something is wrong with my elf

"Nana~" (Master, are you thirsty?)

"It's okay, not really thirsty."

"Nana?" (Master, are you hungry?)

"A bit, I'm really hungry after not eating for a day."

In a private hotel, Ziyu was looking at the opposite window with a telescope, because Miao Miao was there.

They chased him all afternoon, and at night Miaomiao was resting across the street. They also opened a room here. They were not in a hurry to catch Miaomiao, but followed the clues and waited for him to return to a certain base.

"Nana~" (I'm going to cook for the master.)

Before Ziyu could say anything, Gardevoir teleported out.

"Hey, I don't know if I'm hungry or not. A woman who forgets her friends because of sex... the same goes for female elves!" Guisi muttered in a low voice.

"Guisi, do you think something is wrong recently?" Ziyu put down the telescope and asked strangely.

"Hehehe... Of course something is wrong, all the elves are like this..." Guisi said angrily.

But this time Ziyu didn't answer, but looked behind Guisi. Guisi also noticed this, he turned around silently, and then saw a pan.

slap!

Gardevoir slapped Guis away with a pan.

"You don't have martial ethics, you just have to see through it!" Guisi was knocked far away.

Gardevoir looked at Guisi fiercely, and then turned back to Ziyu. She instantly changed from a violent woman to a gentle and well-behaved Gardevoir.

Ziyu was stunned by the rapid change.

Then Gardevoir asked Ziyu a few questions and disappeared again.

On the other side, Gardevoir was wearing an apron, with various ingredients floating around her. What she had just asked was what Ziyu liked to eat and what he didn't like to eat.

As the saying goes, if you want to catch a person, you must first catch his stomach. That's what Gardevoir did.

"Nana~"

When Gardevoir appeared in the room again, there were several fragrant dishes floating next to her.

"Hey, it smells so good." Seeing Gardevoir appear, Guisi wandered past like a glutton.

"Nana!" (Ni Zuokai)

Gardevoir waved his hand, and Guisi was photographed aside.

"Oh woman...a woman who forgets her love!" Guisi was lying on the sofa, looking like he had clearly seen Gardevoir's true face.

"Nana, let Guisi come with you. I'm afraid we two won't be able to finish the meal." Ziyu put down the telescope and walked over and said.

The main thing is that he has watched too many videos before, and the brighter the food, the easier it is to... do something rough.

Therefore, his real purpose is to let Guisi test the poison. Anyway, he has poisonous properties and cannot be poisoned to death.

"Nana..." (As you wish)

"Guisi, come here." Ziyu waved to Guisi.

Guisi, who was slumped on the sofa and sulking, ran over as soon as he heard this.

"Boy, I knew you were still very loyal!" After Guisi came over, he was not polite and attacked every dish on the plate!

At the same time, Gardevoir and Ziyu stared at him closely.

Gardevoir rubbed her hands in anticipation, her face full of anticipation. This was her first time cooking, and she didn't know if it would taste good.

Ziyu, on the other hand, silently clicked on the medicine page in the mall, just in case.

Guisi ate big mouthfuls, and then had a big meal.

The next moment, Guisi, an elf with a ghost type and a poison type, rolled his eyes and rolled off the table.

Ziyu subconsciously made a swallowing motion, and then looked at Gardevoir.

Gardevoir also showed a puzzled expression.

She couldn't figure out what went wrong?

"It's okay, I've already prepared it." Ziyu silently took out a bottle of antidote from behind and poured it into Guisi's foaming mouth.

"Nana!" (No, I want to try again!)

Gardevoir turned around and left, leaving with her the dishes.

After more than a minute, Guisi opened his eyes drowsily. He floated listlessly as if he had just woken up.

"Boy, what happened? Why did I fall asleep? It felt like... just now..." Guisi thought hard about it.

"It's okay, it's okay, you hit the ceiling and fell." Ziyu lied without blushing or heartbeat.

"Huh?" Guisi looked at the ceiling in confusion. Are you making trouble with me? A gas elf like me will knock him unconscious on the ceiling?

Guisi looked at Ziyu suspiciously, with disbelief in his eyes.

"Boy, it's impossible for my gas to hit the ceiling. Tell me honestly what happened."

"Okay, because..."

"Nana~" (Here I go again~)

Ziyu looked at Gardevoir who appeared and the newly prepared dishes beside her, and swallowed the words that came to her lips.

"Hey, it smells so good!" Guisi flew over again.

But this time Gardevoir didn't chase him away, but looked at Ziyu suspiciously, his eyes seeming to ask, what's wrong with Guisi?Stupid by poison?

"Why are you all looking at me?" Guisi was about to stutter when he noticed that both Gardevoir and Ziyu were looking at him.

"Why, I can't eat it?" Guisi asked doubtfully.

"No, no, no, you eat, you eat." Ziyu put the plate in front of him and said with a kind smile.

Guisi didn't understand what was going on between them, but the food in front of him was obviously more attractive. Since Ziyu let him eat it, Guisi didn't hesitate and got on it.

"Hmm~ It tastes good, it feels like déjà vu!" Guisi said while eating.

Seeing Guisi quickly destroying one plate of dishes and then attacking another, Ziyu touched his chin and said, "Nothing happened this time. Can we eat it?"

Just as he finished speaking, the sound of the plate breaking was heard, and Guisi fell down with the plate.

Ziyu and Gardevoir hurried over.

Then I discovered... Guisi is like a chameleon, his body turns red, purple, and blue...

Ziyu looked at the empty plate and then at the broken one, probably understanding the situation.

Guisi had just eaten it once, so he was resistant when he ate it again, but this new one...he didn't eat it just now.

"Nana, come here, I thought of a good way to train Guisi's poison ability! Ziyu pulled Gardevoir aside and whispered.

"Ouch~ Master Gui's head hurts. What happened?" Guisi floated up from the sofa and asked doubtfully.

"Guisi, I'll give you a task!" Ziyu said solemnly.

"Boy... why are you so serious?" Guisi had a vague premonition in his heart.

"Eat these dishes." Ziyu pointed at the newly prepared dishes on the table.

"Huh?" Guisi couldn't help drooling as he looked at these dishes with alluring fragrance, but he also felt palpitations in his heart, and he didn't know why.

But for a foodie, the sky is the limit to eat the most!

"Leave this task to Master Gui!"

Guisi pounced directly.

"In order not to waste your poisonous talent, I have to do this. Guisi, don't blame me." Ziyu said in a super low voice.

After a while, Guisi cracked and fell again, but this time he persisted for 5 more minutes, and he made progress!

Seeing Gardevoir skillfully throw away those dishes, then put new ones on the table, and put Guisi back on the sofa, Ziyu felt pity for Guisi for a fraction of a second, and then silently ordered takeout.