something is wrong with my elf

After his cousin went out to work, Ziyu was not idle. He searched on the computer for how to cultivate Carp King.

The result was a lonely search...

The evaluation of King Magikarp on the Internet is...

When the ingredients don’t match.

After Ziyu looked at it, he then looked at the small fish tank that he had brought up with great effort, and at the Carp King that was blowing bubbles in it.

I think netizens are right.

This guy is not suitable for food. He is skinny and bones all over.

However, the system has issued a mission to transform a carp into a dragon, so he cannot continue to do so.

Ziyu picked up the Poké Ball, and when Carp King looked at him with confusion, he put it in, and then turned off the computer.

Went out and left.

He plans to take Magikarp out for training.

As the saying goes, turning a carp into a dragon requires a hundredfold effort.

Magikarp also has to work hard if he wants to become Gyarados.

Along the way, Ziyu played with the elf ball and met many people who had just registered as trainers and wanted to have a passionate elf battle.

Ziyu glanced at the elf ball in his hand.

refused outright.

This is impossible to fight. Even against the Green Caterpillar, Magikarp may not be able to defeat it.

He only knows how to splash and jump...

After walking for more than an hour, Ziyu finally walked out of Tokiwa City. As for why he didn't take a car.

Just because he is not familiar with this city.

Want to get familiar with it.

After walking to Viridian Forest, Ziyu silently turned off the mobile phone navigation...

It is said on the Internet that there is a small river at the edge of Viridian Forest.

That’s why Ziyu brought Carp King over for training.

After a while, Ziyu found the small river. I have to say that this small river is really easy to find. There should be road signs next to it.

I'm afraid that Lu Chi won't be able to find it.

After putting King Carp into the river, Ziyu officially began to train King Carp.

"King Carp, you swim him a hundred and eighty laps first to practice your speed."

When the Carp King who had just appeared in the river heard Ziyu's words, he immediately stared at the dead fish and blew bubbles there.

"..."

"King Magikarp, hitting the small rocks on the bottom of the river."

Magikarp: (~￣△￣)~

"King Carp, Water Splash!"

Magikarp: (~￣△￣)~

"..."

Ziyu was speechless for a while, this carp king was so disobedient.

"Believe it or not, I stewed you!"

Ziyu was so angry that he felt as if he had stewed Carp King.

As a result, this guy still went his own way and continued to spit bubbles.

"Your uncle's!"

Ziyu took off his short sleeves, took a leap of faith, and jumped into the river.

When Carp King saw Ziyu jump down, no matter how stupid he was, he knew that Ziyu had come down to deal with him, so Carp King quickly swung his tail and started running away.

Just like that, one person and one fish, chasing each other in the river.

I don't know how long it took, but Ziyu floated on the water and gasped for air. One meter away from him, the Carp King was still blowing bubbles.

And looked relaxed.

[Ding... the mission is released, the elf returns to his heart, and tames the Carp King. 】

[Reward: Raffle ticket x2]

The system has issued a task!

Ziyu's eyes lit up. With the lottery ticket, he could draw a lottery ticket. He didn't know what he could get.

If he could draw a Rayquaza Elf Egg, it wouldn't be a problem for him to level the Elf Alliance directly.

"King Carp..."

When Ziyu said this, he didn't know what to say for a moment.

Stewing his threats was completely useless.

If threats are useless, use inducements.

"King Carp, as long as you are willing to train hard, I will definitely give you all kinds of delicious elf food..."

In the next 10 minutes, Ziyu tempted Magikarp with various foods and also used a female Magikarp to seduce him.

It turns out that this product is good, but it still has dead fish eyes and spits bubbles.

Even saltier than salted fish.

"King Magikarp, you forced me."

Ziyu took out his phone and cleared his throat.

"Spicy Carp King, Garlic Carp King, Huanong version charcoal grilled Carp King, Sweet and Sour Carp King, Steamed Carp King, Dry Pot Carp King, Carp King Stew, Braised Carp King."

Magikarp: Abba Abba (￣Д￣)

Ziyu was helpless and refused to accept these words softly or hard.

"return!"

This mission was considered a failure, and Ziyu was also disappointed with this Carp King.

This guy doesn't even listen to his own orders, let alone train and evolve.

After taking back the Carp King, Ziyu returned to Tokiwa City dejectedly.

King Carp cannot count on this salty fish anymore. He can only register as a trainer, buy a Poké Ball, and catch an Elf by himself.

In this world, there are no doctors who give away elves for free.

If you want elves, you either have to buy elf eggs or catch them yourself. Of course, those children from wealthy families don't have to go to such trouble.

Back home, Ziyu threw King Carp into the fish tank with his backhand, then turned on his phone depressedly and found a small game to relieve his mood.

Not to mention the mini-games in Four Three Nine Nine are quite interesting.

Even though Ziyu is an adult now.

I still find it fun.

Gradually, Ziyu forgot all his worries and devoted himself wholeheartedly to the big fish eating the small fish.

I don’t know how long it took, but Ziyu got tired of playing.

The depression in my heart is gone.

He put his phone on the table, then took off his clothes and went into the bathroom.

I was chasing Magikarp in the river before.

I got some weeds and mud on myself.

Although it was cleaned at the time.

However, Ziyu, who is a germaphobe, always feels that he cannot clean himself in the river.

As soon as the bathroom door closed, Ziyu hummed a song and washed himself happily.

In the room…

Carp King's eyes, which had always remained dead-eyed, changed at this moment. His eyes were fixed on Ziyu's mobile phone placed on the table.

The big fish eating small fish game above has not yet exited.

Because Ziyu had already eaten that fish to a very large size.

So he didn't care.

At this moment, King Carp was just staring at the big fish.

Although he was dumbfounded, he still found this interesting.

…………

Ziyu washed for about half an hour.

Went out wearing a bath towel.

【Ding……】

Suddenly, the classic "ding" of the system appeared in my mind.

Ziyu was still wondering what the system was going to do.

Then the system gave Ziyu a surprise.

[Ding... The strongest trainer auxiliary system wishes the host a happy birthday~]

[Birthday gifts have been distributed to backpacks. 】

This surprise was something Ziyu never expected. The system would be so considerate.

Ziyu quickly opened his backpack and saw a colorful fruit.

"What the hell is this?"

Ziyu looked at the colorful fruit in his hand with a puzzled look on his face.

The system doesn't say what it is.

"Identification."

Ziyu directly activated the recognition function.

If the picture book function of ordinary things cannot recognize it, then the fruits produced by this system can be...

Sure enough, the identification was successful.

【Recognition succeeded】

Item: Rainbow Fruit

Source: system

Efficacy: After eating it, you will experience unexpected effects.

"unexpected?"

"Aphrodisiac?"

"Cough cough cough..."

No wonder Ziyu thought this way, just because that sentence was unexpected, Ziyu didn't think according to common sense.

Such a beautiful fruit is a must-have if you eat it.

Therefore, Ziyu planned to take a photo before eating.

At least it proves that this fruit has come to this world.

Picking up the phone, the background was Magikarp's fish tank, but Ziyu didn't notice it. At this time, Magikarp was staring at his phone.

Then there was just a "click" sound.

After taking the photo, at this moment, King Carp suddenly jumped out of the fish tank, as if he had been stimulated by something, like a fish jumping over a dragon gate.

He swung his tail and came towards Ziyu.

"Fuck..."

A strong force came from Carp King, and Ziyu was knocked away.

Then his body hit the wardrobe behind him heavily.

The last thought in his mind before he passed out was...

This guy actually uses the impact trick...