The Creation God of Douluo

Tang San: "My dad beat me because of that grass?"

"Oh, maybe that bluesilver grass is different from the ordinary bluesilver grass. It's special. It even dares to roll up farmyard manure and throw it at your father's face." Tang Xing said absently.

Tang San kept asking this, so Tang Xing could only say it casually. The plot was not revealed.

Tang San sighed, his expression even more bitter.

I am worse than grass.

But why does that grass have intelligence? This point made Tang San think deeply, but he no longer asked Tang Xing.

A little kid would understand? Therefore, I don’t even understand what spiritual wisdom is.

Then, Tang San approached Tang Xing and stared at his shoes a few more times: "Tang Xing, what kind of shoes are these?"

"Ah, these shoes are called hiking boots. They are specially designed to bully people. If you can't defeat them, put them on and you will be faster than a mule. They are the exclusive treasure of the village bully."

Tang San was very confused: "Why aren't they called Wind Shoes? Instead they are called Mountaineering Shoes. And how did you get these shoes?"

Tang Xing was stunned.

That's right, why not call it Wind Shoes? It sounds so nice. Tang Xing asked the system, and the system quickly responded with a reply.

"Ding, because the host obtained it while climbing a mountain, for the sake of fashion, they are named mountaineering shoes."

Tang Xing suddenly realized. Then it was all lies.

"Xiaosan, actually I found this in the Water Curtain Cave. I didn't know what it was for at first, but then I realized the purpose of this shoe. The name of these hiking shoes is for mountain climbing."

Found it in the Water Curtain Cave in the back mountain? Nine times out of ten, you are afraid of people. If you don't want to talk, you won't say it. I don't care about it.

Tang San pulled Tang Xing over: "Come, let's practice...let me see how fast you can put on your shoes."

Tang Xing looked surprised: "You want to practice with me? Mistress, you have changed. You are no longer the mistress I am familiar with!"

Tang San:? ? ?

I just want to test how fast you are, eh, no, this is a bit...

Tang Xing: "You are so ambitious! You must have taken a fancy to my status as the village hegemon. You want to compete with me and take away my title of village hegemon of the Holy Soul Village."

Tang San: "The tyrant of the Holy Soul Village? Only children care about this thing."

Tang Xing blinked: "I'm just a child, aren't you? If you don't see the name of Cunba, it would be even more dangerous. How fast are you going to test me? I'm obviously just a child."

Tang San's teeth were itching with anger, who did this brat learn from?

"Forget it if you don't want to compete. If you lose, I'm really afraid you'll cry."

Children were most afraid of provoking generals, especially naughty children. With just one sentence, Tang San was absolutely sure to anger Tang Xing.

Tang Xing curled his lips and said: "Young boy? Playing tricks with me? Playing with aggressive generals, right?"

If you succeed to me, I will be your grandfather!

Okay, you succeeded. "

I rub!

Who did this naughty kid learn from? But should we compare now or not?

"Only you want to be faster than me?"

Tang San decided to compete with Tang Xing.

"Hey, dear grandson, grandpa just wants to compete with you."

It's better to choose the right day than to hit it. This afternoon I won the achievement of "The Most Beautiful Boy in Holy Soul Village".

Tang San:...I can bear it.

Tang Xing: "Three years ago, you and I had a peak duel. I only used two moves to beat you to tears and piss you off... Today, I will show you how fast I am."

Two three-year-old kids, what a fart in a peak duel?

Tang San said angrily: "I was still young at that time. It wasn't you who made a sneak attack and put onions on my eyes."

Tang Xing: "It's not just an onion, I also hit your vitals. Just this afternoon, we ran from the village entrance to the back mountain to see who is the fastest!"

Brat, once you look good, I'll ask the whole village to watch the game!

Tang Xing: "The competition is fine, but we have to get some luck. The children in the village call me Boss Xing and Big Brother. If I beat you, you have to recognize me as the boss."

The corners of Tang San's lips curled up: "No problem, if I win, you can teach me to sing other songs."

You are the protagonist of Douluo Dalu, can you pursue a little bit?

But how do you know I have other songs?

Tang San rolled his eyes: "Okay, not only "Only Mom is Good in the World", but also "I Have a Good Dad", "Little Tadpole Looking for Mom", and "Little Cabbage" as long as you beat me. I’ll teach you everything.”

Tang San's eyes lit up, thinking that this naughty kid knows a lot of songs: "It's a deal, see you in the village this afternoon!"

The two of them signed a letter of challenge and went back to their respective homes.

[Author's digression]: If you ask why I didn't update yesterday, it really has nothing to do with playing. Really, it definitely has nothing to do with playing games yesterday, and it has nothing to do with watching TV or writing speeches.