The Creation God of Douluo

Just then, Jack stooped into the house.

As soon as Tang Xing heard the sound, he took out the wine.

Jack: "Tang Xing!"

"Grandpa, I'm here to buy you some wine."

"If you don't want to drink, let's get down to business first. Little brat, how dare you climb up such a high waterfall to make noises?"

"If Tang Hao and those naughty kids of yours hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known about this! Tang San is so good, but you have led him astray!"

Tang Xing: "Grandpa, drink first. I have my own reasons."

Village Chief Jack glared at Tang, and without saying a word, he took off the thorns on the courtyard wall and spanked Tang Xing on the butt.

"Grandpa Jack, stop hitting... Ouch! It hurts! My body hurts, and you feel sorry for me! I have my own reasons..."

"No excuses will work today. I need to give you a longer memory so that you don't fall off the waterfall and die one day."

clap clap!

Ahhhhh!

Tang Hao!

Early in the morning.

In the bedroom, Tang Xing was lying on the bed, with his butt stuck out.

Tang Xing took a breath: "Hey, it hurts me to death!"

If he hadn't established a good relationship with Tang Hao for the sake of his future life, he would have wanted to put boy's urine in the wine bottle.

squeak--

The door was pushed open, and Village Chief Jack walked in with his dog in his arms.

Jack walked a few steps forward to the bed and pulled off Tang Xing's pants, exposing most of his butt.

Eat a peach, your butt feels so cool~

Tang Xing was startled, pulled his neck and shouted: "Ah! I was wrong... I don't dare to go there anymore!"

"What's wrong?" Jack asked with a smile.

Tang Xing's eyes trembled and he said timidly: "Grandpa Jack, I was wrong, stop fighting...

Grandpa Jack, you scared me. I was still a child, wuwu~ I lost my parents when I was a child, and was picked up by the demon village chief. He said he felt sorry for me and raised me as a grandson, but he beat me at every turn. "

"Dare you say I'm a devil? Do you believe it or not?" Jack glared at Tang Xing and asked.

Tang Xing tightened his neck and tightened his buttocks, looking resigned to his fate: "Just beat me to death."

Therefore, I am the only one who has the most difficult time among the time travellers.

This made Jack dumbfounded.

In the eyes of old man Jack, Tang Xing has been filial since childhood, and is extremely smart and good-looking. The problem is that he is too naughty and naughty.

"In a few days, the soul masters from the Wuhun Palace will come to our Holy Soul Village to test the martial souls and soul power for the children in the village!

When the time comes, I want you to try your luck. If you are lucky, you might be able to get a place as a work-study student at Notting Junior Soul Master Academy. "Jack said cautiously.

If there is an opportunity to send him to school, a teacher will be there to discipline him. It should make him more sensible, right? At least you won't pee on other people's doors or wipe your nose on the doorknob, right?

Martial spirit test?

Then won’t my newbie gift package be coming soon?

Tang Xing currently has three options for whether to take the martial arts test or whether to go to Notting Junior Soul Master Academy.

The first way is to stay away from Tang San, resolutely not to go to Notting Junior Soul Master Academy, resolutely not to go to Shrek Academy, resolutely not to go to the Killing City, resolutely not to go to Poseidon Island, resolutely not to participate in the battle with the Spirit Empire... Everything is focused on safety, just survive in the Holy Soul Village, be a cautious dog, and then rely on the system to survive little by little, survive until you are titled Douluo, survive until you become a god, and survive until the finale.

The second way is to hug Tang San's thigh tightly, get yourself the eighth Shrek monster, use the system to fight monsters and level up all the way, reveal some plot to Xiao San if you have something to do, and go to the post officer if nothing happens, but Xiao Wu is not included. While waiting for Tang San to compete with Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue, he hid in the dark and shouted cheers to Tang San.

The third way is to find a way to bring Tang San and Qian Renxue together, make Tang Hao the father-in-law of Wuhun Palace, resurrect A Yin, and then settle the matter between Xiao Wu and Wuhun Palace.

Of course, there is a fourth way, not in Holy Soul Village, but outside...

But first take a look at what’s included in the starter package before making your decision.

Jack suddenly said: "After the soul master from Wuhun Palace arrives in the village, I will find a way to invite him to my home and see if I can use the back door."

Afterwards, Jack stopped talking, smeared the ointment he brought on his hands, and then slapped Duan Yun's butt hard.

"Ah, it hurts!"

In the courtyard, a burst of ghostly cries and howls continued to be heard.

[Author's digression]: Because I have to go to school, I am a lot slower, and the inspiration I had before is gone. From now on, I will update every Monday without any accident.