My elves are all African chieftains

Looking at the funny ghost in front of him, Bai Jian suddenly laughed.

"Not bad! Very energetic!"

Lin Weiwei behind her sighed and looked at Bai Jian and Guisi with a slightly complicated look.

Guisi seemed very happy to receive Bai Jian's praise and spun around in mid-air.

But then, Bai Jian felt the melancholy aura emanating from Guisi.

"You, what's the matter?"

The bloodshot eyes on Guisi's eyes gradually faded away, leaving only a pair of beady eyes on the large whites of his eyes. His mouth, which was originally stretched wide, returned to its original shape, with a pair of sharp little fangs exposed.

Seeing Guisi who suddenly became depressed, Bai Jian subconsciously reached out to comfort him.

Lin Weiwei behind her was stunned for a moment when she saw Bai Jian's movements, and then shouted loudly: "Stop touching!"

Bai Jian paused slightly with his hand on Guisi's head, then looked back at Lin Weiwei,

"What's wrong?"

Lin Weiwei walked quickly to Bai Jian and saw the purple smoke that Guisi was controlling, bypassing Bai Jian's hand and wrapping it around him.

"Okay, okay, luckily this is a kind-hearted ghost."

For no reason, Guisi was given a good ghost card.

Lin Weiwei stretched out her finger and flicked Bai Jian's forehead hard.

“Did you know that if surrounded by gas, even an Indian elephant will fall within 2 seconds?

How did you faint and end up in the hospital?Can't you have some snacks?

Are you really Sister Zhang's child if you are so stupid? "

Faced with Lin Weiwei's series of accusations, Bai Jian came to his senses.

This aunt is really her mother's best friend. She even talks in the same way. She blames you a series of times in one breath, leaving you unable to resist!

"It wasn't because of the poor air circulation in the bathroom last time. Besides, the ghost didn't hurt me this time."

Bai Jian complained softly, but immediately flinched under Lin Weiwei's fierce eyes.

"Want to know why Guisi is sad?"

Bai Jian nodded obediently.

"It's because he has existential cognitive impairment."

"I don't understand...can it be cured?"

Lin Weiwei twitched the corner of her mouth, did not answer Bai Jian's question, and asked instead:

"When you came in just now, were you scared by ghosts?"

Bai Jian shook his head.

"What about the bathroom in your house before?"

"No...and he ran into the washing machine for no reason at that time and almost couldn't get out."

Lin Weiwei: "...?"

“That seems to be more serious than I thought.

As a ghost-type Pokémon, Ghost usually likes to play pranks to collect scary emotions. Such emotions can help Ghost digest the energy in the body.

As for Guis, who suffers from existential cognitive impairment, the most basic manifestation is that he cannot scare people.

This ghost is just two months old, and it is probably able to survive to this day because of the little bit of fear it got from other ghosts when scaring others.

Appearing at your house might be because he had to come out to scare people after being abandoned by his tribe. "

"So, this ghost is a natural non-chief?"

Hearing Bai Jian give a brief summary using young people's popular slang, Lin Weiwei was stunned for a moment and then realized, "That's right!"

"What if I feed Guisi a customized energy cube every day? Do I still need the fear to assist digestion?"

Bai Jian retracted the hand on Guisi's head without leaving a trace. It was cold and numb, not as good as the lucky egg.

"If you eat energy cubes, there's no problem in surviving. It's just that I read a paper that said that ghosts who can't absorb normal fear emotions can master evil energy with extremely low efficiency."

After hearing this, Bai Jian breathed a sigh of relief and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

"In this case, what's wrong with me nurturing him? Since he could almost die on the way, regardless of his malnourished body, just to ensure my safety.

In return, I will train him so that one day in the future, he can show off his power in front of his fellow tribesmen. Wouldn't it be nice? "

Lin Weiwei looked at Bai Jian's delicate face, the true feelings revealed inadvertently...

The girl's heart that has been suppressed for many years has a faint urge to become active again.

"When it comes to Pokémon, your personality is very similar to that of Sister Zhang. They are both so gentle."

Bai Jian blushed and turned his head to one side.

"What's the point of being gentle? As a good European Emperor in the new era, it's my responsibility to save non-chief Pokémon!

Besides, I have never thought about being a top trainer. As an archaeologist, the future Guisi will definitely be very reliable. "

Seeing Bai Jian's shy look, Lin Weiwei felt like a kitten was scratching her heart, but her straight woman's nature still made her speak bluntly:

"Really? Why don't I see how you look like Emperor Ou? You don't know all about Pokémon, and you can still be hospitalized when you meet a silly ghost. This seems like something that can happen to Emperor Ou. ?”

Listening to Lin Weiwei questioning her noble European bloodline, Bai Jian's eyes sharpened instantly.

"I'm really a European Emperor. If you don't believe it, look at my D-station account. I am an account that only relies on my European style to accumulate fans. I already have more than 40 followers!"

With that said, Bai Jian turned on his phone, but unfortunately the signal on the negative floor was a bit poor and the page couldn't be loaded.

"Ah, yes, yes, I trust you too much.

Go and exchange feelings with Guisi. Didn’t you say you planned to cultivate him?Discuss it with him quickly. I still have extra Poké Balls on hand. You need to take advantage of him first. "

Lin Weiwei looked at Bai Jian's anxious expression as a child, expressed her belief perfunctorily, and took out a shrunken commemorative ball from her bag.

"Here, it's a meeting gift that my sister gave you. It's quite interesting."

Bai Jian put down his phone and reached out to take the pure white commemorative ball with a line of words printed on it:

"Every Pokémon deserves to be treated with care. - Zhong Huang"

"A co-branded model for the national champion?"

"How do you like it? Do you like it? I won it in a lottery online."

"It's not a pirated version, right?"

"Then you pay me back!"

After hearing this, Bai Jian glanced at Lin Weiwei with a strange look, "Is it possible that this is also a European emperor? A member of his own family?"

Lin Weiwei was a little fussy at the sight, and gave Bai Jian a slap in the face, "Go and talk to Guisi. I'll stand outside the door so I won't disturb you."

Holding the commemorative ball in his hand, Bai Jian looked at Guisi who was immersed in melancholy and swallowed.

"Well, I actually like your character very much. The melancholic little prince is very good. I feel that my luck should also be very good. Our characteristics complement each other..."

Halfway through, Bai Jian patted his face. It was his first time to cheat (by mistake) and recover a Pokémon. He was a little nervous and couldn't say anything.

Pulling himself together again, Bai Jian looked at Guisi and shouted loudly:

"Ghost!"

"Haju?"

Guisi, who was immersed in melancholy, jumped up and looked at Bai Jian blankly.

"Will you be my Pokémon?"

Hearing Bai Jian's words, Guisi was slightly stunned and seemed to be hesitant.

"Package and eat!"

"Haju!?"

Guisi's eyes lit up, and he was obviously excited, but the melancholy temperament that was coming out of his body was trying to suppress his excitement.

Seeing that he was about to fall short, Bai Jian took a deep breath, and the words he wrote when he was suffering from the second grade illness in that year came to mind:

"I can make you very, very strong, so powerful that many people and Pokémon will be afraid of your existence!"

Bai Jian enlarged the commemorative ball to normal size, placed it in the palm of his right hand, and handed it to Guisi, "So are you willing to let me, the European Emperor, take you off?"