My elves are all African chieftains

After dinner, Bai Jian began to prepare for today's live broadcast.

Set aside your nearly-prepared schedule.

Seeing that it was only a few minutes until eight o'clock in the evening, Bai Jian thought about the proper words to use to confess his future plans to his parents tomorrow.

Before, I had always thought that there was some great secret in the forest. If things went well, the memory of watching it in my previous life would be enough for me to make a name for myself, to make a name for myself in the world of elf history, and to become the leader of the new era.

But in reality, she was a very skinny beauty. Not only did she not like herself, she slapped herself hard and shouted in embarrassment, "Scumbag!" '.

There was nothing left in the forest except a sacred tree that I couldn't understand and a group of Saludes who were hesitating and hiding their secrets!

There is indeed a secret, but Bai Jian doesn't know what it is.

The most important thing is that the secret in the forest is probably the secret content of the alliance. Otherwise, according to my grandfather's strength, he would not have retired and still need to guard it here.

Even if I hit it by mistake, I really figured out the secret of the sacred tree.

If you write a paper and submit it, the alliance will most likely press your head and ask you to sign a confidentiality agreement. As for the paper, it will be directly stored in the warehouse and blocked or completely destroyed.

So... there is no way to become a blockbuster by writing a paper.

Bai Jian felt melancholy...

If you still want to follow the previous plan and skip the ivory tower time at the undergraduate level, then the only thing left is to have a good discussion with your parents.

I took a break from school, and then ran to the wild to hang out with my parents...

But according to the personalities of their parents, they have always believed that only honest and step-by-step development can happen.

Having a stable life and a stable future, everything is stable, that is the right path.

Such a "crazy" and radical idea of ​​mine probably won't be recognized by them...

After thinking for a long time, Bai Jian couldn't help but sigh and murmured softly:

"No wonder the male protagonists in the novel have both parents died, have a sister and a house, and the younger brothers around them all have happy families, are talented and wealthy...it's all about circumstances."

Shaking his head, Bai Jian patted his face, "However, it's good to have parents and family who love you, even if they are just supporting roles.

How come there are so many hatreds in life, but those who are content are always happy! "

Glancing at the time, Bai Jian started today's live broadcast on time:

"Good evening, family, today we are coming..."

……

As night fell, Bai Jian's room was busy.

Bai Jian sat in front of the computer seriously and showed off the heterochromatic ugly fish at home to the audience in the live broadcast room.

Rotom and Ghoststone got together, coded and created together, and discussed the points to pay attention to when writing. The two little guys were in full swing.

Only Togepi was sitting next to Bai Jian in a daze, somewhat at a loss, like a "confused" mascot.

Oh, and there are two guys, Kati Dog and Ugly Fish, sleeping. One is lying on the bedside, pulling on the sheets, and the other is sinking to the bottom of the fish tank, lightly touching the water stone.

As an enterprising person who wholeheartedly wants to win the hegemony of Baijian harem, Togepi will naturally not regard Cady Dog and Chou Chou Fish, who are sleeping and doing nothing all day long, as competitors.

But as the advantages of the Pokémon in his family became more and more obvious, Togepi felt more and more that his status in the harem... was no longer guaranteed!

After staring at Bai Jian's chin for a while, Togepi fell into deep thought.

What should I do to achieve the final victory?

Pictures of harem dramas rolled through his mind, and Togepi was a little unsure.

After thinking for a long time, Togepi couldn't find a way. Full of annoyance, he kicked his short legs and lightly kicked Bai Jian.

'How come this big fool is more difficult to serve than those bad emperors! '

Bai Jian was broadcasting live, and was suddenly kicked by Togepi. He was confused and asked, "Why did I offend this little ancestor?" '

Bai Jian casually flicked Togepi's face in retaliation, then turned his head and continued the live broadcast.

The water friends in the live broadcast room also saw Togepi kicking Bai Jian, and they all excitedly "reprimanded" Bai Jian.

It was said that he had been punished by God, and Togepidu, the "symbol of luck", was no longer willing to favor him.

Facing these non-chiefs who provoked him, Bai Jian sneered disdainfully.

He raised his hand and took the small notebook, and compared the IDs of the old chiefs who posted sc on the screen to record them one by one. After writing, he checked back and forth several times to ensure that there was no mistake in the capital of a radical.

"I've taken note of you rebels and rebels! When we open the pool again next time, I'll ask Togepi to smoke for you. Zi Qidong is here to warn you!"

Hearing the last sentence, Togepi, who was squatting next to him, was startled, his eyes widened, and his whole body was suddenly cold and trembling with anger. His little hand pointing at Bai Jian was trembling, and his mood was particularly complicated.

Facing the threat from Baijian, unlike Bogebi who shivered coldly, the water friends in the live broadcast room did not panic at all.

Different from ordinary non-chiefs, the status of [big chief] is actually equivalent to that of a big dog. This is a "conventional" rule.

Immediately, several chiefs held high the banner of "rebellion" and stood up to resist Bai Jian's "tyranny".

[Togepi's dog]: "[Please] write down my ID carefully. I want Togepi's little angel to draw a card for me!"

[Always push Togepi's Oven]: "A pure passerby, can you please step aside and let Togepi live broadcast?"

[I always like Togepi]: "False anchor, white seal; real anchor, Togepi!"

[Togepi’s anti-fan leader]: “I also want Togepi to step on me... Togepi [please] step on me!”

……

Seeing the number of scabs that suddenly increased, Bai Jian looked at the angry Togepi next to him with some speechlessness.

Unexpectedly, the little chubby girl in the family is really a popular stock with potential!

I just made a few jokes, and the live broadcast room became more popular...

Rubbing his chin, Bai Jian looked at Togepi with an increasingly strange look.

After being stared at by Bai Jian for a while, Togepi couldn't help but tremble. He retracted his little hand that tried to blame Bai Jian and took a half-step back worriedly.

'Oops, could he be angry?Could it be that he really dislikes me?What happened? '

In line with the principle of "you must die even if you want to die", Togepi swallowed his saliva, carefully took a small step to the left, and followed with his right foot little by little.

Under Bai Jian's gaze, Togepi took funny crab steps and nudged in front of the computer screen little by little.

He quickly turned his head and took a look...

Seeing the water friends on the screen who were "speaking up for themselves", Togepi was stunned on the spot.

When he came back to his senses, Togepi felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave, his whole body was cold, and he whispered softly: "It's just..." (I'm really convinced by these idiots, they are all talking nonsense. what……)

Raising his head again and meeting Bai Jian's eyes again, Togepi trembled in his heart.

'Not only will you fall out of favor now... No, you won't go directly into the cold palace, right? '