My elves are all African chieftains

After handing the watermelon to Guisi, Bai Jian looked at Katigou's somewhat dejected figure leaving, and suddenly realized something.

When he turned around, he saw his grandfather's smiling face.

"Grandson, you kid is not bad at talent, and you have quite a lot of problems."

"The hospital said it was a cognitive impairment that was difficult to survive, and it was present since birth."

"Difficulty in survival cognition?" the old man muttered in a low voice, "I feel like something is wrong. Just leave him outside for the next few days. Grandpa will help you take a look at it when he has nothing to do."

"Oh……"

Bai Jian didn't pay much attention. After all, in his impression, his grandfather was just an ordinary junior breeder.

Even when I first got the junior breeder certificate, I relied on my mother to find connections and talk to the old man to ensure that the old man would not use it to harm other people's Pokémon, so I got a non-business certificate.

Since his grandpa is interested in his Guisi, Bai Jian doesn't have anything to worry about. He can just chat with Guisi for a few words. Maybe one day Guisi will change from an emo young man to a sunny and beautiful man like him.

"Then, grandpa, please help me look after Guisi first, and I will go and comfort Kati Dog,"

"Go, go, let that silly dog ​​be happy. In the whole family, the one he cares about the most is you."

"Hey, I know."

Bai Jian stood up and told Guisi not to run around, and then chased the figure of Kati Dog.

His grandfather's dog, Kadi, is a problem child. He usually has three states:

The first one is lazily lying down with his ears down, not wanting to do anything. Basically, Bai Jian is like this when he is not at home.

The second is the silly dog ​​state with tongue sticking out and a naive look on his face.

The third type is like being possessed by an opera spirit, who can always dream up a bloody masterpiece from a trivial matter.

When Bai Jian was a child, once, the Cady dog ​​sniffed around the manor all day long, and howled in the direction outside from time to time.

The family thought it was a wild Pokémon that had come in, and they were all a little nervous, until Lucario used a waveguide to carefully explore the manor. Except for a few Rattata crawling in from the warehouse, there was nothing there. Not found.

Lucario was so angry at this result that he beat Cady Dog unconscious on the spot.

When the dog woke up, he no longer behaved like a monster and turned into his iron-headed look again.

……

Bai Jian was hiding behind a big tree at the moment. The Kadi dog not far in front was standing on the windward slope, shouting "Oooooooo" into the wind like a lone wolf left behind in the world.

It's just that the screams were intermittent, probably because the wind choked my throat.

Based on Bai Jian’s many years of dog watching experience, the inner journey of Kati Dog at this moment should be like this:

"There is no love in the world, but I am the only one who is supreme! The three-year period has come. Since you, Bai Jian, are ruthless and unrighteous, don't blame me, Katigou, for being ruthless! From now on, there will be no relationship between you and me..."

Although he wanted to deny it, Bai Jian strongly opposed Mr. Katigou's withdrawal from the literary world.

The guess isn't particularly accurate, but it's not far off.

With a plan in his mind, Bai Jian walked out from the shadow of the big tree and said in a strange tone:

"No way, no way, there can't really be a Pokémon that is full of jealousy and ignores a skinny kid at his age, right?"

That's right,

When facing drama queens, we should not treat them gently, but with fire (no)

We need to beat the drama queen with the drama queen!

Hearing Bai Jian's voice, the Kati dog's big fluffy tail flicked subconsciously, and then he endured it with his perseverance.

"Oooh, ooh-ooh..."

(Scumbag! You will never understand the sadness of a dog!)

The wind filled his mouth, making the dog's howl sound more like a howl.

Bai Jian glanced at him, snickering in his heart, and continued to say casually:

"Eh? I remember there are still a few uneaten pieces of watermelon in the house. Where did that silly dog ​​go?...Oh, little Guisi is so lucky now!"

"Wang!"

Hearing this, the Kati dog flicked its tail, turned around without hesitation, stuck out its tongue and ran over, rubbing against Bai Jian's legs like a cat.

"Ow~"

(Here it is, here it is, give me some melon to the dog~)

"Huh? Whose stupid dog is this? What is it doing next to me?

Go away, go away, don't say you know me, I'm afraid the stupid dog at home will be angry. "

Bai Jian raised the corners of his mouth. After years of training, he now doesn't know how to laugh at all and continues his immersive performance.

"Aww—?"

Kadi Dog had never seen this scene before. For a moment, the two front paws holding Bai Jian's legs were stiff.

He tentatively stuck out his tongue and licked Bai Jian's leg. When he looked up, he met Bai Jian's indifferent eyes.

"Ouch...?"

Katigou immediately panicked, subconsciously thinking that Bai Jian was really angry this time.

The creamy yellow mane on his head drooped down, and he eagerly circled Baijian.

He screamed "Woo" in his mouth.

Bai Jian also breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Katigou finally coming back from his state of drama.

It's quite a psychological burden to fool such an innocent Pokémon all day long!

He leaned down, held down the moving Cady dog ​​with both hands, and rubbed his head for a while.

His technique was learned after studying online for a long time, and it is suitable for most Pokémon.

A set of procedures will ensure that the Pokémon will be happy both physically and mentally. If the strength is just right...

"Wang!"

The dog squinted its eyes comfortably, and its tail wagged happily, just like a cat sucking catnip.

Bai Jian started talking without stopping,

"I'm telling you, you stupid bitch, you're jealous just because there's a ghost in the house? You're older than him, can you be more steady?"

Speaking of this, Bai Jian thought of the Togepi in the house. If Katy knew about it, would he have to run away from home?

"Ow~"

Hearing Bai Jian's scolding, the Kati dog stretched out its two front paws and lay on the ground obediently.

This is a common trick used by Kadi dogs. Whenever they make a mistake, they will perform this action.

Although he looks naive, he is easily forgiven by his family...except for Lucario.

He would feel so humiliated that he would drag the dog to a deserted place and give it a good education.

However, although Lucario is constantly correcting it,

But Katigou still does it very skillfully. Often he knows he is wrong this time, but he will do it again next time...

"Forget it, I will bring back other Pokémon later anyway. If you are always so stingy, then I have no choice but to move out."

The Kati dog, enjoying the touch, stiffened and looked at Bai Jian with watery eyes.

"Ow?"

"Come on, come back with me and introduce Guisi to you.

You are now a mature Pokémon, and it's time to learn to face reality. "

After saying that, Bai Jian got up and walked back.

Katigou let out a frustrated "ouch" and kept up with Bai Jian's pace.

……

"Grandpa, I brought Kati back!"

Bai Jian shouted, but found that his grandfather and Guisi were no longer in the yard in front of the door.

"Where did the person go?"

"Wang!"

The Kati dog sniffed the place where grandpa had taken him before, and barked excitedly towards Bai Jian.

"Found it? Lead the way!"

Bai Jian went back to his house first, and then followed Cady Dog all the way around the fence to the back of the manor.

Going forward, there is a large forest inside.

When they got here, Bai Jian and Katigou were a little hesitant.

When I was very young, my grandfather told me very seriously that I could go anywhere near the manor, except this forest.

You must get his consent, and Lucario and Cady Dog are beside you before you can go.

Although I have asked many times, what is inside?

But my grandpa just smiled and shook his head every time.

"When the time is right, you will know."