something is wrong with my elf

Early in the morning, Ziyu started to pack some things simply.

The woman Liya called him downstairs early in the morning.

It’s also called traveling.

Of course, this was an external statement, and the people in the alliance were staring at Ziyu.

"Sister Ran Ran, I'm leaving. See you in a week."

"be careful."

After saying goodbye to Ye Ranran, Ziyu left with Liya.

In order to increase the authenticity, Miao Miao specifically asked them to walk...

Now the two people with otaku attributes are in trouble.

"Ah~ I can't do it anymore, let's take a rest..."

"You can't do this either, Xu!"

"Nonsense, it's my first time."

"Tch, it's not the same as what I said for the first time, but it lasts forever."

The two lay on the grass, panting.

"Haha, why are you panting for a long time?"

"There is no conflict between persistence and breathlessness."

The two of them walked nearly 1000 meters from Joban City. For these two otakus, the amount of exercise was really too much.

Fortunately, there was no one around. Otherwise, listening to the two of them chatting, who knows, they would have wild imaginations.

"I stay at home a lot. Shouldn't you, a member of Team Rocket, be running around? Why are you so weak?"

Liya suddenly sat up, and the little tiger's teeth were grinding: "You are talking nonsense, I will never let you get hard for the rest of your life!!"

Then she turned her attention to Ziyu's lower body.

He gestured with scissors in his hand, and the meaning was obvious.

"Oh woman..."

In line with the principle that a good man should not fight with a woman, Ziyu turned over and stopped talking to her.

"Wai... did you bring anything to eat?"

Her words shocked Ziyu and he sat up straight: "Don't tell me you didn't bring it..."

Then Ziyu saw Liya rolling her eyes: "If I brought it with me, would I still ask you?"

"Cuckoo~"

Liya's stomach suddenly growled unsatisfactorily.

"Hahahaha, you..."

"Cuckoo~"

Ziyu was just about to laugh at this woman, but then his stomach growled uncooperatively.

Now the two of them looked at each other, stunned.

"Can Magikarp eat it?"

Liya's question made Ziyu's heart tremble. He looked at Liya with a strange expression. This woman actually wanted to eat his Carp King!

"Wai, don't think too much, I'm talking about the Carp King of the lake."

Liya pointed to a lake dozens of meters away.

"No, this thing is all skin and bones. Of course, if you like to chew bones, just pretend I didn't say anything."

"You called me ヽ('⌒?メ)ノ"

Ziyu was stunned for a moment: "When did I scold you?"

This woman's brain circuit seems to be abnormal.

"Dogs love to chew bones..." Liya gritted her teeth.

"..."

Ziyu put one hand on his forehead: "I mean you like to chew bones..."

Before he finished speaking, he felt a killing intent. When he looked closely, he saw Liya clenching her silver teeth and looking at him eagerly.

It looks like if you dare to chew bones again, I will bite you to death.

"Ahem, Liya doesn't like chewing bones."

"Ah... I will bite you to death."

Ziyu:?_?

This woman doesn't make sense at all. It doesn't matter if she says she loves chewing bones or if she doesn't love her.

As the saying goes, 36 steps are the best plan.

Ziyu didn't hesitate, picked up his backpack and ran away.

Behind him, Liya was chasing after her like a tigress.

The two of them were just joking around like this, and they actually drove a few hundred meters away. They were only a few hundred meters away from the nearest town with an elf center.

"Ah... I can't do it anymore."

Liya chased after him, and suddenly she lay down on the grass.

Originally, in this situation, a man with high emotional intelligence would say in a gentlemanly manner: Get up, I'll carry you!

But Ziyu was different. He walked up to Liya and said silently: "Liya loves to chew bones."

The next moment, Liya, who was originally weak, was like a cheetah. Before Ziyu could react, she pounced on Ziyu with lightning speed.

"Can you say that again!!"

Her eyes were full of threats.

However, Liya discovered that Ziyu was not afraid, but kept staring at her... chest.

The two people's current postures are very ambiguous. Ziyu is lying on the ground, and Liya is lying on top of him. The two peaks that were originally hidden are being squeezed and ready to come out.

"Ahem, my bank card is about to fall off."

Gentleman Ziyu!

Liya blushed immediately and threatened Ziyu to close his eyes in anger, otherwise she would blind him.

Then Ziyu closed her eyes, and she stuffed the bank card that was about to come out back, and then got up from Ziyu.

Little face flushed.

She didn't know why she became so unreserved after meeting this hateful person. Where did her previous aloofness go?

"Hey, what are you two doing in public?"

As soon as he heard someone talking, Ziyu opened his eyes and saw a little kid lying upside down.

"Huh?...Backward."

Because he was looking up, the whole world was upside down.

"Little brat, who are you?"

"Who are you calling a brat? Who are you calling a brat?"

The kid became anxious when he heard Ziyu call him a brat.

"Call you."

"Bullying people, I want to duel with you."

"Okay."

Ziyu stood up immediately, gearing up, and without waiting for the kid to say anything, he picked up the opponent's collar and let him hang in the air.

"Let me go, let me go. You're a sneak attack, and you don't follow the rules between trainers."

Upon hearing this, Ziyu was happy: "Little brat, you are the only one who should be the trainer."

"Hmph, stop looking down on people, put me down, and let us elves duel!"

"Come on, come on, whoever is a coward will have a grandson."

After saying that, Ziyu really let him go, and then the two of them stepped back at the same time, leaving an open space.

"Do you really want to fight this kid?"

Liya saw this scene with her eyes. This child looked to be only about ten years old, and he was not old enough to receive the elf at all...

"a man of his words."

Looking at this little kid, Ziyu felt as if he had met an NPC just after leaving the novice village.

"Silver Scales, come out and fight!"

As soon as Silver Lin appeared, the child's eyes widened. He looked at Silver Lin and stammered: "You are... you are the Carp King who can telepathize."

"Why, are you afraid?"

Ziyu smiled playfully, bullying children is the most fun.

"Hmph, I'm not afraid, come out, Rayquaza!"

"Rap...Rakukaza?"

Liya and Ziyu looked at each other, and then they both looked at the green caterpillars wriggling on the ground with dead fish eyes...

Especially Yin Lin's fish eyes were full of disdain.

Calling Mr. Yu out just to kill a bug?Isn’t this an anti-aircraft cannon to kill mosquitoes? It’s overkill and underutilized...

"Silver...Silver Scales, be gentle."

10 minutes later……

"Uuuuuuuuah, Rayquaza, you died so miserably."

The child was holding the unconscious green caterpillar, sitting on the ground and crying sadly.

If a normal person makes a child cry, he will definitely comfort him.

But Ziyu and Liya are obviously not.

The two of them were in the same posture, with their hands folded across their chests, expressionless as they watched the child cry.

"You two...shouldn't you be here to coax me?"

After crying for a while, Rayquaza's trainer seemed to be tired of crying. He held "Raquaza" with red eyes and glared at the two of them.

Liya spread her hands: "I didn't make you cry, why should I coax you?"

Ziyu looked innocent: "It's not me who made you cry. What does Yin Lin do have to do with me?"

Yin Lin: ?_? Are you two individuals?

At this moment, Yin Lin had countless Gyarados rushing past in his heart. He was not a human, but these two were real kadi dogs.