The Creation God of Douluo

Chapter 6 Farmer’s Fat on the Face

After a while, Tang Xing and Tang San got the farmyard fertilizer.

Afterwards, Tang San said: "Tang Xing, we have gone crazy enough, it's time to go back, but not after we go out.

"Also, you can't tell them that there is a water curtain cave here. Maybe other children will climb here at their own risk like us.

"What if I fall to death?"

Tang Xing: They seem to already know.

No, just remove it.

Mission Achievement 100: King of Bears, current progress is (completed)

Reward: Grandmaster Brewing Technique (Permanent)

What the hell? Winemaking?

Do you want me to become the richest man in Holy Soul Village using wine-making skills?

Tang San: "By the way, Tang Xing, why are you so skilled? You're so fast!"

"Of course, you think I've been farting these past few months!"

"However, digging it out is also a good thing for Ah Yin. If there is photosynthesis, Tang Hao definitely doesn't understand this." At this time, Tang Xing thought to himself.

pong

There was an explosion of water, and the water curtain of the waterfall was knocked open, and a tall figure rushed in angrily.

That's right, the person coming is Tang Hao.

Without saying a word, Tang Hao grabbed Tang San's arm and pushed Tang San directly to the ground.

Tang Hao fanned his palm and slapped Tang San on his butt. (Don’t be crooked, you haven’t taken off your pants)

Snapped!

Snapped!

clap clap!

Tang San: "Ah! Wuwu, Tang Xing~"

Tang Xing on the side was so frightened that he couldn't help but take a few steps back and slowly approached the exit of the water curtain.

It’s over—it’s over! I gave his wife Ah Yin some farmyard fertilizer and asked Tang San to wipe his butt with leaves. I was still thinking about poaching his wife - she was dead~ she was dead~ run away quickly!

"Goose hehe...Goose Tang Hao...Uncle, Grandpa Jack asked me...to go home for dinner, I...I'm leaving first!"

With that said, Tang Xing rushed forward immediately.

"Humph!"

Tang Hao snorted coldly, and a sense of oppression rushed towards Tang Xing.

But for some reason, a golden light flashed slightly in Tang Xing's lower abdomen, and the pressure miraculously disappeared. But Tang Xing didn't notice this.

I almost sat down on the ground just now.

?

Tang Hao raised a question mark. The feeling of oppression just now can be said to be one thousandth of that in the realm of the God of Death, but a six-year-old kid couldn't even bear it. (Don't pay attention to the details). What happened to Tang Xing? thing?

"Hmph! I'll deal with you later too!" Tang Hao said with a cold snort.

Then, Tang Hao raised his palm again and struck Tang San's penis.

clap clap!

Snapped!

clap clap clap!

"Dad, don't hit~wuwu~wuah, it hurts! Why should I be beaten...?" Tang San cried.

Tang Hao: Isn’t it because...(I don’t know either)

At this moment, Tang San's buttocks were extremely swollen and red, and tears from being beaten flowed down three thousand feet.

So what if he has the soul of an adult?

So what if he has Tang Clan Kung Fu?

The small body of a six-year-old hurts!

And Tang Xing was panicking in his heart: My little butt, Tang Hao's palm is so thick and long, I can't help it!

and many more.

That's the only way to go.

A common killer trick in kindergartens.

I saw Tang Xing's eyes focused and calm, and a powerful aura instantly rose up——

"There is only one good mother in the world. A child with a horse is like a treasure. If he falls into his mother's arms, happiness is indispensable..."

"Being without a horse is the most difficult thing. A child without a horse is like a grass. Without the mother's arms, where can you find happiness - where can you find it..."

"Tang San, what are you doing so stupidly? Sing with me, one...two...three—sing!" Tang Xing cried loudly.

Tang San felt miserable in his heart, and he also sang along: "Only mother is good in the world..."

Tang Hao not only did not calm down, but also blushed, saying: "Two naughty boys, it seems you did it on purpose. You still want me to be soft-hearted? No way! Watch and beat!"

Just when Tang Hao was about to slap him, something unexpected happened.

Snapped!

Ah Yin suddenly rolled up a piece of farmyard manure on the ground with a leaf and threw it directly in Tang Hao's face.

Oh my gosh, sister Ah Yin did a great job!

This song "Only Mom is Good in the World" will sing it to your heart! .

Tang Xing took the opportunity to escape and rushed towards the entrance of the cave.

"Xiaosan, hurry up and run away!"

"Yeah! Here we come!"

Two short figures jumped out of the water curtain waterfall one after another.

Tang Xing: Gaia——

Tang Xing and Tang San jumped from a height of fifty meters and fell into the lake.

Cave entrance————

Tang Hao glanced outside once or twice, and couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Tang Xing and Tang San were not in danger after falling into the lake.

At the same time, I was also puzzled that two naughty boys Yuan had the guts to jump directly from such a high place?

Then, simply clean off the farmyard manure on your face.

Then he came to Ah Yin: "Ah Yin, those two naughty kids sang randomly. Don't be sad."

"Xiaosan is still young and he is not sensible yet. When he grows up, I will tell him about you."

"However, some farmyard manure seems to help you recover more."

Snapped!

Tang Hao looked like a farmer again.

~~~~~

"Mistress, I seem to have seen your dad get slapped on the face again."

Tang San: () Wow~

[Author's digression]: This update is slow because I am traveling. Another piece of news is that I have corrected everything that was wrong before. You can watch it again.

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