I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

Three days later, Sand Coconut Oasis.

The logistics force has successfully transported a large amount of supplies to this picturesque oasis, with a mirror-green lake and acres of date palm groves.

People who have never been here can hardly imagine that there can be such a beautiful place in such a harsh desert environment.

A week ago, Konoha's vanguard troops captured this oasis with lightning speed. A day ago, the logistics troops hoarded a large amount of supplies here, intending to build it into a fortress that penetrates deeply into the Kingdom of Wind.

Turning an anti-invasion war into a war of aggression is what Orochimaru has done so far.

A large part of the citizens of the Kingdom of Wind live scattered in various oases in the form of tribes. This sand coconut oasis is home to a small tribe of thousands of people, who make a living by planting date palms.

When the Sunagakure troops retreated, they did not have the ability to take away the residents here, so they still lived in this place, full of unknown fears facing the Konoha ninja stationed here.

By the lake in the oasis, Yuluo was having a soft fist exchange with Hinata Hizashi.

"Slower, slower, you can't see clearly... have you taught me carefully? Do you want to learn the nine movements of Rouquan?" Yu Luo picked his teeth while burying his grievances.

"Already... the slowest..." Hinata Hizashi felt like a sloth, every movement was extremely slow.

He was a little skeptical at first, but now he is absolutely convinced that the Nine Styles of Rouquan were definitely not invented by such an idiot.

However, the first three formulas actually exist and are very practical.

If you blame this on the missing girl of the same race, Hinata Xia, it is somewhat reasonable, but not very reasonable.

He has already asked Maruboshi Kosuke. Hyuga Natsu is a very ordinary genin, and he is better at investigation. He has never shown any talent beyond ordinary people. On the contrary, Yuluo often makes some inexplicable tricks.

Therefore, out of the inheritance of the family, he had to establish a good relationship with Yu Luo, and the most convenient thing was to teach him Rouquan.

Obviously he was wrong. Teaching this kind of rotten fish who couldn't hold up the wall was even more uncomfortable than killing him.

"I'm tired, I'm tired. It's too hot. Brother Hizashi, let's take a rest and eat some dates. I'm going to swim." Yuluo took off his clothes and jumped into the oasis lake.

"You haven't done anything all day, are you tired...?" Hinata Hizashi's eyes twitched heavily.

"Damn, this guy is just a slacker, don't be like him." Ebisu waved his hand and took off his clothes to get ready to swim in the water.

Who can resist a refreshing pool party in this desert environment?

"Wait, brother Ebisu... I have some questions to ask you." Hinata Hizashi suddenly spoke.

"Ah...what?" Ebisu was stunned.

"I would like to ask... how did Yuluo-kun get the soft fist?" Hinata Hizashi asked sincerely.

"Harm, that's it..." Ebisu waved his hand easily, then suddenly paused and smiled: "Yu Luo is my brother, how could I betray him..."

Hinata Hizashi watched Ebisu keep rubbing his fingers back and forth, and immediately understood what he was talking about. He took a jade pendant from his neck and said, "This is a jade pendant given to me by my father. It has been passed down from my ancestors."

"Ahem... Hizashi-sama, you misunderstood me." Ebisu put the jade pendant into his arms quietly.

"It's not a secret either."

"Yu Luo loves to sleep during class. It's common for him to sleep all morning. Our class calls him the God of Sleep."

"Originally, this lazy guy is probably going to be like this for the rest of his life. Who would have thought that this guy has awakened what kind of ability, can dream back thousands of years, that is, dreaming about things a thousand years ago, not to mention learning onmyoji, and also having some witch in his dream. , what god, do you think it irritates people or not?"

"Dream back thousands of years... In other words, he didn't invent the Soft Fist technique, but he dreamed about the ancestors of the Hyuga clan thousands of years ago and brought back the Soft Fist technique from a thousand years ago?" Hyuga Hizashi was immediately stunned.

"According to genealogical records, the Hyuga clan has experienced division. Today's Hyuga clan is only a small part of the original clan, and many soft boxing skills have been lost as a result..."

"If we can make up for the lost boxing skills, the Hyuga clan may be able to make up for the lack of individual combat effectiveness and surpass the Uchiha clan and become the number one wealthy clan!"

Hinata Hizashi looked at Yuluo, who was playing with the snake girl in the lake, and his eyes suddenly became eager.

"Come here, arrange for people to prepare a feast!"

……

"I make waves in the waves, and I love to make waves~" Yu Luo floated on the water, lying comfortably in the arms of Shuang Snake Girl, enjoying the coolness brought by the lake water.

"Sir, it's getting late. If you don't go back, you'll catch a cold." Qingji reminded softly.

"Yeah... let's go clubbing tomorrow." Yu Luo also felt the coolness gradually descending after noon, so he turned over and swam to the shore.

"Mr. Yuluo, please!"

A sudden sound frightened Yuluo. When he turned around, two Hyuga clan members were wiping his back with dry towels.

For a moment, Yu Luo seemed to be dreaming back to his previous life. This kind of treatment could only be experienced in a high-end foot washing city.

On the other hand, Hinata Hizashi had already prepared a simple banquet, including wine, meat, fish, and fruits. It couldn't be said to be rich. It was not easy to have these things when going out.

"Hey, brother Hizashi, it's not my birthday today either? Are you so polite?" Yuluo walked over with a smile.

"I just want to thank Mr. Yuluo for bringing back the lost martial arts of Juquan!" Hinata Hizashi bowed deeply.

Yuluo was stunned for a moment, then reached out and tapped Ebisu, who had been sitting for a long time: "Good boy, you betrayed me again."

"Damn, who doesn't know about your little trouble? Rather than letting others take advantage, it's better to take advantage of your own brother." Ebisu smiled obscenely.

"Ahem... Now that Brother Hizashi knows it, I won't pretend anymore. It's true that I didn't develop the Nine Styles of Soft Fist." Yuluo showed off his cards.

"What kind of idiot would believe that someone like you can develop the Nine Styles of Soft Fist." Hinata Hizashi complained silently.

"Actually, I just dreamed about your ancestor by chance. It happened that Xia Jiang didn't have much to learn, so I just learned a few tricks and came back to teach her." Yu Luo said with a smile.

"How many tricks?"

"Three moves, just three moves. The main thing is that the latter ones are too difficult, so I'm too lazy to learn them!" Yu Luo quickly gave up.

You can't say that we have learned all nine tricks, and we can only find rare things, do you understand?

Hinata Hizashi's heart suddenly froze. Why are you too lazy to learn such an important thing just because you are too lazy to learn it?

"So...can you still dream again?"

"Who knows, with a dull face and not a beautiful woman, what do I dream about every day?" Yu Luo picked up the plump saury on the table and nodded uncontrollably.

"This tastes good. Two more. Oh, Miaoji wants it too. Two pounds, two more pounds."

Hinata Hizashi waved his hand, signaling his clansmen to do as they were told.

Saury is a small fish unique to this oasis lake. This season is the perfect time for the fat seeds and meat. It is grilled to turn the scales into fat and moisten the fish meat. It has a great flavor and makes you feel like your first love.

Yu Luo and Miao Ji both wanted to know this feeling.

It's just that this kind of fish lives tens of meters underwater, so even a Hyuga ninja with a different vision would have a lot of work if he wants to catch two kilograms.

"Mr. Yuluo, please dream about our ancestors again. The Hyuga clan will be grateful." Hinata Hizashi spoke sincerely.

"Hey, it's not that I don't dream. The main reason is that I'm bumpy and wandering every day, and my whole body aches. I haven't slept well for a long time." Yu Luo stretched his muscles.

With a glance from Hinata, a young Hyuga female medical ninja immediately stepped forward and opened her Byakugan to help Yuluo clear his meridians and smooth his muscles.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's so comfortable... it's much more comfortable than a massage. I think your clan members are really good at enjoying it, right?" Yu Luo's pores relaxed in comfort.

Byakugan can accurately observe the obstruction of the meridians in the body, the stagnation of acupuncture points, and the damage of muscles. Every injection of chakra seems to touch the G-spot of the body, making people moan uncontrollably.

"I am from a separate family... Mr. Yuluo, if you feel any discomfort, just ask." Hinata Hizashi was still sincere.

"Really giving orders casually?" Yu Luo raised his eyebrows.

"But it doesn't matter." Hinata Hizashi risked his life for the nine moves of Rou Fist.

"That's it. I have a lot of shikigami parasitic on my body, squeezing my chakra every day, making me so tired that I can't sleep well, and I can't eat well... Can I borrow your people to open a canteen?" Yu Luotao It's embarrassing to wear my head.

"Is it just absorbing chakra? Okay." Hinata nodded.

Yuluo immediately distributed shikigami to many Hyuga ninjas: "Come on, come on, the Hyuga cafeteria is open, eat whatever you want, open the door to eat."

The Hyuga clan has rich chakra, or the non-attributed chakra that is not picky about food. Is there anything more suitable for a big cafeteria than them?

If there are always such a group of followers, raising another hundred or eighty shikigami will be a small problem.

Hinata reached Sui Ji, feeling the rapid loss of chakra in her body, and her face suddenly turned pale.

"How's it going? Can you hold on? You can't force it, can you?"

"You can hold on... don't force it..." Hinata Hizashi stuffed a handful of Bingliang Pills into his mouth.

Little did he know that this period of time would become a lifelong nightmare for him.

"Hehe, that's good. I'll work harder on this matter in Mengyu Village. It mainly depends on opportunities." Yu Luo smiled brightly.

"Oh huh huh...comfortable...comfortable...Hinata-san, don't stop...I'll add the clock, two more..."

……

Yu Luo was an honest person who took advantage of others and had to eliminate disasters for them. He started teaching them the first three moves of Gu Rou Quan the next day.

"Compress it, compress it! I'm not letting you touch grandma, can you use a little more force? Why are you so stupid?" Yu Luo scratched his head and ears anxiously.

A group of Hyuga ninjas had dark circles under their eyes, and the chakra balls in their hands could not be condensed.

"Hey, did you all peek at the kunoichi taking a bath yesterday? Are you all so vain?"

"Mr. Yuluo...your shikigami is so delicious..." Hinata Hizashi's hand was dripping with blood from the uncontrollable explosion of Qigong waves.

"That's it... Hahaha... I ask everyone to restrain themselves, restrain themselves, don't eat people up in one meal, and continue to eat!" Yu Luo laughed awkwardly.

"Everyone, take a rest first and start making the military food pills."

Yuluo's teaching level is on par with Naruto's. When he was learning, Hamura was the one who injected chakra into it step by step. It was really difficult for him to continue teaching.

Fortunately, Hinata Hizashi's understanding was very good. Combined with observing with his Byakugan, he quickly understood the key points, and then systematically summarized them and taught them to others.

After a week, they had already mastered the first three movements. They just needed to practice more and become more proficient.

Yuluo also lived the most comfortable time in his life. The elites of the Hyuga family served as servants, so he didn't have to worry about eating, drinking, and defecation. Every day, there was a royal physiotherapist who helped dredge meridians and massage acupuncture points. This small life is so nourishing, I really want to Just drag it on forever.

"Mr. Yuluo, I wonder how your sleep quality has been these days?" Hizashi finally couldn't help but ask.

"Ah... Not bad, this saury is delicious when grilled, and the massage is so comfortable. When the war is over, you open a grilled fish restaurant and get a white-eye massage. I'm sure the business will be very good." Live nodded.

"..." Hizashi was speechless. They were a wealthy family. Who would do such high-profile business? Even if someone in the family couldn't survive, they would not be allowed to go out to work. Instead, they would be hired as servants by the clan. After all, wealthy families all He is a person who wants to save face.

Not to mention the physical therapy and massage provided by this medical ninja. Apart from the elders of the entire Hyuga clan, only their brothers can experience it. It was the eldest brother Hizu who forced it on for fear of getting hurt.

"So...have you had any dreams about our ancestors lately?"

"I dreamed about it." Yu Luo nodded.

Hizashi became excited for a moment: "Have you learned any new soft fist?"

"Hey, it's a long story. I was too lazy to learn before, and this time I go back and try to make friends with others. Will they be happy?" Yu Luo sighed helplessly.

"What should we do?" Hinata was anxious.

"Hey, I can only say as much nice things as a dog, trying to please you from behind and tell the whole story clearly, saying that I will bring back the lost Rou Fist to you."

"What do you think your ancestors said?"

"How to say?"

Yu Luo cleared his throat and pointed at Hinata and the rest of the group in a scolding tone: "You unscrupulous descendants, you can lose these ancestral skills, and some useless caged birds, it's quite clear. To prevent the loss of blood, or is it just for selfish reasons?"

Hinata Hizashi was embarrassed and at a loss, and even wanted to kneel down and listen to the teachings of his ancestors.

"The ancestors said that being strong is more useful than any tricks. If anyone picks your eyeballs, you will kill his whole family. Who dares to covet your eyes? If you can't defeat others, what's the point of attacking your own people? I'm a big boss. Has the appearance of the descendant of Mu been brought down like this?"

All the separated families were almost in tears, this is the reason.

Not to mention that the caged bird limits Byakugan's strength, it's just too ugly!Even on the wedding night, I didn’t dare to take off my headscarf.

"Ahem, now that I'm done scolding you, let me teach you another move, the fourth form of Soft Fist!"

Hinata Hizashi cheered up instantly.

"The third move before, the Pai Shan style, was called Little Shinra, and it was the repulsive force."

"This fourth move is called the Wind Catching Shadow Style, which is gravity! People call it Little Wanxiang."

"It's divided into two parts."

Yuluo made a start gesture and aimed at Ebisu, who was peeping lewdly at the kunoichi swimming in the lake in the distance: "The first part of the wind-catching stance, create a chakra mark!"

An invisible chakra wave was emitted from the palm of his hand and hit Ebisu's vest. The pain caused him to jump up and look around and curse.

"Second paragraph, shadow-catching style!"

Yu Luo's right hand turned into a claw, and he pulled back hard.

Ebisu instantly felt a strong suction force, and instantly his whole body flew backwards towards Yuluo, and was grabbed by the neck.

"Ah ah ah! What the hell are you doing, you bitch!" Ebisu yelled.

"Hahahaha... Do you want to learn the teaching of Rouquan together?" Yu Luo laughed.

"It takes a genius to learn, but once you use it, your meridians will hurt to death." Ebisu had obviously been fooled.

"Catching wind and shadow, using it to steal the neighbor's underwear...isn't it pretty good?" Yu Luo lowered his voice.

"...!!! What do you mean? Who am I? You are insulting my personality and trampling on my dignity!" Ebisu's eyes widened.

"Should we learn or not?"

"I solemnly declare that I only learned this trick for academic exchanges! I have absolutely no other ideas!"