Report to Master Sheng, Madam is pretending to be well-behaved every day

Yuzheng got up after taking a nap, and habitually went downstairs to find yogurt to drink.

When passing by the living room, Lu Tianxiao was watching a war movie again, and the sound of machine guns burst out.

This sound effect is simply exaggerated.

Yuzheng got goosebumps all over her body, and hurried into the kitchen.

When I came back, it was still ringing.

She silently glanced at the picture on the screen.

Is this all a mess of TV shows?

I don't know why the elderly like to watch this kind of drama.

"Why are you sneaking around? You want to see it too." Lu Tianxiao noticed Yu Zheng's existence and glanced at her haughtily.

Yuzheng shook her head quickly: "No, no, I don't want to."

Lu Tianxiao suddenly sank down: "Why don't you want to see you sneaking around?"

"Uh, I'm passing by."

"Well, why are you passing by the living room?"

Yuzheng raised the yogurt in his hand: "I'm drinking yogurt. I just bought it yesterday and it's still fresh. Would you like a cup?"

She just asked casually, but she didn't expect Lu Tianxiao to have a generous expression on her face: "Then try it."

"..."

Yuzheng silently handed him the cup he was going to take upstairs to drink.

Lu Tianxiao skillfully pierced the plastic seal and sucked two mouthfuls, then smashed it and complained: "Why are there no fruit pieces? I like strawberry flavor."

"..."

Isn't it common for older people to dislike old yogurt?Commander Lu actually knew about the fruit.

Yuzheng was speechless: "Uh, Commander Lu, do you still drink yogurt?"

Lu Tianxiao glared: "What's wrong? I can't drink yet, can I?"

Lu Muqing would sometimes buy yogurt to drink, and he was quite used to it.

Yuzheng shook her head hurriedly, with a cold expression on her face: "Commander Lu, don't you think that yogurt mixed with strawberry jam...is very similar to that?"

"Like what?"

Yuzheng put two fingers together and pointed at her head: "It's just... like that."

Lu Tianxiao understood what she meant, and immediately became angry: "If you don't do bad things on weekdays, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on your door in the middle of the night, why should you be afraid of headshots? When I was on the battlefield, a grenade could blow up more than a dozen enemies. Arm Legs flew around in front of me, and I didn't even blink. Useless things, bring me here."

"???" Yu Zheng walked over with question marks all over her head.

"sit down."

"???"

Lu Tianxiao snorted heavily: "As a senior agent of the Security Bureau, you are still afraid of headshots. How do you fight with foreign criminals to defend your home and country? You just sit here today and watch how they fight of."

Yuzheng was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but argue: "Commander Lu, this kind of drama that's divorced from reality doesn't seem to have any educational significance."

Lu Tianxiao gave her an annoyed look: "You can just watch it if you tell me, don't talk so much nonsense."

Yuzheng was speechless for a moment, then lowered her shoulders in resignation.

Forget it, just watch a war drama?What a big deal.

Lu Tianxiao next to him was finally satisfied, drinking yogurt and watching with relish.

Yu Zheng was sitting next to him, and soon yawned again and again.

After finally finishing one episode, I thought I was relieved, but Lu Tianxiao skillfully changed the channel and continued watching.

Although they are not the same drama, they are basically the same with minor differences.

"..."

Yuzheng watched half an episode with her again and couldn't take it anymore, so she quietly took out her phone and asked Lu Xingyang to go online and play games.

It took a long time for Lu Xingyang to reply to her: 【I'm recording a variety show, I don't have time. 】

Yuzheng curled her lips, so she had to form a team to play by herself.

What she didn't expect was that in broad daylight, she was matched with a group of primary school students whose skills were even better than hers.

Seeing that his teammates committed another crime, Yuzheng couldn't hold back and yelled: "Don't chase, don't chase, retreat quickly... All the members are assembled, fuck, you guys are crazy? Can you have a sense of teamwork, the first time? I saw someone who was even better than me..."

Before he finished cursing, two dazzling characters popped up on the screen - failure.

Yuzheng was about to curse, when she raised her head, she saw that Lu Tianxiao had approached her at some point, staring at her phone screen curiously.

"Uh, Commander Lu, what are you doing?"

"Just take a look, what's the matter..." Lu Tianxiao coughed awkwardly, sat back in his original position and continued watching TV.

Since he didn't object, Yuzheng teamed up again and started another round.

It was still her usual style, rushing to the opposite side at the beginning, and then... being taken away by a wave.

Teammate A: [Are the primary school students leaving school so early? 】

Teammate B: [kid, do you have too little homework?Go down the slide with your friends. 】

Teammate C: [This kind of operation is outrageous...]

"..."

She didn't die too fast, she still struggled for 2 minutes.

Yuzheng was really speechless when Lu Tianxiao's disdainful voice came into her ears: "Rampage doesn't talk about tactics at all, people like you can't die with 100 lives on the battlefield."

Yuzheng was a little embarrassed: "Wretched development is not my style, I just like to be tough."

Lu Tianxiao: "Then you just got it?"

Yuzheng curled her lips: "You don't understand the heart of violent DPS."

Lu Tianxiao's eyes were higher than the top, and he was very contemptuous: "There are bushes next to you and you don't know how to hide for a sneak attack. I really doubt that you have been herding cattle in tactics class."

"We don't have a tactics class."

"..." Lu Tianxiao glared at her: "I don't even have this awareness, or else your Security Bureau is a bunch of trash."

Yuzheng was upset when he said that, and said with a downcast face: "This is a game, and the real world is different. In the game, you may not be able to win."

Lu Tianxiao rolled up his sleeves angrily: "Come on, try it, I will teach you tactics today."

Yuzheng was a little surprised: "You still play games?"

"I don't care about these messy things." Lu Tianxiao threw the phone to Yuzheng like a charity: "Give me the next one, and teach me how to play."

"..."

No wonder Lu Tianxiao secretly moved over to take a look, it turned out that he wanted to play with her.

It seems that the war drama is not so exciting.

Yuzheng was speechless for half a minute, and forced a smile to download a game for him and install it.

Lu Tianxiao couldn't wait to fiddle with it for a long time but couldn't figure it out, so he had the cheek to lean up to her: "How to play this? Teach me..."

Although Yuzheng's skills are ridiculously poor, the game flow is still clear.

This is also the first time I was asked about the game, and I put on a picture of a great god, teaching by example.

Lu Tianxiao is not young, his IQ is still very high, and he quickly learned how to play.

Yuzheng led him to form a team, and the game began.

1 minutes later……

Both of them were beheaded under the horse.

Teammate A: [It's really unlucky to meet two elementary school chickens at once. 】

Teammate B: [@卫军军, kid, fighting and killing is an adult's business, isn't it good to go home and do homework? 】

Teammate c: [Can you stop insulting us primary school students?I still think it's sharp. 】

Lu Tianxiao was confused: "What do they mean?"

Yuzheng spread her hands together: "It means that your skills are better than elementary school students."

Lu Tianxiao's face was as black as the bottom of a pot visible to the naked eye, and he typed out a line of words through gritted teeth.

Commander Lu: [I am not a primary school student. 】

Teammate A: [As far as your level is concerned, it is hard to convince the public that you are not a primary school student. 】

Teammate B: [Kids are obedient, obediently watch Ultraman go, don't come out to harm others. 】

Commander Lu: 【When I killed the enemy on the battlefield, you were not born yet, so be polite to me.If you have the ability to play another game, I will definitely let you know what the style of the general is. 】

Teammate c: [I've heard of the wind of miso, the stewed fish is quite delicious, but I still like to eat cola chicken wings. 】

Commander Lu: [Brat, what are you talking about? 】

Teammate c: [Everyone is a primary school student, what kind of onion are you pretending to be? 】

Commander Lu: [You are the primary school student, I am not, I am Commander Lu. 】

Teammate c: [Our school's management of the septic tank also said that he is the manure commander...]

Except for Yuzheng and Lu Tianxiao, the remaining three teammates were very sharp, and the battle lasted quite a long time.

Lu Tianxiao also continued to scold the other three.

No matter how he explained, the other party believed that he was a primary school student and no more than the second grade of primary school.

Yuzheng drank yogurt leisurely by the side, feeling extremely comfortable.

Winning or losing this round is no longer important, the important thing is that someone will take the blame for her.