I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

On the last night on the lonely sandbank, Orochimaru was holding a last meeting before departure, and he even called Yu Luo.

"Why are you bringing me with you? I'm just a cook..." Yuluo yawned and was forcefully pulled up by Hongdou.

"Don't be lazy all the time. Do you think the teacher doesn't know? Your performance is noticed by the teacher! Besides, you are the only person in the logistics department. Who else will take care of you? Hurry up!" Hong Dou pulled Yu. Luo walked to the headquarters.

Arriving at the headquarters, more than a dozen high-ranking troops were already sitting in neat rows, waiting for Yu Luo, a salty fish, who was still wearing a cook's kitchen clothes. Everyone looked at him in surprise, how could Orochimaru invite a cook? Come to the meeting.

"Hehe... go ahead and leave me alone." Yu Luo smiled under his chef's hat and sat at the end of the table.

"The purpose of this meeting is to discuss the attack on Sunagakure..." Before Orochimaru could finish his sentence, a senior member of the monkey-faced army stood up and seriously interrupted Orochimaru.

"I am Sarutobi Teshin. Maybe you don't know yet, but Lord Hokage has issued many orders to Orochimaru to stop this risky behavior. The strategic purpose has been achieved and we should retreat immediately!"

"Haha... Teacher is so cowardly. We have already reached this point, and are only short of the last battle to completely end the thorn behind the Fire Nation. You actually want me to retreat?" Orochimaru sneered.

"It's Orochimaru, you are too greedy for merit. The main force of Sunagakure is still there. The Fourth Kazekage and the One-Tail Jinchuuriki will participate in the battle to protect the soil. It is impossible to defeat them with our remaining strength. We will only sacrifice everyone's lives in vain." , Consume Konoha's power." Sarutobi Teishin said sharply.

The rest of the people didn't speak. Although everyone didn't say anything, they were all muttering in their hearts. Can more than 2000 of them really wipe out Sunagakure's village?

The oases along the way have been destroyed by Orochimaru, and Sunagakure has been frightened. The Kingdom of Wind will not be able to invade the Kingdom of Fire for more than ten years. Is it time to retreat?

"What I want to do is to solve the serious illness once and for all, instead of procrastinating it. Do you want our juniors to fight another ninja war more than ten years later?" Orochimaru also spoke in Mandarin. set.

"This is the truth. Under other circumstances, I absolutely support the complete defeat of Sunagakure, but we must also act within our capabilities. We are now a lone force deep into the Kingdom of Wind. There is no way to come with support and logistics, and our strength is definitely not enough to support us. I defeated Sunagakure." Sarutobi Tetsu's reason was also sufficient.

"It seems I can't convince you anymore..." Orochimaru smiled coldly, and the cronies behind him immediately stepped forward to take someone away.

Sarutobi Teshin immediately took out a scroll, the flame signature was beating on the paper, unfolded it and held it in his hand: "Where is the Anbu? With the Hokage-sama's order, Orochimaru's command can be deprived, and I will take command temporarily! "

Immediately, ten Anbu jumped out from all corners. After checking Sarutobi Teshin's scroll, they immediately focused their eyes on Orochimaru with their swords in hand.

Orochimaru's cronies also drew their swords against each other, and the atmosphere instantly became tense!

"Haha... I didn't expect the old thing to show up like this. Yes, very good..." Orochimaru sneered and clapped: "But it's a pity that even if the Hokage comes in person, he can't make me give up my purpose."

"You actually disobey Hokage-sama's order? You are treason..." Sarutobi Teshin raised his eyebrows and faced Orochimaru without hesitation.

"Damn it... you've hurt me... put me in this place..." Yu Luo seemed to have grown mushrooms on the stool, grinning and pounding the red beans.

"I don't know either..." Hongdou also felt that the atmosphere was oppressive and uncomfortable.

"Would it be embarrassing to fart at this time?" The more nervous Yu Luo became, the more he felt that something embarrassing would happen.

"Haha...we were not defeated by Sunagakure, but we are going to fall apart due to internal fighting?" Orochimaru sneered.

"If you are stubborn, Orochimaru, I would rather retreat because of this." Sarutobi Tiexin is really stubborn.

No one was allowed to give in, the atmosphere was so cold that not even the ANBU dared to make any move.

"With so many people, it's just a matter of voting...a bunch of idiots." Yu Luo muttered in a low voice.

"Teacher, Yu Luo said let's vote! You idiots!" Hong Dou suddenly shouted to break the silence.

"Nani! I didn't say anything!" Yuluo jumped up like a hair and covered Hongdou's mouth.

"It's not a bad idea..." Orochimaru still smiled calmly.

"..." Sarutobi Teshin glanced at the many middle and high-level people present. Most of them had confusion on their faces, and they were unwilling to take the risk of attacking Sunagakure: "I agree."

Just like that, the show of hands voting began.

"I swear to follow Lord Orochimaru to the death!" A group of Orochimaru's fanatical believers immediately expressed their attitude.

"I...I follow Hokage-sama's orders..." Some people felt that the fight should not continue.

"I abstain." Hyuga and Hizashi follow the usual style of the Hyuga clan, which is to never take sides and help whoever wins.

After raising their hands all the way down, when they reached the last seat of the long table...Yu Luo, the vote count was actually seven to seven...

Damn it?Why are everyone looking at me... Yu Luo was startled and simply pretended to be stupid.

"I think ramen noodles should be mixed with No. 42 cement, because although trigonometric functions have confirmed the tension of water, the lactic acid bacteria in the moldy eggs will cause the contraction of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular vessels, causing the earth's temperature to rise, causing thermal expansion and contraction, and at the same time affecting ramen noodles. The absorption of Grange points promotes the super evolution of Pleasant Goat..."

?Everyone looked confused.

"He said he supports Orochimaru." Anko helped Yu Luo raise her hand.

"Okay, in that case, Sarutobi, what else do you have to say? If you want to fight with me, I'll be happy to accompany you." Orochimaru raised his head slightly.

"Bang..." Sarutobi Teishin gritted his teeth. Not to mention whether he could fight or not, the fire caused the top management of the army to fall apart, and Sunagakure took advantage of it. Such a scene was not what he wanted to see.

"In this case, I will assign the task. Hinata Hizashi will set off immediately to lead the investigation team to find out the way forward." Orochimaru did not feel proud of winning at all, everything was taken for granted.

"Yes." Hinata Hizashi nodded expressionlessly.

"Is there any pressure on the main battle force to mobilize before the war?" Orochimaru spoke again.

"Yes! No problem!"

"The ammunition has been exhausted. The ninja troops abandoned unnecessary equipment and joined the offensive reserve. Is there any problem?"

"Can overcome it!"

……

After a series of questions, the pressure came to Yu Luo.

"Are there any logistical issues?"

"Short of knives, medicine, and shells...forget it, no problem." Yu Luo felt that the atmosphere was not suitable for complaining. Anyway, he complained about Orochimaru and there was nothing he could do to supplement it.

"Okay, everyone, get ready and set off tomorrow!"

……

One day later, the troops set off and headed towards Sand Hidden Village at a gentle speed. As usual... the oasis behind them had become a scorched earth.

"Hey, do you really think Orochimaru can defeat Sunagakure? That's a village! They're not stupid. They must be defensive to the teeth. Why don't you vote against it and we can go home?" Ebisu complained. asked.

"Who knows? I don't think Orochimaru is such a reckless person. You don't know that the Nara family's staff have agreed. I think they should have other strategies?" Yu Luo thought for a moment.

"Something is going to happen to the army, and you are the culprit." Ebisu said contemptuously.

"It's none of my business!" Yu Luo rolled his eyes crazily.

"Who asked you to vote last!"

"...Shut up, it's time to set up camp again, hurry up and cook."

The troop's advance speed could be said to be extremely slow. After marching for one day, they did not reach the gate of Sunagakure for three days, as if they were afraid that they were not prepared enough.

At this time, Sunagakure Village also put all available things on the city wall and went all out to deal with the arrival of Konoha.

This speed gave Yuluo, who was responsible for cooking, a headache, until a certain turning point was reached... Orochimaru's order came out suddenly.

"Everyone turns 90 degrees and heads southwest!"

Yu Luo was stunned and quickly pulled out the map to see where he was going. A straight line stretched until a certain point...

The capital of the Kingdom of Wind!

"Should I give it a try? Is it so exciting?" Yu Luo's eyes widened.

"Are you going to attack the capital? If our daimyo knew about this, he wouldn't let him go, right?" Ebisu was stunned for a moment.

As we all know, the level of ninja assassination is top-notch. Even the weakest Sunagakure is capable of assassinating the strongest Daimyo of the Fire Country. This makes the Daimyos fearful. In addition to forming a guardian ninja, the Daimyos of the five major countries also made a treaty. Fight after fight, trouble after trouble, you are not allowed to assassinate the opponent's monarch, how can you eat well and sleep soundly if you don't let them.

Orochimaru is not an assassination, this is an open attack on his capital!

And with Orochimaru's character, he may not stop even if he is captured, and there may even be a massacre of the city. After all, his Ten Thousand Snakes will eat 100 sacrifices at a time.

Under Orochimaru's order, the troops moved at full speed and headed towards the capital of the Kingdom of Wind.

At the same time, after discovering that the Konoha troops had turned around, the senior officials of Sunagakure Village and the Wind Country were also shocked.

The moment the daimyo learned the news, twelve letters had been sent to the Kazekage's office, sternly demanding that the Kazekage come to the rescue immediately.

The Fourth Kazekage had a headache. With their Sunagakure Village's defense capabilities, they would have absolutely no problem resisting Orochimaru's attack.

Now let him abandon the village's solid defense and take the initiative to attack Konoha.

It’s simply seeking death...

Granny Chiyo was also hesitant. Ninjas did not produce, and all funds came from the funding of the Daimyo of the Land of Wind. Without the Daimyo's funding, the Ninjas would starve to death.

Discussions are still ongoing here, and letters asking for help from daimyo are coming one after another.

A letter warning them that if they don’t come, they will never be provided with funds again.

A letter was sent to all the ninjas in the village, whoever led the people to rescue him would be supported by the daimyo to become the fifth Kazekage.

At this time, Luo Shako was furious. His position as the Wind Shadow was not stable to begin with. Three generations were missing. He was just a guard who had learned his secret skills. He had no family support behind him. After he came to power, various families were eyeing him, so he could only Waging war to divert attention.

After a moment of discussion, it was finally decided to give the order, and Sunagakure set out with all his strength towards the capital of the Kingdom of Wind. In order to ensure speed, he did not even bring a lot of baggage with him.

Time is life, and those ordinary soldiers in the capital cannot even defend it for an hour!

Granny Chiyo gritted her teeth and came up with a trick she least wanted to use: "Sir Fourth Generation, we have some Hippogriffs that can take people flying quickly. Master Fenfu, please go first!"

"The One-Tail Jinchuuriki...only he has the ability to stop Konoha now." Rasa nodded and agreed to this plan.

……

The urgent march of Orochimaru's troops has approached the capital of the Land of Wind at an extremely fast speed. It is a place known as the Pearl of the Desert. Because it is close to the coast, it is hardly affected by the desert. As it approaches, the scenery has changed from the same yellow , green Haloxylon ammodendron trees gradually appeared. If this trend continues, it is not surprising that coconut trees appear in the capital.

"Stop moving forward...!" Hinata Hizashi suddenly gave an order, frowning.

"What's going on ahead?" Orochimaru asked.

"There was an old monk crossing his legs and chanting sutras..."

"Old monk?" Orochimaru was a little surprised.

"The chakra in his body is very large and evil... I have only seen it in jinchūriki." Hinata Hizashi was extremely serious.

"Is the one-tailed jinchuriki... finally on the scene." Orochimaru was a little happy, a lone jinchuriki was better than the one he met during the attack, but it was a pity that he did not have a powerful enough sealing technique.

Orochimaru sent an elite team of dozens of people to test it out. Facing the jinchuriki, the genin and chunin were all in vain, so they might as well stay on the spot and rest.

"Amitabha... The sea of ​​suffering is boundless, but when we turn around, we will reach the shore..." Fenfu sat cross-legged on the ground with his hands clasped together and silently recited the Heart Sutra.

"Old bald donkey, I'll get back to your mother!" A certain grumpy old man spit out the old fire dragon at the old monk.

However, a sand shield that rose up without warning easily blocked the fire dragon.

"Attack!" With an order, countless ninjutsu mixed with shuriken and kunai covered the old monk.

However, Monk Fenfu still kept his eyes on his nose, his nose and his heart, and he sat cross-legged while reciting the Heart Sutra. Only the waves of sand that kept rising blocked all attacks.

After a full hour of all-out attacks, the tired attacking Konoha ninjas were panting, but the old monk remained as motionless as a giant Buddha, and the sea of ​​sand in the sky seemed like an unbreakable barrier.

"Buddha said there is love and no intention to kill. Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately." Monk Fenfu clasped his hands together and chanted Sanskrit. Immediately, the Konoha ninjas stood there blankly, dropped their weapons, and dropped their eyes. Tears, kneeling on the ground, losing consciousness of fighting.

"Bring them back! Team [-] is on top." Orochimaru frowned slightly, and immediately sent someone to replace these ninjas who were possessed by illusions. Otherwise, if they had listened to too many Buddhist scriptures, they might have become ordained on the spot.

However, the second team could not hold on for long, as they were hit by the Buddhist sutra illusion and retreated, and were replaced by the third team.

Obviously, using wheel fighting on the old monk has little effect compared to endurance. These guys can survive to death.

"Sir, we are going to use your new religion's techniques to break through." Hinata Hizashi bowed to Yuluo.

"Have you learned the Rasengan so quickly? You are indeed a genius." Yu Luo was slightly surprised.

The Rasengan is actually the 8th form of the Soft Fist, but Yuluo taught this technique first over Kaiten. After all, this is the template for the protagonist.

"No, I am the only one who has learned it. They can only use Qigong waves in conjunction with the Mountain Breaking Style to try to see if they can break through the defense." Hyuga Hizashi looked at several other Hyuga clan members. They were no longer the ones who initially followed him. Approved, the initial guards disappeared while escorting the supplies.

"Go ahead, don't lose my people." Yu Luo waved his hand, then turned around and continued to urge Fat Li to chop vegetables and cook. After marching in such a hurry for several days, he ate military grain pills every day, and his mouth was full of bitterness. It took a lot of effort. , hurry up and make a delicious meal.