My elves are all African chieftains

"My mother fucked me as captain??"

Bai Jian looked strange. He took out his mobile phone and looked at the divers in his captain group one by one...

It seems that the Two-dimensional concentration is quite high.

Is it because my mother didn’t join the captain group at all or...

Bai Jian raised his head and looked at his grandfather with a smirk on his face.

"Grandpa, you really didn't lie to me?"

"Come on, go back with grandpa to get your cell phone. I'll call your mother on the spot!"

"……elbow!"

……

Returning to the courtyard with the fishing gear, Bai Jian watched the updates on his phone while walking.

The captain group posts some private photos of pretty big sisters, and other than that, they discuss Pokémon training.

Of course, the Pokémon training they talk about is not reality.

The game "Pokémon Battle" can now stand on the market, in addition to realistic Pokémon modeling and voice command and other combat elements.

In terms of skin care and psychological counseling for daily Pokémon, it can also be called a textbook model, and it is nothing more than educational and educational.

According to common sense, such chat content is reasonable, but now...

Bai Jian clicked on Station D. The previous vlog he recorded in the hotel has now exceeded one million views. Looking at the past, the comments are as follows:

"I'm so awesome! How can this dog Ou Huang be so handsome?"

"Bai Bao! Mommy loves you!"

"A ten-year-old fan comes uninvited. It starts with welfare and loyalty to appearance."

"A pure passerby, this anchor eats birds and kills both men and women, wait, I am not a male ketone!"

"Upstairs, take off your eighteenth-level fan sign first before talking (dog head)"

……

"That's not right. My appearance has been exposed. Why doesn't anyone say this in the group? They are all fake fans!"

Bai Jian looked complicated and silently put away his phone.

"It must be my network card!"

"Why are you looking at your mobile phone in the corridor? If you look at it for a while, your eyes will be damaged!"

"Yeah, yeah, don't watch anymore."

……

When I got home, the sky was already darkening.

The evening breeze is blowing slowly, and when you open the window, the coolness brought in makes you feel particularly comfortable.

"It's dinner, come down and eat!" The grandma downstairs finished cooking, rubbed her hands covered with water on her apron, and shouted at the top of her lungs.

"right away!"

After shouting in response, Bai Jian saved the half-edited video, took off his anti-blue light glasses, and rubbed his sore eyes.

When he walked to the first floor, he looked at Lucario and the others who had already sat down and were waiting for dinner. Bai Jian was slightly startled and felt inexplicably panicked.

"Grandpa, Guisi and Porkpi haven't come back yet?"

"We went fishing together, how did I know..."

Grandpa rolled his eyes, his eyes firmly fixed on the screen of his mobile phone.

Bai Jian walked around the dining table and approached from behind.

On the screen is a cool-looking guy who looks a bit unserious... a Pokémon Coordinator?

"Ahem! Grandpa, is this pretty?"

"Of course it looks good!" Grandpa nodded subconsciously, then stiffened, and turned around to see Bai Jian's smiling expression.

After hastily blocking the screen, grandpa said, "Shh! Keep your voice down...don't tell grandma, I'll push her to you later."

"I don't want it, I have the baggage of being an idol and I don't pay attention to people randomly.

But first, help me ask Lucario and the others, where are Togepi and Ghost?Isn't your waveguide's power stronger than mine? "

"understood……"

"After dinner, call my mom."

"Hey! No, no, no, this is the only one that really doesn't work.

If I really ask, if your mother comes back during the Chinese New Year, she will have to deal with me.

Baby grandson~”

"Hey~ don't call me that, it's disgusting. Ask Lucario for me."

Listening to his grandpa calling him so disgustingly, Bai Jian got a little pimple on his body and quickly pushed his grandpa to Lucario's side.

Blue light began to flash.

Grandma came over with the dishes. Bai Jian made a shushing gesture and quickly stepped forward to take the dishes.

"Grandma, you guys eat first later, I have to call the ghosts back."

"Okay, it's dark outside. Keep an eye out when you're walking. Don't fall."

"Yeah, I know." Bai Jian smiled at his grandma.

After explaining to grandma in a low voice, grandpa also finished.

Suddenly meeting Bai Jian's eyes, grandpa was in a trance for a moment, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up,

"Don't worry, Lucario said they are training on their own, in the woods where you usually train. Go and bring them back."

As soon as he finished speaking, looking at Bai Jian who had already run out, grandpa shouted: "Remember to read the Tao!"

……

After running out and looking at the dark woods, Bai Jian felt frightened.

"Ouch--!"

Hearing the barking of the Kati dog behind him, Bai Jian stopped and turned around.

Under the pale moonlight, the figure of the Kati dog swished over from a distance.

Bai Jian was a little moved and touched the Kati dog's head.

"Come on, you lead the way, thank you for your hard work."

"Wang!"

The Kati dog lowered his head and shook his big fluffy tail, his eyes flashing with wisdom.

Isn’t it just a fight for favor? It’s also enlightened!

It is no longer the original Katy dog!

……

As we walked forward along the path, there were dark crows squawking in the forest from time to time, which made people feel hairy behind their backs.

"Woo-woof!"

"Meow..."

Bai Jian let out a sigh of relief as he watched the Kati dog lower his body and scare away a meow that wanted to do something evil.

Thanks to the Kati dog who followed us, otherwise this journey would have been much more difficult.

The forest is peaceful and safe during the day, but at night, all kinds of cows, horses and snake gods appear.

What about Roadhog Cats, Thieves Stingers...

It's also difficult because they are so honest and well-behaved during the day, and only come out to wander around at night.

But these are not big problems. The most unfortunate thing is...

Togepi and Ghost were nowhere near the lawn where they usually train!

"I really believed in my grandpa's evil deeds!"

Depressedly, Bai Jian opened the tree branch in front of him, leaned down and followed Kati Dog through.

"Gouzi, are you almost there?"

"Ow!"

Kati Dog turned around and showed an affirmative look. Believe me, that's right!

"Try to speed up as much as possible, otherwise the food will be cold when you get back. Gouzi, you don't want to eat cold food at night, do you?"

The speaker has no intention of listening, and after the words fall, the dog's pupils tremble and he nods repeatedly.

"Ouch!" I really want to be serious!

……

Continuing to walk through the forest, Bai Jian followed Katigou deeper into the forest and glanced at the time.

Not surprisingly, it was late.

After pausing and sending a message to his grandfather that there was no need to worry, Bai Jian glanced at the group of captains who had already exploded.

And the message from Lin Chaoyu.

[Chaoyang Yingchaoyu]: No linkage tonight?

Holding down the voice button, Bai Jian brought the phone to his mouth.

"My Pokémon is lost and I'm looking for it outside."

After a while, the phone buzzed and vibrated.

……