with himself smiling on the cover. He showed his shining white teeth, cleared his throat loudly and said:

"The Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Arts Defense League, and five-time winner of the Wizarding Weekly Most Charming Smile Award - but I don't talk about that. I don't rely on my smile to drive away all the female ghosts in the world."

Malfoy next to her sneered in a dignified manner and muttered something. Kahn didn't hear it clearly, but she guessed it was probably not a good thing because his expression was quite disdainful.

There was silence in the classroom, and a pair of cold eyes stared at him as if they were seeing some incomprehensible creature. Even Kahn almost felt pity for him. The first time he went to class, the first class he met was Slytherin and just thinking. Hurry up and see the actual knowledge of Ravenclaw.

However, Ravenclaw still respects this senior from the same college, and the reason for being quiet is that he does not want to disturb the order of the class. Unlike the Slytherins next to them, some of them had sarcastic smiles on their faces. It seemed that their first impression of this new teacher with a high-profile style was not good.

Or how could someone who has been blessed with so many honors not get the applause and smile he wanted? There was no trace of embarrassment on Professor Lockhart's face, only full of calmness and ease, "I see you have all bought my complete set of books." - Very good. I think we'll do a little test today. Don't be afraid - just to see how well you read and how much you understand..."

After saying that, he walked down from the podium with the papers in his hand and handed them out one by one. When he sent them to Kahn, he generously praised her beauty. It seemed that he didn't pay attention to others at all. He just kept talking about his own words.

After handing out the papers, he returned to the podium and said: "I'll give you 30 minutes, now - start!"

Kahn lowered his head and looked at the questions on the paper, paused for a long time, and then picked up the pen with respect for him as a professor.

Half an hour later, Professor Lockhart put the test papers away and started reading them while talking in front of everyone.

"Tsk tsk - almost no one remembers that I like lilac the most. I mentioned it in "A Year with the Tibetan Snowman". A few students want to read "Wandering with the Werewolf" carefully - I Chapter 12 of the book clearly states that my ideal birthday gift is for all magical and non-magical people to live in harmony."

"——And there are too many empty questions. Slytherin classmates, please work hard. You are all smart children. As long as you work harder, you will definitely not be in trouble." He said to the direction where Slytherin was sitting. He made a cheering gesture to encourage him.

This is really unpleasant to say, as if they can't do these questions because they don't work hard.

Malfoy was lying on the table with a smile. "Dumbledore hired an idiot for the school - it's so interesting. I have to write a letter to my father to talk about it." He turned his face to Kahn. , wiped the tears from laughter with his index finger and said softly.

Kahn followed his example and leaned closer and whispered: "You want to write a letter to your father? Please help me say hello."

She really felt that Mr. Lucius was an interesting person. As a man with such power, wealth and family background, he could still be so humble, like a Muggle, crowded with Mr. Weasley in a place full of books and people. They beat everyone with their fists in the small store.

"...You want to say hello to my dad? Yes, yes, but why?" He looked at her doubtfully, thinking that Kahn would not like him because of his father's previous attitude.

Just as Kahn was about to reply, Professor Lockhart suddenly stood behind her, coughed softly, and reminded: "I know some students will feel sad because they didn't answer the question, but even if You have to cheer up, okay - you will have many opportunities to get to know me in the future, so don’t crawl on the table and be dejected now.”

"Okay..." Kahn said nothing, straightened his back and responded calmly. At the same time, he pretended not to notice the disgusted expression on Malfoy's face next to him.

Professor Lockhart did not leave in a hurry after finishing speaking, but stood beside Kahn and praised: "Although Novia did not answer all the questions correctly, she only made a few innocuous questions wrong - Slytherin Ten points added. No, no, no, no need to thank me, this is what you deserve for your intelligence and hard work." He waved his hand modestly to Kahn, who looked up at him.

"No, why are you remembering those things?" After he finished speaking and returned to the podium with satisfaction, Malfoy glared at her and said, unable to accept the fact, "Don't you think he is as attractive as those people? ?”

"He is indeed good-looking." Hearing what he said, Kahn's eyes turned around Professor Lockhart. He was wearing gorgeous robes, his blond hair hung on his shoulders like waves, and his blue eyes seemed to be always in his mouth. A smile. Judging from his appearance alone, he does have such confidence.

But it's not to the point where she feels attractive. If she is asked to tell you who she thinks is the most attractive at the moment, then she thinks it is Principal Dumbledore - after all, there are not many people who can braid their beards.

"I just jotted it down while previewing his book," Kahn said.

Ignoring this topic, Professor Lockhart bent down and took out a large cage covered with a cloth from behind the podium, put it on the table, and said: "Now - be careful! My mission is to teach you to resist the magical world. The most evil thing known! You will face the most dangerous things in this classroom, but remember, as long as I am here, no harm will come to you. All I ask is that you remain calm."

He lowered his voice mysteriously and said: "I must ask you not to scream - that will anger them!"

The whole class was intrigued by his words. They held their breath and looked nervously at the small cage. Malfoy leaned back slightly and swallowed unconsciously. Although he felt that the new professor didn't look very smart, he must have some skills to win this position.

Kahn swept away her lack of interest and looked at him expectantly, hoping that he would quickly pull away the obstructive cloth and let her quickly appreciate the most evil thing known to the magical world.

Facing several pairs of eyes with different emotions, Professor Lockhart pulled open the cover with a "swipe", "Not bad." He said like a comedian on TV: "The Cornwall just caught County elf!"

"Ugh"

Malfoy finally couldn't hold back his laughter. After laughing twice, he heard a faint sigh coming from the side. He turned his head and looked at Kahn and said: "You think he is too ridiculous too, don't be sharp." Yell, this is the most evil thing known to the wizarding world, wow, it's a Cornish elf!) It's so stupid, I'm willing to write two letters to my dad about it." He learned it happily. A few words from Professor Lockhart just now.

Kahn didn't answer his words, she was missing Professor Quirrell. At this time, even the garlic smell all over his body was no longer a drawback. She had no thoughts or opinions about Professor Lockhart, nor did she dislike him, but overall, she wanted to learn something more useful.

"Can this be considered dangerous?" A cold voice suddenly sounded in the classroom. After saying this, he seemed to feel that this was not polite, and added: "I mean, they are not considered dangerous, are they?"

Kahn looked along the voice, and no wonder it sounded familiar. It turned out to be Theodore Nott, whom he hadn't seen during the summer vacation.

Professor Lockhart obviously didn't like this very much, and his face turned red with annoyance. He shook his finger at Theodore and said, "They may also be cunning little saboteurs like the devil."

If he said this, there would be no problem. He looked at the iron-green elves with small pointed faces. They were jumping up and down in the cage, making ear-piercing screams. At the same time, he was still making all kinds of weird faces at the students in the front row.

Fortunately, she was sitting in the front row, so she got a very good viewing experience. An elf with particularly big eyes was reaching out to her, trying desperately to squeeze his head out.

"Okay, let me see how you deal with them!" He said loudly and opened the cage door.

"You can't do this-" Theodore stopped him in a panic, but it was already a step too late. Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by a scream.

"Ah! Damn beast!" Malfoy screamed. As soon as the cage door opened, an elf rushed out quickly, jumped on his hair, and held his hair tightly.

Kahn next to him was not doing much better. I don't know if their blond hair was too conspicuous. Several elves rushed to them at flying speeds and attacked their hair. Malfoy was fine, his hair was short, and Kahn's waist-length blond hair was a disaster.

Even though she took out her wand immediately and used a banishing spell to drive away the elves that rushed towards her, her hair was still painful from being pulled, but at least it was not pulled out. After dealing with the elves on her side, Without stopping, her wand immediately drove the elf on Malfoy to the other side.

Professor Lockhart on the podium was still waving his wand around and shouting: "Quickly, drive them away, they are just elves..."

Malfoy took advantage of Kahn's opportunity to get rid of the elf, and quickly came to her side, standing behind her until he breathed a sigh of relief. He whipped out his wand, but the tip of the wand was not facing the elf, but Professor Lockhart.

"Damn it." He repeated what he just said with a malicious look, but this time the target of the curse was obviously not the elf.

Kahn noticed this scene out of the corner of his eye, and quickly knocked away the seven or eight elves in front of him, saying, "Calm down, Draco, how can you even think of casting a freezing spell on Professor Lockhart to relieve his anger?"

"...I never thought...I would blame it on me if I wanted to do this." After being interrupted by her, Malfoy no longer had any interest in revenge on Lockhart, so he went to fight the kid with her. The elf is getting it right.

"I didn't think about it that way, don't accuse me wrongly." Kahn retorted innocently.