The villain lord: Both the player and the protagonist want to kill me

"Uh, Lord Knight, let's not mention the question of whether to move in. If the environment in Heihe City is good, we will certainly consider moving in. After all, we have been wandering outside for a long time."

Pate didn't immediately agree.

Instead, according to Master Layton's request, keep everything in words and actions, and never make any promises or promise anything immediately.

"Oh ~ Mr. Page, I believe you will like Heihe City. Seriously, under the governance of His Majesty Winter, I would like to call every city a miracle~" the knight said confidently.

There are many merchants and mercenaries who come to Heihe City, but most of them will not leave this city unless they have been to other cities that are more prosperous and cleaner than Heihe City.

Soon came to the gate of Heihe City.

The knight ordered the soldiers to let go.

He smiled and blessed the Wild Beast Mercenary Group: "I wish you all a happy stay in Heihe City."

……

Farewell to the passionate knight.

When a group of orcs entered the city, what they saw was a clean and level street. There was only the fragrance of green grass and flowers in the air, and there was no smell at all.

This made them smack their tongues secretly, and at the same time couldn't help being a little nervous.

Orcs also need face!

Look at what they're wearing.

Smelly animal hides, rusty weapons, and hair probably haven't been washed since birth. Who knows how many parasites are raised in it, and the body is also dirty, and it's probably possible to rub a layer of mud off it.

Walking on the clean street, the people around cast surprised and disgusted eyes.

"Commander, such gazes make me very uncomfortable." Samuro whispered, "They seem to be looking at wild monkeys in the mountains..."

"Be confident and remove the appearance."

Pete frowned.

I saw that the people around were all dressed neatly, their hair was combed docilely, and there was no dirty dirt between their nails.

Ten years ago, he also visited a human city by chance.

But what you see now is completely different from then.

At that time, the degree of filth and disorder in human cities was not much different from that of their orc tribes.

Pete had to admit.

Cleanliness is also a sign of development.

The development of human beings caused a lot of pressure in his heart.

It seems that after this mission is over.

I have to go back and explain what I have seen and heard here to His Majesty the Beast King.

"What should we do now, Commander?" Altai asked.

They are standing on the side of the street now, looking like down-and-out beggars, but because they are tall and mighty, with fierce expressions, no one dares to look at them with contempt, but most of them just glance at them lightly, and then hurriedly detour walk by.

"The best way to understand your enemy is to blend in with them..."

Pat said in a low voice.

He looked left and right.

I found a sign at the corner of the street with the words "big bathhouse" written in the common language of the mainland.

As the name suggests.

This should be the place to take a bath.

Then.

Integrating into human society starts from taking a bath!

It was dusk at this time, and many men and women had already entered and exited it.

"Come on, let's take a shower!"

Pate ordered emphatically.

"What the hell? Take a shower?!"

The orcs widened their eyes, a little unhappy.

"Master Commander, look at the carapace on my body. I have accumulated it for more than 20 years. It will be gone after washing, and the defense against the blade will drop..."

"Yes, Lord Commander, and my dreadlocks... What a pity if I wash it..."

"If you tell you to wash it, you can wash it!" Pater said viciously: "What are we here for!? Killing people, spying on intelligence, but we stink now, who wants to communicate with us? No one communicates with us. We How to find out information? How to complete the task if you can’t find out the information? Do you want to be impotent for the rest of your life?”

Impotence when one hears it.

All the orcs suddenly felt tense.

Compared with not lifting for life.

Taking a bath doesn't seem to be so unacceptable anymore.

"Okay! Let's wash!"

……

……

"Hello, we want to take a shower."

The bathhouse owner looked up.

I saw a group of burly men standing in front of the store.

One by one is like the Black Iron Tower.

It also looks hideous and terrifying.

Their bodies blocked out the light, leaving only a shadow cast on his face.

"Mom!"

The owner of the bathhouse screamed and fell to the ground.

Where has he seen such a battle?

"Every, every, my lord, I don't have much money on me. This bathhouse is run by the city lord. I'm just a waiter. I said the boss is actually just a stinky worker, woo woo woo... I have seniors and juniors. , just let me go..."

"Boss, you misunderstood." Pate threw the money bag on the table, "We are here to take a shower, not to grab money."

To relax the human in front of you.

Pate also showed a nice smile just right.

Just this smile.

I almost suffocated from the bathhouse owner's fright.

"You, are you here to take a shower?"

The owner of the bathhouse resisted the urge to urinate in his crotch, and tremblingly got up from the ground.

"Yes, we just came to Heihe City, and our bodies stink, why don't we wash it?"

Pate patiently explained.

Xin said if it wasn't for the smooth progress of the mission.

Long ago, he chopped up this moaning human with an axe.

The owner of the bathhouse took a serious look at the burly men in front of him.

It was really dirty.

There is also a bad smell on the body.

I don't know how many days I haven't showered...

Most importantly, they really paid for it.

Just give money... at least it shows that they are not arresting people for money.

It doesn't matter how much money you paid.

So the owner of the bathhouse forcibly suppressed the fear in his heart, rubbed his stiff and pale face, and pulled a forced smile at the corner of his mouth: "My lords, please come with me, our bathhouse is the largest in Heihe City, and there are professional scrubbers inside." Master, I promise to wash you clean!"

Pete smiled generously.

He knows that human society has the habit of tipping.

He said: "It's easy to say, it's fun for us, money is not a problem!"

There is truth in this statement.

After all, the Beastmaster gave them [-] copper coins as an activity fund when they came out this time, and there were a full [-] copper coins in the purse they just lost!

It can be described as rich and powerful!

……

Two hours later.

A group of orcs came out of the bathhouse refreshed.

"Commander, don't tell me, this bath feels like a beast... Bah, it's as if the whole person has been sublimated!"

"Yeah, the scrub master is really good, but his strength is so weak, it took him a long time to scrub the mud off my body~"

"Hmph..." Pate chuckled, and said, "I said it a long time ago, I want to learn to blend in first. Sometimes blending in is not necessarily a bad thing. You have to learn to accept new things!"

Go out and meet the owner of the bathhouse again.

Pete was in a great mood, took out another money bag and threw it at the boss, waved his hand and said:

"Boss, we had a good time washing, here is a tip, I will come to take care of your business next time!"

"Okay!" The boss smiled mischievously, took the money bag, but said in his heart that he should not come next time, it's scary.