Report to Master Sheng, Madam is pretending to be well-behaved every day

"Hey……"

Back then on Dulong Island, why did he beat his wife violently?

If he had married her back then, maybe the children would have been soy sauced.

Sheng Jingting sighed heavily, and began to change channels with his knees.

Having been injected with Universe 1, he is much stronger than ordinary people in terms of strength.

The fist is harder than others, and the value of force is explosive.

But because of this, Sheng Jingting exerted a little force, and there was a snap...

The remote is broken.

"..."

"..."

The two were speechless at the same time, looking at each other speechlessly.

It's normal to not be able to change the channel you want to watch, but it would be a bit too much to smash the remote control directly.

Yuzheng was beaten up by Sheng Jingting before, knowing that his strength was different from ordinary people, so he didn't force him to kneel down on the remote control again.

Instead, he went to the desk and found an A4 paper, took out a pen and put it in front of him: "Either change the room and continue changing channels for me, or draw my WeChat QR code until it can be scanned."

Kneeling the remote control in another room, wouldn't the whole family know about it?

Sheng Jingting would never do such a thing, he picked up a pen and paper and prepared to draw.

Yuzheng touched the electronic scale with her toe: "Kneel down while drawing 1314."

"Hey……"

Sheng Jingting was tired.

But what can he do?

My wife can only pamper herself.

So, while drawing the QR code, he tried his best to get 1314 on the electronic scale.

Sheng Jingting does intelligence work and often cracks all kinds of weird codes.

He is also very interested in hacking techniques. He actually understands the arrangement of QR codes, so he can try to restore them bit by bit.

On the contrary, the requirement to kneel down to 1314 on the electronic scale is outrageous.

This kind of electronic scale is a household type, with a load-bearing capacity of up to a few hundred catties. From a technical point of view, it is impossible to kneel down to 1314.

But he didn't dare to say it yet, so he could only put his weight on his knees hard.

50kg, 100kg, 200kg...

As the numbers on the display continued to increase, there was another 'snap'...

The glass-top electronic scale splits directly in half.

"..."

Yuzheng was startled and couldn't help taking a few steps back.

Is the power of the Great Demon King so terrifying?

He can even kneel down an electronic scale? ? ?

Convex (fuck dish)

With his small body, he couldn't withstand a few kicks from him.

Sheng Jingting himself was also very embarrassed. He stood up silently and threw the electronic scale into a corner. He said without changing his expression, "This electronic scale has a bearing capacity of less than 300 catties. I really can't kneel down to 1314. Next time, I will buy a better quality one." of."

Yuzheng seemed to be listening to the scriptures, with a confused expression: "Who can a normal person kneel down to say 1314? I mean, you just need to kneel down and say this number, and there can be decimal points in the middle."

Sheng Jingting coughed twice in embarrassment, and leaned forward to get close to her: "It's broken anyway, it's God's will. Baby, can you forgive me?"

"Where is the QR code I asked you to draw?"

forgive?

T's matter has not yet been resolved, and Mr. Sheng has transformed into a devil again.

T bullied her twice in three days, and what the devil did to her was even more outrageous and beyond description.

That was the biggest stumble Yuzheng had suffered in his life, and he suffered great psychological and physical trauma.

In the next few years, she really got goosebumps when she heard the name of the devil, and she wished she could run away.

Well, she was wrong about that matter, just hit her.

Sheng Jingting even changed his name and surname to pretend to be an ordinary person to marry her and share the same bed every day.

Just thinking about it makes your scalp go numb.

If she is punished for several crimes, all the suffering she has suffered in the past must be recovered.

She dare not do anything to the devil, but she can punish her husband.

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Sheng Jingting bowed his head in resignation, and after half an hour of making things together, he finally handed the drawn QR code to Yu Zheng: "Okay, try it."

Suspiciously, Yuzheng picked up Sheng Jingting's phone and scanned it, and it came out with a beep.

Yuzheng: Σ(⊙▽⊙"a

This this……

Can a QR code be drawn?

What kind of IQ is this?

Seeing the little girl's stunned expression, Sheng Jingting explained: "I forgot to tell you, I have learned simple cryptography. Why, haven't you learned it?"

"That's the professional skill of the technical team. I'm the combat team... Oh no..." Yu Zheng suddenly reacted, grabbed Sheng Jingting's arm in anger, and pushed him away angrily.

"If you make you kneel down on the remote control, you'll be ruined. If you're asked to kneel down on the electronic scale, you'll be ruined too. Draw a QR code, and it's even a professional counterpart... Get out of here."

Sheng Jingting didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It's the remote control you found, and it's also the electronic scale you bought, and even the QR code you asked me to draw..."

Before the words were finished, the door of the room was closed with a bang.

He touched his nose again.

Sheng Jingting rubbed his temples helplessly, and knocked on the door lightly to coax him: "Baby, can you open the door? Let's go in and talk if we have anything to say."

Yuzheng in the room looked angry and yelled angrily: "I don't want to see you, and I don't want to talk to you either. You hit me and put me in the hospital."

"Baby, I was wrong, and I will never hit you again."

"Liar, if you know you are wrong, you should accept the punishment honestly."

Mentioning this made Yu Zheng even angrier.

Anyway, she was already married to the Great Demon King, and the two of them had a sweet little life.

The big devil doesn't seem to be as scary as the serious one. After revealing his identity, he is no different from the gentle and considerate husband before.

Yuzheng originally planned not to pursue him for concealing his identity or his previous violent behavior.

But she is so angry, he must be punished to vent her anger.

But as long as Sheng Jingting admits his mistakes with a good attitude, he can consider forgiving him...

As a result, he was playing tricks.

Is this an attitude of admitting mistakes?

No sincerity at all.

Yu Zheng said that she is very very very angry now, and the consequences are very serious.

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Sheng Jingting wanted to cry without tears: "Did I not cooperate with you? You can't blame me for the poor quality of the remote control and electronic scale. Before you asked me to draw a QR code, you didn't ask me if I had learned cryptography."

Yuzheng's anger rose, she opened the door and stared angrily: "So it's still my fault??"

Sheng Jingting didn't dare to fight her hard, he hurriedly coaxed: "That's not what I mean, what I mean is that I really know I was wrong, and I am willing to accept punishment."

Yuzheng was dubious, and poked out a little furry head from the crack of the door: "Really? Are you willing to accept punishment?"

Sheng Jingting nodded solemnly: "I am willing, very willing."

Yuzheng pointed behind her: "Keyboard durian washboard, which one do you choose?"

Sheng Jingting helped his forehead: "Must I kneel? Can I change..."

"Hmph, goodbye, Demon King of the Military Intelligence Department."

Yuzheng closed the door angrily, not wanting to pay attention to him.

She listed six ways of punishment in total.

Three of them have already been eliminated, and he still doesn't want to choose the remaining three, showing no sincerity at all.

She was angry, very angry.

Sheng Jingting, who was locked outside the door: "..."

While he was speechless, Lu Tianxiao walked down the stairs with a black hair all over his head: "Look at your talent, but you are locked out by your daughter-in-law. It's embarrassing."

Sheng Jingting's head hurt even more.

Fearing that this fiery plastic father would do something else, he had no choice but to explain: "I can't blame her, I did it to her first."

Lu Tianxiao immediately opened his eyes angrily: "What kind of hands are you doing?"

Sheng Jingting sighed helplessly: "I hit her hard, and I hit her hard."

"What? You still dare to domestic violence?" Lu Tianxiao suddenly became angry, and furiously rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward to slap him: "Lu Chen, how did I teach you? The men of our Lu family must protect the family and the country and protect the weak. I sent you to the military school for so many years, is it to let you go home and beat your wife? Whip? Where is my whip?"